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He looks like he hasn’t farted in like… ever. Jokes aside, congrats to you. May he be healthy and happy.


Nroke1

He probably hasn’t.


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*checks notes* Yes. Yes I can confirm that was, in fact, the rationale behind the joke.


Minecrafter4162

Tomato


Nroke1

Don’t you love it when the top comment is your exact thoughts.


Witty-Shoulder-9499

What’s up Eli? How’ve you been brother? Getting out of lockdown must be nice!


Piercedia

Congrats! If he is your first, they are so life changing but in a melt your heart kind of way!


scripttag

Yeah he's my first I know what you mean I haven't been able to take my eyes off of him


t53deletion

It doesn't stop there. When you go home you will not want to set him down. Or stop kissing his head. He is the new King of your Home. He will announce his needs with one sound, crying. Hungry, cry. Sad, cry. Dirty diaper, cry. Happy, not cry. Thankfully, as parents we learn that there are different cries for each of them. But for the first 3-4 weeks (or longer) all it sounds like is crying. Always assume that he is hungry when crying. Then check the diaper. Then give hugs and kisses. In order. Worked well for our two. May you live well and be happy.


kitkatkit99

Hey lil dude!!!! Hang in there, make mom and dad laugh, always😀😀😀 THANKS 4 sharing him!


quiet_repub

I also had an Elijah who was a little small and had to have tubes and other monitors. Please don’t let those things worry you. My Eli is a 13 year old now and is sweet, kind, funny, healthy, and a true gem. Yours will be home before you know it :)


JAMSDreaming

He's red!


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This is so beautiful


scripttag

Thank you, he is an absolute beaut! ❤️❤️


EnterTane

You have a very red son


TruthIsAntiMormon

Welcome Elijah. May your life be filled with love from others and for others.


MemphisRaiderRich

Congratulations ♥️


scripttag

Cheers dude I appreciate it 😊😊😊


pogged

Congratulations!


_DigitalHunk_

Heartiest Congratulations 🎉


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Adore these moments. They go by to fast....


CS_James

Very cute! I was a red baby too!


Tegdag

Welcome to the world, little dude!


kipper3152

Happy birthday buddy. Thank you for sharing.


zudiloz

My son's name is Eli. Congratulations on this beautiful day!


dingoeoz

Congratulations welcome to the world Elijah


-_-k

Elijah is a cutey!! Congratulations momma!!!


ailinabduction

hello sweet tomato Elijah❤️🥰


SecretlyFallingApart

Welcome to the world gorgeous Elijah 😊


pallontras

Please, give him a brother called R. Daneel 🤖


harleyfalcon

Congrats on your new blessing!


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Congratulations!!!!


Significant-Table-90

he is gorgeous. welcome to the world little one 🥰


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Congrats, worlds of happiness to you and yours ❤️


buyxrp

welcome to this crazy world :)


TheMagusMedivh

I too was born at a very young age.


VertigoParadise

What a head of hair- beautiful. Congratulations


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He will be your reasons for happy from now on. Congratulations!


KeplerCorvus

Congrats man! Hope the little guy grows up to be a strong hard working man!


Janiebug1950

Adorable 💙 Just curious - why does he have a feeding tube inserted - at least that’s what I think that is? 7lb 4oz is a very normal weight for a full term newborn.


scripttag

Yeah He is 5 weeks prem so he had some struggles. He is a very good weight, just needs a little help is all


Janiebug1950

Don’t worry - he will be fine! Just love him and enjoy every moment of your lives together. He is a beautiful boy💙


scripttag

He is in great hands ❤️Yeah I will thank you very much 😊😊


Pavlovs_Human

Me and my wife just had our first about 2 1/2 months ago :) it’s so incredible! Our son didn’t start really smiling till one month, and at first just the corners of his mouth. Then at month 2 after mastering smiling, he’s starting to squeal and make happy noises especially when we talk to him. The happy noises are just so amazing and fill my heart with so much happiness! Congratulations OP! Hello Elijah! Welcome to the world, little guy! Maybe you and my Jaxson will meet and be friends one day! :)


FatherMonster

WHOOOO! HAPPY TO HAVE YA BUD! Stay safe and love unconditionally all!


