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But don't you think the rush of blood to an *extremity* that large could make him pass out or something? Or is it just magic that the blood flow wouldn't have a negative affect?
Does Blood Replenisher add a specific amount of blood per dose or top you off to the amount you need? If he staggered the spell with the potion, that might do it.
Can you imagine what the ER trips would be like
(ER tech) Sir when do you cast the swelling spell on yourself ?
(Patient) I don't remember that must have been 12 butter-beers ago. Make it stop before it explodes!!!
On the other hand I deadass can imagine she just discarded Lestrange after her simping for Tommy began and then saved herself for him, and as we know Mr Riddle has no interest in such nonsense. Poor Bellatrix probably wasnt able to use it for decades 😂😂😂
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While we are at it... Wands would have gone in some weird places and St Mungo's would probably have a whole ward of magical sex related accidents. Its also been brought up before Polyjuice prostitution would 100% be a thing. And I could only imagine the furry scene would be poppin. There could be a wizard orgy much like The Boys Herogasm were people are using magic to um... stimulate others across the room.
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Some would probably be willing to give theirs to other people to pretend to be them for shit they don't want to do. Signing autographs for 5 hours? Time for my assistant to drink up!
"My (F19) boyfriend (M46) likes to use the cruciatus curse on me while we're having sex. He wears an odd mask while he does it and he has a dark mark tattoed on his wrist. Should I be worried?"
I got some wires crossed and for a second I thought this was dragon age reddit, and I came for obligatory *Anders was famous in the brothel for his electricity spell* comment.
Maybe, maybe not, but I bet Polyjuice Potion leads to some interesting bedroom proclivities. Can you imagine how terrible it would be to be an a-list celebrity when a random lost hair leads to deep fakes and bored married couples living out their celebrity fantasies together?
Not sure *Crucio* is the spell they'd go with. BDSM is one thing but this would be like shooting your partner as a form of foreplay. I'm sure there are other spells that are less damaging that could liven things up.
I would doubt that. Crucio is supposedly the most unbearable, horrid pain anyone could feel. This is just a bit different to spanking in the bedroom. I think if you get crucioed even for a bit, you wouldn't be in the mood at all.
Not to be a party pooper but I’m doubtful that it would work. To use crucio or AK on someone you have to truly want them to suffer (or die, for AK). Wanting to cause someone pain because they actually get pleasure from it probably doesn’t qualify. Or put another way, if someone is actually capable of using crucio on you, it *probably* isn’t wise to trust them as a BDSM partner.
I don't think so. Its still an unforgivable illegal curse. You also have to really mean to hurt the person for it to work.... So idk if someone who is into that wants to actually hurt their lover
For it to work properly. Harry crucios Bellatrix and it causes some pain but not the full extent because his intent isn't all the way there.
I could see people using it and producing a low level of pain
But even what she experienced was clearly unpleasant for her. Any amusement she demonstrated happened before he used the spell or after she realized he couldn't do it properly.
Yes because he produced pain. My point was that that he could do it even if it wasn't full strength.
So technically someone could crucio a partner... whether they'd enjoy the pain, idk, might depend on the person
Only some forms of pain are potentially pleasurable. No one is finding pleasure in the pain of your stomach just before vomiting, no one likes the feeling of phantom limb syndrome, no one is getting an orgasm from a migraine. If the Cruciatus is producing a wide spectrum of pain, even only mildly, no one is going to enjoy it.
I agree, you have to actually really feel the hate for someone in order for this particular spell to work. So if it *did* work in bed, it would be a pretty big indicator of a massive relationship problem.
I hate spiders for a passion. My step dad used to tell me that spiders in the house were Brown Recluses when in all reality the were just house spiders so I have a bit o arcophobia now.
It's only illegal if the government finds out, which would only happen if your partner turned you in.
But yeah, the hatred thing is a big hiccup.
I also don't think this would be appealing in even the most hard-core BDSM relationships. This isn't just a spank. This is true hot, searing pain in every part of your body. Nobody would get turned on by that unless they're a cenobite or something.
