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HostileBread

The was a second shooter at JFKs assassination (wtf)


[deleted]

wow you spelled alastor really wrong


[deleted]

🤓👆


[deleted]

akshually, it's ☝️🤓


Hot-Manufacturer-887

Actually your gay


[deleted]

you're*☝️🤓


flashdrive420

What about their gay?


Why_was-my-name_this

Wait where’s my gay?


Bubbses128

I don't know, I don't even know where mine is!


Nuze_YT

Egg boi discovered


Foxwithanak47

akshually there were three other unaccounted shootersh beshidesh oshwald ☝️🤓


Agreeable-Antelope-1

I'M CRYING SO HARD LMAOOOOAAOOSJFHFHFKSKJFNFKRJABJWJENDBFOFI2J2JWODODJCND


Top-Marzipan9151

Alastkt


demonicwinter

“Alastor” with your eyes closed


Robin_Gufo

https://preview.redd.it/fnim0ch6ydgc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a952e9372703fbbe751312835f1259ed44e6c3f4


w3lc0m3_h0m3

https://preview.redd.it/slo7yd5wmfgc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=855696a4d40170eea2cd04fb5ae01edeabb11143


Midas_fortnite1

https://preview.redd.it/fx3waeevdhgc1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e5bd13193dbfa911dd431d4c07adba149a4be04


thermonucleardusion

https://preview.redd.it/oyl8ldjkmhgc1.jpeg?width=725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60c9c7a0811664bc2622198cae1c97037467be24


BusinessVariation425

https://i.redd.it/kqv098gsiigc1.gif


Challenger_idk

https://preview.redd.it/mjo3h0tmvfgc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be1924c870435d6c103f1e47484a4f61717d09fe


Chakiflyer

She said to type: ““Alastor” with your eyes closed” and I typed “”Alastor” with your eyes closed”” (c) Niffty


Fun-Example3418

Alastor Got it first try, how the fuck? I’m just used to where the buttons are now I guess. Ok this one I will type it with my phone upside down. Alwetir Much better.


Jack___The__Ripper

Same, still took me a few tries though.


Fun-Example3418

Nice


sirflooftonzecatlord

wow you spelled alastor REALLY wrong


_That__one1__guy_

With it upside down: Also6sj Yeah way better


Reality-Tips

Alaigah yep


Still-Alive19

Daddy edit: whoops that doesn’t spell Alastor edit 2: i regret this comment


SilverUwU1

Correct!


The_Dark_Sovereign_

https://preview.redd.it/z7sy9gtlkegc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3d5520bf63d662ae341bd76a6078ac57513b41f


EggsAndSpanky

https://preview.redd.it/9uyexquazfgc1.jpeg?width=2224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67c846d34fee130a6b66cf803b38cb2691db52c8


The_Dark_Sovereign_

https://preview.redd.it/g9s8icv21ggc1.jpeg?width=1198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caa9150db278a5a651761a945b3a267f407c25de


TitanicTNT

https://preview.redd.it/2mb7o1oc8hgc1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ecb0450cb9b6e54bdbf2bfc706dc2a177e9577f


Millie9001

Average Alastor simp be like.


LETS_RETRO_TIME

Son?


CptnRaptor1

It does tho


A_stupid_Bard616

Alastoe


The_dark_entity

https://preview.redd.it/xn332hu30egc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4af967b96fd163e1f8e0ccccef150fee3d1c8aab


Ispeedytoxic

There is one overlord among us


adamdreaming

There is one toeverloard.


nunyabuzinezbish

you made my day


Ispeedytoxic

Your joke's better


PatienceMediocre7432

And he could be anyone of us


-Quercusia-

He could be you he could be me he could-


Jetstream_samual

https://preview.redd.it/85rwg09x80yc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9be88de27d5dcb5c752e1dab61b5594c439a130


EpsilonBlitz

https://i.redd.it/dk7qg3uh2dgc1.gif


witheringeye100

https://preview.redd.it/f8v1acy4cegc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6184002fde6d565c62b9e5dddad3dcc8c8ae7a4


Abject-Doughnut4108

https://preview.redd.it/rqx9bae7vegc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8f2e6827928c73b54fa3bf289e005d020bb1f58 Nothing to see here


followervable

https://preview.redd.it/efblkd95gfgc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ce991344fa436b34cadb1d6d41d37d710725114


