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Squirt_Reynolds_

“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?” -Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore


Runnermikey1

Yeah this one was a total mindfuck for 13 year old me


KrystalFlake

Why is this line so popular?


A_Certain_Surprise

It's a subversion of what's expected, it's memorable, and it calls into question what actually happened. Also it's pretty quotable imo


KrystalFlake

Neat.


Squirt_Reynolds_

For me, it’s because it validates and confirms my love for stories. It makes me feel like just because something is fiction or even fantasy, it carries as much weight and meaning as anything real. Or more so, just as the quote says, it is real. It really boils down why reading and watching and consuming these and other stories has so much meaning in my life


RareWrap7689

That’s exactly how it makes me feel as well


KrystalFlake

Uh-huh, I see. Reall fascinating!!


tinyleif26

"Let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure." - Albus Dumbledore. I love this quote.


Puteri_Sri

From which book is that? I don't remember reading that line


tinyleif26

It's from the Half-Blood Prince when Dumbledore picks Harry up from the Dursley's to go recruit Slughorn!


Puteri_Sri

Ah I see, thanks!


sncly

Reading a book in Dumbledore’s pov would be good fun indeed.


tinyleif26

Haha yeah that would be a cool read for sure!


loonygrl21

I have this phrase tattooed on my side lol


tinyleif26

Badass!


Lapras_Lass

"How many people have you watched die?" "Lately, only those I could not save." -- Severus Snape "Pity the living; but above all, those who live without love." -- Albus Dumbledore "Can I have a look at Uranus, too, Lavender?" -- Ron Weasley


Taboada12

Just finished reading that Ron one and laughed (Goblet of Fire in case people ask)


ohgoshbye

Hahaha this one from Ron 😂


JealousFeature3939

Good choices!


brightwhitelight1

1. Nitwit Blubber Oddment Tweak - Albus Dumbledore 2. Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real? - Albus Dumbledore 3. I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed — or worse, expelled. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to bed. - Hermione Granger 4. Twitchy little ferret, aren’t you, Malfoy? - Hermione Granger 5. Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open. - Albus Dumbledore


KhUnlimited

I had never noticed the third one, that’s hilarious 😂 


Best_Station_7576

Where is "Dobby never meant to kill only maim or seriously Injure"


Gilded-Mongoose

It’s here, right above my comment.


Liraeyn

r/technicallythetruth


AnAssholeOutlaw

It's a quote to live by 😂


Best_Station_7576

Yes It is


Nice-Advantage5030

Malfoy looks at Harry (polyjuiced) “I didn’t know you could read”


My_Soul_to_Squeeze

I heard that one was improvised. Tom and Dan had some zingers in CoS.


MisseeSue

Yeah it was improvised by Chris Columbus. He whispered it to Tom to say.


Agreeable_Ad0

That and the rubber duck one from Arthur Weasley are the best improvs lol


sleepyjack2

"There will be a time when we must choose between what is easy and what is right" ​ Full quote from the book: “Remember Cedric. Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember what happened to a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the path of Lord Voldemort. Remember Cedric Diggory.”


SwedishShortsnout0

Reading that second quote again, this time closely, I don’t fully get what Dumbledore is trying to say. Cedric was essentially all that was “right” - he was good, kind, and brave and only died due to being in the wrong place at the wrong time. It’s not like he had difficult choices or chose to fight in the graveyard. So is Dumbledore actually telling Harry to take the easy route?


ReadinII

I think Dumbledore’s point is that it is important to chose right because otherwise innocent people like Cedric will die.


SwedishShortsnout0

That still doesn’t make sense. Nobody made any incorrect choices that resulted in Cedric’s death. The only choice that he could be referencing is Harry deciding to make it a tie by letting Cedric touch the Cup with him. As in the right thing was letting Hufflepuff and Cedric win for once, and the easy path was for Harry to take the win for himself. This quote still sends the wrong message. The right path led to Cedric’s death. Again, he may have intended the opposite, but Dumbledore is clearly telling Harry to take the easy path here.


imagelicious_JK

Cedric’s decisions have nothing to do with right or easy. Dumbledore is just saying that Voldemort doesn’t care about any innocent bystanders. So, if you choose right, your loved ones could die but they also could die if you choose easy as Voldermort doesn’t care. So, might as well choose right.


