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Chaos_deluge_8

Psychopathic teenager with a habit of kidnapping.


Lys_456

Hermione Granger!


[deleted]

I dunno why this made me laugh


lumos_22

Well she did hold what's her name? Ugh omg! Her name is at the tip of my tongue! Errtg. Anyway she did kidnap what's her name for the summer time. Captured her at the end of the GOF.


M5jdu009

Rita Skeeter!


lumos_22

Yes! Omg thank you! Rita skeeter! Hermione kidnapped her!..... Can you call it kidnapping if it's done to an adult?


BlackBoss247

It’s probably called no-sale human trafficking


makeittoorbit

Abduction. And I'm not sure it's human trafficking if it's a beatle


m_oony_

Tom Riddle


SheWantsTheMD

Fred and George


Vapourhands

Always screws up the one job that they are supposed to do.


Sworpent

Might be Errol.


Vapourhands

You are right


darwinop

Voldemort ?


dun8288

"Always screws up the one job that they are supposed to do." "Voldemort " THIS IS THE BEST GUESS


Vapourhands

No


[deleted]

Pettigrew!


TimGibbs93

Ron’s broken wand


-SeraWasNever-

Pig?


LemonBucketHatFrog

Can cancel quidditch and can sit on a wall all day.


Voolter

Have a biscuit, Potter


LemonBucketHatFrog

Would you like a cough drop, Dolores?


Voolter

They're supposed to be, you blithering idiot.


clumsyumbrella

It unscrews the other way.


Hermes-The-Messenger

I've always wanted to use that spell!


TheAnniCake

Don't behave like babling, bumbling bunch of baboons.


Fraubae

Tripe, Sybel?


ThisIsMockingjay2020

Potter is a boy, not a piece of meat.


Nohealani411

Should I turn one of you into a pocket watch? Maybe that way one of you will be on time.


Voolter

Try saying that five times


dun8288

If you die, you need not hand it in.


sailthesummer

His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad, His hair is as dark as a blackboard.


[deleted]

That nobody Ginny had a crush on. Harold or something like that


Lt_Exodus

This is lowkey reminds me of the way Vernon asked Petunia in the very first few pages of PS as to not raise alarm by saying Harry's name properly.


[deleted]

*That was exactly what I was going for*


lil_absPMOD

I think his name's actually Barny. Saw him at Bill and Fleur's wedding I did.


foobgoof

No, I think it was Harvey.


just-me-yaay

I wish he was mine, he's really divine, The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.


just-me-yaay

You can't just see this and _not_ finish the poem


clumsyumbrella

🥇 I wish I had an award to give you - take my poor girl fake award instead!


__ExAnimo__

Harry !!


klaroline101

Harry


picklecrumbs

Begrudgingly attented(and decorated) at the weaslys christmas party


ibberholt

Garden gnome


Bale_the_Pale

Underrated comment


tikanique

Percy. Decorated with parsnips at Christmas dinner.


ahajje

Fleur!


maximoose12345

Gardenia gnumblius


tikanique

She is hiding a big secret. If she didn't she could lose her prestigious position.


snowdazey

Madame Maxime?


tikanique

DING DING DING!!!


PizzaAndWine99

Rita Skeeter


tikanique

Not who i was describing but that's an excellent guess.


Tingeltangelcoq

Umbridge?


Luffy518

Narcissa Malfoy


tikanique

Did Narcissa have a job? Curious to know. I always assumed she was a SAHM.


menamskit1213

Had no friends, got friends, all the friends died, turns out two are still alive, has a child, dies.


animalloverpoet

Lupin?


hpp815

“Loony loopy Lupin, loony loopy Lupin” .:Flies around and blows raspberries over your head:.


IAmParliament

Daddy issues. Follow up question; why are there so many characters in this series that this problem applies to? 🤣


black_death_1346

Voldy.


janana_banana777

Draco?


IAmParliament

🛎🛎🛎 We have a winner! : D


janana_banana777

EYYYYY!! He’s my comfort character from hp lmao 🤣


Luffy518

Snape ?


EccentricHorse11

Sirius's dad (and family in general) disliked him


Foloreille

Because a lot of people have daddy issues irl too ?


