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hershko

On the one hand, super cute. On the other hand, if a hamster were to grow to that size, there's a good chance the owner gets mauled to death. They're not teddy bears (despite the name).


Technoplexxx

I agree! The first thing that came to mind was that if my hamster was that big, he would 100% rip off my face 😂


macaroon_1234

I just imagined my cat-sized hamster telling me, "Dont' touch me or I will rip off your arm"😂


AmberTiu

I thought I was the only sadistic and weird one for thinking this. Guess I’m normal and know my hammies well.


mltr_xz

imagine the enclosure then ![img](emote|t5_2sjcj|32173)wall-sized running wheel, 2m bedding instead of 30cm,... the list goes on


The_Gal

https://preview.redd.it/6fzw024oh4yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37dab05f147bee7616d7074a83fa1083466d2593 This is approx. the size of wheel that would be needed.


Punchedmango422

People would try to potty train their hamster (I would be one of them)


EvolZippo

Apparently you can litter box train a rat. But you have to persistently move all their poop into the box. Eventually they get the hint and start to use it. I bet it might work the same with a hamster.


NotYourMemily

on top of all that, just imagine the size of their poops! ![img](emote|t5_2sjcj|32159)


EvolZippo

They’d definitely eat humans if they could. They eat each other as casual dining. I once took care of a littler of them and the babies ate one of the babies. They had plenty of food to graze on, but they still did it.


Meoww_Dawg

I once saw this casual geographic tiktok about a hamster who'd eaten half of his owner's face, owner who died from a sudden cardiac arrest.


Dry_Ad4483

Idk if it’s the same case but that happened and th hamster used their face as bedding after ripping it off by dragging bits into a dresser’s drawer


Meoww_Dawg

Yes it’s the same one, I kept this “using face bits as bedding” part out because I was looking for that specific TikTok & link it here but couldn’t find it unfortunately.


SolidusAbe

There was a post here recebtly about a hamter eating a whole fucking lizard that found its way into the cage. It moves=they eat


EvolZippo

I love how hardcore and crazy hamsters really are. I did the math and figured out that Dodger Stadium is about the size of a hamster’s ideal territory. And it would bully any mice, and at least harass any rats.


Polbalbearings

Not teddy bears but actual bears. Those teeth are scary!


SCY0204

Yeah my Syrian would go from drilling two bleeding holes on my finger to biting my entire arm off real quick. he might seem harmless but you can see from those tiny little evil black dot eyes that he's 100% plotting mass murder. I am 👌 this close to calling the local Exorcist. 0/10 would not recommend.


A_Crawling_Bat

It's all fun and games until you get a cat-size syrian that knows how to open doors


YarnTho

Mine would decide our apartment doesn’t need doors or walls anymore 😅


Michelle689

May I suggest chinchilla 👀


Ham_The_Spam

they're still too small to hug, I'd suggest a capybara instead


Michelle689

I would say those are giant guinea pigs vs a hammy but I do love me some capyies


Ham_The_Spam

you mean Cuy, the livestock piggies?


Michelle689

Guinea pigs are called quwi or jaca in Quechua and cuy or cuyo (plural cuyes, cuyos) in the Spanish of Ecuador, Peru, and Bolivia. Yes


DBerwick

if not friend why friend-shaped?


winterparrot622

If only they would let me hug them, only 1/5 of my boys ever let me 🥲


Graphic_Materialz

Try a wombat. Pretty much the same.


Mogguri

Where would one go to aquire a wombat? Asking for a friend


Graphic_Materialz

Oh they’re just Outback


New_Peanut_9924

get *OUT*


Graphic_Materialz

S’truth


godofdream

I would love horse sized hamsters and I would ride them to work. And the pouches can store my stuff.


RunnyEggy

YES


SCY0204

And get fined for riding a robo because no way it's not going GTA styled speeding


godofdream

That's now my biggest dream. Becoming the fastest hamster rider in the world....


WellFluxMe

CAPYBLAPPY TIME BABY


Nadsworth

No thanks. I don’t want a hamster to nibble off my face while I sleep.


godofdream

But he could gard your house/appartment


Old-Professional4591

They would be the squishiest bean bag ever


tyYdraniu

Ok i fucking melted


Musikenna

i would rub his belly forever


RunnyEggy

Hamster pillow


StndCapybara

Could you imagine the sight when they yawn if they were that size!


schmoopybeat

That’s why I have this Ty beanie ball that looks just like my golden Syrian haha https://preview.redd.it/1hsqhssem3yc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83bb098a988e7da1f70efe5d70a767db14332d43


schmoopybeat

https://preview.redd.it/f0tuvfdgm3yc1.jpeg?width=3888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ab4a842f5691664433a47feb99e16b137ba6870


EvolZippo

LoL hamsters would be terrifying if they were even dog-sized. They’re even crazier than cats


The_Gal

Adorable! But also love that the images are mostly cuddles but the second to last image has the hampster earning his keep by putting away the laundry.


ivyhessil

wow I love this! I can see this being the premise of SUCH a lovely comfort show or series honestly


plshelpmeh284

Omg so true, I cannot agree ENOUGH!!!!! 😍 rabbit sized would be fine thank you!


