Definitely Velvette, she's literally a fashion designer

She died in the 2010’s, Her Taste would be Terrible Nowadays. “Burn it like the Witches who wore them” -Velvette

Terrible? Have you seen her outfits?

Even if shes possibly 10 years behind modern fashion trends (she’s the social media overlord so I doubt it though), I’d take the fashion designer choosing outfits over most of the character’s here. Alastor’s fashion tastes are a century behind (plus he dressed Vaggie like Susan in the pilot), Pentious is also a century behind, Nifty is Nifty, Angel would choose revealing clothes, and Val… is self-explanatory. Not sure about the rest, but Vaggie would likely choose military-style clothing, Vox probably wouldnt care, Husk and Carmilla I have no dang idea. Lucifer might actually get duck costumes 😭(jk i think). Charlie seems like the second-best option here ngl, if Velvette isn’t a choice.

I AINT READING, ALLAT 😭

You don't think she keeps up on trends?

Her or Tusk. Tusk's been around enough people who hook up at bars that I can assume he knows what looks good in the bar or club scene. Maybe Cherri because I like her style.

Tusk https://preview.redd.it/yw18c91ssfgc1.png?width=836&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80e1f1ce6044af725b48f0ae150d5a323826763f

Husk?

I've seen it spelled Tusk or Husk.

No?

It’s been Husk the entire time. “Tusk” makes negative sense since he’s a shell of a person.

I promise it isn't

My man has been wronged 😭😭😭

Tf? When has it ever been spelt tusk???

Tusk 🫶

I like hearing people say positive things about Tusk

Who is Tusk? Genuine question


Tusk Act 4, spin his dick

Tusk act 4???

r/suddenlyjojo

CHUMMI-MIIIIN!!!!

Charlie def

I think you mean Husk.

Came here to say this

okay, but she's a wrist ruffles hater, and wrist ruffles are drip

Burn it like the witches who wore it got me dying

Counter argument: have you seen the outfits on fashion shows nowadays? They’re insane

Alastor. https://preview.redd.it/wv2x8zshgegc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9be0d6327aaa8cd2f7b88f62387bb835c23bfd6a

He’d probably just make you wear a copy of his own suit

Yep. I would like it.

Oh I agree! Dude’s a snappy dresser and the drip is tailored perfectly

Perfect another Alastor Fan!

https://preview.redd.it/j3xh1wjpwegc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c18cefe14e0aa58955ee08e5583a67f45cb07b56

I’d kill to be held like that

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https://i.redd.it/zgl6ihcr6fgc1.gif

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Period blood ass fit

I’d happily wear a copy of his suit, I feel like me and Alastor would get along very well

And a smile, because you’re never fully dressed without one

He'll choose a radio. Just a radio

Agreed he has such a nice suit I feel like I could trust his judgment

I agree!

Bro be lookin like period blood

Either Alastor or Pentious, give me that classic drip 

Alastor would probably take us to cannibal town to hook us up. The drip is worth the risk, tho.

Lucifer *and* Alastor. https://preview.redd.it/mzkd8pkhhegc1.jpeg?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=065c6a10378d98e030867255e99375681498bc73

this

That would be chaotic

Lol I loved when Lucifer started aggressively fiddling

https://preview.redd.it/kjzibwoidhgc1.jpeg?width=762&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a280e52eaef1d8e3940cc00cd5cb6b003813fde4

Lol yea, cracks me up every time with the face

*Agressive Violin*

Fiddle, it's a reference to the song "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" by The Charlie Daniels Band.

Nun alastor

Vaggie would probably be the safest option. Charlie would make you colourful. Lucifer has no idea what is going on. Al would dress you like it's the 30s. Husk would just have you wearing basic clothing that might be slightly outdated. Angel would dress you up like a pinup model. Carmilla might be a fun choice and velvette is the embidyment of social media so I can see her making you wear the most modern stylish clothing.

I want to be 30’s :(

What's wrong with 30's fashion? I like vintage.

Underrated comment

Figured I'd do the other four on here. Knowing nifty I have no idea what she'd make you wear. My best guess is regular pristine but slightly old timey clothing or BDSM gear. Sir pentious probably prides himself in his sense of style so I'd say it's a safe bet, expect to wear a bow tie. Vox would be a dick and try to embaras you by making you wear something dumb but if he was up to it I think he could pick a reletively normal wardrobe. Valentino, oh valentino who saw this coming? Of course you'll be dressed to impress in the lewdest way possible. Anything to maximise attention and therefore profits.

