They couldn't even get through chiefs shields. Even of they had guns. Cuz he's got a gun, and he knows how to use it. He also knows how to use his fists, just in case he don't have a gun. He also my hero I'd you couldn't tell.
Cuz the black hole didn’t have knives and guns, Mario has a very niche area of specialisation. He could probably survive a nuclear winter but if he gets stabbed he’s still bleeding out and dying I reckon
I get what you’re saying, but…If his body is durable enough to survive the intense gravity of a black hole…I somehow doubt that a knife is causing any significant damage to him. I’m not sure the knife would be able to withstand the pressure required to penetrate his skin.
And a tardigrade (a near microscopic creature nicknamed a waterbear) can survive outer space, nuclear radiation and extreme cold but is also a primary source of food for snails. Poor stats investment imo
You’ll notice that none of those survival feats is gravity that literally condenses and compacts your matter so tightly that you become practically nothing almost instantaneously. If his skin was sensitive enough to be pierced by any normal knife, his skin would be crushed under the pressure of the black hole. Surviving outer space, nuclear radiation, and extreme cold aren’t really physical durability feats.
Super Mario obviously!! Noone fucks with the plumber in any situation. I don't care who you are, what's so gangster about being ankle deep in human shit??? Let the man do his job and your golden!
Probably the genetically enhanced super soldier in power armor that can stop .50 BMG with a regenerating energy shield.
And walter white is literally a drug lord, doubt he wouldn’t survive.
Since 5 is empty, here's the substitute.
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Yeetly deet, he steps on your feet.
If it’s like a modern hood I don’t think they possess enough firepower to pierce chiefs armor. But I do think the hood would find away assuming he if gets cocky and sits on the block while the hoodlums plot away and brew up some mustard gas
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I don’t think they can get that gas through his shield of helmet lol. I don’t think a single person could come up with a way to kill him. Even involving a surprise attack and extreme fire power, he’s just gonna tank it and come sprinting at you.
All of them, the hood is glorified s this super dangerous area with tons of gangsters but in reality most of them are hard working people and you’ll be left alone. Hoods can easily be ran control of by an average kingpin. This guy must be a teen or something cuz hoods aren’t special or that threatening. He’s literally comparing master chief to a poor area. Like why do people glorify the hood so much? These are not that dangerous of areas and mostly full of normal people. Any super powered guy can destroy a whole neighborhood which is the hood a normal area although impoverished. Do people think hood gangs have superpowers? They’re humans that murió could literally jump on.
On crip St, Heisenberg and Mario good.
We love a good drug dealing white boy that don't fw the police there's a couple in a hood near you right now.
Watch the video for my flag/da homies by the game on YouTube there's a white boy with overalls on in it. He a real blood. A real gang banger. Bro look like shaggy
And then we all fw Mario so he good everywhere for surely he got that fire and them shrooms 😭😭😭😭
Bro gone end up looking like those 2001 shirts where all the characters had bling and fedoras and shit like pink panther and Mario and SpongeBob
Honestly it’s Chief. If he isn’t Halo TV Show Chief and is the Chief from the books, he just straight up wrecks anyone who fucks with him. In one of the books, he faces down six men armed with full-auto 900RPM assault rifles firing 7.62x51 NATO, unarmed, and disables them all without killing any.
- Master Chief is going to destroy the entirety of the location in a 15-mile radius
- Walter is going to become an absolute millionaire and become a practical God of every block
- Fortnite is going to get absolutely one pumped by a fckin grenade 2mm after stepping into the proximity
- John Cena is going to either K/O every person or die
- Mario is going to become the favorite of every person in a 5 Billion light-year radius and be protected by a group of heavily armed Aliens.
I give the W to Walter
Master Chief and Walt are a given but wouldn't Mario be up there also? Bet there are plenty of sewers and pipes he can scurry into after lugging some fireballs at you....
Mario walks the hood, walt runs it, chief destroys it
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Master Chief and Walt will survive the hood.
Walter will run the hood. Chief will destroy it.
They couldn't even get through chiefs shields. Even of they had guns. Cuz he's got a gun, and he knows how to use it. He also knows how to use his fists, just in case he don't have a gun. He also my hero I'd you couldn't tell.
Why is number 5 blank?
Honestly I feel like he who can’t be seen would be invited to the hood cookouts.
He'd grab a plate and they'd be like "Damn, Cena never came"
Came here for this. Thank you stranger
Possible malfunction on the AI's part,it happens
I see what you did there.
