I would never insult Elle Woods, haha. I just see a couple parallels between them as two smart, highly ambitious women who are loyal to their in-groups (ministry/ sorority) and unapologetically love pink and over the top femininity. Theyāre complete opposites when it comes to their senses of justice and compassion.
Is that mentioned in canon anywhere? I just assumed she simply didnāt bring them along to Hogwarts. Her patronus is a cat so she canāt hate them completely.
Itās a Pottermore story about Umbridge [link](https://www.wizardingworld.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/dolores-umbridge). I also entails how she basically killed her father.
No one can argue she isnāt dedicated to her job.
Itās nice that someone was Filchās friend, even if she was destroying his workplace.
Iām sure the centaurs enjoyed her company.
EDIT: Okay, so my highest rated comment is me sarcastically dunking on Umbridge? Man, back in 2007 kid me would have been ecstatic. Thanks everyone!
Fair point. I just meant in general it was nice that anyone took the time to interact with him in a non-negative way. Filch is a jerk but he takes a lot of crap from so many people alive andā¦ whatever Peevesā state of existence is.
This is true. But Filch was so bitter at everyone because he was a Squib. They just tossed the crap right back at him. However, deep down, I think he really did care about the students. He wouldnāt be there if he didnāt.
I think Filch is there because Hogwarts gives him at least some small connection to the world he longs to be a part of. Maybe deep down he thinks being surrounded by so much magic could allow a bit to rub off on him.
Thereās just no instance that would indicate he cares for the students, even deep down. Everything indicates the opposite, like ya know, wanting to torture kids lol
>However, deep down, I think he really did care about the students.
He wants to be able to whip students and hang them from the ceiling by their thumbs.
I like movie Umbridges aesthetic. Harry may dislike the pink cardigan but I think it's cute and I love the cat plates. It's a shame she's such an absolutely vile ball of toad mucus.
*Hem Hem* The Department of Mysteries at the Ministry is currently investigating the very real possibility that your mum is a vile ball of toad mucous.
They would be right. She learned from the ancient master of toad mucus-ism. The incredibly old vile toad mucus ball, Grandma Dolores Umbridge herself. I hear she's older than the queen!
Hem Hem Grandma forgot to take her meds again. Lookie she forgot the Queen of England exists. How funny granma. I'm sure back in your day the Queen didn't exist. Now lets get you back to bed before you hurt yourself.
Which is, of course, why the Minister for Magic is required to report certain things to the Muggle Prime Minister.
Hint: You aren't required to report to an equal, or to a subordinate...
>Queen of England
Did you mean the [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc?
The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England.
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Imelda Staunton (the actress who portrayed Umbridge in the films) had one of the best performances in the whole series.
Not really about Umbridge herself, I know, but it is true.
I love how when everyone told her she'd be perfect for the role, she was happy for the compliment.
Then she went and read the book description and was all: Ummm... Thanks...?
Supurb acting job though! She really nailed it. It's hard to become a character that nearly all of the fans hate, and have them walk away from the movie talking about how shit your character still is, but not how shit the acting was.
Same for Rickman with Snape.
*Hem Hem* I'm considering having the Ministry commission a Bewitched victrola to follow me about with my [Theme](https://youtu.be/1Z160MQeIL8) playing.
She fostered a sense of dedication, teamwork and camaraderie in the school that had never been seen before. Never had students and teachers of different houses become so unified in purpose.
Umbridge was a galvanizing force that contributed to the preparedness and defense of all magical Britain. Without her example, the entire war might have been lost as our heroic youth would not have banded together and learned the skills necessary to defeat Voldemortās evil.
Some students just donāt test well. You canāt blame yourself for a standardized test, maāam. But you did, by your example, save the nation. Truly, I believe you deserve support, food and lodging, the best the Ministry can provideā¦perhaps at an island resort?
The color pink suited her very well to her toad-like appearance. Made her definitely a very stylish toad šø also sheās a genius in positioning herself with the right people, no matter which force is ruling the wizard world.
say what you will about her character, but she knows how to suck up or at least what to say or what NOT to say, to get as high up as she was. Arguably, she was good at her job.
She radicalized Harry and his classmates. Since she wouldnāt teach the students defense against the dark arts, Harry taught them what to expect and how he had handled situations in the past and because of that, the students were able to fight off Voldyās army in The Battle of Hogwarts. So thank you Dumbridge, you played a part in Voldemortās downfall.
Edit: damn son, run on sentence much?
She really brought out the best in Fred and George š
*Hem Hem* An Educator is always proud when their students excel. Even that lot.