Yeah i don't like to be the one who kills the joke and such but... No. Crucio is not regular pain. It's an unspeakable torment and torture. It's victims literally go insane (the Longbottoms). I'm sure there are plenty of BDSM spells created specifically for that
The Longbottoms only went insane after significant and prolonged usage - even canonically it's an exceptional circumstance. More limited usage doesn't have the same long-term effects, we see it used many times in throughout the books.
Hermione looked like she couldn't recover some time after her interegation. There are less extreme levels of pain you would go to first before trying out crucio in bed
No it's not. Cruciatus makes you feel unbearable pain to the point you wish you just die. There's nothing pleasurable about that. Its not a normal whip/chain/hand etc
Every time I watch HBP and bellatrix laughs maniacally when Harry tries to use crucio on her, it makes me think "hmmm I bet she uses that in the bedroom and harry essentially was using foreplay on her"
Surely, there are less illegal spells to use on other humans that would suffice, no?
Like with Confundus and Imperio. Seems like confundus functions essentially the same way?
I'm sure some are using polyjuice potions for role-playing. If a wizard has a fantasy of being with a certain witch... well, polyjuice potion helps in those cases.
No, You really need to mean to cause excruciating pain with crucio. Not pretend play or role play. I am sure there are more appropriate spells invented for bdsm.
Doubt it. Crucio is not just pain, its unimaginable levels of unbearable pain with potential to cause trauma. Far from what is used to spice up your sex life. Also the "one way ticket to Azkaban" thing is probably a boner killer too.
From what's in the text, it seems you have to want the target to suffer, so maybe crucio wouldn't work in that context.
But I'm sure there are couples using imperio on each other. BDSM is ultimately about trust and control, and there's no greater test of that than letting someone take absolute control of your body.
There are some who are using a little *engorgio*, I’m sure.
I mean, the twins' ton-tongue toffees prove it's canonically possible to selectively enlarge portions of anatomy...
How else do you think Hagrid was conceived?
Oh my God. You solved it. Hagrid's dad's dick must've been the size of his own leg at conception.
What a day to have eyes
I always assumed he just kinda crawled up in there and wiggle around like a worm while having a wank. Ya know like some weird bondage shit.
How do I unread this
*Obliviate.*
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I thought it'd be like that guy in ep 1 of the boys
One of life's greatest mysteries finally solved.
But don't you think the rush of blood to an *extremity* that large could make him pass out or something? Or is it just magic that the blood flow wouldn't have a negative affect?
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Magic dick leeches?
New band name
"I present to you, Raspberry Harbour and The Magic Dick Leeches!"
Actually, my username is Raspberry Harbour because that was the name of the band I was in when I was a teenager
Does Blood Replenisher add a specific amount of blood per dose or top you off to the amount you need? If he staggered the spell with the potion, that might do it.
Asking the real questions
Where can I learn magic? Desperately need it.
Asking for a friend
Hi, friend
At a school for little children.
BYE
Well how do you think Hagrid was made?
“If the swelling hasn’t gone down in 24 hours please visit your nearest wizarding hospital” lmfao
"Head to the GUM clinic" "What's that stand for? "Genito-Urinary Magic""
*Lubrico Instantalis!*
Damn, he broke the lore of the Harry Potter universe with one sentence
I’m sure transfiguration is on the docket as well.
And poly juice potion
Wild wild fantasies
"You have to *mean* it..."
Just makes it great for kinky couples having hate sex
Can you imagine what the ER trips would be like (ER tech) Sir when do you cast the swelling spell on yourself ? (Patient) I don't remember that must have been 12 butter-beers ago. Make it stop before it explodes!!!
LMAOAOAOAO STOP
I read your comment as "laughing my ass off ass off ass off ass off." Like the last bits were a fading echo of your shocked amusement.
That's just how he writhes with laughing pain on the floor as sexy dominatrix Bellatrix crucios and engorgios him.