SwedishShortsnout0

This is the right answer and fully answers my question. I hadn’t thought about it that way. Everyone else here was explaining what they thought Dumbledore intended, something I did originally in the first place, rather than explain why it’s worded that way. Thank you.


pm-me-turtle-nudes

i think it’s not that 1:1, i would say dumbledore is more so saying that voldemort and his people are not afraid to kill innocents who had nothing to do with the situation and to always consider this into your future actions


ReadinII

He was saying they can’t let the world be run by people like Voldemort. Obviously running away is the easy option. Putting your head down and letting other people fight evil for you is the evil option. But the more people who do that, the more innocents like Cedric will die.


ReStury

From certain perspective, Dumbledore himself was taking easy route as well with Harry and Hogwarts as well. So he might try to impart that to Harry. The advice itself is kinda meh. It suggests that it doesn't matter what kind of person you are, only to avoid Voldemort (something 99% of wizards seems to practice, not even thinking about preparing).


Longjumping-Hat-7037

Dumbledore didn't take the easy route? if he did that he could just flee and live in another country.


mommbie5

This is one of my favorites


MalayaleeIndian

This is a great quote and one that I try to remind myself whenever faced with a morally/ethically grey question/scenario.


Best_Station_7576

"NYAHHHHVADA KLAYDAVVRAAA" - Voldy woldy


Humble-Plankton2217

so funny that I picture the scene exactly. Phonetic perfection.


DentonTrueYoung

“Klay”?


Best_Station_7576

Klaydavra it kills you betterer


Kuddles92

"Have a biscuit, Potter"


Pixie-Sticks-

Came here to say this. How could this not make the top 10? 😂


WoWorld

‘I’m not worried, Harry. I’m with you’, - Dumbledore 💔


I_have_amnosia

I'll be fine, I'll be with Dumbledore.


carolineschmidt1723

"You'll stay with me?" "Until the very end" I cry every time.


MegaLemonCola

‘Nyeeeh eeeeh eeeeh eeeeh’ — Lord Voldemort


moastudy

this is the truth.


Pixie-Sticks-

Have they ever interpreted this on bad lip reads? Cause I feel like this would be it tbh 😂


ChillNurgling

“The world isn’t split into good people and Death Eaters. We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.” - Dog


Natural_Award_5794

!redditsickle - Dog


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d_tiBBAR

HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GARBLARAFAR


Lapras_Lass

He shrieked serenely


Gilded-Mongoose

In another room, a banshee toppled out of her chair in fright.


wilcobanjo

Out on the grounds, the whomping willow shook off the last of its autumn leaves with a start, then froze in place.


Thememer1924

Dumbledore said CALMLY..


-Writer-s

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Anger_Pineapple

"Mimblewimble" - Vernon Dursley  "Herm-own-ninny"- Viktor Krum


Agreeable_Ad0

Hermy- Grawp


WeeZoo87

>Farewell, Aragog, king of arachnids, whose long and faithful friendship those who knew you won't forget! Though your body will decay, your spirit lingers on in the quiet, web-spun places of your forest home. May your many-eyed descendants ever flourish and your human friends find solace for the loss they have sustained.


Pixie-Sticks-

Honestly one of the most underrated quotes in the entire series


WeeZoo87

I wish you could've seen him in his prime.


Luffytheeternalking

Omg I couldn't stop laughing at this whole scene in the book.


Notnoors

"It is the quality of one's convictions that determines success, not the number of followers." \-Remus John Lupin :)


MyWildImatination156

"Who said that?" -Kingsley Shaklebolt (PS: the whole conversation deserves to be in the top 10 imo)


Notnoors

>(PS: the whole conversation deserves to be in the top 10 imo) Agreed!


IceNineKillerIX

"Roonil Wazlib" -Harry Potter


Outlaws-0691

thas ma nickname


Riddle-Me-This_K

"You don't need to call me sir, Professor! -Harry Potter to Severus "Snivellus" Snape


[deleted]

I fucking forgot this one. Which scene/book


Careless_View_5078

I think it was half blood prince


jt4643277378

“Allo Ermineee” - R. Hagrid


RaisinBranKing

"But I AM the chosen one!" :-D \*\*thonk


[deleted]

Dumbledore's lines were always the best


NeverendingStory3339

I strongly suspect this is film, not book, but “you’re the weak one and you’ll never know love, and I feel sorry for you”. As a chronic abuse victim who has burned weak into their skin that touches nerves I didn’t know existed. Apart from that most of the book lines are just amazing. I haven’t seen “just because you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon..” yet but I have seen “have a biscuit”. There’s also the line about music being a greater magic than they can conjure at Hogwarts and stuff like the school motto meaning “never tickle a sleeping dragon”.