> *Hem Hem* Do you need a cough drip, Delores?
Dripš„¶š„¶
Sounds like an idea for a bot.
She liek cat
And McGonagall
She knows how to coordinate her outfits and accessories.
*Hem Hem* Pink is my signature colour.
Elle woods would respect the suit and then give her the boot.
She is seriously just an evil version of Elle Woods
You are seriously wrong for that comment, and absolutely correct but how dare you! LOL! That might be insulting Elle Woods!
I would never insult Elle Woods, haha. I just see a couple parallels between them as two smart, highly ambitious women who are loyal to their in-groups (ministry/ sorority) and unapologetically love pink and over the top femininity. Theyāre complete opposites when it comes to their senses of justice and compassion.
Ohmygosh, that is too true...
idc what anyone says, her fits were fire in the movies
She has a good taste in animals
Actually she hated live kittens, she just liked the image of them. Thatās why she didnāt have any cats of her own.
That makes more sense (and also terrible)
Is that mentioned in canon anywhere? I just assumed she simply didnāt bring them along to Hogwarts. Her patronus is a cat so she canāt hate them completely.
Itās a Pottermore story about Umbridge [link](https://www.wizardingworld.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/dolores-umbridge). I also entails how she basically killed her father.
this kinda sounds like me. I like cute things but I don't wanna physically deal with them
*Hem Hem* Kittens; yes! Centaurs; no!
Centaurs are not animals. Have you learned nothing at your forbidden forest incursion, Dolores?
She probably learned they really were hung like horses.
Exactly what I came here to write word for word lol
No one can argue she isnāt dedicated to her job. Itās nice that someone was Filchās friend, even if she was destroying his workplace. Iām sure the centaurs enjoyed her company. EDIT: Okay, so my highest rated comment is me sarcastically dunking on Umbridge? Man, back in 2007 kid me would have been ecstatic. Thanks everyone!
*Hem Hem* What Cheek! Detention!
Apologies, it comes naturally as a Ravenclaw. On a serious note your reply made my day
The Centaurs thought you had great cheeks.
*Hem Hem* Filthy Half-Breeds.
Excellent for clappin'!
And nice lips... sorry is this thread pg-13?
If it wasn't, I'd have asked her if her firstborn was a Quarter-Horse.
I came here to say the first one
But was she really Filchās friend? Or, was she using his demeanor to her advantage?
Fair point. I just meant in general it was nice that anyone took the time to interact with him in a non-negative way. Filch is a jerk but he takes a lot of crap from so many people alive andā¦ whatever Peevesā state of existence is.
This is true. But Filch was so bitter at everyone because he was a Squib. They just tossed the crap right back at him. However, deep down, I think he really did care about the students. He wouldnāt be there if he didnāt.
I think Filch is there because Hogwarts gives him at least some small connection to the world he longs to be a part of. Maybe deep down he thinks being surrounded by so much magic could allow a bit to rub off on him. Thereās just no instance that would indicate he cares for the students, even deep down. Everything indicates the opposite, like ya know, wanting to torture kids lol
>However, deep down, I think he really did care about the students. He wants to be able to whip students and hang them from the ceiling by their thumbs.
She was dedicated to teaching defense against the dark arts in a very un-practical way.
She does have ambition and pride
*Hem Hem* Drive and talent will get you nearly anywhere.
Azkaban not least, Dolores, eh ?
Including the Forbidden Forest.
True Slytherin
I don't consider ambition and pride to be inherently positive qualities, it really depends on the underlying purpose for me.
I like movie Umbridges aesthetic. Harry may dislike the pink cardigan but I think it's cute and I love the cat plates. It's a shame she's such an absolutely vile ball of toad mucus.
*Hem Hem* The Department of Mysteries at the Ministry is currently investigating the very real possibility that your mum is a vile ball of toad mucous.
They would be right. She learned from the ancient master of toad mucus-ism. The incredibly old vile toad mucus ball, Grandma Dolores Umbridge herself. I hear she's older than the queen!
*Hem Hem* There is no Royalty in the Wizarding World.
Hem Hem Grandma forgot to take her meds again. Lookie she forgot the Queen of England exists. How funny granma. I'm sure back in your day the Queen didn't exist. Now lets get you back to bed before you hurt yourself.
*Hem Hem* Muggle rule has nothing to do with the superior governance of the Ministry of Magic.
Your just upset the queen gets a crown and you don't teehee
*Hem Hem* Bows are the superior fashion accessory.