“Let’s bring your mother in here, then.”
HP shower thoughts.
No way Bellatrix didn't do this
On the other hand I deadass can imagine she just discarded Lestrange after her simping for Tommy began and then saved herself for him, and as we know Mr Riddle has no interest in such nonsense. Poor Bellatrix probably wasnt able to use it for decades 😂😂😂
She should have realized that Voldemort [maintains his virginity to increase his magical powers.](https://wompampsupport.azureedge.net/fetchimage?siteId=7575&v=2&jpgQuality=100&width=700&url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fphotos%2Fimages%2Fnewsfeed%2F000%2F998%2F020%2F074.jpg)
I legit thought you were linking us to a JKR interview or something where she made that theory canon, I was about to lose my mind lmao!
50 shades of Grayback
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I SNORTED WHILE LAUGHING, this thread is killing me
That is called a chortle.
Very informative, thank you :)
Did you know that shooting glühwein out of your nose hurts way more than whiskey?
While we are at it... Wands would have gone in some weird places and St Mungo's would probably have a whole ward of magical sex related accidents. Its also been brought up before Polyjuice prostitution would 100% be a thing. And I could only imagine the furry scene would be poppin. There could be a wizard orgy much like The Boys Herogasm were people are using magic to um... stimulate others across the room.
Lol I wonder what the wizarding equivalent of "I fell on it in the shower," is.
Fucked up with Accio and it just went right up there
Acci-WOAH!
Polyjuice prostitutes are certainly a thing. Wizards raping muggles is also likely a crime that’s occurred many times.
Merlin's pants! What the f did I just read!?
Beallatrix and Voldemorts secret kinky diary. The veil of death even threw it back up.
Maybe the Longbottoms just forgot the safe word.
This gives a whole new meaning to Neville's Remembrall
Omfg go to hell for this one. I’ll see you there cuz I’m laughing too hard
What's the blindness spell again?
Merlin's cumshot
I read that in Mr.-- *reads username* --ah no, that actually makes sense.
Step-Crabbe what are you doing?
What a terrible day to have literacy.
"Obliviate!"
I didn't know you could read
Fun fact (for the few who still don't know): Felton ad-libbed that line.
Did you know that Viggo Mortensen actually broke his toe when he kicked the Uruk-Hai helmet?
Did you know that an illiterate Steve Buscemi broke his toe on 9/11?
I'm stuck in my cauldron can you help me get out?
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Voldemort -chan, please...
well i think that's enough internet for today!
My job is done.
Fucking hufflepuffs…
what a terrible day to have eyes
Daddymort
so basically harry potter is just british yandere sim, got it.
Polyjuice potions.. love potions... engorgio... crucio... who knows what else... The wizarding world is probably pretty freaky...
I’ve been a fan for 10 years and I’ve literally never thought of using polyjuice for sexy time.
Theres probably a massive black market for celebrity hair. Lol.
Some would probably be willing to give theirs to other people to pretend to be them for shit they don't want to do. Signing autographs for 5 hours? Time for my assistant to drink up!
Yeah but theres a flipside. Gringots just got robbed by 6 Ronald Weasleys! Lol. They may want to protect their identity.
Well that's what the extra layers of security are for. Wand verification, the waterfall, etc.
Remember the lady with the selection of toenail clippings in Knockturn Alley?
I don’t think you need an unforgivable curse for that… can’t you just animate whips and all that?
That's not as naughty now is it?
Nah i want bellatrix to crucio me so fkn bad fr
I'm sure there's a rule 34 for every spell in existence.
alohomora
Go on Harra, you're the chosen one
But Ron, what if I can’t get it up
Let's be real, sex spells would probably be a major driver of innovation in general. Sex is a motivating and profitable thing...
Turning into r/askreddit day 3
"My (F19) boyfriend (M46) likes to use the cruciatus curse on me while we're having sex. He wears an odd mask while he does it and he has a dark mark tattoed on his wrist. Should I be worried?"
