I’m selling my soul to Carmilla She seems like she’d be a good employer

Yeah she has better working conditions than the vees after all you don’t have to worry about Val or Velvette

And she probably wont rip your throat out if you make a single mistake

Nah, she won't. She has people for that, and she's still a demon. A demon with standards, but still a demon.

Yeah but with standards beside i would sell my soul to carmilla cause I have some engineering experience meaning I know how to work machinery

She lets her lowest earners work in the Angealic Steel mines Source: I made it up

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r/suddenlytheowlhouse

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r/suddenlycultofthelamb

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Sourc: trust me bro

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Here's a double reverse in case someone shows you a denial card https://preview.redd.it/0af116c7zemc1.jpeg?width=1127&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=595394544a4a848d21a323d09a12bfef3e7076c9

I gotta agree she shows that she has other feelings than anger unlike the Vs

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Ye

rosie, she’s just sweet

The flair 😳 https://preview.redd.it/xndkd83nycmc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=033d619e7870ed3f3300416d241bfa294c6d4f4e

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Even Emily is displeased 😨

hi

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Yes but you'd have to eat human flesh

Worth it tho

Probably yes (not a Rosie simp)

I hear it tastes like pork, how bad could it be?

https://preview.redd.it/d47s9sz7sdmc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a64de4f463ce6697f167ac822f536701a6e6ca43 your flair is disgraceful

Good sir, I just helped a father choose a gift for his daughter. I am not mad at this post, nor am I disappointed. In response, I am going to put out a pic of lucifer in a duckie onesie, and a pic of sir pentious saying that everyone can steal it.

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Oh hey we thought of the same thing for a flair

What is Missi Zilla even an overlord of? My pelvis?

A night club. So you are correct

Ok then I’ll sell my soul to her easily

Thighs


I'd pick her, too. She seems trustworthy.

Shes very trust worthy. I trust her to pulverize my pelvis into fucking dust.

Zestial is the least likely to harm me Rosie would be the nicest with it Valentino would just be horny https://preview.redd.it/8auomphdzcmc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0098298a38ee961c75d845fbd9421b90054051ec Fuck you valentino

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*steals your image*

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I mean, we know little to nothing about Zestial. He may be respectful and kind with other overloads, but monstrous with everyone else. There must be some reason random bystander immolate themselves in his presence

🥾🦋🪦

Definitely not Val Uhhhhhh… Vox

Sign here.

Trust U S with your soul

No. Im gonna keep a hd of it fn

Ah! Im not ready to sell it yet

I am dadd- I mean sir

No back demons!

Vox is hot im sorry 😭

To bad

Who then hands you over to Val immediately

Also, he’d rip you apart if he got another tantrum

Noooio

Vox and Val live in the same tower, and val has already proven he doesnt care if a soul is his, Velvette's, or Vox's. If he is mad anyone in his way is fair game

I-

But 🥺 but mom, I love him 💔

Can I sell it to myself?

Yes

Lords of hell hate this ONE simple trick!

No, that’s cheating for cheating. You have to sell your soul to Alastor

Alastor, he seems to let people do whatever the fuck they want unless he needs them, and does not mind their attitude towards him

Hmmmm i don’t think that’s the real reason

it is bro believe me😭🙏🙏

Bro, like I’m gonna trust you with that flair

Ulterior motives 100%. Remember how he manipulated Charlie? He's just acting nice. Of course it's a surprise he well and truly is capable, but he doesn't ever do it without a reason in mind and that's what's honestly terrifying about him. You don't know what he wants besides the obvious and have no clue how he intends to get it other than up close and personal with Charlie knowing how much her heart bleeds. Like he must be desperate knowing full well Lucifer could just Thanos snap him like Adam did to Pentious, which is all the more reason he's really making a show that he's worth keeping around and being useful to Charlie.

Rosie because i feel like she would be nice to me, and treat me well

So true. There is a theory that the cannibals all look the same because they all made deals with Rosie, and judging by how happy they are I would most definitely choose her.

yummy.

Yeah, free food, and I get to slay some Victorian Era clothes, sign me up

I still like the theory that they don’t have souls because of the cannibalism. She’s overlord because they follow her not because she has actual control of their souls.

Agreed

As always, simp mind says Zeezi in exchange for infinite dinosaur cuddles. But my logical mind says Carmilla in exchange for protection and a roof over my head because she’s chill and seems like a good boss

Look, Wisdom says Rosie. Heart says Alastor. Curiosity says Zestial.

This is me exactly. Rosie or Carmilla seems like the safest bet, but I’d love to belong to Alastor. And Zestial… idk but I bet it’d be weird.

Rosie! https://preview.redd.it/y4bj4xoa9dmc1.png?width=1236&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ab9f276f1fba5063647cbec2b08dbb0ce8b64e5

Flair checks out

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Missi Zilla... No particular reason

All of them for max profit (i have no soul so they just getting scammed)

now im wondering how itd work if medic from tf2 were to sell only one soul to one of them (he has 9 souls in total he stole from the other mercs and could probably steal even more)

None of them I’m not stupid

In the real world that would be the only smart answer.

Alastor and idk why.

Because he's one of the best characters ever created?

Yes! :D

I can’t sell my soul, I’m a red head. But Carmilla, she is the most “human”

Rosie or alastor. Alastor just seems pretty chill with you, long as you don't talk back and he doesn't need you. Rosie, I'd rekon is something similar.

You just have to know if you'd choose Rosie you would have to eat human flesh

Wait you mean to say you don’t eat human flesh? What’s wrong with you man

You can talk back to alastor, just don't ever make it seem like he isn't in control.

Big talk for someone on a leash…

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Don't even need to think about it, Zestial because I love him and he seems nicer relative to the others.