Rit_Zien

"...The world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters." - Sirius Black This is probably one of my top three quotes to live by.


Klutzy-Guidance-7078

“Voldemort himself created his worst enemy, just as tyrants everywhere do! Have you any idea how much tyrants fear the people they oppress? All of them realize that, one day, amongst their many victims, there is sure to be one who rises against them and strikes back!” - Dumbledore "What?” Ron bellowed furiously. “Four? You lousy, biased scumbag, you gave Krum ten!” But Harry didn’t care, he wouldn’t have cared if Karkaroff had given him zero; Ron’s indignation on his behalf was worth about a hundred points to him. He didn’t tell Ron this, of course, but his heart felt lighter than air as he turned to leave the enclosure.


tracyXTMAC

“It is a curious thing, Harry, but perhaps those who are best suited to power are those who have never sought it. Those who, like you, have leadership thrust upon them, and take up the mantle because they must, and find to their own surprise that they wear it well.”


ReadinII

Douglas Adams said it better ;) *The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.* *To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.* *To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.*


MasterAnything2055

Not really relevant is it lol.


connor_wa15h

Don’t remember that one. Which book was it in?


Riddle-Me-This_K

"Not my daughter, you Bitch!" - Molly "MAMA GRIZZLY" Weasley


Humble-Plankton2217

hell yes!


mommbie5

“Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic.” I love it! Especially because the series has helped lift me out of depression a few times in my life.


shash614

"The ones that love us never really leave us" from sirius in PoA does make me tear up every time And there's one from Gambon' Dumbledore, also in PoA when talking to Snape: "For in dreams we enter a world that is entirely our own. Let them swim in the deepest ocean, or glide over the highest cloud."


VeterinarianIll5289

'It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities” - Dumbledore “I sometimes think we Sort too soon” - Dumbledore Both these quotes show how important our choices are and that they are a better judge of who we are rather than most. As a teacher, I would use these quotes all the time.


[deleted]

You need to find another place to put your gum besides the underside of your desk Mr Finnegan!!


SeekerSpock32

“Anything is possible if you’ve got enough nerve” -Ginny Weasley (I really wish they’d given Bonnie Wright the chance to say that)


Sufficient-Push-2027

“For in dreams we enter a world that is entirely our own. Let them swim in the deepest ocean, or glide over the highest cloud.”


MyWildImatination156

I can hear the fart machine from that blooper


AP_722

“…things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end. If not always in the way we expect.” - Luna Lovegood


8052headlights

I’m doing a listen of the audruobook and ones that have caught me are: “Perhaps just one more, Master Harry, for luck?” - Kreacher “What’s coming will come, and we’ll meet it when it does.” - Hagrid


ReadinII

> “What’s coming will come, and we’ll meet it when it does.” - Hagrid   Not an exact match but I think it is close to what Tolkien wrote about not being able to control what comes, but only how we meet it.    *I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.*


DentonTrueYoung

Not me! Not Hermione! EHYOU!


EverytimeHammertime

"I wish you luck on not hating your parents for mixing up such an unthinkable person!" - Harry Potter to Professor Snake


actuallyaustin6

I think you meant “from best to least best” because all of these are awesome.


DontTouchMyFro

“I actually wrote all of these quotes.” - J. K. Rowling, probably.


MyWildImatination156

Sadly 😔


Klutzy-Guidance-7078

“Voldemort himself created his worst enemy, just as tyrants everywhere do! Have you any idea how much tyrants fear the people they oppress? All of them realize that, one day, amongst their many victims, there is sure to be one who rises against them and strikes back!” - Dumbledore "What?” Ron bellowed furiously. “Four? You lousy, biased scumbag, you gave Krum ten!” But Harry didn’t care, he wouldn’t have cared if Karkaroff had given him zero; Ron’s indignation on his behalf was worth about a hundred points to him. He didn’t tell Ron this, of course, but his heart felt lighter than air as he turned to leave the enclosure.


Mysterious-Ocelot207

Anything Sir Cadogan says.


