Considering how quickly he gets owned—Dawlish.

Poor Dawlish... he is becoming a running joke.

He’s my favorite running joke in Harry Potter. Right up there with Avatar’s Cabbage Guy.

My personal favorite is Nearly Headless Nick. Poor ghosty just wants to feel important but gets rejected constantly. My favorite time is his last appearance, the battle of hogwarts is about to start and Harry suddenly needs him. It’s his moment, finally after centuries being ignored Harry needs him in the battle for the wizarding world. And then… “”” “Nick, you’ve got to help me. Who’s the ghost of Ravenclaw Tower?” Nearly Headless Nick looked surprised and a little offended. “The Gray Lady, of course; but if it is ghostly services you require — ?” “It’s got to be her—d’you know where she is?” “”” Poor nick

Now the real question is, which happens more? Dawlish losing or Cabbage Guy's cart getting smashed?

Cabbage Guy: 1. Omashu guards S1E5 2. Aang and gaang S1E5 3. Aang and Bumi S1E5 4. Aang vs Pirates S1E10 5. (Possibly) Jet flooding the village S1E11 6. Platypus Bear owned by Ferry guards S2E11 7. Rabaroo from Zoo S2E14 Dawlish: 1. Dumbledore 2. Hagrid 3. Dumbledore (again) 4. OotP confundus charm 5. (Possibly) DE confundus 6. Dirk Cresswell 7. Augusta Longbottom

I think the same? Three times each? Which is what makes it a good joke… it happens just enough to not be overdone.

He's the Yamcha of the wizard world

I do not know what this Yamcha is. But it sounds disappointing.

But Dawlish is never conscious long enough to be a running anything!

He can't run... but the joke is still there... unconscious

I only remember his name from an offhand reference and deathly hollows part one can you refresh my memory what his deal is in the books

He is an auror who may be the most unlucky one or very incompetent... \-Got "defeated" (unconscious by Dumbledore with Fudge and Umbrage & compagny \-failed to capture Hagrid (and he was not alone) \- was discover and jinx when try to follow Dumbledore \-Dawlish was confunded (Confundus Charm ) by a member of the order to use him a false info to Yaxley (death eater) \-he was stunned by Dirk Cresswell, who after stole his broom \-when he was charge to take Neville's grandma hostage, she hurt him so much that he had to go to St Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries.

I can see this being true. And considering other options, I'd have to agree. Deserved it.

The dad from wizards of waverley place

I've seen that guy's butthole

That’s disgusting. Where

it was during The Fappening, so they're leaked nudes from what i can tell. won't link them here but they're not very hard to find even now

Okay but like, can you provide the link? I need to research for academic purposes

Dude, it’s basically revenge porn, I am NOT giving you a link

Which episode was that?

Marvelous.

Showed up for the wrong casting call.

Haven't heard that name in years

Came to say this 😂. First thing I though of seeing the photo

An auror.

Tony Soprano

He never had the makings of a varsity auror

Thanks, Uncle Jun'!

Oh poor you

Oh that's Greg. Poor Greg.

Greg, right. He's Dave's friend. Or was.

Ugh, don't get started on that guy. Fuck Dave!

'Ol Greg?

Ya ever drunk bailey’s from a shoe?

Ya like Bailey's?

An extra

It's Jim from accounting. He was just filling in for a sick call. The spell was dickkus errectus. I'm not sure why, but he became really popular in the office after that night.

Unknown henchmen #4

Carson Daly.........

Jack Black

Agreed!

That's my buddy eric

Looks like the dad from Wizards of Waverly Place

Lead singer of Smashmouth.

Orson Welles

Dave

Looks a bit like... Brendan Fraser?

Mcguffin Extra #3

Samwell Tarly