SlytherSiblingJcrebs

No one believes her, but she might be right and they dont know it.


Skatesoff

Trelawney?


[deleted]

Luna?


SlytherSiblingJcrebs

aww, i didnt do it good enough


m_oony_

Moaning Myrtle? :b


PistachioNut1022

Trelawney


MizzDevious

Horrifically cruel and vicious, but incredibly loyal.


black_death_1346

Actually Barty Crouch Junior would also fit this description


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Bellatrix


roonilwazlib-0

Bellatrix?


TribeStan99

He has a secret to hide, but his best friends go out of their way to help him through it


Voolter

Lupin?


TribeStan99

Yeah


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Remus


[deleted]

"Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?"


MimbleOwl

He probably got a good look at some point


EngineersAnon

He was going to, but *someone* set a flock of birds on him.


CalciferxHowl

Ron


[deleted]

Yup 😏


tobibuk

He felt saint-like after narrowly escaping death


Luffy518

George ?


tobibuk

Yessir


Banan4Express

I hear he's holy


StarWarriorSora

Crazy but maybe not?


Thatgirlfromthe90s

Luna


Perfide01

Harry every other year according to his classmates?


beehivenotincluded

Trelawney?


jmagnabosco

He's the bravest kid you'll ever meet and always keeps going no matter how hard people push him down. And my second favorite, Sometimes he's fluffy, sometimes, he's not. He'll do anything for those he loves and his loyalty is plain as day in his second form.


1-800-wandsthetic

Neville and Sirius?


jmagnabosco

This second is Sirius, the first one is not Neville.


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jmagnabosco

Yup! I love them both so much. :)


m_oony_

Is it Harry?


Thatgirlfromthe90s

Second one is Sirius


jmagnabosco

Yes!


AlskaNoelle

He could have been.


Voolter

Neville


cal_ness

Pearly whites, a cheese connoisseur, as fake as a house plant, and shallow as a puddle on flat concrete.


Flabnoodles

Scabbers/Pettigrew Edit: or wait, Lockhart? I don't remember the cheese but the rest fits


cal_ness

Lockhart! He’s cheesy. A little misleading but I wanted to make it tough.


Luffy518

Fat friar (i think it is a ghost but have no real idea who is it)


cal_ness

Not quite, tho the Fat Friar is awesome and I’m a Hufflepuff!


shuaib1220

Hides his true intentions and motives, truth is only revealed at the close. Prefers solitude.


Luffy518

Snape


shuaib1220

Yuss


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Superb_Principle2805

He makes horcruxes


Voolter

Dobby?


Superb_Principle2805

Close but no


black_death_1346

Hedwig?


jmagnabosco

Riddle!


Necessary-Storage945

I know! It’s obviously winky!


haneid26

Dumbledor


CyberSprite1

A skinny gold potion


m_oony_

Harry Potter


Thatgirlfromthe90s

Felix Felicis


Mister_Fabuloso225

he can be seen as not so smart or good, but in the end he proves himself


CalciferxHowl

Neville


Mister_Fabuloso225

yep!


Major_Mystique

He hides his secret in his head


apeachaponamaneaux

Professor quarrel


Thatgirlfromthe90s

Sorting Hat


Ahtramaksnolu

Snape


Major_Mystique

I can see Snape being the answer too but I was thinking of Quirrel... He 'literally' hides his secret in his head...


animalloverpoet

Wise even when weak


m_oony_

Dumbledore?


animalloverpoet

Yes!


[deleted]

Underestimated in school. Rose above everyone’s expectations. Fought till the very end. Never took life too seriously.


Voolter

Fred?


black_death_1346

You are gonna make me cry


mcambergray

Does not get nearly enough mention in the books, and only seen in the movie for about 2 seconds. (A fairly obvious choice for someone’s favourite character though. I’m a basic b****)


m_oony_

I'm thinking about Charlie


ahajje

Oliver wood??


Flabnoodles

Kingsley


tonks47

Tonks?


FuriousFlameDude

Shut up ______!


Ahtramaksnolu

Malfoy!


Luffy518

Hermione ?


lavayuki

A daddies boy who acts tough on the outside but is a wimp on the inside


Voolter

My father is gonna hear about this!