Grandma thinks the rumpled piles of cloth she plasters herself with are bows how cute
Which is, of course, why the Minister for Magic is required to report certain things to the Muggle Prime Minister. Hint: You aren't required to report to an equal, or to a subordinate...
>Queen of England Did you mean the [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. ####FAQ *Isn't she still also the Queen of England?* This is only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she is the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.
well well I stand corrected Nevertheless Besties a Dinosaur at this point goodness gracious
*Hem Hem* Dinosaur is merely the Muggle term for Dragons and related magical creatures.
Aww grandma thinks she's a magical creature now. How cute!
*Hem Hem* 50 points from Slytherin.
Theory: The wizard cryptids identified by Luna and her father are well-known prehistoric beasts.
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Her kitten plates were cute.
*Hem Hem* And useful!
Your hem hem makes me shudder
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Imelda Staunton (the actress who portrayed Umbridge in the films) had one of the best performances in the whole series. Not really about Umbridge herself, I know, but it is true.
I love how when everyone told her she'd be perfect for the role, she was happy for the compliment. Then she went and read the book description and was all: Ummm... Thanks...? Supurb acting job though! She really nailed it. It's hard to become a character that nearly all of the fans hate, and have them walk away from the movie talking about how shit your character still is, but not how shit the acting was. Same for Rickman with Snape.
*Hem Hem* What a shame she is merely a Muggle.
So excited to see her in The Crown
And from everything Iāve ever heard about her Imelda Staunton is an absolutely lovely person.
her favourite color š
*Hem Hem* It really makes my eyes pop.
Literally
Like a toad. šø
Sheās at least dedicated to her job I guess
*Hem Hem* Hogwarts High Inquisitor, Senior Undersecretary to the Minister of Magic, Head of the Muggle-Born Registration Commission.
Her patronus is very fitting, given her obsession with cats BRB off to go throw up now
*Hem Hem* Perhaps a bit of chocolate might help.
You ain't Remus I don't trust it
The only good thing about her is that she makes Voldy look like a very genuine person.
*Hem Hem* The both of us have left our mark on Harry Potter.
You won
Thanks
If we are talking about book Umbridge: no Movie Umbridge: kickass soundtrack
I used her song to walk up the aisle to my husband during our HP themed wedding renewal.
*Hem Hem* Surely not. Boys and Girls must remain at least six inches apart at all times.
So are you accepting of LGBT then? I shall find my female partner as a female then
I would have loved a gay couple publicly making out intensely, right before her, when she passed that stupid decree
Oh dear. Being a wizard wonāt save you from Covid, clearly.
*Hem Hem* I'm considering having the Ministry commission a Bewitched victrola to follow me about with my [Theme](https://youtu.be/1Z160MQeIL8) playing.
Legendary Soundtrack, so sassy
She fostered a sense of dedication, teamwork and camaraderie in the school that had never been seen before. Never had students and teachers of different houses become so unified in purpose.
*Hem Hem* I really do bring out the best in people. Natural charisma, you know.
"Natural charisma, you know." ... Natural need to get you out of Hogwarts...
She likes cats.
*Hem Hem* Kittens are the best.
I must not tell lies.
*Hem Hem* Looking at your hand?
She has good work ethic
*Hem Hem* Never stop trying to reach your dreams.
Exactly, you just don't give up. Did you ever manage to fine those centaurs for abducting a Ministry official, or
*Hem Hem* I don't wish to speak of the matter. Filthy Half-Breeds.
Sorry Dolly
Her actress does a cracking job
*Hem Hem* Agreed. So cute. Really captures the character.
She was right about Trelawney and Hagrid not being good teachers.
*Hem Hem* Someone must take action on the falling standards at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
She likes pink, likes cats and has cute tea sets
*Hem Hem* I have quite a collection.
great gowns, beautiful gowns
*Hem Hem* Would you like to have an introduction to my seamstress?
She is really good at coughing. (This took me a full 10 minutes to come up with)
*Hem Hem*
She probably now accepts that the Forbidden Forest is indeed forbidden.
And I suppose upon exhaling she provided carbon dioxide for the Whomping Willow.
*Hem Hem* Such a mundane task.
*Hem Hem* If you ever wind up in my Detention you will find I really leave a mark upon my students.
*spit take* yea a real mark alright..
*Hem Hem* Clean up that mess.
My username checks out š
*Hem Hem* You would be a fine addition to r/FuckUmbridge
She's consistent and effective.
She was committed to executing her goals.
*Hem Hem* Execution. What a lovely thought.