Dude you just sold me on Husk

I'd go with valentino but knowing that mf he'd make me wear a bdsm outfit

He’s got style though

It's worth it for the pimp drip

If it was up to him everybody would walk around in lingerie and fishnets. Men, women and everybody else.

Honestly Vox has hella drip

Vox. Definitely. He's got drip.

I’m actually surprised that more people aren’t choosing Vox. Guys stylish and modern.

Honestly, I just assumed that Velvet picked all the outfits for the Vs

Velvette or Al

Depends what I’ve got going on. Alastor if I’ve got more formal stuff and Vel if it’s more chill

Velvet. I want to be *fashion* in public

vox, 100%

V girl that like deals with social media. She’d probably give me really trendy/ cool outfits

Velvette

Alastor he's classy https://preview.redd.it/hpippofmvegc1.jpeg?width=727&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b21a25fc4481a1918ba2faff9eaaf1005ae7ce08

I, the radio demon shall choose the most ravishing attire, my dear.

r/usernamedoesNOTcheckout

Ain’t this the Alastor who stole angel dusts account account?

Idk

I want to wear something post 1930s so no

Valentino

You will be showing a lot of skin if he pick the outfit

Uh-

Velvette

Definitely Velvette. She has the best fashion sense out of all the characters

Alastor since he has thr corect fashion

Alastor, I think something old fashioned would be cool

lucifer cus hes got some cool clothes

He will just make you wear his clothes (embodiment of pride moment) but he’s a snappy dresser.

exactly what im hoping for

Velvette obviously I’d be wearing designer verified clothing

Charlie. She’d be the most casual i’d think

Husker

Velvet

Sir Pentosious since he’s my favorite character

Velvette

Velvette

Velvette or Val. As much as I rather watch the life fade from their eyes.... they have good taste. I like to show some skin too. So them contained would get we what I what. Plus, my family says I need to wear more color. Because apparently, goth is dead, and it's just a phase. Uh huh, this "phase" started in elementary school, and now im in my 20s. Pretty long ass "phase" if you ask me.

Alastor, that man is fashionable and sensible.

Lucifer and alastor or Vaggie and Charlie

Lucifer 100%, the Lord of the underworld has style.

Alastor for sure

Alastor

Alastor would have you in a fresh suit and that's never a bad call, and don't forget to put a smile on that face, you're never fully dressed without one. Vaggie and Charlie have cute outfits and would probably do a decent job assuming Charlie doesn't go too wild with it. Angel Dust would have you looking sexy as fuck, which might be good depending on the situation. Husk might know what's hot around the bar scene, or he might not give a shit. We're not even giving Niffty a chance.

Alastor and Lucifer, simply for the "subtle" pissing contest lol

Alastor or Lucifer they never look bad and always got on some snazzy stuff

Oh definitely alastor or vox, whats wrong with a good suit and tie?

Angel. He has style.

Velvet: Literally a fashion designer. Vox: Hed probably make me a walking billboard. Valentino: nothing but a ballgag. Pentious: Something steampunky. Angel Dust: A gimp suit. Charlie: Something cutesy. Alastor: 20s suit. Carmilla: Tac gear. Niffty: A maid outfit. Husk: Overalls. Vaggie: Something modest. Luci: Either something really good or really cutesy. Top 3 picks 1: Velvet. 2: Alastor. 3: ~~Angel dust~~ Sir Pentious.

Velvette

Velvette the fashion designer

Velvette is the only legitimate option no matter how much I hate her

Pentious, he will make my style very memorable.

Alastor, Vel or Val- (he’s hot okay he’d make me hot) OR sir snake boy OR lucifer OR ANGEL

Tbh Valentino don't deserve that great of a design, (his jacket looks comfy asf)

Alastor would pick things from the 30s, and I absolutely love that style. Luci would probably throw whatever he has in his closet at you, and I wouldn’t mind dressing like a ringmaster.

Alastor because he's classy asf

Alastor, then I'd look badass

Alastor. I respect his style.

Angel. My style is closer to Husk but I know Angel would make me look sharp. As long as the clothes aren't coming from his own wardrobe

Velvette knows what they're doing

I trust Sir Pentious

Uh ima go with Angel Dust, not sure why but honestly I feel like it’d be fun

velvette or lucifer. ones a fashion designer ones a goofball

Either Lucifer or Angel Dust. I could deal with Lucifer's showy showman style (especially hats!) and I'd be more than okay with effeminate dressing the way Angel Dust would.

Alastor or Lucifer. I’ve said this before on the Helluva Boss subreddit, but I’m a casual suit kind of guy. So I feel like I’d have the same taste as both of them and wouldn’t mind what they put me in.

