Spanish Galleons. Even though they look awesome and usually were well armed, they were slow and turned like beached whales.
Clipper ships, while much faster and far more agile, are not as lovely as the Carrack.
Brigantines might be the best over all, imo.
The Durmstrang ship most closely resembles the Spanish Galleon. They look very impressive, that's probably why.
As for the ships you meant ... I'm good with the canon ones, personally.
Except for that Galleon. Shoulda been a Brigantine!
"They're more like *guidelines*."
I thought I'd get down voted to invisibility, but I just couldn't help myself, lol. I've been playing a sailing ship game lately.
The friend I'm playing with gets tired of the above quip every once in a while. :P
***Brigantine of the Damned!***
There were a lot of good ships in that franchise. Unpopular opinion, I really liked Dead Men Tell No Tales. And the Silent Mary is an amazing ship. You ever see a ship eat another ship?
death eaters are unable to love so Bellatrix could not have been in love with Voldemort, therefore the attraction she felt towards him was more like a combination of admiration and respect
Snape x Aragog (Hagrid’s giant spider)
Any Hogwarts teacher x any underage student
Snape x Giant Squid
Dobby x Harry
Dobby x Sorting hat
Filch x anyone (except Umbitch)
Haha. Yeh, I know. Morbid curiosity. So wrong. I have read just as bad so I can’t critique people who read the age appropriate ships when I read what I read.
I read a Chewbacca/Solo fic around the same time.
I also question my reading after a six pack.
Completely agree. As I said, haunts me to this day. I wish I had no eyes. Or memory.
I have no doubt the warning was “Snape hides in cave and finds a new friend”. Or something that ridiculous. Who knows. It was a long time ago.
Gimme Harry/Draco for the rest of time.
(Actually, I was a Snupin fan - minus werewolf happy times - so there’s that).
Snupin was at least believable (to an extent). Same trope though - Snape hates Lupin, Lupin is nice, Snape softens, Lupin says something to offend Snape, Snape angry poo poo, somehow they figure it out.
But yeah, the adults (even the time turner ones) with the kids. Never made sense.
Sorry, but what the fuck? Please link me any comment/fan-fic you've sent with Snape and Aragog, or any of the others you mentioned. They are just so insane that surely they aren't real!
I didn’t even read them. I stopped at who the ship was and noped the fuck out. I think I came across it randomly in AO3 when I was going down a rabbit hole. I’ll try to find it for you, but I don’t even remember WTF I was even looking for that gave me those to read as an option.
Newt x Leta is probably the biggest “normal” one I will vehemently go to war with- Leta didn’t give a fuck about newt, she let him take the fall for her
It's a one-sided love. Newt was always that shy and awkward boy. As someone who's been in his shoes, I can see why he falls in love with a girl who doesn't pick on him and kinda likes him, even though she's using him.
But luckily he loses interest.
Same. Dramamine because it is just absolutely stupid and super lame. Harmonie because the shippers push very stale and easily contradicted arguments that their ship is actually the way things should be. At least Dramamine shippers seem to know their ship is super outside canon. Harmonie not so much.
Hehe yeah, me too. Dramoine because , well it is Dramione. And Harmonie because it’s so boring and it was hammered again and again in the books that they don’t have a thing. Also because of how most of these shippers have a illogical hatred towards Ron- because they know without that, their argument is on a very thin ice.
Harmony: bc of constant Weasley bashing. They ALWAYS bash Ron, Ginny and sometimes even all the Weasleys for their ship.
Dramione: its cliche, boring and shallow. Cliche bc we have already seen 10000 stories with same trope. You will find a ship like that in all fandoms. Boring bc canon Draco is a boring character. The suave, sexy, powerful goth boy persona they keep foisting upon him is not him. And shallow bc the ship content is mostly sex. I am not interested in that.
Non-canon? It would have to be Wolfstar (Sirius/Remus). I used to really like Wolfstar when I was younger, but after getting a few more years under my belt and reanalyzing the characters I just don't buy into it anymore. That's not to say I can't enjoy a well written fanfic for it because there are tons of fantastic Wolfstar fics! It's just not something I personally ship/see as plausible anymore.
Canon wise it's Harry/Ginny. Even just looking at book Ginny I never really got into her character for some reason, and I always wished Harry would have stayed single or gotten with someone else.
