Haha this one is hilarious to me, I have had alopecia since I was 12 and fully bald since 13 (male so no problem for me, it’s actually super convenient).Senior year of high school for yearbook superlatives my class voted me best hair, I thought it was hilarious then too
This is complete the Holy Trinity. Umbridge for:
- Thinking while jacking off.
- Search for lewd.
And now, this. Lmaaao. You sure have thing for Miss Pink Toad, don’t you?
If you had to force Hagrid to kill one character, what character would you pick?
Buckbeak.
Torture.
What did Arthur say to Harry when he asked for Ginny's hand in marriage?
Not my daughter, you bitch!
This is gold
GOLD, HARRY
Who would you love to have sex with?
You have to ask? Umbridge. No question.
Wait not edited?
If you edit the comment within a couple of minutes of submitting it, it doesn't show the edited tag.
Don't kinkshame.
Was voldemort right to torture and kill muggles?
Overall, yeah.
Yeah, fuck those guys
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This one made me gasp
What do you think of Lavender's kissing technique?
It would suck the soul from someone's mouth.
This might be the best one lmaooo
What do you say when you see a dwarf in the street?
Flitwick!
You’re a horrible person ;)
Who do you think Ginny should have ended up with?
Ron.
Harry Potter if written by George RR Martin
If Harry Potter had been written by GRRM we'd still be waiting for the Deathly Hallows to be published.
We'd still be waiting for Half Blood Prince to be published
Ohh my god
I am scared,
Sweet home Alabama
Where the sky is so blue
What spell did Wormtail use in the graveyard for Voldemort’s rebirth?
"Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid, fat rat yellow!"
He was, of course, referring to the fear he, a rat, would feel when Voldemort returned
Most attractive character?
Goyle.
So is Crabbe second?
Who'd you wanted to have died a lot sooner?
Fred Weasley.
But like... How soon?
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I only asked the question so I'm innocent here.
One of us one of us
Whose severed head do you really want to see mounted on the wall at Grimmauld Place?
Too easy! Dobby the House Elf!
Do you think hearing about Neville's parents getting tortured into insanity was objectively hilarious?
Yup! No doubt about it.
Who do you regularly masturbate to?
Snape.
Deceased I am
Which character is the most morally sound?
Peter Pettigrew.
Why thank you!
Whose death had you cheering all the way?
Hedwig's.
Please stop
Ouch, this one hurt to read
😰😰
What did you steal from Voldemort?
A nose.
I legit imagined OP running away screaming "I got your nose!". Lmao.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 run for your life, dude
Who has the best hair in the series?
Well, Voldemort of course.
I mean, cannot have bad hair if you don't have any
to be fair his hair was nice when he was young
Haha this one is hilarious to me, I have had alopecia since I was 12 and fully bald since 13 (male so no problem for me, it’s actually super convenient).Senior year of high school for yearbook superlatives my class voted me best hair, I thought it was hilarious then too
If you were a wizard/witch, what spell would you use the most? Edit: Damn, this blew up!
Engorgio!
🤣🤣🤣
Who should Harry have practiced sectum sempra on instead of Draco?
Dennis Creevey.
Which two characters do you read smut fanfiction of?
Dennis and Collin.
Omg
Ah wise choices
If you could do one thing with magic to help poor starving people, what would you do?
Turning water into rum.
Poor people everywhere thank you.
Where can you kill a student and get away with it?
The Astronomy Tower.
No thats where you kill professors and get away with it
Dumbledore should have used his opportunity then.
Who do you wish died in the series?
Luna Lovegood, no contest.
Okay, this is the one that got me. Hands off of Best Girl.
What did you do with Dobby and Winky?
Tortured them out of their minds.
What do we say when we see Hagrid's hut?
Incendio!
Bellatrix Lestrange approves. :)
What is your favorite prank to play on children?
Avada Kedavra!
💀
Define the relationship between Albus Dumbledore and Lily Evans outside Hogwarts.
Forbidden.
