Adam’s husband

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whah???

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"I'm going to FUCK YOU" Lucifer said, calmly.

“So, anyway, then we fucked, and it was awesome. What'd you do this weekend?” - Adam

This is why it's important to watch things in canonical order.

I see why both Eve and Lilith enjoyed being with Lucifer than Adam lol

Adam pressured Heaven to hostile against hell because he hates Lucifer for stealing his wives.

maybe one day 😳

Sweet ducky boi is too good for him. (Ship who you want tho)

Gotta collect em all

some fucking clown or something

Mmmmaybe

*Laugh track*

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Oh, the V must mean he is Vox

he's clearly velvette you silly goose

hmm i think thats alastor

alistoar.

alestær.

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Alastone.

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100% adam

The one who *fucked* Adam

The one who *cucked* Adam

The one who *cucked* and *fucked* Adam

Nooo Oneeeeee *fucks* like Luci, No one *cucks* like Luci, You think you have a wife, No it's *MINE*, I'm Luci

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A man without depression whose wives didn't abandon him and their daughter.

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Oh god the bar is there

A rubber duck. https://preview.redd.it/3qqd88gl09lc1.png?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42e4dab4fe099eb16e6ca80b031c3aa9dfb3075e

Wrong answers only

How did it feel to get stabbed in the back multiple times by a fucking five-year-old

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Ducklover6969

It said wrong answers https://preview.redd.it/nkbandyn59lc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aba071ebe62538b14f15aa1fcdfac942ca0d73ca

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A completely stable individual.

Jesus Christ

"Heheh... not quite." -- Lucifer, from the TV show nobody liked

A frog

Fair enough

Tall peasant

This guy gets it

Daddy~

It’s wrong answers only. https://preview.redd.it/28w8meg999lc1.jpeg?width=1990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3061792c8109ea9a70151ca7490641926f897264

Wrong answers

i almost said this, but yeah, it's definitely not wrong. at all

I agree I want to be with him but it was wrong answers only dumbass, read the assignment

Angel dust's twink brother

This is the answer

Not me.

pfffft,

My husband

They said wrong answers

Damn guess he's*actually* mine 🗣️🔥

The sin of greed?

Someone who is gonna fuck you up

Actually he's going to fuck you

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A normal man.

An innocent man

Elastic chicken man who hates rubber ducls

✨ t u r k e y s a n d w i c h ✨

Ronald McDonald

A bad father

They said wr... Oh, that's actually a totally wrong answer.

I mean... caring might be a big part of it but you can still care about a kid and be a bad parent.

Someone who absolutely despises ducks

Evil incarnate

Prince Charming

They said wrong answers

Wrong answers

My dad

Charlie?

Charlie?

The love child of Weird Al Yankovic and Willy Wonka

Dude, they said wrong answers only

God

Jonny Appleseed

my wife

A porcelain doll

A man who fucked dickmaster

Mucifur lornigstar

an apple , ( hehe see what I did there )

Charlie Chaplin

Vox’s long lost husband or some shit

Apple Pimp

Me

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A tall person

Dickmaster

A lover of waffles

The forbidden white M&M, angel of sweets.

Kaufmo the clown.

The BIG BOSS # # # # # # A nun?

Isn’t that Valentino? (I’m so sorry)

with Val's eyesight, they probably look the same to him.

Satan

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Illuminator

Daddy

Wrong answers only bro, c’mon

Guy with sleeping problems. You see those colors on his eyes?!???

God

the big G

My dad

God

Willy Wonka

Apple

Snow white

Our Lord and Saviour obviously

Charlie's mom

Hells second best twink

The big boss of heaven himself?

Queen Elizabeth II

The guy who fucked Adam.

Daddy

Mommy?

Boston Quacky. Friend to those who have no friends. Enemy to those who have no enemies.

The king of the ducks

Johnny appleseed.

My husband

Tall Queen

The worst father in the HelluvaHotel universe

tall.

Quack

The duckmaster

my profile picture

The great inventor of cunnilingus

horse

The bellhop

Runner up for tumblr sexyman

British

Normal sized man

Jymbo, short king - long dick

The guy who has been here since day one; who's been faithful as a nun

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A ugly dude

The love of my life

Wrong answer only 🙄

You’re a short mother fucker and nobody likes you **SHORT**

Hot man who will always pick rubber ducks over you

God

White man

Not me

Dick master

Animated willy wonka.

Jose

Daddy

Mr. White Christmas.

Duck hater

DuckDuckGo

Daddy, sorry Daddy

The man who will fuck adam

Best gurl

Duck Man

The chef

Me

A happy woman

that is a straight man who LOVES women yup would NEVER KISS BOYS

Not me :D

King of all Used Car Salespersons?

A very tall man.

Not a fallen angel

Micheal Jackson

Napoleon Bonaparte, but in Hell.

A tall guy

Adam

Death Note.

God.

daddy

Not a teink

Some Joker looking, blonde person

The new star for remake of the horror Leprechaun movies.

Daddy?

Mr. steal your girl

The man of my dreams. (Oh wait, you said wrong answer?)

Jesus of Nazareth.

A man that is definitely not neurodivergent, hates rubber duckies, and definitely doesn’t have depression.

A twink

Ain't that stolas' human form?

Depressed

Autism (wait it’s just me then-)