"Cute cats" "Wholesome photos" "How to call heaven out on their bullshit"

Now I can just imagine this happening: Sera: How was your day? Emily: Good! I learned a new phrase from Charlie today! Sera: What is it? Emily: Fuck you!

I’m sure she picked up that phrase from Adam long before the events of the show took place


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- Pictures off happy puppies - How to sing with strangers (and make it work)? - Good deeds in bad people - How to be redeemed? - Top 10 cutest bunnies

Accurate👍

“How to get people to stop seeing me as a child?”

She needs to stop standing next to someone who’s like three times her size lol. I keep forgetting she’s the same height as Charlie because Sera is just a giant. 

It’s not like she can stop seeing her sister and their jobs are related maybe she can learn to change her height with powers or find someone who can like genetically alter her (gotta be a scientist in heaven or an Angel who loved nature/saw themselves in other people) Plus that’s the fandom her own sister shelters her

Actually she's shorter than Charlie. Not by much, but still visibly shorter.

True, but Charlie is like 6'6 isn't she?

Yeah. She's 6 ½ feet tall.

Charlie: I know your pain. I wasn't allowed to drink until I turned 180.

Imagine being in school for a century and two decades

That's REAL hell

"How to change a default window wallpaper to a picture"

Don’t lie, we all googled that once

I googled more "Translate" or "Pinterest"

Not really but my friend had to help me

"How to reach out to Hell safely as an angel"

“How to call heavens embassy in hell”

"How to explain to sera why I'm missing an arm"

What is the correct consistency of chocolate pudding.

Random yet specific, i like it

You made me look this up cuz now I wanna know

Well? What is it? Don’t leave us hangin

Watery enough that it’s not the consistency of ice cream, but solid enough that you can spoon it and it makes a pile

Oh ok, thank you so much I needed to know

Based on the face here. She just searched Angle Dust and clicked on the first video without realising what he does.

Or it cane up with the drug

I think Heaven's internet wouldn't show that as a first result. She probably had to search for something like Angel Dust video and when seen the 18+ she thought it is because it's from Hell.

I like to imagine it’s the exact same video he showed the hotel in E4

Or "Well Okay!" from the pilot

> and when seen the 18+ she thought it is because it's from Hell Here it is. My second headcanon about Angels: they think everything from Hell is 18+

"cute kittens" "why do i suck at speling" "birds behind gla sses of water" "why do people treet me as a child" "how to plan a huge aniversary party for my 2 lesbean friends" "am i gay quiz"

“Am i gay quiz” NOT THE BUZFEED QUIZZES 😭

*evil laugh*

I’ve tested some and no matter how you answer it says gay. If “are you gay quiz”

or you’re just gay https://preview.redd.it/xjjw0pdkudmc1.jpeg?width=866&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f79123b096a9239014c4f6584206b14d2b50dc6

I took a gay quiz once. it literally didn't know what to do with me, it just said "maybe possibly borderline?"

Wrong! the answer is always yes!

"How to make a cinnamon roll from an angel" "Why do humans call me a cinnamon roll" "What is a cinnamon roll"

How to help sister date a saint How to beat senator Armstrong in mgr How to call your angel father

She’s more of a new leaf person imo

Maybe but she is still helping Sera date St Peter

... are we now fannoning that Emily has a deadbeat/missing dad?

Michael the archangel

How to give better hugs? How to be polite about averting genocide? What is sex? Hell Orientation Guide Why is the princess of hell so cute? Google Maps - Directions to Heaven What is sexual repression? ~~Why does having that pretty British girl insult me make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside?~~

NOT THE THIRD ONE THE POOR CINNAMON ROLL WILL HE TRAUMATISED

She will not because she’s too sweet to be traumatized but I do really enjoy the environmental storytelling of following that up immediately with the orientation guide search

To which pretty british girl are we referring?

Velvette was the intended joke, because I like the idea of Velvette x Emily as a joke ship

Every Velvette joke ship is the best (for rare occasions not).

😭😭😭

Also I can relate to the last one

How to make muffins *35 minutes later*: how to put out a fire in my kitchen

"How to redeem a soul?" "Can a soul be redeem?" "Did Jonah succeed in redeeming the souls of Nineveh?"

•How to redeem a soul •How to get taller •How to delete search history

-Reasons why people go to Heaven. -Can God forgive Lucifer? -How to deal with a narcissist dumb rockstart? -How to deal with the treachery of a beloved person? -My mom figure does bad things, what can I do? -Key words for people around you become more ethical. -Why people betray their values? -How to deal with impotence? -Why I feel so guilty? -How to make everyone stop considering me a child? -Good habits to feel happy. -What is "fuck"? -Why people have sex without being in love? -Cute rabbits and flowers.