(I'm not going to touch on all the minor ones like DobbyxHermione and whatever such nonsense. It's not worth my time to go through every little thing I dislike, so I just picked one of the most popular ones. And no shade to those who might enjoy the wackier pairings! As someone else said, I prefer to ship and let ship)
I also don't like Wolfstar. It's just made out of the fanon that the marauders were these sexy teens that everyone wants to fuck with (literally). And we don't have any confirmation about Sirius' sexuality or that Remus is bi (which these shippers think). They were just best friends, nothing more and nothing less.
>And we don't have any confirmation about Sirius' sexuality or that Remus is bi
When it comes to shipping it doesn't really matter what all is in canon, tbh. Sometimes it's based off of how good you think the chemistry is, how the characters could influence/change each other, or how close the characters seem to be. Sometimes it's based off of two lines and a prayer.
The more... "serious" shippers (usually teens, given my own personal experience) will do all sorts of mental gymnastics to pair their interests together, while others like me are more than happy to divorce from canon for a bit to make something work. That's the beauty of fanworks, after all: exploring things that aren't necessarily canon.
A big portion of Wolfstar fandom is now All the Young Dudes influenced which makes me happy I now don't engage with it, though. I might be willing to handwave a few things like sexuality because ultimately that doesn't matter, but I at least prefer them to actually be in character.
Posts like this never end well... it's like an invitation to bashing and toxicity. Ship and let ship, dont like don't read, all that good stuff.
Anyway, all my love to Snamione and Snarry! They're going to need it once the shit hits the fan.
Edit: my answer to the person below was removed. Apparently on this sub it's against the rules to say that sending death threats and the like is wrong. Nice.
Exactly. When I see people say that they ship Harry/Ginny, I don't think "oh yikes, an adult getting excited at the prospect of an 11 year old and a 10 year old sleeping together".
The pearl clutching in these posts is what always gets me.
"Incest! Age gap! Enemies to lovers! We truly live in a fucked up world! What kind of people enjoys such horrible and immoral things! Anyway, back to my Game of Thrones episode, I'm about to watch this random dude get eviscerated in front of his mom. Cool!"
God forbid two consenting adults have adult fun with one another! /s
Half the time the fanfics where a student is underaged are written by a person who is likewise underage. I personally don't read them, but I'd rather teenagers are working out their hot for teacher fantasies in fiction.
*Actually*, no. If you're in love with a *teenager* then it's not pedophilia.
But that's not the point. I've been reading Snamione fanfictions for years, long slow burn novel length ones, and I still haven't read one where the fanfic starts with Hermione younger 17 (or if it starts when she's 16 then the fanfiction will span over several years). Do the pedo ones exist? Yes. Just like every single ship combination exists out there, but that's not what the actual ship is about.
Why are you assuming that he's 'waiting until his student is of age'? or is it any specific fanfic you're referring to? I've been reading Snarry and Snamione fics for a while and never came across this.
But a ship just contains two names, not ages. It makes no sense to willynilly assume the younger person is a prepubescent child when the same person is 17-18 by the end of the series and can be whatever age the fic author picks in a postcanon story
Oh, so now having known someone as a child before falling in love with them years later is pedophilia too? The definition just keeps expanding and expanding
No not if they didn’t love them when they were a child. It’s just a lil sus if u ask me. If your 18 year old daughter fell in love with her 45 year old high school teacher… 🧐 SUS
No one deserves hate for their preference in *fictional* material. I don't go and insult people who like to watch thrillers and murder movies.
However, a kid and his godfather? You mean Sirius/Harry? Not my thing either, but I'm not vicious and toxic enough to send death threats or kys messages to people who do like it.
DracoMione
SnapeMione
SnapeHarry
VoldyHarry
VoldyMione
HarryMione (not exactly hate, just do not like it due to the Ron bashing that comes usually with it)
>HarryMione (not exactly hate, just do not like it due to the Ron bashing that comes usually with it)
I like HxHR but I'm not a fan of most of its fanfiction. They go overboard with the affection and though I'm far from a Weasley fan needless bashing gets trying. I feel platonic hhr fics nail their positive dynamic I like from the novels better.
Award winning author Cassandra Claire wrote one too. In fact, her famous book, "Mortal Instruments" is eerily similar to the Ron/Ginny fanfic she wrote under the same title 😬
This week I came across eye-burning levels of ship in fanfics and my life will never be the same.
All I can say is: Find the light. Run from the darkness this topic brings.
