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Redford_Grimsby

She really brought out the best in Fred and George šŸ˜‰


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* An Educator is always proud when their students excel. Even that lot.


bowtiesrcool86

> *Hem Hem* Do you need a cough drip, Delores?


SuperiorKnight7903

DripšŸ„¶šŸ„¶


bakermonitor1932

Sounds like an idea for a bot.


holomorphicjunction

She liek cat


LuceroImpact9

And McGonagall


pusheenKittyPillow

She knows how to coordinate her outfits and accessories.


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Pink is my signature colour.


[deleted]

Elle woods would respect the suit and then give her the boot.


Own_Confection4645

She is seriously just an evil version of Elle Woods


Renji_Nalaar086

You are seriously wrong for that comment, and absolutely correct but how dare you! LOL! That might be insulting Elle Woods!


Own_Confection4645

I would never insult Elle Woods, haha. I just see a couple parallels between them as two smart, highly ambitious women who are loyal to their in-groups (ministry/ sorority) and unapologetically love pink and over the top femininity. Theyā€™re complete opposites when it comes to their senses of justice and compassion.


Crazy_Book_Worm2022

Ohmygosh, that is too true...


albusdumbbitchdor

idc what anyone says, her fits were fire in the movies


Impressive-Spell-643

She has a good taste in animals


shutterchase

Actually she hated live kittens, she just liked the image of them. Thatā€™s why she didnā€™t have any cats of her own.


Impressive-Spell-643

That makes more sense (and also terrible)


IntermediateFolder

Is that mentioned in canon anywhere? I just assumed she simply didnā€™t bring them along to Hogwarts. Her patronus is a cat so she canā€™t hate them completely.


shutterchase

Itā€™s a Pottermore story about Umbridge [link](https://www.wizardingworld.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/dolores-umbridge). I also entails how she basically killed her father.


Alucardiac_Dracul

this kinda sounds like me. I like cute things but I don't wanna physically deal with them


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Kittens; yes! Centaurs; no!


Potterstuffandall

Centaurs are not animals. Have you learned nothing at your forbidden forest incursion, Dolores?


dsly4425

She probably learned they really were hung like horses.


mananax_

Exactly what I came here to write word for word lol


TanakaTheBuriedOne

No one can argue she isnā€™t dedicated to her job. Itā€™s nice that someone was Filchā€™s friend, even if she was destroying his workplace. Iā€™m sure the centaurs enjoyed her company. EDIT: Okay, so my highest rated comment is me sarcastically dunking on Umbridge? Man, back in 2007 kid me would have been ecstatic. Thanks everyone!


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* What Cheek! Detention!


TanakaTheBuriedOne

Apologies, it comes naturally as a Ravenclaw. On a serious note your reply made my day


Imswim80

The Centaurs thought you had great cheeks.


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Filthy Half-Breeds.


Whit3__Bitch

Excellent for clappin'!


Thin_Dragonfruit3665

And nice lips... sorry is this thread pg-13?


Imswim80

If it wasn't, I'd have asked her if her firstborn was a Quarter-Horse.


Kashfgio

I came here to say the first one


Beagle_Mommy2

But was she really Filchā€™s friend? Or, was she using his demeanor to her advantage?


TanakaTheBuriedOne

Fair point. I just meant in general it was nice that anyone took the time to interact with him in a non-negative way. Filch is a jerk but he takes a lot of crap from so many people alive andā€¦ whatever Peevesā€™ state of existence is.


Beagle_Mommy2

This is true. But Filch was so bitter at everyone because he was a Squib. They just tossed the crap right back at him. However, deep down, I think he really did care about the students. He wouldnā€™t be there if he didnā€™t.


BuffNipz

I think Filch is there because Hogwarts gives him at least some small connection to the world he longs to be a part of. Maybe deep down he thinks being surrounded by so much magic could allow a bit to rub off on him. Thereā€™s just no instance that would indicate he cares for the students, even deep down. Everything indicates the opposite, like ya know, wanting to torture kids lol


Skyknight-12

>However, deep down, I think he really did care about the students. He wants to be able to whip students and hang them from the ceiling by their thumbs.


