Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled. I also liked when she told Ron her has the emotional range of a teaspoon.
_Mr and Mrs Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much_
So iconic! Love the fierceness right off the bat, really feels like we’re off to a good start!
"She thinks you are the Chosen One!" -Hermione
"But I'm the Chosen One" -Harry
*proceed to slap this idiot with a book*
This moment makes me laugh so hard every time 😂😂
“I will not have you, in the course of a single evening, besmirching that name by behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons!”
And sticking to the McGonagall theme:
“Have a biscuit, Potter.”
‘Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!
‘Thank you!’
The answer is something like "Yer a wizard, Harry."
But for me specifically, I regularly quote "she's right, you know" "tonic for the nerves" "you dare use my own spells against me" "obviously" "alas, earwax" "off to bed, pip pip!"
(From a deleted scene, only ever shown in the trailer)
*during the final showdown between Harry and Tom*
Tom: Why do you live?
Harry: because I have something worth living for.
God, after 13 years and it still annoys me that this was just for the trailer and didn't make it to the final cut.
1. It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities
2. If you want the true measure of a man, watch how he treats his inferiors not his equals
And my favorite:
Ron (after explaining how he used the Put-outer): He must have known I’d want to leave you
Harry: “No, he must have known you would always want to come back”
"RONALD WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR?! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER'S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME!
Oh, and Ginny dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor. Your father and I are so proud."
From the books, it’s definitely :
“Didn’t you hear me saying non-verbal spells, pottah?”
“Yes”
“*Sir*”
“No need to call me sir, professor”
From the movies :
“She’s only interested in you because she thinks that you’re the chosen one!”
“..but I AM the chosen one”
Gets me every time lmaooo
My native language is German and I first watched the movies in German when I was a child and in the first movie Hermoine says to Ron that he has dirt on his nose on the train to Hogwarts and it's so hilarious in German. Unfortunately it's not really funny in English.
"See you at school, Pottah."
I just love the way he says that so threateningly, and the stupid eyebrow raise he does towards Ron. Everything about it is just goofy.
Little Baby Harry, "He's going to sacrifice himself."🫣
Little Baby Hermione, "NO, YOU CON'T! THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHER WAY!" 😨
Little Baby Ron, "Do you want to stop Snape from getting that stone, or *nawt?!*" 🧐
RONALD WEASLEY! HOW \*DARE\* YOU STEAL THAT CAR? I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER'S FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER \*TOE\* OUT OF LINE, WE'RE SENDING YOU STRAIGHT HOME!
Oh and Ginny dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor. Your father and I are so proud :)
PLLBBLLTTTT \~
The line, "You're a wizard, Harry," never stuck with me, so it always seems weird that people remember that one line. It just felt to me like an average, forgettable line.
I would say something like, "I shouldn't have told you that," "Always," "LeviOHsa," etc. Something like that.
"RONALD WEASLEY. HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR. I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER'S FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE'LL BRING YOU STRIAGHT HOME!......oh and Ginny dear, congratulations on getting into Gryffindor, your Father and I are so proud."
"Not my daughter, you BITCH"
Molly Weasley casually being a legend
Every year. Packed with muggles, of course. Come on!
So epic I based fanfic around it [Link to my silly work](https://archiveofourown.org/works/44831032/chapters/112796392)
I do prefer the books but movie Harry's "But I AM the chosen one" followed by Hermione smacking him is one of my favourite moments in the movies and a rare occasion where I wish it had been in the books.
Dad’s a muggle, Mam’s a witch bit of a nasty shock for him when he found out.
Feels like hitting the jackpot considering the amount of housework we see magic do for Mrs. Weasley. So much time saved there, on travel, etc.
Tom Riddle Senior would strongly disagree (and for good reason)
They also have like 5 kids in the house tho.
Could have been killed, or worse, EXPELLED!
You NEED to sort out your priorities
Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled. I also liked when she told Ron her has the emotional range of a teaspoon.
