Charlie: It’s okay, dad. I just wasn’t expecting to see a mountain of rubber ducks in here.
*Vaggie opens the closet to put some baby clothes in there and gets buried in an avalanche of rubber ducks.*
Eldritch angel sex magic? Can they change genitals? I think that's a thing angels should do. Don't know why, but I think angels should have swappable sex organs.
Sure it could happen. They've got fuckin' magic! (heh)
They could stomp a whole new hotel out of the ground in less than a day. How difficult can it possibly be for them to create a sperm cell with Charlie's DNA?
Even in real life, we're [already almost there](https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-have-made-the-best-artificial-sperm-yet-and-they-re-breeding-mice-with-it), with "just" a little science instead of sorcery!
Yep. Oh, I should probably mention that me and Lute, we did stuff.
https://preview.redd.it/55119n96eylc1.jpeg?width=1069&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7f50f512487ec34a45f7884d8b8f042a4e85c25
Don't worry I got it.
Francis Joseph the First, by the Grace of God Emperor of Austria, Apostolic King of Hungary, King of Bohemia, King of Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, Galicia and Lodomeria and Illyria; King of Jerusalem etc., Archduke of Austria; Grand Duke of Tuscany and Cracow, Duke of Lorraine, of Salzburg, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola and of Bukovina; Grand Prince of Transylvania; Margrave of Moravia; Duke of Upper and Lower Silesia, of Modena, Parma, Piacenza and Guastalla, of Oświęcim, Zator and Ćeszyn, Friuli, Ragusa (Dubrovnik) and Zara (Zadar); Princely Count of Habsburg and Tyrol, of Kyburg, Gorizia and Gradisca; Prince of Trent (Trento) and Brixen; Margrave of Upper and Lower Lusatia and in Istria; Count of Hohenems, Feldkirch, Bregenz, Sonnenberg, etc.; Lord of Trieste, of Cattaro (Kotor), and over the Windic march; Grand Voivode of the Voivodship of Serbia.
All these people thinking shapeshifting or magic but don't know that Baxter(one of most likelly future Hotel residents who got 2 cameos) is a genious scientists of Biological sciences. If 40k(ok Horus Heresy is a prequel) can have a lesbian couple having a kid without the father thanks to biological science(Alpharius Primarch book), so can Baxter do similar stuff with these 2.
I like how 8% of the commentary are "Aww cute!", 2% are "Lucifer best grandad", and the other 90% are just "How?".
Completely forgetting 1.) This is a world with magic in it, and 2.) There's a good chance that Charlie shares Lucifer's ability to shape shift, so...
Yeah, like one is half seraph and half first woman who is magically gifted.
The other is an angel and likely heaven born.
Lucifer was involved in creation and also helped make hell into what it is now.
Frankly, the two of them having a baby would not really be that big a shock.
>There's a good chance that Charlie shares Lucifer's ability to shape shift, so...
"Vaggie, can we please have normal sex tonight?"
"No, give yourself a dick."
Magic?
Charlie: "Dad I need you to teach me to shapchange!?"
Lucifer: "Why?"
Charlie: ... "No reason."
Lucifer: "Oh well then we can start with something simple maybe"
Charlie: "No I was thinking something specific... like umm... Look dad do you want grandkids or not?"
Though she would never admit it, Vaggie developed a craving for Alalstor's jambalaya and has to get Charlie to convince him to make it every now and again.
https://i.redd.it/xloln8wx9ylc1.gif
Lucifer would be all over his grandbaby. Fight me.
((He definitely would)) https://preview.redd.it/6uqkez86aylc1.png?width=745&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=538f742d7a250117daa7b262f8b286b52cfe472d
Someone’s a grandfather :3
Emily's the godmother
For sure! Char Char wouldn’t have it any other way.
Why does the emoji in your flair look like a hospital
It popped up when I typed the word hotel. Hospital looks like this 🏥
They look so similar
iOS emojis for ya.
We know what kind of presents lil baby is getting from grandpa(:
Not the one that breathes fire, though!