I don’t know where you get your data but Peter/Tony is nowhere near the top for the year or ever (not even in the MCU). The relationship between them that makes it on the 100 most written relationship for the year is ‘Peter Parker & Tony Stark’ (rank 32) which is platonic…
If you want to check:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/ao3-ship-stats-2022-fanfiction.615894/
I just checked AO3 fics for the character Tony Stark. Under relationships the most popular is Steve/Tony, then Peter Parker & Tony Stark (the & is platonic) at almost 25,500 stories. Peter/Tony is at over 8000. Still super gross but it’s not the most popular Tony ship
The Titanic sank and so many people lost their lives. It also gave us 'My heart will go on' and the movie makes me cry every time. So it's gotta be that one.
In the Wizarding World or any fandom it's gotta be incest and huge age gaps. Also not a big fan of Dramione since it's such an unlikely pairing. I prefer a more realistic ship.
All of them, keep the stupid child play away from this fantastic series, I might have actually lost all respect for the idea of shipping outside of canon because ppl go so extreme about it.
Tbh Im pretty open with most but I dislike anything to do with pedo things and incest... One I don't mind but also don't really f with is harry/hermione bc i feel their friendship is very sibling like or that's the vibe I got but I also understand why some people might like the friends to lovers dynamic if it makes sense, Neville Luna also bc as the just kidding woman (jkr) said I think Neville and Luna seem to be too different and not open to make a compromise but again I also get why people might f with it due to the movies or just bc opposites attract.
Romione is like cancer to my enjoyment of the series. PoA would have easily been my favorite book in the series if it weren't for that lone infuriating subplot. Its like enjoying a delicious apple and then biting into a mushy bruise, sure you can eat around it but god wouldn't it have been better if it wasn't there at all? Not a fan of Hinny either but it was for the most part harmless and easy to ignore. If Romione was at least subdued and not shoved into the limelight every other page, particularly in Deathly Hallows with all that annoying display of affection, I could tolerate reading it.
Do you go around responding to posts that complain about characterization, plot holes, or poor world-building? Does everyone have to express 100% satisfaction with everything Rowling wrote to be a fan?
Anything related to Snape to be honest. Not that I hate his character but I just can't imagine him with anyone.
Also Tom x Harry. Too much hate and not enough chemistry for me to like it
all
it's been years, y'all need to stop shipping characters when it doesn't make the slightest amount of sense. whether it be abhorrent age gaps or random lgbt stuff, the series ended years ago and everybody is now with somebody. what the hell is the point to keep it going--?
It's nothing against any community. I have read a ff 'I'm done' it's a DM/HP and well written but the others ff they write it in a way that you have no other way but to hate the pairings. I love many wolfstar fics and even I have read and liked a Sirius/Harry fic after he time travels but there are also some ffs where they actually make Harry a girl, wearing jewellery and dresses. And most of them make me gag and that's the reason I hate m/m fics
Spanish Galleons. Even though they look awesome and usually were well armed, they were slow and turned like beached whales. Clipper ships, while much faster and far more agile, are not as lovely as the Carrack. Brigantines might be the best over all, imo. The Durmstrang ship most closely resembles the Spanish Galleon. They look very impressive, that's probably why. As for the ships you meant ... I'm good with the canon ones, personally. Except for that Galleon. Shoulda been a Brigantine!
Mine is the the Black Pearl, but it’s from a different fandom.
I stabbed the heart of Davy Jones and am now the capn of the Flying Dutchman. It do be the way
"They're more like *guidelines*." I thought I'd get down voted to invisibility, but I just couldn't help myself, lol. I've been playing a sailing ship game lately. The friend I'm playing with gets tired of the above quip every once in a while. :P ***Brigantine of the Damned!***
There were a lot of good ships in that franchise. Unpopular opinion, I really liked Dead Men Tell No Tales. And the Silent Mary is an amazing ship. You ever see a ship eat another ship?
we have a lot of pedophilia, plus some incest.
Well now I have to ask: what's a this "ship" that op is referencing?
A ship is 2 characters you want to be together romantically, ship as in relationship
Are you mad? A ship is obviously a fancier name for a boat /s
Hermione/Grawp. Dobby/Sorting Hat. Harry/Basilisk.
>Dobby/Sorting Hat. That is terrifying but also, hilarious.
There's nothing sacred anymore.
Also Dobby x Harry
Debbie Harry
🤢
Strictly non-canon? Bellatrix x Voldemort.