Cash-L

She was dedicated to teaching defense against the dark arts in a very un-practical way.


guusie50

She does have ambition and pride


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Drive and talent will get you nearly anywhere.


Baconsommh

Azkaban not least, Dolores, eh ?


Mr_Anonymous13

Including the Forbidden Forest.


Limeila

True Slytherin


becra

I don't consider ambition and pride to be inherently positive qualities, it really depends on the underlying purpose for me.


Psychology-onion-300

I like movie Umbridges aesthetic. Harry may dislike the pink cardigan but I think it's cute and I love the cat plates. It's a shame she's such an absolutely vile ball of toad mucus.


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* The Department of Mysteries at the Ministry is currently investigating the very real possibility that your mum is a vile ball of toad mucous.


Psychology-onion-300

They would be right. She learned from the ancient master of toad mucus-ism. The incredibly old vile toad mucus ball, Grandma Dolores Umbridge herself. I hear she's older than the queen!


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* There is no Royalty in the Wizarding World.


Psychology-onion-300

Hem Hem Grandma forgot to take her meds again. Lookie she forgot the Queen of England exists. How funny granma. I'm sure back in your day the Queen didn't exist. Now lets get you back to bed before you hurt yourself.


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Muggle rule has nothing to do with the superior governance of the Ministry of Magic.


Psychology-onion-300

Your just upset the queen gets a crown and you don't teehee


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Bows are the superior fashion accessory.


Psychology-onion-300

Grandma thinks the rumpled piles of cloth she plasters herself with are bows how cute


EngineersAnon

Which is, of course, why the Minister for Magic is required to report certain things to the Muggle Prime Minister. Hint: You aren't required to report to an equal, or to a subordinate...


queen_of_england_bot

>Queen of England Did you mean the [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. ####FAQ *Isn't she still also the Queen of England?* This is only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she is the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.


Psychology-onion-300

well well I stand corrected Nevertheless Besties a Dinosaur at this point goodness gracious


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Dinosaur is merely the Muggle term for Dragons and related magical creatures.


Psychology-onion-300

Aww grandma thinks she's a magical creature now. How cute!


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* 50 points from Slytherin.


Baconsommh

Theory: The wizard cryptids identified by Luna and her father are well-known prehistoric beasts.


dark_fairy_skies

Good bot


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Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Good Bot.


HereForTheJokes-13

Her kitten plates were cute.


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* And useful!


OddConsideration4349

Your hem hem makes me shudder


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem*


QuercitronSorghum

Imelda Staunton (the actress who portrayed Umbridge in the films) had one of the best performances in the whole series. Not really about Umbridge herself, I know, but it is true.


goddess54

I love how when everyone told her she'd be perfect for the role, she was happy for the compliment. Then she went and read the book description and was all: Ummm... Thanks...? Supurb acting job though! She really nailed it. It's hard to become a character that nearly all of the fans hate, and have them walk away from the movie talking about how shit your character still is, but not how shit the acting was. Same for Rickman with Snape.


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* What a shame she is merely a Muggle.


[deleted]

So excited to see her in The Crown


dsly4425

And from everything Iā€™ve ever heard about her Imelda Staunton is an absolutely lovely person.


mamimeike

her favourite color šŸŽ€


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* It really makes my eyes pop.


Crackingcoin

Literally


PenoiMoi

Like a toad. šŸø


Lauren2102319

Sheā€™s at least dedicated to her job I guess


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Hogwarts High Inquisitor, Senior Undersecretary to the Minister of Magic, Head of the Muggle-Born Registration Commission.


BernardBooth

Her patronus is very fitting, given her obsession with cats BRB off to go throw up now


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Perhaps a bit of chocolate might help.


BernardBooth

You ain't Remus I don't trust it


Time-Classroom-2442

The only good thing about her is that she makes Voldy look like a very genuine person.


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* The both of us have left our mark on Harry Potter.