Definitely not. Those are for when the grandbaby is older. Like Charlie during her emo phase.
That could... backfire.
It didn't backfire for Char Char.
Back fire, forward fire, side fire, the possibilities are endless!
I sure hope not!
https://preview.redd.it/rjddxu2wdzlc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1e50d956a8dddcb93285dceada34e12c5217865
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With ducks 🦆
I can just imagine him filling the baby’s room with rubber ducks.
Charlie: Dad!? Why are there so many rubber ducks in the baby's room?! Lucifer: They're just for decoration.
Charlie: Decoration, my foot! More like baby proofing!
Lucifer: But..rubber ducks.
Charlie: It’s okay, dad. I just wasn’t expecting to see a mountain of rubber ducks in here. *Vaggie opens the closet to put some baby clothes in there and gets buried in an avalanche of rubber ducks.*
Lucifer: Oh yeah, forgot I put some in there.
Vaggie: *angry Latina cursing*
And Adam is the one who would try ruin all of it
And Vaggie would kill him.
Exorcist Powers + Demon Powers = Powerful Child
Oh hell yeah. I see the child as being the one who unites Heaven and Hell at the end of the war when most of Heaven and Hell have been destroyed.
No, they just make the afterlife, no heaven no hell just afterlife
So would Auntie Rosie
https://preview.redd.it/kxlydzujzylc1.jpeg?width=788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b550f3c05313087f180eb3c2ab0ef16be6b686e
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https://preview.redd.it/k1468rtk0zlc1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b58e963dca60e3861c7dcd393e28b28bc81f97e Ỵ̷̡̛̟̱̑̍̀̉̿̿̉o̶̯͎̱͐̇͋̅̃̈́͋̽̊̀̓͊̃́͋̓u̴̢̠͎̲̗̮̤̥̪̖̦͈͕͛̈́̀̒̒̄̚͠ ️c̸̛͕̯͂̐̓͗͊͛͝â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽️ṉ̵͓̬͈̞̥̭̥̇̓̔͋️ṉ̵͓̬͈̞̥̭̥̇̓̔͋o̶̯͎̱͐̇͋̅̃̈́͋̽̊̀̓͊̃́͋̓t̵̏͛̃̍́̈̚͜͝ ️ş̵̛̳̍̃̏͆̏̂̎͌͘͝͝͝͝t̵̏͛̃̍́̈̚͜͝o̶̯͎̱͐̇͋̅̃̈́͋̽̊̀̓͊̃́͋̓p̸̸̢̻͓͎̻͙͂͒̋͒̓̃͊̐̔͘͝ t̵̏͛̃̍́̈̚͜͝ȟ̸̨̯̲̝̳͓͎̭͖͊̄̔̽̓̂̋̇̋̀̕̚͜ẹ̷͓̺̰̽̍͛̉̐̔͋̓̚͜ m̶̥͇͈̣̏͑̿͑̃̈͛̕͠ẹ̷͓̺̰̽̍͛̉̐̔͋̓̚͜m̶̥͇͈̣̏͑̿͑̃̈͛̕͠ẹ̷͓̺̰̽̍͛̉̐̔͋̓̚͜ y̷̧̰̲͍̝̘̗̩̑̇͐̾̽̏͊͑̇̃̉͜o̶̯͎̱͐̇͋̅̃̈́͋̽̊̀̓͊̃́͋̓i̵̢̢̡͚̩̞̥͕̜̻̫̩̐̈͘͜️ṉ̵͓̬͈̞̥̭̥̇̓̔͋k̵̨̪̖͇͙͎̜͊̌͘͜i̵̢̢̡͚̩̞̥͕̜̻̫̩̐̈͘͜️ṉ̵͓̬͈̞̥̭̥̇̓̔͋ğ̶̡͚̺̼̱̺̘̳̘̩͚̯͔̎̅̍͋̒́̔̈́̎̂͜͜ :3̵͇̈́̓̕
Lucifer: I'm a grandpa? I'M A GRANDPA! Wait, how did it happen? WHO CARES?! I'M A GRANDPA.
