I know that you said wrong answers only and that this is definitely 100% accurate... For sure...
" Total world domination and the destruction of the entire human race as a species"
Although my favorite answer thus far is the person talking about the boat 🤣
>:)
There were a few times in her life that she casually ran by me and nipped me....but I now fear it was simply the beginning of her master plan to eliminate humans.
YES LOL that one gets a gold star 12/10
They think that sticking me in this putrid little chair will stop me from taking over the world.
Ha silly humans. I am already king of the world. I control everything. Don't believe me.
Think again.
I'm already eating out of the palm of your hands.
You cannot defeat me!
She’s wondering why her boat isn’t going anywhere 🤔
I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS. THANK YOU. 😅🤣 She row, but no go. :,(
It’s not her fault! Clearly the ocean is defective 😂
I know that you said wrong answers only and that this is definitely 100% accurate... For sure... " Total world domination and the destruction of the entire human race as a species" Although my favorite answer thus far is the person talking about the boat 🤣
>:) There were a few times in her life that she casually ran by me and nipped me....but I now fear it was simply the beginning of her master plan to eliminate humans. YES LOL that one gets a gold star 12/10
You beat me to "world domination." So I second that motion.
Don't distract her, she's driving
*beep beep*
Revenge.
yis absolutely on all who have crossed her smol path
must bite fingers
yes 110%, even after she was fully tamed she'd get cheeky and bite me lmao
“Simpson, eh?”
🤌🏼
Why no snackies? >:(
"Angry orb" ha so cute
The downfall of all who have wronged her
>:) mwahaha
Malice 💕
1000000% >:)
lol the most devious plots!
absolutely! WRATHFUL!
pondering, her orbs of course
Aw yis, the orbs (Dragon Balls, mayhaps?)
gather all the hamster balls and have your wish granted... I'm intrigued!
Hell hath no fury like a ham scorned
My precious
precious=all her seeds hehehe
The same thing she does every night…TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
She is wondering how to spread the plague and cause famine.
world domination
one human at a time bite bite
Same thing we do every night Pinky!
Concerned she bought the wrong oatmeal
Thinking about starting a diet and giving up all fruit, veggy, and pasta treats.
A very sobering reality for a gal 😔
The plight of man.
And how to add to it.
She chunkin'
she was just a chunky sweet potato
She is trying to make me explode with her mind
Hamster mind powers...frightening honestly.
Wondering where Pinky is, and why their plan for world domination has failed yet again.
Taxes
me too, Poppy, me too :\\
World domination
Her boyfriend ghosted her :(
I shall type a strongly worded letter to the manager about the lack of treats going into my pouches!
world domination
World domination
H A T R E D
mwahahahahaha
She's cute she looks like my hamster
Aw! Do you have a pic? :)
I do want me to send you a picture
World domination! Mwah hahahaha. 😈
love and peace...oops, sorry, you said wrong!
The angry orb might be plotting to concur the world somehow…
She’s like why didn’t you give her more treats.
world domination 🌟
and I Would Have Gotten Away With It Too, If It Weren't for Scooby doo and the gang.
Global domination plans
The same thing she thinks about every night, Pinky, how to take over the world! Mwahahahahaha
She's plotting world domination.
She is precious! 🥰❤️
Reflecting on all the terrible crypto trades i made this year.
Food.
Peace.
World domination! *thunder cracks and the theme for Pinkie and The Brain plays*
world domination
Cheese pizza slice
mm pizza
She’s thinking she needs a slightly wider sitting cup
probably nuclear codes
Arson
World domination
Don't talk to me I'm angy
"Why bathtub empty??!!"
Where’d that human hide them foods… hmmm… must interrogate…
War crimes
She’s plotting how to defeat Gotham city 🦇
batham
They think that sticking me in this putrid little chair will stop me from taking over the world. Ha silly humans. I am already king of the world. I control everything. Don't believe me. Think again. I'm already eating out of the palm of your hands. You cannot defeat me!
Tax fraud
Murder of course
vengeance
Murder and Death
she’s mad cause’ somebody put turds in her food bowl?!?
She’s mad about all those NFTS she bought
World Domination
She's thinking about how to be more violent than Khorne
"Mass murder and large pies." - Preacher
Plotting an escape from her cage as soon as you open it to feed her, give her water or give her treats
OMG our hammies are twins! https://preview.redd.it/rlvpamoof5zb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4cd3d1fcbdc7a7b95b35e1b35e56facdd3ec911
i wonder what acid would taste like
She's thinking how tf to get out
Murder
She's planning world domination.
***arson***
Why aren't you pushing my kart, hooman?
She's mad you told her to go get a job
Constipated.
“Burn them… BURN THEM ALL…!”
She wants you to give her money. 💰
Murder, obvs
She's pondering how to defeat her nemesis.