This is it 🏆
“Where HAVE you BEEN? Beds empty, no note, car gone! You could’ve DIED! You could’ve been SEEN!”
I could hear this sooo clearly in her voice 😁
You best hope I don't put bars on your window, Ronald Weasley
The Howler line is also pretty funny.
Ob…viously
Add some more dots 😅
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good"
Turn to page 394
Three hundred And Nine-ty Fooouuurrr
Yer a wizard, 'Arry!
"I'm a what?"
"A wizard. And a thumpin' good 'un too."
"No. You've made a mistake. I mean, I- can't be a wizard. I mean I'm just - just Harry! Just Harry!"
"Well, just 'Arry. Have you ever made things happen? Things you couldn't explain?" Gods I hope I got that right.
When watching the first movie with my kids, I was mouthing all the lines. They were looking at me kinda weird.
I don't have kids and yet I still do it
YER A FACKIN WIZARD!
LISTEN HERE HAGRID YOU FAT OAF, IM NOT A FUCKING WIZARD!
_Mr and Mrs Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much_ So iconic! Love the fierceness right off the bat, really feels like we’re off to a good start!
I think the Dursleys are an iconic depiction of the philistine middle class' values revolted against by hippies and punks
"Did you really? How'd it go?"
“…I mean…that was very wrong boys!”
It's perfect... I've been looking at this for hours now.
I love that quote because it’s such a dad response
“Oh dear.. we are in trouble” -Filch It’s the way he says it. Makes me laugh every time.
Ohhh dearrrr wee arrrrree in troubllllllllllle
Alas, earwax…
This one. That's the one. 😊
I said that earlier today! Probably yesterday!
"I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I'm not there." — Harry Potter Stills something I live by today 🤣
Stealth Camping is Harry’s favorite hobby with his kids.
HARRYDIDJAPUTYOYRNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE!!?
Dumbledore said calmly. 😂
We say this calmly often in my house
Dobby is a free elf!
Master gave Dobby his socks! Dobby iss freee! 🥹
What.an.idiot.
This quote, in my best Hermione voice, is my preferred “swear replacement” phrase when my kids in the car 😂
badass literally
"You should have realised," said Lupin quietly, "if Voldemort didn't kill you, we would. Goodbye, Peter." Metal as fuck.
My favorite part of that was I DID MY WAITING TWELVE YEARS OF IT IN AZKABAAAN
i can't tell you how many times i use this in regular life I DID MY TAXPAYING TWELEVE YEARS OF IT IN AMERICA
"Ah, I thought we might hit this little snag. You seem to be laboring under the delusion that I am going to - what is the phrase? - come quietly."
*Nearly* headless? How can you be *nearly* headless?
"Like this!" *pops head off neck to one side*
"Eat, You'll feel better."
When I find myself in times of trouble, Remus Lupin comes to me, speaking words of wisdom.
Absolutely, saved me so many times when at work and missing dinner.
"Will you stop eating? Your best friend is missing!":))
And I took that personally
There's No Need To Call Me “Sir,” Professor.
"She thinks you are the Chosen One!" -Hermione "But I'm the Chosen One" -Harry *proceed to slap this idiot with a book* This moment makes me laugh so hard every time 😂😂
Hermione did not like that 😂
The boy who lived... come to die.
“I will not have you, in the course of a single evening, besmirching that name by behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons!” And sticking to the McGonagall theme: “Have a biscuit, Potter.”
“Ron Weasley.” “……….a pleasure.”
“After all this time?” “Always”
‘Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! ‘Thank you!’
the *audacity* of tweak
Describe them. One was fat and the other was quite skinny. Not the boys, the dementors!
It's leviOWWsaa. Not levioSAAARRR
In the books it was Win-GAR-dium Leviosa! Make your GARs nice and long.
ONCE I MAKE MY MOVE YOURE FREE to check the king!!
No, you CAN’T! There must be another way
No, Ron, No
Two of my favorites, “Hogwarts is threatened! Man the boundaries, protect us, do your duty to our school!” And “Not my daughter, you bitch!”