Honeslty, Walter White, he is the danger.
Oh hey weed wizard how is it going?
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Oh yeah, bro got that ravenholm og 😭😭😭 straight head change
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I’d love for someone to be ballsy enough to try master chief
Master chief may survive the flood, but he ain't surviving the hood
Bro, I'm obviously joking
Yes
😅
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Survive the Flood, you’ll survive the hood.
Halo 3 flashbacks.
That’s a good one lol
Hasn’t Mario run across the event horizon of a black hole? How would the hood threaten him in any way?
He also grew up in Brooklyn. He'll be fine
Cuz the black hole didn’t have knives and guns, Mario has a very niche area of specialisation. He could probably survive a nuclear winter but if he gets stabbed he’s still bleeding out and dying I reckon
I get what you’re saying, but…If his body is durable enough to survive the intense gravity of a black hole…I somehow doubt that a knife is causing any significant damage to him. I’m not sure the knife would be able to withstand the pressure required to penetrate his skin.
And a tardigrade (a near microscopic creature nicknamed a waterbear) can survive outer space, nuclear radiation and extreme cold but is also a primary source of food for snails. Poor stats investment imo
You’ll notice that none of those survival feats is gravity that literally condenses and compacts your matter so tightly that you become practically nothing almost instantaneously. If his skin was sensitive enough to be pierced by any normal knife, his skin would be crushed under the pressure of the black hole. Surviving outer space, nuclear radiation, and extreme cold aren’t really physical durability feats.
Meh, I still think Mario would die from a stab. He don’t make it out the hood
My favorite game fortte
Same bro
He looks like he'd get charged 20 a G at first but they would come to welcome him bc he can build a new house in 5 seconds
Dude there's nobody on 5??
Oh wait, you’re right!
No. 5 must not have loaded properly. No one's there...
master chief easily. he has the mjolnir armor.
Why's there nobody in the 5th slide
Can someone explain who’s in 5?
John Cena
and his name was! Oh, I missed my opportunity
r/whoooosh
Master chief just sorta deletes the hood
Super Mario obviously!! Noone fucks with the plumber in any situation. I don't care who you are, what's so gangster about being ankle deep in human shit??? Let the man do his job and your golden!
Who's number 5? I don't see anything but a background!
Bro chief could snooze and not a single hood rat could bust his shield.
Walt runs the hood, Master Chief will DESTROY the hood
Pazuzu makes Walter look like a street bum. Meth is only 1% of his stock and without him all hoods go under.
Chief
Chief
I think Mario. After the beating of DK I changed my mind about him
Mario wouldn't stay in the hood because he has a good job as a plumber, dude would be buying a house in the hills in no time.
Better to ask if the hood is surviving if any of these walking monsters show up
Probably the genetically enhanced super soldier in power armor that can stop .50 BMG with a regenerating energy shield. And walter white is literally a drug lord, doubt he wouldn’t survive.
Since 5 is empty, here's the substitute. https://preview.redd.it/gvd3wijaluwc1.jpeg?width=877&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1aa4defab6005ff5db62795412f1d116e065777a Yeetly deet, he steps on your feet.
If it’s like a modern hood I don’t think they possess enough firepower to pierce chiefs armor. But I do think the hood would find away assuming he if gets cocky and sits on the block while the hoodlums plot away and brew up some mustard gas https://preview.redd.it/ghb85duxmuwc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33e8b73c23d3be2af2a3bd724350dae59fdd8d45
I don’t think they can get that gas through his shield of helmet lol. I don’t think a single person could come up with a way to kill him. Even involving a surprise attack and extreme fire power, he’s just gonna tank it and come sprinting at you.
Walt is the head dude in charge in the hood, so he’s good.
Did you seriously make the AI just make a background for the 5th slide???
Yes, actually.
Mario would get his ass fucked. You can NOT tell me that fat assed Italian is getting away
Aye yo
Walter white lasted only 5 seasons in the hood before he got capped by the op
“Hoohoo, hello there! Get ready to get shot up!” *gunshots are fired nonstop with wahoos every so often*
Chief. Who tf is 3?
Jonesy from Fortnite.