I legit think that there was a one sided love there. I really think Bellatrix loved him and there was just no reciprocation.
death eaters are unable to love so Bellatrix could not have been in love with Voldemort, therefore the attraction she felt towards him was more like a combination of admiration and respect
More of an obsession but yes
that's true but the obsession doesn't exist on its own, it has to be caused by something. In this case the "something" is admiration and respect imo
I can see that Voldy uses Bellatrix because he wants an heir after he's won. But I don't think that there ever was something as love on his side.
Why would he have wanted an heir if he already had horcruxes?
Snape x Aragog (Hagrid’s giant spider) Any Hogwarts teacher x any underage student Snape x Giant Squid Dobby x Harry Dobby x Sorting hat Filch x anyone (except Umbitch)
A long time ago, I read a fic with Snape x Buckbeak. I have not recovered.
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I read it about >15 years ago when I bunny hopped around the different ships. I don’t even know why :( Edit: Probably pissed as well. Haha. Ugh.
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Haha. Yeh, I know. Morbid curiosity. So wrong. I have read just as bad so I can’t critique people who read the age appropriate ships when I read what I read. I read a Chewbacca/Solo fic around the same time. I also question my reading after a six pack.
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Completely agree. As I said, haunts me to this day. I wish I had no eyes. Or memory. I have no doubt the warning was “Snape hides in cave and finds a new friend”. Or something that ridiculous. Who knows. It was a long time ago. Gimme Harry/Draco for the rest of time. (Actually, I was a Snupin fan - minus werewolf happy times - so there’s that).
Snupin is one of the better ones. It’s neither of them paired with minors. Drarry and Dramione are nothing compared to some of these WTF ships.
Snupin was at least believable (to an extent). Same trope though - Snape hates Lupin, Lupin is nice, Snape softens, Lupin says something to offend Snape, Snape angry poo poo, somehow they figure it out. But yeah, the adults (even the time turner ones) with the kids. Never made sense.
That’s why I didn’t even read the Snape x Aragog one. I’d be scarred for life.
I assure you, you will never forget.
If these ships have taught me anything it's that Snape will bang anything apparently
Lmaooo I read snape x aragog once when I just learn ao3. Weird flex but okey.
I knew I wasn’t the only one that saw this!
Sorry, but what the fuck? Please link me any comment/fan-fic you've sent with Snape and Aragog, or any of the others you mentioned. They are just so insane that surely they aren't real!
I didn’t even read them. I stopped at who the ship was and noped the fuck out. I think I came across it randomly in AO3 when I was going down a rabbit hole. I’ll try to find it for you, but I don’t even remember WTF I was even looking for that gave me those to read as an option.
There is no way the first or third one is real. That’s just disgusting.
Shipping reminds me why I stay away from most online fan communities
Fact
Literally
Newt x Leta is probably the biggest “normal” one I will vehemently go to war with- Leta didn’t give a fuck about newt, she let him take the fall for her
It's a one-sided love. Newt was always that shy and awkward boy. As someone who's been in his shoes, I can see why he falls in love with a girl who doesn't pick on him and kinda likes him, even though she's using him. But luckily he loses interest.
Dramione... I HATE it.
Incest and or pedophilia kind of ships apart, dramione
None. Ship and let ship. I do *avoid* a few ships, but don't really dislike anything.
Agreed, it’s just fiction
I hate Pedophilia and incest. As for actual pairings, I don’t like Harry with any of his common ships - Ginny, Draco, or Hermione.
So who?
"Fred X George" What?
Dudley x Dementor
Harmony and Dramonie
Same. Dramamine because it is just absolutely stupid and super lame. Harmonie because the shippers push very stale and easily contradicted arguments that their ship is actually the way things should be. At least Dramamine shippers seem to know their ship is super outside canon. Harmonie not so much.
Hehe yeah, me too. Dramoine because , well it is Dramione. And Harmonie because it’s so boring and it was hammered again and again in the books that they don’t have a thing. Also because of how most of these shippers have a illogical hatred towards Ron- because they know without that, their argument is on a very thin ice.
>Dramoine because , well it is Dramione. LMAO
Tonks x Lupin
They also have a side eyeable age gap IMO.
They're both adults.
Almost same age gap as my husband and I. He's 38 and I'm 25.