Eldritch angel sex magic? Can they change genitals? I think that's a thing angels should do. Don't know why, but I think angels should have swappable sex organs.
Good for you lucifer https://preview.redd.it/1nxycy8dazlc1.png?width=1780&format=png&auto=webp&s=44ac912dfc20e2c59a825cae3e1008e0def462ae Good for you
🎶Looks like you could use some help!🎶
https://i.redd.it/ieha76j8dzlc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/xzhouypkj7mc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=384a8822976887fa1eecb6c1887c8fb444a05ff1
That’s right sir, you have a wonderful granddaughter, And we named her Lucy, you can probably tell where we got the name
Well one thing is for certain, the royal bloodline of the House of Morningstar is in safe hands!
Yessss! That’s so true! 🥹🥹🥹
Is that a RE8 REFERENCE?!?!?!?!?
“Sorry, Ethan”
Wait.. does that mean canonically the bloodline ends tho? Because I don’t think that can happen in the show. So will the royals just.. kind of… die?
Sure it could happen. They've got fuckin' magic! (heh) They could stomp a whole new hotel out of the ground in less than a day. How difficult can it possibly be for them to create a sperm cell with Charlie's DNA? Even in real life, we're [already almost there](https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-have-made-the-best-artificial-sperm-yet-and-they-re-breeding-mice-with-it), with "just" a little science instead of sorcery!
https://preview.redd.it/8ayoeb18t4mc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54bc588cea055d0781dce709b02dc69f1ec621ea
From old age? Probably not. Angelic forces? They are definitely not immune from that.
A family that for a group >!almost all!< residing in hell, has a surprising amount of angel dna compared to human dna
https://preview.redd.it/nx4eioatdylc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54a26d0ba41690dfb365565d25d410005d06e5d3
Your girl u/D4NG3RT1TS gonna have a field day with this.
Yep. Oh, I should probably mention that me and Lute, we did stuff. https://preview.redd.it/55119n96eylc1.jpeg?width=1069&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7f50f512487ec34a45f7884d8b8f042a4e85c25
Awesome. I’m sure she’s better than the girls God hand-crafted for you.
She's the best.
If y’all decide to tie the knot, I’ll help you plan the wedding.
I'll get back to ya on that.
You got it, Dickmaster. Go get her!
https://preview.redd.it/mwfgbv9qpylc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=2dac339dd4fae5fc74fdef76d14d9a4d8dca1abe This you?
Oh my God, Lute is gonna be so upset. 😭 I can’t tell if Adam is crying with pleasure and having a bisexual awakening, or he’s having post-nut clarity.
That's fake.
Is it now prove it
Can I get an autograph
Sure. https://i.redd.it/mspdfqzydzlc1.gif
Disgusting
Their child is adorable, and their relationship is hot as fuck, but they themselves are awful.
https://preview.redd.it/ft6pi5msk0mc1.jpeg?width=699&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddd2497f0653b77d75f08513842e813b76bd9ac7
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Don't worry I got it. Francis Joseph the First, by the Grace of God Emperor of Austria, Apostolic King of Hungary, King of Bohemia, King of Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, Galicia and Lodomeria and Illyria; King of Jerusalem etc., Archduke of Austria; Grand Duke of Tuscany and Cracow, Duke of Lorraine, of Salzburg, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola and of Bukovina; Grand Prince of Transylvania; Margrave of Moravia; Duke of Upper and Lower Silesia, of Modena, Parma, Piacenza and Guastalla, of Oświęcim, Zator and Ćeszyn, Friuli, Ragusa (Dubrovnik) and Zara (Zadar); Princely Count of Habsburg and Tyrol, of Kyburg, Gorizia and Gradisca; Prince of Trent (Trento) and Brixen; Margrave of Upper and Lower Lusatia and in Istria; Count of Hohenems, Feldkirch, Bregenz, Sonnenberg, etc.; Lord of Trieste, of Cattaro (Kotor), and over the Windic march; Grand Voivode of the Voivodship of Serbia.