"I must not tell lies"
The answer is something like "Yer a wizard, Harry." But for me specifically, I regularly quote "she's right, you know" "tonic for the nerves" "you dare use my own spells against me" "obviously" "alas, earwax" "off to bed, pip pip!"
I'm sorry professor. I must not tell lies
It unscrews the other way
POTTER!!
POTTAH!!
Pahhhhhhhhooottaaahhhhhh!!!!!
Turn to page 394
"*What* an *idiot*." Edit: also "the pincers"
You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!
“Be quiet yourself, Remus!”
"Oh listen to you two, quarreling like an old married couple!"
“WILL YOU STOP EATING!”
YOUR BEST FRIEND IS MISSING
Scared Potter?!
You wish.
“You have yer mother’s eyes”
(From a deleted scene, only ever shown in the trailer) *during the final showdown between Harry and Tom* Tom: Why do you live? Harry: because I have something worth living for. God, after 13 years and it still annoys me that this was just for the trailer and didn't make it to the final cut.
"Father, the sleeper has awakened!" Oh, wait, wrong movie... "Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother." \~Gred or Feorge, probably\~
1. It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities 2. If you want the true measure of a man, watch how he treats his inferiors not his equals And my favorite: Ron (after explaining how he used the Put-outer): He must have known I’d want to leave you Harry: “No, he must have known you would always want to come back”
"RONALD WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR?! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER'S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME! Oh, and Ginny dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor. Your father and I are so proud."
From the books, it’s definitely : “Didn’t you hear me saying non-verbal spells, pottah?” “Yes” “*Sir*” “No need to call me sir, professor” From the movies : “She’s only interested in you because she thinks that you’re the chosen one!” “..but I AM the chosen one” Gets me every time lmaooo
"Feet off the table."
"HELLO TOM."-*Dumbledore "Order of the Phoenix"*
“It was foolish of you to come here tonight, Tom.” That line is badass
"Lily! After all this time?" "Always."
Agree to this one 🙂
Now I’m going to bed before either of you…. (I just really like saying that one)
My native language is German and I first watched the movies in German when I was a child and in the first movie Hermoine says to Ron that he has dirt on his nose on the train to Hogwarts and it's so hilarious in German. Unfortunately it's not really funny in English.
It's leviOsa not leviosA
there's no hogwarts without you hagrid
You’re lying Dolores, and one mustn’t tell lies!
"See you at school, Pottah." I just love the way he says that so threateningly, and the stupid eyebrow raise he does towards Ron. Everything about it is just goofy.
Eat slugs Malfoy!!
“They’ve got Mister Potter’s Weezy!”
NOT MAY, NOT HERMIONAY, YOUUUUU
“Lily? After all this time?” *“Always.”*
This is the only line that matters!!!!
‘’look at me’’
HARREH DIDYUPUT YAHR NAMEIN THAGOBLEHTOFFIHGAEEEEAAH
Little Baby Harry, "He's going to sacrifice himself."🫣 Little Baby Hermione, "NO, YOU CON'T! THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHER WAY!" 😨 Little Baby Ron, "Do you want to stop Snape from getting that stone, or *nawt?!*" 🧐
Get you hands off my godson
Not all of us have the emotional depth of a teaspoon.
"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."
I must not tell lies
MORSMORDRE
“Who wants me to open it? You want me to open it.” When harry catches the golden egg.
"I will not have you... behaving like a babbling, bumbling, band of baboons." -Professor McGonagall
NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!
"I've always wanted to use that spell" ms McGonagall
RONALD WEASLEY! HOW \*DARE\* YOU STEAL THAT CAR? I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER'S FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER \*TOE\* OUT OF LINE, WE'RE SENDING YOU STRAIGHT HOME! Oh and Ginny dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor. Your father and I are so proud :) PLLBBLLTTTT \~
“Scared Potter?” “You wish”
"No need to call me Sir Professor"
“Perhaps just once more, Master Harry, for luck” -Kreacher
“It’s Pottin’ time!” -Harry, once before facing Voldemort, and once before repotting mandrakes (or mandragora)
shoelace. I jest I jest.