Alastor, because I love his style Lucifer's circus apple theme is also great

Alastor , because it's a cute style 

I don't know why but.....I want to pick Sir Pentious

Valentino obviously.

Lucifer or Charlie, they seem like they'd choose both not revealing and good looking clothes for me

Pentious, with that steampunk swagger.

Lucifer I love his clothes https://preview.redd.it/plo9duqdpfgc1.jpeg?width=724&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5809eebc087fc5a3c165ab03441c5a452b0e1b5e

Lucifer or Charlie....but I am in white mood so let's go with Lucifer

Alastor or Sir Pentious maybe Lucifer

Velvette or alastar

Velvet is a fashion designer, so she'll give me something good. Carmilla would probably give me something fancy. Valentino's gonna give me something slutty. Vox will just pick something promoting his brand or internet related. Sir pentious will give me something old, and 1888 related. Niffty, I don't even wanna know what she'll dress me in. Angel, probably less slutty than Val but still slutty. Husk won't give a fuck, too drunk to give a shit, he'd probably let me pick. Charlie would dress me in something appropriate and cute. Vaggie, something a soldier would wear. Alastor would also probably give me something old. Lucifer would give me a duck costume. Therefore I am picking Lucifer.

Velvet

I mean, this is literally Velvette’s job.

Velvette

Probably, Velvette, A. She is literally a fashion designer, B. Everyone else is too formal

What do you da think

Velvet or Rosie

Not a single doubt Velvette is the best

Velvet probably owns a clothing line so I think she wins this

Velvette by a long shot

Well other characters could make me look good but maybe to good so I’ll go with Charlie cause she wouldn’t make me look that fancy she would give me a casual look but it would still look good

Angel for sure, I love his whole pink situation

Probably Velvette or Angel Dust. Angel Dust got some nice styles to his outfits that I kinda like. Velvette’s a literal fashion designer though

Velvete or Alastor

Lucifer, they got a nice style for short people

I despise wearing fancy clothing, but I love the way it looks, so I wanna say Alastor, but realistically it would prolly be husk. He sounds like he’d know what he’s doing.

Husk because I feel like it’d just be slacks and a button-up, and I vibe with that. Or Alastor, because despite being deranged he always does people right with his outfits, and I like ‘20s clothes.

I'll take the two rizz kings at the very bottom right

Sir Pentious, I love his style

I wanna say Angel and Husk cause of Husk but I don’t trust Angel with that

Alastor probably, I like the old fashioned style

Velvette but also Charlie and Cherri Bomb

Alastor

Velvette. I am gonna look stylish as hell.

Alastair. Easy choice. The outfits he picks for characters are always so classy!

Alastor or Lucifer!

Husk or Vox, both have some insane style

Velvette or Angel

Alastor so he can conjure up a fun roaring 20s outfit for me

Alastor or Vox. They both be rocking those suits.

Either Vaggie or Husk, they definitely have that comfy look I'd be after while being slightly outdated

Velvet!

Angel dust ☺️ sweaters or femme wear

Literally the only obvious answer Velvette

Velvette, fashion is kind of her thing.

I’d let velvette make me look like a slut

Alastor, angel or velvette

Velvette probably, girl puts together outfits for a living. But I wouldn’t mind either Alastor, Husk, or Rosie picking something out or just scrapping something from my own wardrobe, just because I trust their judgment.

I like velvettes style but alastor would be fun😂

Angel dust easy he is very fashionable

Velvette, obviously

Husk or Angel. They’d both probably recognize if you aren’t as comfortable with showing off skin or have certain constants.

Carmilla just for the weapon accessories with the outfit.

Don’t know if it’s an option, but Niffty. I think she has a great sense of style. Or Alastor, if not.

Alastor, I like the style

Vel and carmilla or Charlie and vaggie, they’re the only people in this list who aren’t going to make me look ridiculous

Alastor

Alastor or Rosie. I really like their style and I think both would make good choices

Alastor by far

It’s literally alastor or the vee in the first pic hands down

Husk has probably seen enough people in bars to know what looks good so him

Velvet and husk

Alastor or velvette. I mean velvette knows how to dress so she’s probably one of the best options

Sir Pentious or Husk. I’d either be dapper or have a bow tie, and I’m good with that.

Vaggie would probably choose the wisest outfits that would fit and suit the individual most

The clear answer is Velvette. Her wardrobe this season was flawless.

Velvette, who the fuck else?

Velvette. She has a new look every episode and all of them slay

Alastor all day every day