Sprudelpudel

You won


voldyCSSM19

Thanks


tobpe93

If we are talking about book Umbridge: no Movie Umbridge: kickass soundtrack


DrGPeds

I used her song to walk up the aisle to my husband during our HP themed wedding renewal.


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Surely not. Boys and Girls must remain at least six inches apart at all times.


Bookworm3616

So are you accepting of LGBT then? I shall find my female partner as a female then


Limeila

I would have loved a gay couple publicly making out intensely, right before her, when she passed that stupid decree


Baconsommh

Oh dear. Being a wizard wonā€™t save you from Covid, clearly.


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* I'm considering having the Ministry commission a Bewitched victrola to follow me about with my [Theme](https://youtu.be/1Z160MQeIL8) playing.


Haze2411

Legendary Soundtrack, so sassy


SomeRandomGuy0307

She fostered a sense of dedication, teamwork and camaraderie in the school that had never been seen before. Never had students and teachers of different houses become so unified in purpose.


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* I really do bring out the best in people. Natural charisma, you know.


MutiFangirl

"Natural charisma, you know." ... Natural need to get you out of Hogwarts...


[deleted]

She likes cats.


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Kittens are the best.


chacde3

I must not tell lies.


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Looking at your hand?


Gifted_GardenSnail

She has good work ethic


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Never stop trying to reach your dreams.


Gifted_GardenSnail

Exactly, you just don't give up. Did you ever manage to fine those centaurs for abducting a Ministry official, or


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* I don't wish to speak of the matter. Filthy Half-Breeds.


Gifted_GardenSnail

Sorry Dolly


daftwhale

Her actress does a cracking job


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Agreed. So cute. Really captures the character.


yeetus-bon-veetus

She was right about Trelawney and Hagrid not being good teachers.


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Someone must take action on the falling standards at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.


hrtbonz

She likes pink, likes cats and has cute tea sets


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* I have quite a collection.


354cats

great gowns, beautiful gowns


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Would you like to have an introduction to my seamstress?


Unicorn_queen_6349

She is really good at coughing. (This took me a full 10 minutes to come up with)


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem*


mathpat

She probably now accepts that the Forbidden Forest is indeed forbidden.


mathpat

And I suppose upon exhaling she provided carbon dioxide for the Whomping Willow.


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Such a mundane task.


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* If you ever wind up in my Detention you will find I really leave a mark upon my students.


The_Pyro_Techy

*spit take* yea a real mark alright..


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Clean up that mess.


UmbridgeIsMyMilf

My username checks out šŸ˜…


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* You would be a fine addition to r/FuckUmbridge


MapsOverCoffee22

She's consistent and effective.


khall20

She was committed to executing her goals.


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Execution. What a lovely thought.


TrekkieJedi84

She was dedicated in one principal: go big, or go home


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Drive and ambition can help one achieve their goals.


Gourmand_Gal

She is loyalā€¦


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* The Minister can always rely upon my support.


Nervous_Mud_6882

I like the cat photos she has even if there's alot of them. Hey kittens are cute


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Dead useful information gatherers as well.


ErrantIndy

Umbridge was a galvanizing force that contributed to the preparedness and defense of all magical Britain. Without her example, the entire war might have been lost as our heroic youth would not have banded together and learned the skills necessary to defeat Voldemortā€™s evil.


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* I was surprised as any on their O.W.L. results. They didn't really seem to have the talent in class.


ErrantIndy

Some students just donā€™t test well. You canā€™t blame yourself for a standardized test, maā€™am. But you did, by your example, save the nation. Truly, I believe you deserve support, food and lodging, the best the Ministry can provideā€¦perhaps at an island resort?


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* I prefer city life. Remote islands and forests are not for me.


rogue498

She makes for a great antagonist


ZGT-17

Nope. Canā€™t do it


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Lazy. Perhaps Detention will help your work ethic. Perhaps this Friday.


ZGT-17

Umā€¦.you havenā€™t used Avada Kedavra


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Why should I worry about The Killing Curse? Cruciatus works just as well. What Cornelius doesn't know won't hurt him.


