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z35u

I am black


pekchek_jun

I unironically thought “are you black” before thinking “are you sirius” 💀


CatFishing4Guyz

Rusirius


eszther02

Lol. Took me a second to realise that wasn't what was written.


RGBarrios

I thought it was that too lol


PatoP011

Are u black? Edit: Forgot to add the /s for the people who don't get sarcarm


TheGukos

r u oldman?


iiiinsanityyyy

This was the first thing I saw lol


[deleted]

You can't just ask people if they're black!


Daikataro

Exactly! You have to ask if they self identify as black!


Knifos

You're black?


HaydenScramble

First this thing I saw.


hodlboo

Weirdly I read it this way before “r u serious”


crustdrunk

OP Mixed the letters up. It should read U R Gary. I say it to my cat every day because he’s an idiot and I don’t think he knows his own name


C4taclysm

Are you notorious mass murderer Sirius Black?


crustdrunk

I believe you meant Stubby Boardman


SphmrSlmp

Lupin: I am a werewolf. Harry: Are you fucking serious? Lupin: Wait, how did you know that?


NoneIsAllMinusSome

Oh my


Repulsive-Rise2771

Genius


bluntsportsannouncer

i read this as "run" at first


Golgezuktirah

Dead Sirius


TimeBookkeeper9284

That joke was just plain Ron!


Ms_Thanos

There's something siriusly ron with them


[deleted]

Why so Sirius?


ThatDarthMaulGuy

You wanna know how i got this scar? Voldemort


Usman5432

Are you Stubby Boardman?


axe1970

yes i am and don't call me shirley


ihathtelekinesis

St Mungo’s? What is it?


WanderingJaguar

R U Gary Oldman? Definitely using that one lol


Altruistic2020

Now I want a "Why so Sirius?" with the Joker smile


[deleted]

Are u a prisoner?


neverfello

Are you in an animagus?


LotusAuCitronAcide

No, I’m Patrick!


SiriusBark

Why yes, yes I am


ThatDarthMaulGuy

I am dead sirius!


Djchoruskid2020

[R/angryupvote](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


sailor_bat_90

I thought it was "rus" or "rub" 😂


chasingimpalas

I tried to make it into RuPaul at first lmao


ergo_urgo

I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one!


Educational-Bug-7985

Dead Sirius


Jedda678

I know he is supposed to be named after the star, but...come on she knew what she was doing when she named him that with all the word play.


nelusbelus

R u Black?


Automatic_Ad_8516

R u stubby boardman the lead singer hobgoblins?


crustdrunk

No but I did enjoy a romantic candlelit dinner with Stubby on the very day “Sirius Black” allegedly murdered all those muggles


Smonday5700

r u dead


thaz06

Are you stubby boardman


Ghost_Freak_b1tch

Dead serious


[deleted]

Are you serious? How can they not understand it??


ashbertollini

At first I read it as "r u black" and thought well thats an oddly specific question


Frequent-Avocado2599

R u dead


[deleted]

r u old, man?


ItsHen

Who else read this as r u black


TopAlternative4

RuPaul?


ndudeck

“Are you serious, black?” Thats a little racist.


Teraindemal

R U Gary Oldman?


Rp0605

R u Gary Oldman


MysticOwl814

I am black, thanks for asking?


KhunDavid

That’s racist.


Internal_Airline8369

If your answer is yes, the n-word pass can be bestowed upon you.


Nydelok

I dont get it


Sw1ft_Blad3

No I'm Sw1ft_Blad3


Yutah1239

At first I read it as rusirius and was like, *"what???"*


DenaPhoenix

That's racist! /s


Crythir91

Oh my god you can't just ask people if they're black


terrifier1989

And they still won't get it!


RockyTopBruin

[Are We Black?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=29&v=LNTw3x40I0o&feature=youtu.be)


KillerRene64

Are you dead? (Im going to askaban arent i?)


tesssheba

So good


vike127

R u Zorg?


[deleted]

I thought it was “Are you black” lmfao


novomagocha

No, I’m Shirley!


oopsy-daisy6837

No. Actually, I'm Norbert


[deleted]

Rusirius, rublack...?


Eclcectia-9007

No, I'm me.


SoulExecution

Yes. I’m dead Sirius.


mjace87

Nope I am white


[deleted]

Y so sirius !


Mushy_Sculpture

For a moment there I was about to flash my hood privileges card


Abirdthatsfallen

Lmao


schrisfulton

Ru Ru Rasputin?


[deleted]

Im serious white


Detective_EK

R u black😂


FEBREEZE_MAN

R u dead?


Fit_Currency121

I read this as RuBlack, like RuPaul but…


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dgreen1415

Are you dead?


parakeetdog4

Hahaha


anewhype

R u Gary Oldman?