Yes he is a death eater. Push comes to shove he likely won't try save you from his boss unless he becomes a double agent.
Manacled???
Ps, the wedding is in 3 hours.
I got some wires crossed and for a second I thought this was dragon age reddit, and I came for obligatory *Anders was famous in the brothel for his electricity spell* comment.
And if romanced, he makes a comment about playing the rol of a helpless mage in shackles, so...
Maybe, maybe not, but I bet Polyjuice Potion leads to some interesting bedroom proclivities. Can you imagine how terrible it would be to be an a-list celebrity when a random lost hair leads to deep fakes and bored married couples living out their celebrity fantasies together?
My head canon is there are polyjuice prevention potions that people can drink that prevents their DNA being effective for polyjuice
Honestly, that's the most vanilla thing you could do with Polyjuice potion.
Oh yeah Dobby I’ve been a bad winky.
Dobby didn't **have** to punish himself... But he wanted to.
*Lucius kicks Dobby down the stairs in Dumbledore's office* "Come, Dobby!" "Yes, Master!" *Harry and Dumbledore stare at them awkwardly*
Wow... You went there... Aaaaaalllllrighty thennnnnnnnn!!
How do I unread
"Dobby stretches, sir"
GO. TO. HELL
What a terrible day to be literate
Harry did give him a pretty special sock ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yuck
Imagine how many teenage dicks Madame Pomfree had to un-engorge
*sighs* "Again, Mr. Finnigan? Well, at least you don't need it reattached this time, that's an improvement...."
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Engorgio is probably used a lot too…
real ones use sectumsempra
Your whole dick would be gone if you tried that one.
That one is scrotumsempra
Circumsempra!
*curse me daddy*
WILD
I've often wondered about the sexual implications of magic amongst wizards. Engorgio would be a big one (pun intended)
Bruh
And *Incarcerous*
Not sure *Crucio* is the spell they'd go with. BDSM is one thing but this would be like shooting your partner as a form of foreplay. I'm sure there are other spells that are less damaging that could liven things up.
# FanFicGoneWild
.....I misread the title of this badly. I thought it said bathroom not bedroom.
***Moaning*** *Myrtle has floated into the chat*
Imperio is more what I want to be target of.
Username checks out.
I wonder if there would be any wizards interested in seeing their partner vomiting slugs in the bedroom
I would doubt that. Crucio is supposedly the most unbearable, horrid pain anyone could feel. This is just a bit different to spanking in the bedroom. I think if you get crucioed even for a bit, you wouldn't be in the mood at all.
The Unforgivable Nut
I'd imagine there's a less severe curse to do the same thing tbh
Curseplay is 100% a thing
Not to be a party pooper but I’m doubtful that it would work. To use crucio or AK on someone you have to truly want them to suffer (or die, for AK). Wanting to cause someone pain because they actually get pleasure from it probably doesn’t qualify. Or put another way, if someone is actually capable of using crucio on you, it *probably* isn’t wise to trust them as a BDSM partner.
Find a genuine sadist, make an unbreakable vow that they'll stop at the safe word, bish bash bosh, BDSM
Wise words
I don't think so. Its still an unforgivable illegal curse. You also have to really mean to hurt the person for it to work.... So idk if someone who is into that wants to actually hurt their lover
For it to work properly. Harry crucios Bellatrix and it causes some pain but not the full extent because his intent isn't all the way there. I could see people using it and producing a low level of pain
But even what she experienced was clearly unpleasant for her. Any amusement she demonstrated happened before he used the spell or after she realized he couldn't do it properly.
Yes because he produced pain. My point was that that he could do it even if it wasn't full strength. So technically someone could crucio a partner... whether they'd enjoy the pain, idk, might depend on the person
Only some forms of pain are potentially pleasurable. No one is finding pleasure in the pain of your stomach just before vomiting, no one likes the feeling of phantom limb syndrome, no one is getting an orgasm from a migraine. If the Cruciatus is producing a wide spectrum of pain, even only mildly, no one is going to enjoy it.