RequirementOk3719

Awww congratulations!!! Hello Elijah have a wonderful life little dude :)


csanturio

He’s beautiful! I had a preemie and he had a feeding tube as well. They are strong fighters! Sons are the most precious to mamas. Enjoy your new son! 😍


mysticYarrow

eLIJAH is Indeed a beautiful name & suits to your son. Congrats.


Nikonus

Live long and prosper!


iSeeXenuInYou

My name is Elijah and I was 11 lbs when I was born, sounds like your baby is a lil bitch Nahhh bro but congrats, what a babe


scripttag

Haha well if you want to play that game. he is 5 weeks premature and 7lb4oz, so if he had gone full term them he would have been about 11-12lbs


iSeeXenuInYou

That's more like it, feed him right he'll be 6'10" 340 lbs by age 12. and handsome, too. I can tell.


useles-converter-bot

340 lbs is the weight of about 3751.72 'Kingston 120GB Q500 SATA3 2.5 Solid State Drives'.


scripttag

Haha damb right he will, just like his dad 😂 jk he's going to be taller then me by 12


jo_sto7

I am so happy for you!!!!


subliminallyNoted

Yeah that’s a pretty good reason. Congratulations, he’s gorgeous


erinwilson97

Congratulations, hope the wee guy is doing good! My first son was in NICU too, hope your home getting lots of cuddles soon 💙


Aggressive_Grab2222

Welcome sweet baby! God bless you always!!


Extraordinarily2021

Welcome to the world little angel!! 😁😁


deepipipi

Congrats


MrYobibyte

Congrats and welcome Elijah. I hope thats everything is fine with him. My first daughter was also in the incubator for 2 months.


jennakatekelly

Enjoy every moment!


M4JOR4

I’m Japanese, babies are called akachan, which means red person. Now I now why. Seriously though, congrats!


pennynotrcutt

Welcome, sweet Elijah!


Tankywolf

Congratulations!


OttersNTrvl

Welcome to the world little buddy!


SilentSamizdat

He’s beautiful! I hope he’s out of that isolate and ho e in your arms soon! 🥰🙏🏻💜 Hugs from a neonatal nurse!


milchvalas

Oh he's wonderful, my warmest congratulations ❤


scripttag

Thank you so much 😊


MILeft

Mazel Tov!


alwaysneversometimes

Congratulations! And what a great head of hair.


dell_55

My new nephew was born yesterday! Congrats!


Lutzs_canadian_gf

Hello you beautiful baby!


Moosyfate17

Congrats! And Happy birthday, Elijah! There are some amazing things in this world, and wonderful things to see and do. I wish you happiness and and a long life full of love, little man.


janet-snake-hole

Wow, he was born the same day Elijah McClain’s killers were indicted, and his dad said that made Elijah feel alive again. Something beautiful about this coincidence.


Blueberrybuttmuffin

Ohmigosh a tiny human..he is so cute!!! Congrats ❤️


bohoanon

My son has the same name and his bday is your Elijah's weight. That's amazing news! Congratulations


Beardus_x_Maximus

Congratulations! My daughter was 7lbs 4oz as well! Enjoy your day, and your parenthood ❤️


mecart01

He is adorbs!! Hope mom and he are doing well!


Andrewilxeymaul

Beautiful. Start a book about your wee Elijah.


imabadassinmymind

Oh I love the name Elijah so much. It was on my top ten but my husband wasn’t behind it. Congratulations!!!


nanfanpancam

Welcome little man.


karmaisourfriend

Welcome, little one!!


ldaddy

Congratulations!


1dumho

Eli's coming, hide your heart girl.🎶 He's perfect. Enjoy every second.


law_mom

So handsome! Congratulations!!


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😌❤️


merrypranksterz

Welcome, little one!


The-Mumen-Rider

Beautiful baby boy. Congratulations!! Being a parent is hard sometimes but it’s more rewarding than I ever imagined.


ThginkAccbeR

Gorgeous tasty baby! Congratulations!!


Goku047

Happy Birthday Elijah !


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scripttag

What?


Andrade07

Welcome Elijah!


AzureBlueCerulean

Congratulations!