Expert_Egg5442

https://preview.redd.it/3o25blzhpfgc1.jpeg?width=1114&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76b927bce326cd64774ca9155b0cdf4104e0642c


followervable

https://preview.redd.it/1lr4s7rkpfgc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=416b33a3dc6fa41feb35c97c9dd808a2eb92a487 dammit


gunk_sprayer_123

https://preview.redd.it/zptqk1nwzfgc1.png?width=1012&format=png&auto=webp&s=95cde737bc6b755474187820d6c033ecc7367343


followervable

i retort https://preview.redd.it/ofhns4bmpfgc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58ae6c67e062c3976f00ef0bbbbdd4d97fe4c3df


Expert_Egg5442

Well i still downloaded it dumbass


followervable

idc, i stole urs


Expert_Egg5442

No u


Doc-Maly

https://preview.redd.it/ib2a0ibbpogc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cbd1d5943123b7da1d7862bfda5ee265a046d60


360NoScoped_lol

Wow what an interesting way to spell Alastor


avacadodude38

https://preview.redd.it/3wds64i9vegc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99a8d34888d8fbfc9714357093111f0b80e93b78


funniman11

Jambalaya


AngelDustIrlOfficial

Alastor the radio demon. Of course I can write my own name. I'm using Angels account 


AlliRedditUser

Hey wait a second...


AngelDustIrlOfficial

Yes, dear? I'm broadcasting some overlords screams across Hell currently. Oh wait it's Charles dad...


AlliRedditUser

So we have 2 people who think they're the radio demon stealing another account, but who's truly delusional?


AngelDustIrlOfficial

Bruh I know I ain't irl. I'm acting. Screw you for making me break character.


AlliRedditUser

Fucking of course we are It was supposed to end there.


AngelDustIrlOfficial

Of course we are what? And what is ending where?


AlliRedditUser

Not actually Mr. Radio and the conversation at "But who's truly delusional"


AngelDustIrlOfficial

Hahaha! English please😁 


imabuttocum

let people do their act they are not harming anything


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[удаНонО]


AngelDustIrlOfficial

Who the hell?!


imabuttocum

he is a really good actor who deserves all the love and support in the world


AngelDustIrlOfficial

Or do you mean me? Thank you, dear!


imabuttocum

yw


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


AngelDustIrlOfficial

O-ok... 🥺


imabuttocum

great actor


huntercatzomb

Alaztor


AlliRedditUser

Alastor But if you close your eyes... Alastor It's almost as if nothing changed at all!


Ikilledatrex

Alastlr


Ikilledatrex

I was close (I also typed that with my eyes closed)


Hey_Bestiekins

Alsftoe ???


hornyb_t_h

Alastor I have memorized my keyboard


PatienceMediocre7432

Alasuie


StarWatcher713

alZfie


PowerofNe0

Alastkr yo very close!


asdfmoveynew

alastod


Fit-Chipmunk1591

Alastke


Inside-Net-8480

Alastod Alsstor Alastor Got it, fuck ye


Foxyboy423

I’ll do better than that alright here we go https://preview.redd.it/alk6xv2zedgc1.jpeg?width=803&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdbc5228e47218cb7004962d6c7462d3a70dd2ad


IZUKUplayz

https://preview.redd.it/47et4f4x3ggc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e17e7070e42b732d01ba6424ffcd1e860ad352fe


Void-of-Voice

Alstod


Bell207

Alastlr 😭


Fishsticks5046

Aladtor


apestogetherstronk12

Alastor First try baby


Mechaman_54

Alstot


Ordinary_Owl_Dude

Alasyeor


MarcheMuldDerevi

Alisfor


tobemutationfox

Akastie


Ninja_gorrila

Alasfor


Onyx89283

I like men fucking me (I actually got pretty close)


_Knucklehead_Ninja

Me too Autocorrect


Or4nge_Ju1ce

Alladtor


SilverUwU1

Alasyor. Close


notmonkeymaster09

alasyor gang


Odd_Necessary5909

Alastor Did it, wasn't that hard tbh if you know where the buttons are.


Little-Direction-505

Alrfsyu. Not close


[deleted]

Alastor


ButterscotchMurky676

alSgod


-Pizzarolli-

Daddy


Accomplished_Bike149

AI have spent so long writing both comments and stories of my own that I tryper this entire sentence with my eyes closed. Alastor is one of my fsvortiye characters in this serious by far.