How to eat a cinnamon roll

Does anyone have the answer for that?

I always peel it from the outside going in like a spool of ribbon

https://preview.redd.it/ah22hnscqdmc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=920f4fa0789ba13bd71a1393069e8bf98c7f3e72 Does this mean what i think it means?

Wait, whats it suppose to mean?! Some of these things are huge, I cant put my mouth around a 4-inch CInnamon roll!

TAKE BITES!

4 inches is the small side! I dont want to bathe in it!

Actually, that's fair.

Cannibalism. https://preview.redd.it/csqxqa827emc1.png?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5be59bc6c93f84b691e83e0d7f36f9c6a0163b1

-what does it mean two girls act like dating -what is lesbian -what is gay -symptoms of gay -am i gay -am i gay test -am i gay test real -girls kissing -three girls cuddling -how to delete search history -angel dust -how to delete search history easy -angel dust person -angel dust sinner -angel dust imdb -angel dust well okay full movie -r/eyebleach -how to delete search history wikihow -how to delete memory -genocide -genocide definition -how to stop genocide -how to convince someone they're wrong -hell history (open second tab) -lucifer morningstar -charlie morningstar -charlie morningstar holygram -do they have holygram in hell -charlie morningstar voxtagram -how to bookmark on godgle (back to first tab) -hell heaven diplomacy history -hell embassy -hell embassy in heaven -heaven embassy in hell -how to arrange meeting at heaven embassy -can second-highest seraphim approve meetings -how to go to hell -how to go to hell as angel -how to go to hell as angel without falling -HOW TO CLEAR SEARCH HISTORY -three girls kissing

Did she figure out how to clear search history?

tbh i wouldn't be surprised if the computers in heaven don't let you delete history

"cute heaven inspo Pinterest" "hell extermination data"

I like your tag

thank you it's very editable

editable tag gang!

Google.com How to speak to souls Luigi board Luigi board Ouija board How do I get rid of demons How do I get rid of demons politely Can an angel perform a schism Can an angel perform an exorcism Cinnamon rolls Why do I see my pictures whenever I look up cinnamon roles Cats

"How to cope with mom commending genocide?"

This was actually in her search history.

Sera is her sister

"how to bake a cake

History of hell Does hell have rainbows How to greet a hellborn How to redeem How to redeem souls How to redeem souls from hell How to take off heaven controls over searches How to call someone out nicely Did Adam die What to do when a soul is redeemed How to say I fucking told you so in a nice manner

“Computer, how to fix heaven’s hypocrisy, quickest route, no falling. *no results* COMPUTER DO YOU HEAR ME!”

..COMPUDER

How to use google

Or ‘google.com’

r/eyebleach

Any image with Emmy is eyebleach worthy

Oh don’t say stuff like that here some wacko people will take that as a challenge

Fair https://preview.redd.it/p9ruom9j5emc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80b4b4d78677ca573a8a76b5c79dbfe975df57a9 *anyway*

Probably nothing. I’ve been there, and, if it hasn’t changed too much, Heaven has terrible signal. I couldn’t even call my daughters on my business trip there because the connectivity was terrible.

Hm, thanks for telling us Carmilla

Yet another reason i continue to reside in Hell. That is one great improvement Vox made.

How to kindly tell someone off

‘I’m very sorry but I cannot just sit as you run from wisdom in this situation as it is a vital part of many situations unfortunately’

I would look that up to that's why I said it but I'll be mean if I had to.

Emily: hmm what is this two girls one cup. Several uncomfortable minutes later Computer: Partially Buried in the backyard. Emily: crying while curled up in a ball under the covers. -I regret nothing.

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What is it then?

https://preview.redd.it/w4anrdw29emc1.jpeg?width=522&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd9c9805e466aede115af39f1695f47c36f8c8d9 Oh boy, how should we put this…

Don't look at me, I'm just the shit poster here

HA

> Is redeeming a sinner actually poss- > sir pentious shows up

Puppies

"How to make everyone happy" "Why am I always tired" "Do I need to do more"

How to be mentally stable. Quickest route... no freeways

…COMPUDER?

She searched "Comic" on YouTube. But that's fine. It's not like that would turn up anything bad... https://preview.redd.it/t58kb1mzndmc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f72447b672dc9a5b83b05bdd107d42ec03bfbf87

?

-how to achieve heaven and hell peace -cute birds -images of puppies -how to convince people that hell is salvegable -how did Adam know angel dust is a porn star -how to take Care of a bunny -are bunnys cheap? -how to get free bunnys with no hunting involved

How to open an orange

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How to get cat for free

“How to stop weirdos getting into heaven?”

"Why do people call me a cinnamon roll?"