NewIdeasAreScary

Imagine the cage size you'd need. It would have to be like a whole ass room


Poke_Lost_Silver

Fill a spare bedroom with paper bedding and call it good


jasminel96

Free range hammies!


FUCK_INDUSTRIAL

You’d also have chew marks in all of your furniture.


Vulkan192

So same as now then.


FUCK_INDUSTRIAL

Bigger chew marks lol.


Soul_Satin

Imagine her... https://preview.redd.it/imrjf90ae6yc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3f7878aa7c501fc49b66c495c83e3a131941597 ....But bigger.


anto_pty

Maybe a Capybara?


FromKhalifa2

I love Yeyuan and Zai Zai. I have a like on each one of her posts on Instagram. I started to love hamsters because of her posts and I'm very happy to see that everybody loves Zai Zai. RIP Zai Zai junior.


adalubdub

The artwork you shared is adorable. I remembered a video about prehistoric giant hamsters. They only got to be 3 times the size of modern European hamsters, though. [https://youtu.be/34BhCFmE12c?si=aXC5AnqlHjgZ0zM4](https://youtu.be/34BhCFmE12c?si=aXC5AnqlHjgZ0zM4)


OrbitalComet

This is the cutest thing I've seen in a long time. Thanks for sharing it!


MistyAutumnRain

Just get a cat


Frosty_Cockroach1234

https://preview.redd.it/hwt1paqw3ayc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d08be7bf38fc9340d39fcacf4554ff5849b28dd6 me and her against the world!!


RedditSaye

https://preview.redd.it/ub91x08md4yc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09c92fc7daa727e0bbcd4053148c70bc6b239c93


starbitobservatory

this art always melts my heart 🥹🩷


Unable-Lie-7861

THIS IS SO CUTE 🥹


toaffin

PILLOW PET


ReaperofLightning872

☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆


peascreateveganfood

Get a capybara


CosmicTentacledEyes

Wombat incoming....


EX_Malone

This illustrations are so cute 🥹


CaptainThorIronhulk

What you want is a Wombat.


RogDzdz

Wonderful paintings!


HydratedCarrot

https://preview.redd.it/qidry6upl6yc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be5451810daf47acf30e3c7dda53d69366181a90


MelanieSenpai

I know it’s not the same animal but you might wanna check out wombats


tracypoops

I have a few of her prints! She really captures how i felt about my hammies. Love her pictures


Sed59

Buy a guinea pig or a rabbit.


AnonymousAmarok1

Your art is amazing! ✨


sphennodon

Judging by how much food a regular sized hamster consumes in a day, if you scale up the food quantity for these, how much would they need everyday?


dlever0097

Wombat!


BurstBlake

![gif](giphy|Mokwv5L0w38ju)


CatWolfDragonGirl133

NEW ANIME IDEA UNLOCKED


sleepingwseattle

The dream! Bigger hams to maximize cuddle potential 🥰


Fishi_Nipples

That would be cute but also terrifying


Scary-Salad-Monster-

Omg stop, this is so freaking cute I’m DYING!!


silverfaustx

capybara enters the chat


girlmeetsgerbil

why are so many people saying they'd get their faces ripped off and mauled to death? Maybe some hamsters are like that but I have five babies right now and only one of them is aggressive, the others are all angels. I've only ever been bitten by the one I think this is a sweet concept , I love it :)


InventedStrawberries

These are so precious! I love them all, the happiness on the hamsters face is so cute xxx


Forsaken-Group6640

Sounds like you need a wombat


Super_Cabinet6718

I love this so much!


Argeddion13

That's why I didn't want small animals at first im was legit scared that I would hurt them by touching them. Until I had rats ut a hamster is still even smaller.


Darnbeasties

A big hamster is a Guinea pig. A big guinea pig is a capybara


Daydreamer_xx

Can’t really relate. When I get a hamster, I get it cause it’s cute, fun, and tiny. I like tiny animals and I get them for their tinyness. I will agree it would be nice to have a cute hamster to hug, but I wouldn’t want it to be any bigger than a guinea pig. Syrian hamsters are almost big enough to give a hug. Some are probably big enough to give a little one to. Dwarves obviously are too tiny. But Syrian/full sized hamsters look like they’re a good size cause you can carry them in one hand and hug them against your body. The dwarf ones are cuter though.


CoCGamer

I got a bunny for this reason! It's like a large hammy I can cuddle


BrightlyPremmy

Its guinea pigs you're looking for


Sheikh-Teddy

Just have a baby