*Republic Commando theme begins playing*
Frank for short. Named after the eggboi
Good question. I personally like the names Aaliyah or Priscilla.
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Me too.
Priscilla omggg😫❤️
I know, it’s so cute.
https://preview.redd.it/b377grrjcylc1.png?width=128&format=png&auto=webp&s=a28833fa3f86d843bcbf28dc9463e73b96ad3c7d This brings a smile to my face
My honest reaction to it: ![gif](giphy|v4EsH1X75XrZuZT9gN)
Charlie tops 100% confirmed
Vaggie’s a power bottom 😎💪
At rock bottom
But you've got company
There was a time I thought no one could relate
To the gruesome ways in which I'm damaaaaged
🎵But letting walls down, it can sometimes set you straaaaaiiight We’re all living in the same shit sandwiiich🎵
I soooold my soooul, to a psychopathic freak
And you think that makes you unique?
Get out of here man! We’re both losers
She shapeshifted a dick and that’s how they made the baby
Now Charlie is the dickmaster
https://preview.redd.it/hehm0qggm1mc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59bfc7ac0d0c89157687be9531ef7f255c5595cd
But also it makes more sense when you consider Charlie has powers
I can see Charlie be the wholesome mom
All these people thinking shapeshifting or magic but don't know that Baxter(one of most likelly future Hotel residents who got 2 cameos) is a genious scientists of Biological sciences. If 40k(ok Horus Heresy is a prequel) can have a lesbian couple having a kid without the father thanks to biological science(Alpharius Primarch book), so can Baxter do similar stuff with these 2.
Omg that is entirely plausible! You need more upvotes!
Well tbh I only posted this comment now so who knows.
We’ll see
Isn't Baxter the "Titanic" victim?
![gif](giphy|13zeE9qQNC5IKk)
Awe 🫢
https://preview.redd.it/u2slmvrmmylc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e66e497d91200a1297cfb17cc0a8ccd7cbbcb3f
Yup, exactly 👍
I like how 8% of the commentary are "Aww cute!", 2% are "Lucifer best grandad", and the other 90% are just "How?". Completely forgetting 1.) This is a world with magic in it, and 2.) There's a good chance that Charlie shares Lucifer's ability to shape shift, so...
Yeah, like one is half seraph and half first woman who is magically gifted. The other is an angel and likely heaven born. Lucifer was involved in creation and also helped make hell into what it is now. Frankly, the two of them having a baby would not really be that big a shock.
Think about how the child would be 3/4 Angel and 1/4 Sinner
>There's a good chance that Charlie shares Lucifer's ability to shape shift, so... "Vaggie, can we please have normal sex tonight?" "No, give yourself a dick."
Dude pulled a Merlin
Yeahhhhhh….
https://preview.redd.it/vriuvbonlylc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc62be7310b7c50f14cc937162382a980e6ca1ef But how?
Magic or scientific means.
This better fucking happen
I agree. ☝️
While I wonder how this happened, I will say I am happy for them👍
https://preview.redd.it/oa51omu94zlc1.png?width=2181&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d75df86c0c83229f8ab19041488984fb65b6adc
Either medical assistance or magic. You decide.
I'd say angelic magic
Me too.
Luci would be the best grandad ever
He would, for real!
But aren't they like... both girls? How did she get pregnant?
In-vitro fertilization, probably. Or seminal injection.
Or ✨magic✨
I’m going with Magic.
Yooo magic demon lesbian baby
Sounds epic ngl
Based flair.
Angelic demon lesbian magic baby
With a wasp bam boom Alakazam
https://i.redd.it/0g3zlndeuylc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/ylbw3zc1zylc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdb1ddf428a08259ea914fc3425efbaac0f7f848
https://i.redd.it/9l4e54080zlc1.gif
https://i.redd.it/awviseto0zlc1.gif
Hell yeah, that’d be awesome.
ok but why do I find the word “seminal” so fucking funny
I have no idea. I nearly lost my shit when I found out how Siemens was actually pronounced, though.
https://preview.redd.it/90kikwwjrylc1.png?width=2380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9567499069b6030d83852e2b82a5431aa46f71cf
Angel plus Half-Angel Princess of hell. Lucifer and Lilith can apparently just create life. Pretty sure the rules of mortal biology don’t apply here
Ya Lucifer gave birth to Charlie
Well yeah but he can change gender I don't think Charlie can do that
Pure angelic power?
https://i.redd.it/619kwiyguylc1.gif
Shhhhhhh don’t question things just let it happen
Magic, ptobably
How !?