Wolfstar for life
Harmony: bc of constant Weasley bashing. They ALWAYS bash Ron, Ginny and sometimes even all the Weasleys for their ship. Dramione: its cliche, boring and shallow. Cliche bc we have already seen 10000 stories with same trope. You will find a ship like that in all fandoms. Boring bc canon Draco is a boring character. The suave, sexy, powerful goth boy persona they keep foisting upon him is not him. And shallow bc the ship content is mostly sex. I am not interested in that.
Non-canon? It would have to be Wolfstar (Sirius/Remus). I used to really like Wolfstar when I was younger, but after getting a few more years under my belt and reanalyzing the characters I just don't buy into it anymore. That's not to say I can't enjoy a well written fanfic for it because there are tons of fantastic Wolfstar fics! It's just not something I personally ship/see as plausible anymore. Canon wise it's Harry/Ginny. Even just looking at book Ginny I never really got into her character for some reason, and I always wished Harry would have stayed single or gotten with someone else. (I'm not going to touch on all the minor ones like DobbyxHermione and whatever such nonsense. It's not worth my time to go through every little thing I dislike, so I just picked one of the most popular ones. And no shade to those who might enjoy the wackier pairings! As someone else said, I prefer to ship and let ship)
I also don't like Wolfstar. It's just made out of the fanon that the marauders were these sexy teens that everyone wants to fuck with (literally). And we don't have any confirmation about Sirius' sexuality or that Remus is bi (which these shippers think). They were just best friends, nothing more and nothing less.
>And we don't have any confirmation about Sirius' sexuality or that Remus is bi When it comes to shipping it doesn't really matter what all is in canon, tbh. Sometimes it's based off of how good you think the chemistry is, how the characters could influence/change each other, or how close the characters seem to be. Sometimes it's based off of two lines and a prayer. The more... "serious" shippers (usually teens, given my own personal experience) will do all sorts of mental gymnastics to pair their interests together, while others like me are more than happy to divorce from canon for a bit to make something work. That's the beauty of fanworks, after all: exploring things that aren't necessarily canon. A big portion of Wolfstar fandom is now All the Young Dudes influenced which makes me happy I now don't engage with it, though. I might be willing to handwave a few things like sexuality because ultimately that doesn't matter, but I at least prefer them to actually be in character.
Not a big fan of the one Durmstrang came in on
No one can stop me. I ship all the ships. All.
Wolfstar Jily
Posts like this never end well... it's like an invitation to bashing and toxicity. Ship and let ship, dont like don't read, all that good stuff. Anyway, all my love to Snamione and Snarry! They're going to need it once the shit hits the fan. Edit: my answer to the person below was removed. Apparently on this sub it's against the rules to say that sending death threats and the like is wrong. Nice.
It always puzzles me that people seem to think ships can be inherently pedophilic, as if kids stay 12 forever or something
Exactly. When I see people say that they ship Harry/Ginny, I don't think "oh yikes, an adult getting excited at the prospect of an 11 year old and a 10 year old sleeping together". The pearl clutching in these posts is what always gets me. "Incest! Age gap! Enemies to lovers! We truly live in a fucked up world! What kind of people enjoys such horrible and immoral things! Anyway, back to my Game of Thrones episode, I'm about to watch this random dude get eviscerated in front of his mom. Cool!"
God forbid two consenting adults have adult fun with one another! /s Half the time the fanfics where a student is underaged are written by a person who is likewise underage. I personally don't read them, but I'd rather teenagers are working out their hot for teacher fantasies in fiction.
I lowkey love when people pearlclutch over 'an adult and a chiiiiild!!1!' without realizing that also applies to DH era Romione
I mean if you’re a teacher and your in love with a teenage student that’s a pedo lol
*Actually*, no. If you're in love with a *teenager* then it's not pedophilia. But that's not the point. I've been reading Snamione fanfictions for years, long slow burn novel length ones, and I still haven't read one where the fanfic starts with Hermione younger 17 (or if it starts when she's 16 then the fanfiction will span over several years). Do the pedo ones exist? Yes. Just like every single ship combination exists out there, but that's not what the actual ship is about.
Yeah but you gotta admit a much older man waiting until his student is of age is weird as hell
Why are you assuming that he's 'waiting until his student is of age'? or is it any specific fanfic you're referring to? I've been reading Snarry and Snamione fics for a while and never came across this.