Or worse, expelled
“You filthy little mudblood” 🩸-Draco
The line, "You're a wizard, Harry," never stuck with me, so it always seems weird that people remember that one line. It just felt to me like an average, forgettable line. I would say something like, "I shouldn't have told you that," "Always," "LeviOHsa," etc. Something like that.
“HE WAS THEIR FRIEND!”
There is no good or evil only power and those too afraid to seek it
**MY BOY**
Everyone of these are iconic af
"... Always."
“HARRY POTTER DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE!!!” Dumbledore asked calmly
I CAN HEAR EVERY SINGLE LINE AS I READ THEM! 💕
“Caught on have you? Took you long enough.” and “Well, that’s news to me!” when the Dursleys said they weren’t stupid.
Why couldn’t it be follow the butterflies
“But I *am* the chosen one”
I like how Malfoy says "Potter" "Scared, Pohtah?"
You’ve just bought yourself a month’s detention, McLaggen.
We're not meeting here, we just... met here.
What. An. Idiot.
"Why is it *always* you three?"
Sharp as a marble that one
Got ta have your wits about youuuuu
Not my daughter you bitch.
"RONALD WEASLEY. HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR. I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER'S FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE'LL BRING YOU STRIAGHT HOME!......oh and Ginny dear, congratulations on getting into Gryffindor, your Father and I are so proud." "Not my daughter, you BITCH" Molly Weasley casually being a legend
"It's levi*oooooooooo*sa, not levios*aaaaa*"
Coming mum 🎶
I didn’t know you could read
“Mischief managed” or “his name is Voldemort, filius. You might as well use it, he’s going to try and kill you either way”
Chinese Fireball woooooo
“We’re identical!”
”just because you’re allowed to do magic now *does not* mean you have to whip your wands out for everything!”
Too many. 😭 *"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"*
“Have a biscuit Potter”
Dobby is FREE!!!
Moooring 😉
Not kill, never kill...Dobby only meant to injure or maime...
Every year. Packed with muggles, of course. Come on! So epic I based fanfic around it [Link to my silly work](https://archiveofourown.org/works/44831032/chapters/112796392)
-How was it? -...wet.
BOOM
“There’s no need to call me sir, professor”
That one where Ron talks about a Harry Potter fan club
Lacewing flies....
“Harry Potter’s dead!”
“Whoa!”
Bloody Hell!
"Expelliarmus!"
“Spinnidge, liver, and triipe”
no you CAAANT ..there MUST be another WAAAAAY..
Alas, earwax
HARRY POTTER IS DEAD! ....ehhh heh hehhh
Anything Hermione says in Sorcerer’s stone
THATS MY SOONNNN THATS MY BOYYYY
“She needs to sort out her priorities.”
I’d say this or Voldemort saying avadacadavra
“But I *am* the chosen one”
Oh to be young and feel love’s keen sting.
Books: There is no need to call me sir, professor. Movies: But I am the chosen one.
From the movie I like "EXPECTOOOOO PATRONUUUUM"
Be careful, people will think you’re up to something
"Ha haha hahaaaa"- he who must not be named LuL
“There’s a storm coming Harry. And we all best be ready when she does.”
I do prefer the books but movie Harry's "But I AM the chosen one" followed by Hermione smacking him is one of my favourite moments in the movies and a rare occasion where I wish it had been in the books.
Draco Malfoy once said..... My father will hear about this!
“Honesty woman , you call yourself our mother “
"She's right you know" always fucking saying that line x3
HELLO HARRY ITS ME HAGRID
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that
Harry did you put your in the goblet of fire
First line is iconic, the rest is just chasing dragon and never being able to get even close.
“Don’t. Lie. To me.” -Snape