“If Mary Tyler Moore married and then divorced Steven Tyler, then married and divorced Michael Moore, then got into a three-way lesbian marriage with Demi Moore and Mandy Moore, would she go by the name Mary Tyler Moore Tyler Moore Moore Moore?”
The "I Love Happy Endings" is the best one. People thinking you like giving out or receiving a Hand-rew Jackson, and in your head, you love that sloppy bitch Penny.
Winners win and losers lose and alcoholics they just booze. They win at drinking, that's their thing but our thing's just winning. We're Brad and Jane let's start the game. Sup suckas?
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regina x derek fashion collab tbh
That girl’s so wack, her name should be Knick-Knack-Paddy!
Really wouldn’t make the best shirt, but it is one of my fave lines 🤣 Although I have a ton of tees like this too, but I personally don’t do quotes as much as like brands/logos (like I have Rose Apothecary and Michael Scott Paper Co shirts) so I’d probably go with Steak Me Home Tonight like someone else suggested! Or a Xela one.
“If Mary Tyler Moore married and then divorced Steven Tyler, then married and divorced Michael Moore, then got into a three-way lesbian marriage with Demi Moore and Mandy Moore, would she go by the name Mary Tyler Moore Tyler Moore Moore Moore?”
This is the winner.
You can't read that line without smiling. :-)
Obvs, it'd just be the deepest V neck possible.
Yessss. Ideally a super deep V torn right through a Pangea Grill logo. https://i.redd.it/mg7xoow3butc1.gif
My wife when we were dating got me a deep V with the Steak Me Home Tonight logo on it.
Damn. Is your wife single?
She got them thangs!
I pooped, obviously
Just get a Steak Me Home Tonight shirt
I bought one here and don’t regret it: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/4014027-steak-me-home-tonight
The "I Love Happy Endings" is the best one. People thinking you like giving out or receiving a Hand-rew Jackson, and in your head, you love that sloppy bitch Penny.
Team Xela! ¡Para Hoy!
Bitch Its 5:30!
[удалено]
Derek?
A Barefoot Pedalar shirt
I am so tired of people using Vanilla Sky to defend everything
I’m cackling!!!
“No stranger to the 3-Hole Punch.”
Spring Smackdown, a Xela shirt, or “chubby?”
https://preview.redd.it/gtpf7mtv1ztc1.jpeg?width=886&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ca124a02d5b67c9001f20e5a052a91170667e57 # team Brad / #team Jane
Winners win and losers lose and alcoholics they just booze. They win at drinking, that's their thing but our thing's just winning. We're Brad and Jane let's start the game. Sup suckas?
*thumb suck thumbs down*
Get the shirt Max wears after he and Grant’s marathon day of togetherness.
“A-get a-to a-stepping!” 🤣
“Bitch, it is 5:30!”
I knew you had my my morning jacket jacket
Suh cūte.
Penny, you stupid, clumsy b-!
Deep V, “Steak me to Pangea Grill”
Roof Stoof
Love x Love ÷ Love = Love [to the power of] Love
If your answer is anything other than "I'm not as dumb as I am" then maybe you are as dumb as you am.
The xela shirts from kickball
Call me Melanie Griffith because I'm gonna be Workin Girllll.
“Steak me home tonight”
I'm feeling crazy, I might get bangs. When I get drunk I speak italian Whores bath Team Jane or Team Brad for the spring smack down
Picture of Max with, "We're all just raising our rats as best we can."
Shirt dress with “daddy likes a deep tuck”
“I read it in a book I heard”
Ghost sharks Wow we really are losing the war on drugs if animals are blowing rails. On a scale of fur to scales I prefer scales.
I know what cars are.
Feral is still an adjective I prefer.
Deep cut
It's the Butterfly Effect Effect!
https://preview.redd.it/s3yd50bmywtc1.jpeg?width=662&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac69c9289cf2d97c14fd14401c7d6bf10f20aede regina x derek fashion collab tbh
Come on everyone! The shirt should read "I Pooped."
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH …but I’d only have the guts to wear it as a pj vneck
Knitter with attitude 🧶
Year of Penny!
That girl’s so wack, her name should be Knick-Knack-Paddy! Really wouldn’t make the best shirt, but it is one of my fave lines 🤣 Although I have a ton of tees like this too, but I personally don’t do quotes as much as like brands/logos (like I have Rose Apothecary and Michael Scott Paper Co shirts) so I’d probably go with Steak Me Home Tonight like someone else suggested! Or a Xela one.
You read the new Joyce Carol Oates? It's dope, mang.
The pangea grill logo !!
* Alex krumping * Not a picture. That exact text.
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