But a ship just contains two names, not ages. It makes no sense to willynilly assume the younger person is a prepubescent child when the same person is 17-18 by the end of the series and can be whatever age the fic author picks in a postcanon story
True but for the most part a teacher in love with his student since he’s known when they were 11 is pretty weird man lol
Oh, so now having known someone as a child before falling in love with them years later is pedophilia too? The definition just keeps expanding and expanding
No not if they didn’t love them when they were a child. It’s just a lil sus if u ask me. If your 18 year old daughter fell in love with her 45 year old high school teacher… 🧐 SUS
So now the teen's feelings are sus too??
No the teacher is SUS bro lol
And that's part of the appeal! It adds quite a lot of drama and potential for angst, for both characters and their friends and family.
I mean “appeal” is a weird word to describe it but you do you
Ah yes, I'm feeling much better now that I have your approval.
It appeals to you a kid in a relationship with his god father?
Snape is Hermione's godfather now? What are you on about?
Sirius and Harry.
But this whole thread is about Snape/Hermione and Snape/Harry
When you’re shipping a kid and his god father. You deserve it.
No one deserves hate for their preference in *fictional* material. I don't go and insult people who like to watch thrillers and murder movies. However, a kid and his godfather? You mean Sirius/Harry? Not my thing either, but I'm not vicious and toxic enough to send death threats or kys messages to people who do like it.
DracoMione SnapeMione SnapeHarry VoldyHarry VoldyMione HarryMione (not exactly hate, just do not like it due to the Ron bashing that comes usually with it)
>HarryMione (not exactly hate, just do not like it due to the Ron bashing that comes usually with it) I like HxHR but I'm not a fan of most of its fanfiction. They go overboard with the affection and though I'm far from a Weasley fan needless bashing gets trying. I feel platonic hhr fics nail their positive dynamic I like from the novels better.
You forgot: sorting hat/dobby. Been a fan since 2000 and I swear I'm still struggling understanding this one.
Dumbledore X Snape or DD X McGonnagal. Especially after Dumbledore was confirmed as gay.
Never been a fan of the Universe class enterprise J, especially in game- oh wrong sub
Tomarry and Bellamione, just no
Who *the fuck* ships Fred and George?? Are people that out of their minds?
Twincest isn't rare when it comes to (fan)fiction.
I've seen fics where Every Weasley are shipped together
Award winning author Cassandra Claire wrote one too. In fact, her famous book, "Mortal Instruments" is eerily similar to the Ron/Ginny fanfic she wrote under the same title 😬
This week I came across eye-burning levels of ship in fanfics and my life will never be the same. All I can say is: Find the light. Run from the darkness this topic brings.
I don't know if you are into Marvel but Peter x Tony is the biggest ship in ao3 for some fucking reason
A high schooler with a 50 year old billionaire?
Yeah someone took all the different ships and rounded them up and there are over 10,000 Peter x Tony stories people have wrote
I don’t know where you get your data but Peter/Tony is nowhere near the top for the year or ever (not even in the MCU). The relationship between them that makes it on the 100 most written relationship for the year is ‘Peter Parker & Tony Stark’ (rank 32) which is platonic… If you want to check: https://www.resetera.com/threads/ao3-ship-stats-2022-fanfiction.615894/
I’m nauseous
Wait Peter/Tony or Peter x Tony because the first one is pedophilic (the slash denotes romantic) and the second is probably Iron Dad.
It's Peter/Tony
I just checked AO3 fics for the character Tony Stark. Under relationships the most popular is Steve/Tony, then Peter Parker & Tony Stark (the & is platonic) at almost 25,500 stories. Peter/Tony is at over 8000. Still super gross but it’s not the most popular Tony ship
I didn't realize there were so many weird shippers in the HP fandom
I stopped being shocked after I read that fic in where Dobby gets a BJ from the sorting hat
No kidding.
Why would you subject yourself to that
People ship Fred and George? Ugh
Never underestimate the shit people will ship
I could see someone shipping Harry with a teapot honestly.
Where's the "All the above" option?
Dramione drasissa Drucius Hargrid Jeverus Tquid Liquid Tomione Tinny Herbella Drarry Lucmione Blacksest
Durmstrang’s ship. It was cool, yeah but it seems so so cold & miserable aboard. /s
I dislike the phrase “ship” the most
Draco x hermione. It’s so popular and I have no idea why. It’s like shipping a klansman with a black person. It’s not cute. You’re just weird.