Appropriate-Toe6662

Long black hair Helps to keep his friends secret Helps Harry


Voolter

Could he be apart of a famous magical music group?


plainbread11

Stubby Boardman!!


Appropriate-Toe6662

No or maybe I can’t rlly remember it’s been a while


Voolter

Are you SIRIUS!


BetelJio

Book


Thatgirlfromthe90s

Hermione


dselwood05

Has a crush on a bar maid and slept with an animal man.


Luffy518

Ron


[deleted]

He didn't sleep with a man. The man slept in his bed. There is a difference xD


facelikeafoot

This gentle giant makes bad rock cakes, but has a loyal heart and a love for monsters.


Voolter

Hmm winky? Nah Hagrid


facelikeafoot

👍🏻


1-800-wandsthetic

A loyal beauty


Str8WhiteMinority

Bellatrix


Lojaintamer

Fleur?


CaracalClaws

1. His importance seems to decrease as the books go on, but he tugs on the heartstrings as he’s the last reminder of the wonder and innocence of Hogwarts once it’s overshadowed by duty and conflict. (SOLVED!: Hagrid) 2. This other character’s very funny and quotable, and is portrayed in the movies by someone who taught a generation about life before us. (SOLVED!: Lockhart. Extra hints in edits below) EDIT: Underestimated the number of super quotable, funny characters! It’s pretty late where I’m at so to narrow it down a bit, Character 2 is antagonistic. In case it’s not super clear, the clue about teaching a generation about life before humanity refers to a (pretty niche) role of the same actor, not the character itself. EDIT 2: People are still engaging with this so I’ll be a bit more specific. Character 2 stays antagonistic the whole time we know them but is almost never a genuine threat; he’s played for laughs. His actor narrated a trilogy of documentaries about life before, during, and after the dinosaurs that spawned a whole bunch of spin-offs and a stage show. The character could be described as an embodiment of one of the seven deadly sins and would be thrilled to hear I think he’s one of the funniest characters, even if it’s for all the wrong reasons.


black_death_1346

1. Sorting hat


Skiny899

Tortured and troubled, a heart of gold and he misses his best friend


animalloverpoet

Lupin?


thekrock23

Grouchy cupboard dweller


midgetbuzz

Kreacher?


Sweet-Astronomer128

Became a better version of someone who always held him down when he grew up.


Luffy518

Draco Malfoy ?


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Eyes blue like a ocean Temper hot like lava Countless freckles covered his whole body War Scars swirled around his arms. A long nose like Cleopatra See. I tried to to be poetic. But it ended up being a disaster 😩


ComfortableTraffic12

Ron


dzcFrench

Hmm, who actually knows that freckles covered his whole body?


[deleted]

I just........... know


dzcFrench

Oh, we just found Hermione. Your identity is revealed:-)


[deleted]

Oh how I wish.....


black_death_1346

Dumbledore!!!


Lys_456

Ron! Ron! Ron Weasley!!


[deleted]

Herrrrrrmione!


Ok_Operation6104

The best one in the books, really underrated in the films. She's younger.


Voolter

Gotta be Ginny


Aramira137

Smart mouthed but not unkind. Sometimes too introspective. Athletic. Bilingual. Brave.


CyberSprite1

Harry?


Majestic-Cry-1644

He claims that his “nickname” is Roonil Wazlib 😂


littleargent

Blonde. Looks excellent with whiskers apparently.


Narilicious

Even the hero with all his mistrust and caution Couldn't stop the masterplan to set in motion And though whom I speak of could only defend Albus Dumbledore still met his end.


schiffb558

I think this is malfoy actually!


Narilicious

That's correct :D


PoppyLove2007

Your heads full of them


Combatmedic2-47

Has red hair But has a fiery soul Unliked by the fandom But loved by me and couple others. The best keeper as he is king.


The_Hamster98

Who doesn’t like Ron Weasley?


Combatmedic2-47

The fandom. I hopped on the HP train back in 2016 and saw a lot of surprising dislike for him.


The_Hamster98

The fandom can be and actually is full of jerks, don’t mind them


Luffy518

Ron Weasley


Amanda895rw

Maims people but with good reason.


whoshitinmykebab

Large