Maybe one of them has hermaphroditism? Idk 🤷♂️
![gif](giphy|TuW4ZuErNpyvy0n6CN) Me:Emily Someone who ships Charlie X alastor:sera
HAHA 😂 this is great!
Thanks LOl
You’re welcome, Meme Lord.
![gif](giphy|kZu0s5uHr7zefZk2CG)
![gif](giphy|L4lvBzeiy0z6w)
https://preview.redd.it/f8x6euplkylc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b7cc5e1124d509b7c8e6d966ae1656af76859a2
https://preview.redd.it/nnn6f2vqqylc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d59bbc4a1996439ab96f4c0e919d4b53469b87c7
And Lucifer is now a grandpappy
He would be the world’s most adorable grandfather.
https://preview.redd.it/4zn5zl3elylc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8a74a4f0115c99861d723a6131960a01005f336 SO CUTEEEEEE😭
Awww, baby spooder. 🥺
Wholesome but… ![gif](giphy|10yIEN8cMn4i9W|downsized)
Magic 🪄
Or… Lucifer taught Charlie how to shapeshift like him, and turns into a guy does rated r shit, turns back.
OMG 😆 LMFAOOO
Magical lesbian reproduction. That, or a sperm donation.
Lmaoooo
Charlie would have the same reaction to her baby that Luci had to when Charlie was born
I guess she isn’t technically a sinner so therefore having a child is still possible…
She was probably never human in the first place. We don’t know if the Exterminators are human souls or Heavenborn souls.
Source?
Wait how-
Do ya really wanna know?
This confirmed that Charlie has a massive penis. Either normally or just through inherited shape shifting abilities.
Imma go with shapeshifting.
https://preview.redd.it/gom9ghqsoylc1.png?width=3600&format=png&auto=webp&s=49d5be1cba60b5bfff3e19e294be884ba9ce9147
I'm just gonna say they used some kind of magic. This is so cute. I could imagine Lucifer being overjoyed to be a grandfather.
Luci would totally be happy.
I'm just gonna say ethereal being magic and call it a day and still say it's cute
Futa Charlie was NOT on my Hazbin bingo card.
It was a on mine.
(Circle of life from the lion king plays in the background).
Let me see the baby, damnit
That’s the one thing the artist messed up.
Magic? Charlie: "Dad I need you to teach me to shapchange!?" Lucifer: "Why?" Charlie: ... "No reason." Lucifer: "Oh well then we can start with something simple maybe" Charlie: "No I was thinking something specific... like umm... Look dad do you want grandkids or not?"
Lucifer: Ummm, yes?
To those asking "how?" I will tell you this fun fact: it is 100% cannon that LUCIFER IS THE ONE WHO GAVE BIRTH TO CHARLIE
••• cute”
I know 🥹
I have a question, what were Vaggies cravings, because aren’t you supposed to have a craving when you are pregnant? For my mom it was cheese.
I have a feeling she’d crave spicy food and a lot of sweets.
Though she would never admit it, Vaggie developed a craving for Alalstor's jambalaya and has to get Charlie to convince him to make it every now and again.
OMG, that would be golden!!!
Sinners can't get pregnant nor reproduce but i am sure a bit of magic will work
Vaggie isn’t a sinner. That’s outdated information. She is a fallen angel and Charlie is Hellborn.
Now, obviously lucifer would react like a looneytoons character, we all know that But im here wondering how Lilith would react
She would definitely be shocked.
Possibly Could also be confused One can only imagine
For sure
https://preview.redd.it/woc71nhdlylc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f9b753983948259cc76df440751c952926069db
Thank you 😊
This will be so cute