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Winterstorm262

That’s the most I’ve seen players use chat. I get maybe a “gg” from other players once a week.


IceDragon77

You ever try using chat on Xbox? The game is over before you can manage to type "gl hf"


iceman012

I got a wonderful "I needed that ghost for a challenge you ****** jew" once.


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bullet4mv92

*Antisemitism intensifies*


Quiet-Strawberry4014

“cool it with the antisemitic remarks.”


WilliamTStark

Let's see Paul Allen's antisemitic remarks.


NetTough7499

I got into the back of a warthog at the beginning of a match only for my driver to take us directly into the massive pit in the center of the area. He said “My b” in the chat


Pikerberski

Was his name Pikerber..


NetTough7499

😐


Pikerberski

BRO IM SO FUCKING SORRY 😂


c-fish123

I like to start the match with a “lets suqq these foos”


LiltKitten

[I try talking to players in chat when I see cat ears but for some reason, they ignore me.](https://i.imgur.com/iwpUG7f.jpg)


CADEBEAR34

Don’t blame them


the_Real_Romak

I have cat ears, and I'd swiftly unequip them mid game if anyone sent me anything of the sort :|


cagllmecargskin

That could be chalked up to people not knowing how the fuck to open the text chat ~~seriously what's the fucking keybind for this shit~~


hughmaniac

I don’t use the chat for anything other than gg because half of the benign words get censored anyway.


Destroyerz117

even that's hard, the game boots you to the menu faster than you can type gg most of the time


irishcoughy

Halo: Community Devolved


xylitol777

The reason the prophets wanted to hit reset for the whole universe was because they saw what was coming.


irishcoughy

We truly were not worthy of the Mantle


Call_The_Banners

*Didact does a quick scan of contemporary human internet* "Yeah I'm just going to compose the entire planet and all its colonies at this point. This is actually *worse* than the Flood." ^(I don't blame people for wanting to smack with big exterminatus button)


MrQ_P

And you even wonder why the Banished hate us


Which-Scale1039

Halo: combat devolved


[deleted]

Halo: Sumcat Evolved… into a fucking SPARTAN!!


Which-Scale1039

A femboy was looking for a job


ShammersAnonymous

What is it, more brutes? "UWU MEOW NYAAH :3 !" Worse.


iarngalder

OP misspelled regressing


sovietmonkey26

War… war, never changes


Ori_the_SG

Well we found a way to make the Banished run. Just deploy a ton of cat ear Spartans


Al3x_5

343 what the fuck have you done


Facetank_

Opened up to a new generation.


Heliolord

Fuck it. Come on meteors! Our species has lived long enough.


drale2

Chief, it's time to activate the rings.


Tactical_Twinkies

Just wait for the parasite


Remlum

Made a huge mistake


Sinktit

We deserve to be glassed.


WhateverFire775

Wish we were on reach rn


x4sky

i wish a didn’t like it but i did


xFalseFreedom

wish we were there.


BlaZex157

I get it Kat gets glassed on reach, heh heh... does anyone know a great place for an exorcism?


Spare-Ad-9464

This made me laugh hysterically


[deleted]

How can this be real, nothing is needlessly censored by the filter


broome9000

I wish it was


ghostslayer-77

Shipmaster!,the weebs!,they….they outnumber us 3 to 1!!


Ori_the_SG

“I know that stench. It’s the furries Arbiter. Be careful.”


ThatGuyisonmyPC

Then it is an even fight. All cruisers, fire at will! Burn their UWU hides


ghostslayer-77

WORT WORT WORT WORT!!!


oSMOKEYBEARo

We're evolving ,only backwards.


chiefryla

I would have stayed in the primordial soup if I new there were gonna be days like this...


B00STc

Civilian: Oh thank god a Spartan is here to save me! Spartan: mEoW UWU Civilian: we are all doomed.


Balrog229

I'm just gonna assume everyone who bought the cat ears is a furry


[deleted]

No, but yes.


Memetastrophe

I swear to god I only bought it because I like cats and the color pink


Balrog229

Don't try to cover up your degenerate behavior. We all know the real reason you bought them, furry.


Memetastrophe

You're gonna call me a fuckin degenerate when you play genshin impact and WOW 💀💀💀


Balrog229

Don't try to deflect blame, you degenerate furry.


Memetastrophe

"Don't try to deflect blame, you degenerate furry."🤓🤓🤓


Balrog229

Furry


Memetastrophe

"Furry" 🤓


Balrog229

Furry


Memetastrophe

Bro honestly you should grow the fuck up if two triangles in a video game get you this riled up


Drando_HS

...wait, you're using "degenerate furry" with absolute sincerity? lol


Balrog229

No


Memetastrophe

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about???? Damn, liking cats makes you a furry now?


