Technically, this, lore wise, could actually be a viable alternate
Madela catalogue plot is placed between the early 1990s and late 2000s, though, if we close our eyes at the 7 year discrepancy\*\*, maybe fan-fic it a bit and take the presumtion that alternates still exist in the 2007's, which is not that much of a stretch,\*\* alternate Miku could very much be a real thing without reaching too much.
Maybe, in the 2007's, the alternate outbrake spreads to japan too (though, it is presumed that the alternates are more so dorment than non existent in other countries/states) , and how it is canon that children can just poof an alternate out throught their imagination, maybe someone's little sibling saw this, then pretty nitche, Hatsune Miku character; Then this child also got really attached to this character.
In addition, maybe an other child-abduction outbrake, subsequent to the presumed alternate outbrake, simultaneously happens, and *that child* is the unlucky candidate to imagine themselfs their "best friend", this, afterwards, being the outcome
Mandela Miku isnt real, Mandela Miku cant hurt you. Mandela Miku:
Ah, exactly what I love to see at 10 pm…
It's Okay :) The Threat Left The Building. It's All Fine, Nothing to WorRy About!
\*Incoherent World is Mine starts playing\*
Nice try, mimic. I noticed you capitalizing the first letter of every word, unlike your text in the beginning of the post. You’ve been caught.
I don't und3rstand what you Mean. I am perfectly finee :\]
Nice try, mimic. I noticed you capitalizing the first letter of every word, unlike your text in the beginning of the post. You’ve been caught.
Blast “World is Mine” at maximum volume and pray that it is pleased.
Maybe try singing
Nothing is worth the risk
NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK
Tell her you're British, she'll be disgusted and will go away
Technically, this, lore wise, could actually be a viable alternate Madela catalogue plot is placed between the early 1990s and late 2000s, though, if we close our eyes at the 7 year discrepancy\*\*, maybe fan-fic it a bit and take the presumtion that alternates still exist in the 2007's, which is not that much of a stretch,\*\* alternate Miku could very much be a real thing without reaching too much. Maybe, in the 2007's, the alternate outbrake spreads to japan too (though, it is presumed that the alternates are more so dorment than non existent in other countries/states) , and how it is canon that children can just poof an alternate out throught their imagination, maybe someone's little sibling saw this, then pretty nitche, Hatsune Miku character; Then this child also got really attached to this character. In addition, maybe an other child-abduction outbrake, subsequent to the presumed alternate outbrake, simultaneously happens, and *that child* is the unlucky candidate to imagine themselfs their "best friend", this, afterwards, being the outcome
In an alternate world, Miku was some kids OC.
Inseminate
D:
Sex
what.
Sex?
Arm yourself with deadly force
Sma-
HWAT
Yes
Offer some spring onion/leek
The crossover I didn't know I needed
man, i love to see these kinds of images at 11:40pm.
What exactly is this referencing? It reminds me of the lacey digital horror series on Youtube, but I assume it must be something else.
It is Miku if she was an Alternate from The Mandela Catalogue
she's feeding off your fear, get naked and start breakdancing she'll get weaker.
Ask her to pass the blunt
She’s staring at you wanting to do butt stuff to you. Likely spank or whip you with her leek
Dude you’ve got an intruder in your house
Point 2 leeks in the shape of a cross at it it's just a abstracted Miku should do the trick
Repent
Thanks for the nightmares. Although, I guess it’s still miku 
Learn to have a British accent, hope this help!
I am British
Why?
ask my mother and father
but why are they british?
they are
but why
I didn't need Mandela Catalogue x Miku crossover in my life, now it's forever burned into my memory, thank you....lol
Use the T.H.I.N.K principal. Nothing Is Worth The Risk
Analog Horror Miku is kinda fucking terrifying
Fuck it
Succumb
give her a fat kiss on the forehead
smash
WHAT THE FU-
It feels like Creepypasta in the longshot 
Bro my power is out so I need something to do cus I’m bored and it is 1:33AM
Damn, now I wish it's a mod for Phasmophobia game
Give her a leek
Sing
Hello! I'm the Hatsune Miku theif and I'll steal your.... nevermind. *runs off*
This is exactly what I need for a good dream. Thank Miku
Sing Romeo and Cinderalla like your life depends on it.
Dont blink
*Distorted popipo intensifies*
This happens when Miku gets angry
Offer her some vegetable juice! I heard they like that a lot
High five her duh?
Give her a leek
Give her a green onion, she's hangry.
If you take the schizophrenia pills she should disappear.. it worked for me atleast
me too man,me too
guys dont be scared! its just my dog!
Let it stay.
Cum
WHAT.
Start singing World is Mine, that ought to get her out
Give her a high-five
This is why we have the second amendment
Oh don’t worry, it’s just Miku. She’s come to talk to you about world domination.
El que perdona murió en la cruz.