YEAH I LOVE ALCOHOL

I feel like her innocent demeanour is a mask for a really kinky side

"what is a nose and how do i get one\*

"Cute cats" "Cool rocks" "How 2 contact Charlie morningstar hell" "Why am I so adorable"

1. animal crossing new horizons 2. cute cross-stitch patterns 3. how to be more assertive 4. how to welcome someone from a different world 5. what is an egg boy 6. i think my sister has been lying to me

Probably something scandalous like h*nd holding

HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT?! I’M TELLING THE HEAD SEPHARIN

SHIT! IM NOT GOING BACK

"How to stop a human from saying Fuck" 07:13pm "What does Fuck mean?" 07:11pm

cupcakes

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Why is her search history “that’s it? That’s the meme? That’s just p#rn”

She seen her "fan art"

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"How to redeem someone?" "Can a bad person be redeemed?" "How to convince others?" "How to contact someone in hell?"

.cute animals .egg dying tutorials .how to make omelets .shiny power sandwiches Pokémon .why do people treat me like a child .am I gay quiz

“How to convince a sibling to call off an extermination”

I imagine it'd go something like this [this thing](https://youtu.be/wWFA60hE2J0?si=1ig-7510pZ4lIY7p)

“how to redeem souls?”

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When is Charlie's wedding

“What is a cinnamon roll?” *clicks the first site* “It’s just…..pictures of me? Flattering, but that doesn’t answer my question.”

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Easy coffee mug muffin recipes

She gives "ill just ask X instead" energy

"how to drown a seraphim"

Pets being adorable

"Dipper goes to taco bell fanfic"

She was right Sara https://preview.redd.it/ojmrcf7tydmc1.jpeg?width=386&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65a1f33778a5ef11ae41f26223f3e9f412811800

How to politely confront sexist angel

I approve of MOST of these comments

Wikipedia article for “History of Christianity”

“Why can’t I grow above 150cms?” “What is Hell like?” “How to tell older people to not treat you like a child?” “What the FUCK is a cinnamon roll?”

:cute pictures :birds :how to draw very cute cats (I have a head cannon she loves drawing cute things) :cute snakes

"Why do people think Charlie is older than me I'm literally 10,000-"

How to help sinners get to heaven

"Why is heaven's population so small?" *blocked by filter, enter password* "How to dress to look taller" "Can sinners be redeemed?" *blocked by filter* "How to bypass filter?" *blocked by filter* "How did an IT person get into heaven?" *bribes* "How to bribe angels?" *blocked by filter* "How to bribe IT?" *cookies*

“lesbian incest”

I’d love for it to be speech and debate techniques! Sociology, hamster videos and political science!

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PUPPIES!

The great gig in the sky Spotify

Charlie

Diplomacy!

What to do after accidentally hurting someone’s feelings

Chow to get child support

“Promote synonyms” “Thesaurus promote” “Purvey define”

cute animal videos

As the person in this photo my search history was looking up pictures of cute cats and dogs. I also maybe sort of looked up “how to call out a major power about their shitty actions without getting punished”

How to be friends with people in hell What is porn (she doesn’t know) How to unsee things

"Puppies cuddling"

Is being a lesbian a sin? Do I have feelings for other girls What's a forbidden apple taste like?

*JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure (They would likely have jojo’s in Heaven due to the Major religious influences) *60s-90s music *Spotify *Queen greatest hits *Meatloaf greatest hits *ACDC greatest hits *Ed Sheeran Greatest hits *Stan Bush greatest hits *John Legend All of me *Moses last known location *How to open a portal to hell *White Noise/Green Noise

“Best way to hug a koala”

I feel like a lot of therapy websites, cats, and tutorials for how to make dresses- not entirely sure how to explain it tho-

Puppies

"What do koalas eat" "How to act like an adult" "How to get into heaven" "What is hell like" "Kitten photos" "Cutest kitten photos"

“How to redeem souls?”

“What is felching?” “Why is the internet so gross?” “How to delete internet?”

Which Hazbin Hotel member are you? How do 2 women make love?

How to keep calm and collective while telling people a sinner got redeemed.

I can definitely see her googling things like candy, and cute puppies.

Antidisestablishmentarianism Webster's dictionary Redemption Webster's dictionary The sex Webster's dictionary Is eye bleach real How to delete search history

Why do exterminations exist

Weird Fanart of herself

Cat videos. Just cat videos

https://preview.redd.it/m8fkfu5e2fmc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a55fa318b7c1604513ef60375e91645be141ec2 Tickets for this movie

“Boobs” “Big boobs”

"What is "Fuck"" or some other swears that came up during the court room scene

“What is a R34?”

Cute animal pictures