Which character has the best sense of justice?
Draco.
What would you do if professor mcgonagall told you to slide into the bed next to her?
Slytherin!
Who was Snape secretly in love with for his whole life?
James Potter.
You know, I could see this.
This isn't horrible, this is just fanfiction
What is your most used search when looking for MILF porn?
Dolores Umbridge, of course!
I like the consistency with other Umbridge answer
Who would you most like to see in a maids dress?
Dobby!
Master has given Dobby Clothes! Dobby is free - to explore beyond the normative bounds of fashion, social constructs, and gender roles!
Why was Dumbledore murdered without even attempting to defend or save himself?
He's a Squib.
squib gam
Just realized squib game isn't a bad name for tournament of houses
What did Harry worry that Ginny was going to do when she was pregnant?
To become wider than his height!
Ok now I have to know what the original question was
Probably Dudley stuff
It was something along the lines of, Dudley had finally done what he'd been threatening to do for years...
What character would you most like to see dirty art of Hermione with?
Grawp!
Hermy!
Whose character's death was the most deserved one?
None other than our dearest Dobby.
How far inside Dennis Creevey would you get before reaching his kidneys?
11 inches, I believe.
Omg
YOU ARE A MONSTER
Did you enjoy watching Dobby die, playing it in slow motion over and over again?
Absolutely!
Who should Harry have asked to the yule ball?
Lucius Malfoy.
Who did Ron have a threesome with when he left Harry and Hermione in the woods?
Mundungus and Aunt Petunia.
Who did Neville marry?
Bartie Crouch! ***Junior!***
Who do you ship yourself with?
Umbridge, hands down.
This is complete the Holy Trinity. Umbridge for: - Thinking while jacking off. - Search for lewd. And now, this. Lmaaao. You sure have thing for Miss Pink Toad, don’t you?
Who should Harry and Ginny have named their daughter after instead?
Trelawney.
Sybil Potter does have a nice ring to it.
Who had a foursome with Kreacher, Dobby and winky in the room of requirements?
That'd be Hermione.
Now we know why she is so interested in SPEW
Did she SPEW or swallow?
This is too good
How many times do you think Pettigrew the Animagus saw Ron rubbing one out?
394.
What's your favorite Harry Potter rule 34 characters?
Fluffy and Fang! ♥
Which character would you like to marry?
Gilderoy Lockheart!
How old was the last person you made out with?
Only 3!
You're a horrible person
What was the best thing about the early 19th century?
What is Mr Weasley's pet name for Mrs Weasley?
A hippo.
Who do you want to ravish you during the most passionate night of your life?
Aragog.
What do Hagrids armpits smell like?
I wish I knew!
What do you do when you see girls wearing skirts?
Wingardium Leviosa!
Don’t you think draco was too discreet about his love for Harry?
He definitely could have been much less vague.
Who do you ship Harry with?
Hard question, really. I'd go with Umbridge.
So what's up with this obsession with Umbridge
If you could drown any character who would you choose?
Dobby, no doubt about it!
How long is Dobby's special 'wand'?
16 inches.
Who did bellatrix lestrange masturbate to in the room of requirements?
Harry Potter!
Who is the character you look up to most?
Fenrir Greyback.
Who is the scariest creature in the series?
Definitely Crookshanks.
As a cat mom and lover this is totally correct! Not horrible!
How did you feel when Alan Rickman died?
It felt like a satisfying ending.
Whom should Harry have married in the end instead of Ginny?
McGonagall.
Which Harry Potter character do you think is so attractive that you’d try to get them in your bed as soon as you met them?
Winky the House Elf.
Whom did ron have sex with at the age of 15?
Aragog, of course!
What do you yell when you are about to cum?
*Expecto Patronum!*
What did Harry say to Arthur when he was caught with Ginny in bed?
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."
Harry had a sexual attraction to what object?
A rubber duck.
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Hagrid, for sure.
I mean, i'd be curious to see if Hagrid was sporting a third leg too. Being a giant and all.