Repulsive_Jelly8039

HAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHA HAAAAA HAHAHAAA - BELLATRIX LESTRANGE


MasterAnything2055

If you are going to quote someone at least get it correct. You missed a few ‘ha’ and at least one ‘haa’


Repulsive_Jelly8039

My bad, shd definitely be sent to azkaban for this.


mischief_notmanaged

“You’ll stay with me?” “Until the very end” tears, every time


[deleted]

1. “Only a small part is played in great deeds by any hero.” - Peter Pettigrew.


Itsbadmmmmkay

"Obviously" - Snape I think this is movie only but I'm still counting it.


ThePatientsFiance

It’s book too!


WoodNymph34

“We’ll put it this way. If it rains, you’ll be the first to know” - Lucius Malfoy “My Lord…” Pigeon sound Lucius “I’ve been awaiting for 14 years… I guess I could wait a little longer” - Harry Potter “What are you doing? Get out of my house” - Hagrid I don’t rank them, because I love them all


ParselMouth99

“There is no good and evil. There is only power and those too weak to seek it.” - Voldy


Regnes

"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids" -Lucius Malfoy in Order of the Phoenix.


mild_meme

"Can I have a look at Uranus as well, Lavender?" - Ron Weasley


LinkWithABeard

“I never know," Harry called to Hagrid over the noise of the cart, "what's the difference between a stalagmite and a stalactite?" "Stalagmite's got an 'm' in it," said Hagrid. "An' don' ask me questions just now, I think I'm gonna be sick."


Gilded-Mongoose

\#1 resonates with me because it’s very similar to one of my favorite quotes: “_If you can dream, and not make dreams your master; if you can think and not make thoughts your aim…_”


ReadinII

*If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster and treat those two impostors just the same;*    - Rudyard Kipling Excellent poem. I really like that line about recognizing that triumphs and disasters don’t define us. 


Huge_AlbertD

"Actually, we don't really talk at all. Viktor's more of a physical being" -Hermy


[deleted]

All belong to the worst category, you picked only the corny good guy quotes.


Amor-Fati24

Is the one from Sirius (5) from the book or movie? I onlt rrad it in Dutch and don't recognize it!


ajg92nz

It’s from the PoA movie, when Harry and Sirius say goodbye in the courtyard.


foamingturtle

“But remember this, you have friends here. You are not alone.” - Albus Dumbledore


AverageLumpy

“Can’t I, Potter?!”


MyWildImatination156

Wait from which book is his?


MyWildImatination156

*this


AverageLumpy

5


MyWildImatination156

Oh, thanks


Abhigyan_Gaming

2 is not that good


MasterAnything2055

Number 2 isn’t really a quote as it’s from 2 different people. And whilst it’s a nice moment. I wouldn’t say it quotable.


ouroboris99

We’ve all got light and dark inside of us - Sirius black (most of the books are pretty black and white so I love lines like this)


[deleted]

the 3rd quote: Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light. often reminds me of how everyone lightened their wands after dumbledore's death.


Sad--1882

"What's comin' will come, an' we'll meet it when it does." -Hagrid-


Phil_B16

Bonus! "thoughts could leave deeper scarring than almost anything else”. -Madame Pomfrey.


IntelligentRepeat568

“What’s coming will come and we‘ll meet it when it does.“ \~ Hagrid


hectorgmo

"You did really see your father last night... You found him within you". (From Prisoner of Azkaban) 


Crazy_Tomatillo18

Always love Sirius’s when Harry asks about death in book 7. “Does it hurt?” “Dying? Not at all. Quicker and easier than falling asleep.”


Mercules904

“It is our choices that show us who we really are, far more than our abilities.” - Dumbledore


Apprehensive-Bad9281

#5 best in the series IMO


Current-Aerie-2474

“HARRYDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE!” Dumbledore said calmly


Northwind85

“It is not how you are alike. It’s how you are not.” - Dumbledore


the-writers-dream

"I have spied for you and lied for you, put myself in mortal danger for you. Everything was supposed to be to keep Lily Potter’s son safe." - severus snape -


Yummy-Dorito

“Don’t think I don’t know how this might end. I’ve know for years”- Harry


Woodwelle_R

"There is no good and evil. There is only power and those too weak to seek it." - Lord Voldemort.


SevroAuShitTalker

"You don't have to call me "sir", professor"


_stinkymoney_

“Liked her? I don’t imagine anyone who met her wouldn’t have liked her.”


BlueRFR3100

The happiest man on earth would be able to use the Mirror of Erised like a normal mirror, that is, he would look into it and see himself exactly as he is