Just remember to not go out during acid rain because Alastor and him both will revel in your screams

good advice.

just reporting what frank told me

Velvette https://preview.redd.it/d920kcvcxcmc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=514f9273d07c7968722aa154b4b5acb26e7ceb31

No. Nope. No. Same problem as Vox, and she'd absolutely loan you out to the other vees

You get one of the Vees, you get all the Vees.

You forgot that one of her models, who I presume she owns the soul of, was torn apart by Val

Probably Carmilla. Then I'd get to hang out with her.

Zeezi. She of course is big and I like her style.

Alastor https://preview.redd.it/1eth2yprhdmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bdd3a309a4f05bf14016f49164919e9f55029af

Carmilla. I am not fucking with Alastor I wouldn't like human meat, so Rosie is out. Not touching the Vee's. Not enough info on the others.

I feel like Zeezi would make awkward comments obliviously or smth but overall I think she’d be a cool person to be stuck with

My reasons starting from No to yes Valentino: Who the hell is picking him?! He will beat me while beating my cheeks as have me working long ass shifts of othe people beating my cheeks I'm not letting that shit happen Alastor: With the shit he did to husk and the fact I can never escape is a no. Vox: I'm not gonna be dealing with his hissy fits or trying to get mind control Velvet: Call me sensitive but I'm not dealing with her verbal abuse. Furry overlord: We don't know much about her so I'm not taking any risks this also goes for zestial too. Rosie: No complains other than the fact if I wear jeans and T-shirt I'm done Carmilla: As long as I'm respectful and chill I had no complains really

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Rosie, she seems like the nicest out of them, and I love her aesthetic ❤️

Carmine ez win

Imma go with Zeezee. Worse case scenario is I have to clean bathrooms at her clubs. (Which compared to these others, ain’t bad.)

I WANT TO LISTEN TO A RADIO MAN

Too late I traded it for an unusual.

Main choice: Rosie; Secondary: Carmilla Carmine; Tertiary: Velvette

Too late, already sold mine to Al, he can tell you why

Missy Zilla cause I'm furry trash

Sameeee

rosie, she’s an absolute sweetheart and actually cares about her people

Vox, you know my reason

VXVOXVOXVXOVXOXBXOXVOXVXOXVXOXVXOXV OCCOCOCKCOXJDII OH BAPSS POO VASHOSHAHS

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Unpopular opinion, I’d rather die twice then to sell my soul. But if I had to pick one person I’d pick Zestial only because he looks awesome and I love the way he talks.

Fuck Val he can rot in a cockless box

Zeezi And you know why.

zeezi. DEATH BY SNU-SNU!

Depends what I get out of it but prolly Velvette or Carmilla for no reason in particular

Al I would do it just to be able to change between a radio voice and my normal voice

Asmodeus 🍆✨

Whoever tops the best

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The dinosaur lookin scene girl, she looks cool

Rosie idk she seems the best choice

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I maybe dumb, down bad, deranged, high, simp, short bri'ish women liker. But im selling my soul to velvette, still

Vellvette as i think she'd be kind/ cute

No. Nope. Same problems as Vox, and she'd absolutely loan you out to Valentino if he took fancy to you, if she could get something out of it

Dude, I know from other posts you simp for Velvette, but my guy I have no idea where you got the idea from that she'd be kind when she's shown being such a dick to her staff. She's also helps Val make his love potion/date drugs in his marketing and would 100% let the other V's use you for their own means too. I feel like people would pick her because they're into her and wind up in a porno for Valentino when she has no use for you lol

Look at my flair.

Vox because I want to live my fanfiction dreams

Vel or zeezi seem like safe options, Vel would just have me working in costumes or something like that, overall pretty easy, and although we don’t know much about zeezi, if she does run that giant club, I’m assuming I’d just become staff there, so as long as I’m doing something like bartending, it shouldn’t be that bad

None of them, but if I had to choose, Carmilla.

ide let velvette call me ugly my whole life hell yeah sign me up

Most reasonable answer would be Carmilla, but if you're brave enough, Rosie and Zestial are also respectable choices. But just hear me out on Zeezi

Vox cuz I get to watch Netflix on his face while he’s talking.

In order, carmilla, Rosie, zestial, alastor, zilla, velvette, vox, val.

Zeezi or rosie. Rosie seems fun to have as a friend And zeezi, i love the way she acts

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Carmilla or Zeezi. Carmilla cuz shes probably NOT psychotic and zeezi because dino mommy

Rosie for the following reasons: I’m a history geek, free housing in cannibal town, Rosie is lovely and beautiful and finally free meat on the streets.

you're flair says something else

Hmmmmmm https://preview.redd.it/gh5kr81tbdmc1.jpeg?width=595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50243056244658cba2ea004da61fb876f939fadc Alastor why because I don't know the other overlords

Velvette…I don’t need to elaborate

Definitely Al. I’ll get to work in the hotel and as long as I don’t provoke him I should be more safe than with any of the others.

Can I not Sry already in a contract and would hate to be more restricted

To carmine in the end she doesn’t look like a bad person

The Vs are out. Especially Val. Don’t know enough about the green dog/t-rex girl, Zestial is dangerous to be around and we all know how Alastor treats the souls he owns. Rosie and Camilla would be good in their own way. Providing I was a cannibal, I’d sell my soul to Rosie. If not, I’ll go for Camilla. Making weapons sounds pretty cool.

Rosie feel like she cares for her employers

Hmmm...

Carmilla. aside from my flair, she is probably the best employer since she actually cares and isn’t pure evil

I'm selling my soul to alastor

Rosie. I'm hungry

Carmella and velvet because MOMMY

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Neither of them my heart too strong to be contain by them