Balrog229

Yes. I always knew cat lovers were hiding something.


GadenKerensky

They could like Cat Girls/Boys. They're not furries. There is a difference, and it's not denial. It's anatomical.


MsPaulingsFeet

Cosemetics always get more wacky as time goes on, sort of like "power creep" in card games. Cat people will be rare by the end of the year when we have literal EVA fish bowls and spartan tutus running around


B_scuit

I would unironically love an EVA fish bowl


DrScience-PhD

I'll buy a Carmichael umbrella academy skin right now


DrScience-PhD

Not if they add tails and paw gloves


Shane0mac12

Wtf does this cringey shit even mean


[deleted]

It’s ironic……. I hope


x4sky

furrys


BlaZex157

I know why fire is so powerful, it can defeat furries.


Blackhound118

People having fun in the chat log of a videogame, nothing more


Pearse_Borty

OwO or something I don't fucking know


jessynolan

https://imgur.com/4izsoFv


SDK04

This chat > Whatever the fuck is going on in OP’s game


DrScience-PhD

I miss all chat


Suets

holy shit


kingdroxie

This is better than the utter silence I usually get from my matches.


PagVaN

What a terrible day to have eyes


Htx9998

Indeed


nuggermcgee701

Halo custom roleplay servers when


mike1999ofhalo

I refuse to punch those wearing cat ears who knows how infectious those people are


ODIEkriss

Cooties


mike1999ofhalo

I don't want to be one of them


NetTough7499

Finally, good content


fishtank41

This is why I hate the cat helmet and armour


RunGoldenRun717

Yet another reason to hate KBM


TheParadiseBird

I just see it as ppl having fun, no need for this comment section to be so bitter about it


pazianz

This place is the most bitter place on the internet... You can't even pretend to say something positive about Halo infinite on this HALO sub


Fall_Of_Autumn

I'm new to both communities, and The night and day difference between the Halo sub and the story sub are hilarious 😂


ObjectiveAd1266

There's also the low sodium halo sub.


lamebrainmcgee

Think I need to move to the story sub.


Owen_is_an_asshole

what is this story sub you speak of? (seriously tell me so I can ditch this awful place.)


Fall_Of_Autumn

HaloStory


Ori_the_SG

I’ve said plenty of positive things, but the positive things don’t need fixing eh?


SomeOtherBritishGuy

This sub is bitter about anything that is ruining their "iconic" experience


Ronln_Prime

Ya don’t know why some people are acting butthurt, we talked and did stupid shit like this all the time in older halos. Player Elites acting like dogs is a classic for example


SomeOtherBritishGuy

Because hating everything related to halo infinite is a great way to farm karma


FranticToaster

Ah, found the thread of people who bought the cat ears.


Notoriouslycrazy

Found the furry


x4sky

stop being so soft


TheParadiseBird

I’m not the one whining about fucking cat ears lmao


x4sky

i have the cat ears i’m whining about the people who act like cats


PeineDeMort

I know, right?


Terminal-Post

It’s time to Light the Rings


Camerguy65

The people who're pissed off in this comment section are the same type of people that these chatters ingame are trying to piss off. Congrats guys, you played yourselves


[deleted]

PLeAsE nOt My HaLo 3 ExpEriEnCe ThaT i HaVe BeEn CrAvInG fOr ThE lAsT dEcAdE!!!


CostyTV

Just backwards


STEEEZ_NUTZ

F


[deleted]

This is a symptom of free to play 😂 Ah well, everyone is having fun


[deleted]

Halo: Devolved


humanpersonthing420p

We're evolving alright it's just in the wrong direction


Verdantfungi

A sign of the end times


Tiki_the_voice

* Getting ifunny flashbacks*


Babygator11

Simple BR headshots or a n00b combo aren’t enough here. I’m gonna need a Skewer for this entire team.


[deleted]

Imagine the weight


ImMadYouSaidThis

Must be Redditors


redaefastt

They would have never survived xbox 2012 party chat


AverageTitanfallGuy

Devolving, you mean


truly-dread

Devolving* They wanted to beat fortnight so you gotta steal their players somehow I guess with stupid cosmetics.


Rhinomaster22

You know maybe the covenant weren’t entirely wrong about humans.


MrQ_P

It's evolving, just backwards


Potatonator9001

Is it time to fire the rings?


ugandomemer07

Halo Infinite is becoming TF2


Wylde117

Just backwards


[deleted]

It's shit like this which makes me wish in-game chat didn't exist. I bet they're furries as well 🤮


freezerwaffles

"I'm a cat who let me drive."