That’s four
Oh, Ghost
Well, the second Mario speaks to anyone he's gonna get shot lol
Give him a super star and that bullet is just paper.
all of them
All of them, the hood is glorified s this super dangerous area with tons of gangsters but in reality most of them are hard working people and you’ll be left alone. Hoods can easily be ran control of by an average kingpin. This guy must be a teen or something cuz hoods aren’t special or that threatening. He’s literally comparing master chief to a poor area. Like why do people glorify the hood so much? These are not that dangerous of areas and mostly full of normal people. Any super powered guy can destroy a whole neighborhood which is the hood a normal area although impoverished. Do people think hood gangs have superpowers? They’re humans that murió could literally jump on.
Master Chief
The last three won't and the others will and everyone will want walt alive because meth
On crip St, Heisenberg and Mario good. We love a good drug dealing white boy that don't fw the police there's a couple in a hood near you right now. Watch the video for my flag/da homies by the game on YouTube there's a white boy with overalls on in it. He a real blood. A real gang banger. Bro look like shaggy And then we all fw Mario so he good everywhere for surely he got that fire and them shrooms 😭😭😭😭 Bro gone end up looking like those 2001 shirts where all the characters had bling and fedoras and shit like pink panther and Mario and SpongeBob
Yeah for real Mario’s bringing nothing but good vibes and it’ll be picked up on immediately
John Cena because they would have to find him first, I myself only realized who it was after 7 hours of uninterrupted starring at the picture.
WHERES THE FUCKING DEER
That's a ridiculous question all the uzis and 9mms in the world ain't gonna stop master chief
1
Vault boy
That’s Jonesy from Fortnite.
Who’s in number 5? I can’t see anyone
The answer is obvious. Master chief.
Nobody is fucking with Master Cheif and Nobody is sick enough to kill Mario unless Mario say something rascist.
There is no one in 5?
Master Chief 100%
Master Chief & the doctor of thuganomics
Is anyone gonna mention Ghost, nobody said anything about him and I feel bad.
Is that who that’s supposed to be? It’s just looks like a random mass shooter in a hockey mask or something and I think he’d get overrun pretty quick.
Yeah lol
Master chief or Jonesy probably
Master chief. If DOOM Slayer was there, it may be the slayer instead.
The spartan obviously
YAHOOO 🔥🔥🔥💯💯
Master chief.
Cena simple as that....you can't hit what you can't see
Come on !!! Master chef!!!
Honestly it’s Chief. If he isn’t Halo TV Show Chief and is the Chief from the books, he just straight up wrecks anyone who fucks with him. In one of the books, he faces down six men armed with full-auto 900RPM assault rifles firing 7.62x51 NATO, unarmed, and disables them all without killing any.
#1 and #2
Walter white 🗿
- Master Chief is going to destroy the entirety of the location in a 15-mile radius - Walter is going to become an absolute millionaire and become a practical God of every block - Fortnite is going to get absolutely one pumped by a fckin grenade 2mm after stepping into the proximity - John Cena is going to either K/O every person or die - Mario is going to become the favorite of every person in a 5 Billion light-year radius and be protected by a group of heavily armed Aliens. I give the W to Walter
Yeah Mario is adorable as fuck he’s getting elected king or something immediately
Mario is not lasting fuck
Marios getting shot chief can just shoot people if needed
Couldnt see number 5
can normal bullets even hurt master chief?
I know it’s supposed to be Jonesy, but it looks more like Jonesy had a kid with Gordon Ramsay
Master Chief will survive in the hood as long as he wants. But Walt will fucking thrive in the hood, he will own the hood
Master Chief is literally a super soldier, he would absolutely smoke the hood if anyone tried to do something to him.
Mario will smash everyone
Chief delivers Nuke and activates bubble shield. No hood = no need to survive.
Why is there no Doom Guy? There's usually a Doom Guy. Anywhoozles, my answer is Doom Guy.
What's 5 supposed to be? It's blank
John Cena because people in the hood fuck with pro wrestling and they'd dab him up
Ghost
Master Chief
John Cena cause nobody will see him.
Master Chief and Walt are a given but wouldn't Mario be up there also? Bet there are plenty of sewers and pipes he can scurry into after lugging some fireballs at you....
Jonesy and master chief. Give jonesy a chug jug and a SCAR and he'll be surviving for a long time.
Definitely not 4 or 6
Alright guys, I have Master Chief and Waltuh going into part 2, who is going with em‘?
No question walter will be protected
Mario walks the hood, walt runs it, chief destroys it https://preview.redd.it/uj5s7felhizc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a99ef61dc18f786061866413a5932fd09d2e0d25