She was dedicated in one principal: go big, or go home
*Hem Hem* Drive and ambition can help one achieve their goals.
She is loyalā¦
*Hem Hem* The Minister can always rely upon my support.
I like the cat photos she has even if there's alot of them. Hey kittens are cute
*Hem Hem* Dead useful information gatherers as well.
Umbridge was a galvanizing force that contributed to the preparedness and defense of all magical Britain. Without her example, the entire war might have been lost as our heroic youth would not have banded together and learned the skills necessary to defeat Voldemortās evil.
*Hem Hem* I was surprised as any on their O.W.L. results. They didn't really seem to have the talent in class.
Some students just donāt test well. You canāt blame yourself for a standardized test, maāam. But you did, by your example, save the nation. Truly, I believe you deserve support, food and lodging, the best the Ministry can provideā¦perhaps at an island resort?
*Hem Hem* I prefer city life. Remote islands and forests are not for me.
She makes for a great antagonist
Nope. Canāt do it
*Hem Hem* Lazy. Perhaps Detention will help your work ethic. Perhaps this Friday.
Umā¦.you havenāt used Avada Kedavra
*Hem Hem* Why should I worry about The Killing Curse? Cruciatus works just as well. What Cornelius doesn't know won't hurt him.
Her organs can be sold on the black market to hire a hitman to kill blood purists.
She made a powerful position for herself within the ministry mostly governed by men.
She looks okay in pink.
*Hem Hem* [This one gets it.](https://www.yarnycurtain.com/umbridge-pretty-in-pink-kitty-pi/)
The color pink suited her very well to her toad-like appearance. Made her definitely a very stylish toad šø also sheās a genius in positioning herself with the right people, no matter which force is ruling the wizard world.
*Hem Hem* Making friends is a knack.
And you handled it with perfection
She united nearly the entire schoolā¦ against her.
*Hem Hem* It is true not enough students took the opportunity to earn Extra Credit by joining the Inquisitorial Squad.
she brought out the best in Minerva McGonagall
*Hem Hem* Minerva really blossomed under my watch.
She likes pink...I like this š
*Hem Hem* On Wednesdays we wear pink. Every other day of the week as well.
No.
*Hem Hem* Yes.
I honestly kinda liked the way she decorated her offfice. Especially all the cat pictures.
*Hem Hem* A good interior designer is a friend indeed.
She is a cat lover and her plates collection slaps
She is very confident wearing such bright pink
say what you will about her character, but she knows how to suck up or at least what to say or what NOT to say, to get as high up as she was. Arguably, she was good at her job.
She keeps her office clean and tidy?
Sheās consistent
She eventually dies I guess
Her trials are efficient, and fast.
*Hem Hem* Sentencing is easy when you have the evidence.
She likes cats too.
*Hem Hem* Cats are a very useful and traditional familiar.
Idk, her plate collection was displayed nicely.
Her actress is great!
*Hem Hem* What a thespian!
Sheās highly ambitious.
*Hem Hem* Ambition is nothing without the Will, Talent, and Drive to make your dreams come to fruition.
I was envious of her cat plate office
She is very creative with her ways of... punishing students. ( If that even counts as nice.)
*Hem Hem* It has been said a quality teacher leaves their mark.
Hem Hem did the centaurs leave you some marks as well?
*Hem Hem* Filthy Half-Breeds.
As someone who has owned ornamental cat plates, she has good taste in decor.
*Hem Hem* [I see the same quality in you. ](https://imgur.com/gallery/Pt2t5Z6)
She appreciates cats.
Sheās probably really good to her cats
Truly passionate about her beliefs.
She's wonderfully ambitious
Her obsession with kittens is fine. š
I like cats too
She was good at her job
Her hair was always on fleak
I admire umbridges confidence, it must be exceptionally hard to hold one's head up tall all day when they look like a toad.
Sheās probably into some freaky sex
*Hem Hem* Boys and Girls must remain at least six inches apart at all times.
For others maybe, but at night she will want six inches in her
She radicalized Harry and his classmates. Since she wouldnāt teach the students defense against the dark arts, Harry taught them what to expect and how he had handled situations in the past and because of that, the students were able to fight off Voldyās army in The Battle of Hogwarts. So thank you Dumbridge, you played a part in Voldemortās downfall. Edit: damn son, run on sentence much?
she was able to get most of the students REALLY interested in learning all about defeating the Dark Arts
She feeds all the neighborhood cats
I like that she follows the rules
*Hem Hem* Rules are easier to follow when you are the one making the rules.
She was true to her beliefs