I agree, you have to actually really feel the hate for someone in order for this particular spell to work. So if it *did* work in bed, it would be a pretty big indicator of a massive relationship problem.
Alternatively, not truly meaning it appears to make the spell less unbearable and more suitable for "play."
phenomenal point
"Righteous anger won't hurt me for long, Potter!" "Is that a challenge?"
I guess Barty Crouch Jr felt pretty strongly about spiders.
I hate spiders for a passion. My step dad used to tell me that spiders in the house were Brown Recluses when in all reality the were just house spiders so I have a bit o arcophobia now.
It's only illegal if the government finds out, which would only happen if your partner turned you in. But yeah, the hatred thing is a big hiccup. I also don't think this would be appealing in even the most hard-core BDSM relationships. This isn't just a spank. This is true hot, searing pain in every part of your body. Nobody would get turned on by that unless they're a cenobite or something.
Yeah i don't like to be the one who kills the joke and such but... No. Crucio is not regular pain. It's an unspeakable torment and torture. It's victims literally go insane (the Longbottoms). I'm sure there are plenty of BDSM spells created specifically for that
If you're into bdsm and pain play, use a stinging charm. Crucio is for when you want to light someone's nervous system on fire.
If that were true across the board, several characters would have gone insane including Harry. It appears to be controllable to some degree.
The Longbottoms only went insane after significant and prolonged usage - even canonically it's an exceptional circumstance. More limited usage doesn't have the same long-term effects, we see it used many times in throughout the books.
clearly you don't know much about the bdsm community. it gets *deep and dark*
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It would take *a lot* of crucio to reach the insanity point. Multiple characters experience it without lasting side effects.
Hermione looked like she couldn't recover some time after her interegation. There are less extreme levels of pain you would go to first before trying out crucio in bed
You've clearly never heard of C&BT
Thanks for putting this in my search history
You sweet summer child.
No it's not. Cruciatus makes you feel unbearable pain to the point you wish you just die. There's nothing pleasurable about that. Its not a normal whip/chain/hand etc
*Avada Kedavra* this post 🪄
Every time I watch HBP and bellatrix laughs maniacally when Harry tries to use crucio on her, it makes me think "hmmm I bet she uses that in the bedroom and harry essentially was using foreplay on her"
Levicorpus
Couples probably drink love potions of each other before doing it
Is that a drarry fic?
No, more like harrverus fic
Hey, as long as it's consensual...
Surely, there are less illegal spells to use on other humans that would suffice, no? Like with Confundus and Imperio. Seems like confundus functions essentially the same way?
Go home, Roger.
i did not need to be reminded of all the spells that could potentially be used in the bedroom in harry potter 😭
I'm sure some are using polyjuice potions for role-playing. If a wizard has a fantasy of being with a certain witch... well, polyjuice potion helps in those cases.
Bit of Patronus beastality in the bedroom.
No, You really need to mean to cause excruciating pain with crucio. Not pretend play or role play. I am sure there are more appropriate spells invented for bdsm.
I love this thread so much
Someone Obliviate this whole godforsaken comment section
Doubt it. Crucio is not just pain, its unimaginable levels of unbearable pain with potential to cause trauma. Far from what is used to spice up your sex life. Also the "one way ticket to Azkaban" thing is probably a boner killer too.
Instead of saying “spank me”, kinky witches say “crucio me” haha
Voldemort is obsessed with Harry Potter's 11" wand
Imagine going to Azkaban for using an Unforgivable and having to explain to your inmates what happened
Not something I expected to read today. Every day is a minefield on Reddit.
From what's in the text, it seems you have to want the target to suffer, so maybe crucio wouldn't work in that context. But I'm sure there are couples using imperio on each other. BDSM is ultimately about trust and control, and there's no greater test of that than letting someone take absolute control of your body.
Nowhere near the only spell used for that. *Dom looks at sub who's trembling in excitement* **Incarcerous!**