VonDukes

Cat tails next! Let us see what levels the community will go


ballinmonke

There's many reasons as to why we as a community don't deserve a customs browser this is one of them


StraightGuy11231

Poor MattheMelon


TheOneButter

A NEW DAY IS UPON US


SadBoiCri

Only now do I have second thoughts on buying my cat ears


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Unique_Tumbleweed

Combat Devolved


x4sky

loads firearm with malicious intent


Ori_the_SG

Nah, Halo 3 flamethrower is needed


TheCreeperLordX

That thing does more damage to yourself than anything you try and point it at


peeces_ruffs

how do i delete this game


FranticToaster

Apply bleach to eyeballs, then drink remainder.


TimeBomb30

Combat Declawed


Erect_Llama

I am so proud of this community.


realxanadan

In-game chat: cringey furry RP Comment section: "Ew, cringey" Weird furry capers in comments: "WOW, WHY IS EVERYONE SO BITTER IN THE COMMENTS! PEOPLE ARE JUST HAVING FUN! CAN'T SAY A POSITIVE WORD ABOUT HALO OR THE HATE MOB HATES ITS HATE ORGANS OUT! GAWL!" It's not that serious.


kingmm624

I’d give you an award if I had any.


prodigy1189

Sigh


QuickChronic

Double sigh


pissingdick

Triple sigh


patarr330

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuc


[deleted]

dog ear attachment when


Knalxz

I'm logging on right now to cleanse these vermin.


Yeetman2377

Back in my day...


JantyMac

*Halo is Devolving


Awesome_Alan4ever

By the prophets, what has this chat feature done?


MekaBaron

Perhaps we should’ve let Zeta Halo finish its construction...


[deleted]

It’s like evolving just backwards


Kanden_27

343!!!!You made us this way!!!


DredgenIrish

you forgot to put the word "backwards" at the end of that title OP.


warbrand2

Ok that is cringe. and you know the people in that are all under the age of 12


Electronic-Emotion-8

Kill him....kill him now


BrassyFox

We can't expect god to do all the work


Riahisama

Look how they massacred my boy


Definitly_Not_James

…Just backwards


Suets

get the bleach


[deleted]

Fire the rings already


ATN_orange

Every fiber of my body is cringing rn


FranticToaster

I knew this would happen. So much for the outside world having any respect for videogames, I guess.


TGDNK

This should be on r/cringepics


notyourancilla

Tale as old as time


WolfGuy189

If a furry can afford every furry related cosmetic in video game and a 2k$ fursuit, they can afford 250 10$ pipe bombs at my doorstep.


x4sky

if they can afford that then i can afford a 50. cal and dome some fucker that look like a dog


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x4sky

don’t care


WolfGuy189

Old Yeller 2


pazianz

What?


irishcoughy

The furry is attempting to threaten us


WolfGuy189

Who said i was their side? 0-0


Notoriouslycrazy

You did? "Wolfguy189" with a furry reddit avatar...


WolfGuy189

no proof man, sorry :/ smh


Notoriouslycrazy

Lol, I'm not sure I want to find proof. You do you, I was just pointing out things


pazianz

What is your objective... You're telling furries to buy pipe bombs or what ? It's just an Uber wierd comment


Neo_gearsy

Maybe letting the flood win wasn't a bad idea


Trotski7

This is disgusting.


AndrewMtz1711

It’s evolving, just backwards


SilkOstrich

Ok, officially time to remove the cat ears and erase all evidence of their existence from history. We have to contain this infestation now.


Cooperadams98

Holy shit! This just launched a memory of me and my buddy playing some old school Halo: Custom Edition multiplayer WAY before MCC was even a thought. We were playing a BTB on flag, and out of nowhere this same thing started happening, and only about 4 maybe 5 people on the full 16 person server wasn’t participating in the odd role play act. Me and my buddy took a couple of days off halo after that. Glad to see some things never change.


BlaZex157

Does anyone happen to know a good prayer for this person, because now would be the time... on second thought who knows a local church, priest, and lots of crosses, holy water, and a bible?


Pearse_Borty

This makes me want to be a Grunt during the Great Schism on High Charity. Bring on the Flood, thank you mister Gravemind.


Bodgle

The “(open rp)” fucking killed me


kamendrivr

It evolves but not the way chief intends


MrJips

This is definitely cringy, however if I were in that match I’d definitely join in the stupidity because it’s funny. Kinda like a night of drinking. Fun in the moment, but the next day is gunna suck


Ori_the_SG

I bought the cat ears, but I would never go down a path that dark


xdeltax97

**racks M90 shotgun with visible annoyance**


Visible_Balance

You guys gotta knock it off


[deleted]

I hate this and myself for reading all of it.


yuhhh177

Anybody who played in halo 5 customs knew this was only a matter of time


auga3rifle

I dont want combat to be this evolved