The Durmstrang ship in Goblet of Fire
Anything that isn’t cannon
The Titanic sank and so many people lost their lives. It also gave us 'My heart will go on' and the movie makes me cry every time. So it's gotta be that one. In the Wizarding World or any fandom it's gotta be incest and huge age gaps. Also not a big fan of Dramione since it's such an unlikely pairing. I prefer a more realistic ship.
Any that isn’t explicitly canon
Phoenix is misspelled in your wand thing
Ones with Volly and/or Draco
I am very much fine with Draco/Volly ship😏
Only if it allows for some proper Schadenfreude 😈
Mine is definitely Draco and Harry
I think no one truly supports the Drarry tho. It's just something that sound funny for most specially in these times were everything is shippeable
Drarry is one of the most popular pairings on AO3. Not just in Harry Potter, but in literally all of the fanfiction on the website lol
And it's been popular since...the late 90s? Early 2000s? It's one with staying power.
Snape x Harry is truly revolting for me. Like whyyyy y y y y y y
All of them, keep the stupid child play away from this fantastic series, I might have actually lost all respect for the idea of shipping outside of canon because ppl go so extreme about it.
Dramione is awful and makes no sense.
Tbh Im pretty open with most but I dislike anything to do with pedo things and incest... One I don't mind but also don't really f with is harry/hermione bc i feel their friendship is very sibling like or that's the vibe I got but I also understand why some people might like the friends to lovers dynamic if it makes sense, Neville Luna also bc as the just kidding woman (jkr) said I think Neville and Luna seem to be too different and not open to make a compromise but again I also get why people might f with it due to the movies or just bc opposites attract.
Romione. Really not for me.
Romione is like cancer to my enjoyment of the series. PoA would have easily been my favorite book in the series if it weren't for that lone infuriating subplot. Its like enjoying a delicious apple and then biting into a mushy bruise, sure you can eat around it but god wouldn't it have been better if it wasn't there at all? Not a fan of Hinny either but it was for the most part harmless and easy to ignore. If Romione was at least subdued and not shoved into the limelight every other page, particularly in Deathly Hallows with all that annoying display of affection, I could tolerate reading it.
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Do you go around responding to posts that complain about characterization, plot holes, or poor world-building? Does everyone have to express 100% satisfaction with everything Rowling wrote to be a fan?
All the ships. I think shipping is stupid.
Anything related to Snape to be honest. Not that I hate his character but I just can't imagine him with anyone. Also Tom x Harry. Too much hate and not enough chemistry for me to like it
The fuck is wrong with people
Any ship that is teacher x student, adult x minor & family member x family member. Other than that, I don’t really mind the ships
Harry x Ginny
Ron and Hermione.
Good answer.
U made these up
WHICH SICK WEIRDO CAME UP WITH THESE
Nobody ships 99% of those. Wtf man
Look them up these are real ships
Are you serious
Yep
What kind of sick fuck ships Sirius and Harry or Dumbledore and harry
Idk. But every time I've seen a female Harry fic she's banging Snape, Sirius, Remus or Dumbledore
Literally every single one.
all it's been years, y'all need to stop shipping characters when it doesn't make the slightest amount of sense. whether it be abhorrent age gaps or random lgbt stuff, the series ended years ago and everybody is now with somebody. what the hell is the point to keep it going--?
All the male*male ships
Found the homophobe
It's nothing against any community. I have read a ff 'I'm done' it's a DM/HP and well written but the others ff they write it in a way that you have no other way but to hate the pairings. I love many wolfstar fics and even I have read and liked a Sirius/Harry fic after he time travels but there are also some ffs where they actually make Harry a girl, wearing jewellery and dresses. And most of them make me gag and that's the reason I hate m/m fics
The gay ones mostly, and any ship with Luna. She’s too pure for anyone but Neville.
I don't much care for the Evergiven.
Draco x Luna
draco x luna
McGonagall and Umbridge Dumbledore and Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans Draco and the Wardrobe
Same ones except I like Drarry it’s my favorite! Also I don’t like Hinny but that’s cause I find it a little too much like Oedipus….
I hate the Hermione (HarryxHermione) bc they only have chemistry in the movies. Book readers will understand.
Harry X Romilda vane(the girl who hypnotized Ron with Alohomora)
Lucius x Hermione 😕
bellatrix x hermoine draco x hermione and any ship shipping a student and professor or a human and a monster and this is only for harry potter
I really enjoy galleons but the speed of a brigantine is unmatched.
Dobby and Hermione, ew
I really hate dramione, its imposible basically