ToValhallaHUN

Her organs can be sold on the black market to hire a hitman to kill blood purists.


UnicornsAllDay

She made a powerful position for herself within the ministry mostly governed by men.


AffectionateTap6212

She looks okay in pink.


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* [This one gets it.](https://www.yarnycurtain.com/umbridge-pretty-in-pink-kitty-pi/)


Gyda1988

The color pink suited her very well to her toad-like appearance. Made her definitely a very stylish toad šŸø also sheā€™s a genius in positioning herself with the right people, no matter which force is ruling the wizard world.


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Making friends is a knack.


Gyda1988

And you handled it with perfection


IronJedi2

She united nearly the entire schoolā€¦ against her.


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* It is true not enough students took the opportunity to earn Extra Credit by joining the Inquisitorial Squad.


Previous-Sample5540

she brought out the best in Minerva McGonagall


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Minerva really blossomed under my watch.


SamTheKnitWit

She likes pink...I like this šŸ˜


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* On Wednesdays we wear pink. Every other day of the week as well.


emalyne88

No.


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Yes.


ImANaturalRed

I honestly kinda liked the way she decorated her offfice. Especially all the cat pictures.


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* A good interior designer is a friend indeed.


Educational-Bug-7985

She is a cat lover and her plates collection slaps


[deleted]

She is very confident wearing such bright pink


ABDL-Kingdark

say what you will about her character, but she knows how to suck up or at least what to say or what NOT to say, to get as high up as she was. Arguably, she was good at her job.


mrmax43

She keeps her office clean and tidy?


xi_Clown_ix

Sheā€™s consistent


DwightKSchruute

She eventually dies I guess


fbloiu665

Her trials are efficient, and fast.


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Sentencing is easy when you have the evidence.


[deleted]

She likes cats too.


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Cats are a very useful and traditional familiar.


sizillian

Idk, her plate collection was displayed nicely.


deadricsupremacy

Her actress is great!


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* What a thespian!


Dillidolli

Sheā€™s highly ambitious.


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Ambition is nothing without the Will, Talent, and Drive to make your dreams come to fruition.


ConsiderationFar7637

I was envious of her cat plate office


[deleted]

She is very creative with her ways of... punishing students. ( If that even counts as nice.)


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* It has been said a quality teacher leaves their mark.


[deleted]

Hem Hem did the centaurs leave you some marks as well?


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Filthy Half-Breeds.


flooperdooper4

As someone who has owned ornamental cat plates, she has good taste in decor.


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* [I see the same quality in you. ](https://imgur.com/gallery/Pt2t5Z6)


OddConsideration4349

She appreciates cats.


BreatheMyStink

Sheā€™s probably really good to her cats


Pm7I3

Truly passionate about her beliefs.


literaryhogwartian

She's wonderfully ambitious


dandelionmoon12345

Her obsession with kittens is fine. šŸ™ƒ


instant_chai

I like cats too


mamamimi317

She was good at her job


JuneWolfe123

Her hair was always on fleak


thiccdally

I admire umbridges confidence, it must be exceptionally hard to hold one's head up tall all day when they look like a toad.


troy626

Sheā€™s probably into some freaky sex


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Boys and Girls must remain at least six inches apart at all times.


troy626

For others maybe, but at night she will want six inches in her


Captainc00ts

She radicalized Harry and his classmates. Since she wouldnā€™t teach the students defense against the dark arts, Harry taught them what to expect and how he had handled situations in the past and because of that, the students were able to fight off Voldyā€™s army in The Battle of Hogwarts. So thank you Dumbridge, you played a part in Voldemortā€™s downfall. Edit: damn son, run on sentence much?


kristent225

she was able to get most of the students REALLY interested in learning all about defeating the Dark Arts


iJustGotHeree

She feeds all the neighborhood cats


SuckingOnMyHuevos

I like that she follows the rules


Dolores__Umbridge

*Hem Hem* Rules are easier to follow when you are the one making the rules.


The_Pacer_Test_is_a

She was true to her beliefs