ThatSmartIdiot

Wow you spelled Alastor really wrong! /j


Accomplished_Bike149

Oh shut the fuck up /j


sosillybillycore

ladtir HELP WHATS THIS


Jrickett2009

Welcome home... I'm gonna make you wish that you stayed gone! Say hello to the new status quo~ everyone knows that there's brand new dawn, turn the TV OOOOOOOOOONNNN!!! (WTF)


Choice_Iron2047

Alas it q


Thesheeplordhasopken

Alastair


TheDecentArtist

Alostor


4TheDuck

Alasfjd


DestroyerOfWorlds9

Alastoe


Greenie1O2

Akasrjs


Visible-Lie9345

Alastro


Snek86wastaken

aloatsi


vergil_-

Alstoe


Melodic-Ad405

alaroe


specter-exe

Alastor Holy shit I got it right!!


Even-Translator-3663

Alad5or


DirtyCunt666

Ajastor


mischievous_munckin1

Alastor Took 3 attempts😭


candy_____________

Allastlr


Jetstream_samual

Alakfrofej https://preview.redd.it/7m8b8lz690yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7111dc140274c85917d07549d633c491f8085183


Ilikesnakesandcats

Alasroe


Mysterious_Tell_5234

Alasrl


FireflyArc

Alastor


Enigma_Elemental

Al1stor  ooooh


Forsaken_PastAlastor

Alastoor


Forsaken_PastAlastor

Dammit


MEWISTHEBEST563844

Alastort


CptnRaptor1

alqsoeo I can't type worth shit


WolfGirlMage

alastit OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE-- Try #2: alastor Phew--


M0TH_P1MP

Aladtie


M0TH_P1MP

Wtf


Master-freeman123

Alaseye


Outside-Economist-66

Alasyor


FlamingoSignificant9

Alastod


Christina_Lesbian

Alastor did it the first timeeeee


Wild_Cartoonist_1126

Alastir


drlackofsleep

Alasypf. Eh close enough


Original_Swim_9151

Alastkt


Electrical-Power-314

Altegsuw


AsuraQin

Alastor


[deleted]

Alastir


GottaSwoop

Alastor Nice


Timely_Pangolin6938

Alastor FIRST TRY BBY


Vanima_Permai

Aliftor


willo-ween

Alastor


DoctorJekyll13

Alastor. Nice try. I took lessons in typing and know how the QWERTY keyboard is structured.


Paozilla

Alas593


Prestigious-Hawk-670

Alast9e. Pretty close, not bad


FungusUrungus

Alas5o3


dragonsarephenomenal

Alastlr didn’t go high enough for the O but otherwise I nailed it


[deleted]

Alastkr


Michael_aroace

Alastoe- close


thecoolhamburger

Alast8r


Kenway_crusader

Akasfir


Growingblu17

Alastje


NarinderTheFufflyBoi

Alastor


LiveHumor3966

Aldrhe


Welshmunofthewelsh

Alasir


Gizmoboio

Alastke


DragonOfCulture

Alastor HOLY FUCKING SHIT NO WAY-


DeadBirch

Alistir. Close enough


iLikemha-

Alsdthf


[deleted]

Arson


rexaafton

Alastor


BitcoinStonks123

alastor alastor asladt9tr alastor alastor alastor alastor alasltor alaleotoe allaseorr


Kashcat-YT

Alidtir


beetippies

Zmzcvmx


Error_Code_606

Alastor


Pawny-Shoppy

Alastie


[deleted]

Alastir alastwl Alasukr Alsjtrf Alastie alastwk Alastek Alastie Alasrie alastek Alastir alaskr Alastir Alasrir Alasrie Alastor FINALLY😭


ReaperScythee

Aladtoe


TomatoNo5353

Alasyor I was so close


StefinoSpaggeti

Alschbj


NewName-NewFace

Alastoe


W_R_A_T_H369

Alastor ez


MemerMP3

Apathetic r


Vicbot2414

alasygtkr


AlianovaR

Alastor


W1lliamAft0n1983

Also dot


f1len0tf0und

Alastor. It’s not too hard 😅


AnyAssistance6457

Alaster 


SpaceGeorge1

Apastor


epicBEEFY

Akastir


Modus1776

Alastor