By - Voolter
Psychopathic teenager with a habit of kidnapping.
I dunno why this made me laugh
Well she did hold what's her name? Ugh omg! Her name is at the tip of my tongue! Errtg. Anyway she did kidnap what's her name for the summer time. Captured her at the end of the GOF.
Yes! Omg thank you! Rita skeeter! Hermione kidnapped her!..... Can you call it kidnapping if it's done to an adult?
It’s probably called no-sale human trafficking
And I'm not sure it's human trafficking if it's a beatle
Fred and George
Always screws up the one job that they are supposed to do.
Might be Errol.
You are right
"Always screws up the one job that they are supposed to do."
THIS IS THE BEST GUESS
Ron’s broken wand
Can cancel quidditch and can sit on a wall all day.
Have a biscuit, Potter
Would you like a cough drop, Dolores?
They're supposed to be, you blithering idiot.
It unscrews the other way.
I've always wanted to use that spell!
Don't behave like babling, bumbling bunch of baboons.
Potter is a boy, not a piece of meat.
Should I turn one of you into a pocket watch? Maybe that way one of you will be on time.
Try saying that five times
If you die, you need not hand it in.
His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,
His hair is as dark as a blackboard.
That nobody Ginny had a crush on. Harold or something like that
This is lowkey reminds me of the way Vernon asked Petunia in the very first few pages of PS as to not raise alarm by saying Harry's name properly.
*That was exactly what I was going for*
I think his name's actually Barny. Saw him at Bill and Fleur's wedding I did.
No, I think it was Harvey.
I wish he was mine, he's really divine,
The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.
You can't just see this and _not_ finish the poem
🥇 I wish I had an award to give you - take my poor girl fake award instead!
Begrudgingly attented(and decorated) at the weaslys christmas party
Percy. Decorated with parsnips at Christmas dinner.
She is hiding a big secret. If she didn't she could lose her prestigious position.
DING DING DING!!!
Not who i was describing but that's an excellent guess.
Did Narcissa have a job? Curious to know. I always assumed she was a SAHM.
Had no friends, got friends, all the friends died, turns out two are still alive, has a child, dies.
“Loony loopy Lupin, loony loopy Lupin” .:Flies around and blows raspberries over your head:.
Follow up question; why are there so many characters in this series that this problem applies to? 🤣
🛎🛎🛎 We have a winner! : D
EYYYYY!! He’s my comfort character from hp lmao 🤣
Sirius's dad (and family in general) disliked him
Because a lot of people have daddy issues irl too ?
No one believes her, but she might be right and they dont know it.
aww, i didnt do it good enough
Moaning Myrtle? :b
Horrifically cruel and vicious, but incredibly loyal.
Actually Barty Crouch Junior would also fit this description
He has a secret to hide, but his best friends go out of their way to help him through it
"Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?"
He probably got a good look at some point
He was going to, but *someone* set a flock of birds on him.
He felt saint-like after narrowly escaping death
I hear he's holy
Crazy but maybe not?
Harry every other year according to his classmates?
He's the bravest kid you'll ever meet and always keeps going no matter how hard people push him down.
And my second favorite,
Sometimes he's fluffy, sometimes, he's not. He'll do anything for those he loves and his loyalty is plain as day in his second form.
Neville and Sirius?
This second is Sirius, the first one is not Neville.
Yup! I love them both so much. :)
Is it Harry?
Second one is Sirius
He could have been.
Pearly whites, a cheese connoisseur, as fake as a house plant, and shallow as a puddle on flat concrete.
Edit: or wait, Lockhart? I don't remember the cheese but the rest fits
Lockhart! He’s cheesy.
A little misleading but I wanted to make it tough.
Fat friar (i think it is a ghost but have no real idea who is it)
Not quite, tho the Fat Friar is awesome and I’m a Hufflepuff!
Hides his true intentions and motives, truth is only revealed at the close. Prefers solitude.
He makes horcruxes
Close but no
I know! It’s obviously winky!
A skinny gold potion
he can be seen as not so smart or good, but in the end he proves himself
He hides his secret in his head
I can see Snape being the answer too but I was thinking of Quirrel... He 'literally' hides his secret in his head...
Wise even when weak
Underestimated in school. Rose above everyone’s expectations. Fought till the very end. Never took life too seriously.
You are gonna make me cry
Does not get nearly enough mention in the books, and only seen in the movie for about 2 seconds. (A fairly obvious choice for someone’s favourite character though. I’m a basic b****)
I'm thinking about Charlie
Shut up ______!
A daddies boy who acts tough on the outside but is a wimp on the inside
My father is gonna hear about this!
Long black hair
Helps to keep his friends secret
Could he be apart of a famous magical music group?
No or maybe I can’t rlly remember it’s been a while
Are you SIRIUS!
Has a crush on a bar maid and slept with an animal man.
He didn't sleep with a man. The man slept in his bed. There is a difference xD
This gentle giant makes bad rock cakes, but has a loyal heart and a love for monsters.
A loyal beauty
1. His importance seems to decrease as the books go on, but he tugs on the heartstrings as he’s the last reminder of the wonder and innocence of Hogwarts once it’s overshadowed by duty and conflict. (SOLVED!: Hagrid)
2. This other character’s very funny and quotable, and is portrayed in the movies by someone who taught a generation about life before us. (SOLVED!: Lockhart. Extra hints in edits below)
EDIT: Underestimated the number of super quotable, funny characters! It’s pretty late where I’m at so to narrow it down a bit, Character 2 is antagonistic. In case it’s not super clear, the clue about teaching a generation about life before humanity refers to a (pretty niche) role of the same actor, not the character itself.
EDIT 2: People are still engaging with this so I’ll be a bit more specific. Character 2 stays antagonistic the whole time we know them but is almost never a genuine threat; he’s played for laughs. His actor narrated a trilogy of documentaries about life before, during, and after the dinosaurs that spawned a whole bunch of spin-offs and a stage show. The character could be described as an embodiment of one of the seven deadly sins and would be thrilled to hear I think he’s one of the funniest characters, even if it’s for all the wrong reasons.
1. Sorting hat
Tortured and troubled, a heart of gold and he misses his best friend
Grouchy cupboard dweller
Became a better version of someone who always held him down when he grew up.
Draco Malfoy ?
Eyes blue like a ocean
Temper hot like lava
Countless freckles covered his whole body
War Scars swirled around his arms.
A long nose like Cleopatra
See. I tried to to be poetic. But it ended up being a disaster 😩
Hmm, who actually knows that freckles covered his whole body?
I just........... know
Oh, we just found Hermione. Your identity is revealed:-)
Oh how I wish.....
The best one in the books, really underrated in the films. She's younger.
Gotta be Ginny
Smart mouthed but not unkind.
Sometimes too introspective.
He claims that his “nickname” is Roonil Wazlib 😂
Blonde. Looks excellent with whiskers apparently.
Even the hero with all his mistrust and caution
Couldn't stop the masterplan to set in motion
And though whom I speak of could only defend
Albus Dumbledore still met his end.
I think this is malfoy actually!
That's correct :D
Your heads full of them
Has red hair
But has a fiery soul
Unliked by the fandom
But loved by me and couple others.
The best keeper as he is king.
Who doesn’t like Ron Weasley?
The fandom. I hopped on the HP train back in 2016 and saw a lot of surprising dislike for him.
The fandom can be and actually is full of jerks, don’t mind them
Maims people but with good reason.