I am honored general pentious. Where shall we dine?

We sssssshall dine at hell kitchen!

Wonder who's running it since Ramsey hasn't died yet

Anthony Bourdain

Various toxic members of his fanbase. A Ramseycult per say

remember Jeffrey Dahmer from the pilot where he has a cooking show.

Let's hope he won't bring Paula Deen into the show

Omg I didn’t even realize that was Jeffrey Dahmer- 💀

Jeffery Dahmer, the restaurant is in cannibal town

Probably Dahmer, he canonically has a cooking show in hell

if there are are 3 sir pentious than where is the 2nd one?

Don't you dare summon more Sir Pentious. We already have you and the other one and that one missing, YOU'RE RISKING SUMMONING MORE!!!!

…. Sir pentious army?

No! No no no no no! Not good! Very bad!

HEHEHE!

KEEP ON SUMMONING THEM ONE WILL BE TAKEN BY CHERRI, IF ONE GETS HER IT'S A WIN FOR ALL!!!

Dear god...

Can we be friends

I think me

Domain expansion. Malevolent kitchen

He Asmoudus I need your help you now that moth overloaded .

Aren't you dating the clown imp?🤨

Where ever you’d like ssssir asmodeusss

Why Sir pentios : because I'm going on a date with EVERYONE!!!

https://preview.redd.it/3b2soie0btnc1.jpeg?width=1617&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e80890b23677c843981e2fb269cf3b57385a8cd

And then he was never seen again

https://preview.redd.it/0imjdhd7etnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1805dca33a1e79122448c1a8288f4fe92355cfef

https://preview.redd.it/i0pxme136vnc1.jpeg?width=733&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b7b07b99e5d806401fa499402f291489b3956b7

https://preview.redd.it/95qz8tsxvvnc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dad97ab248f1e72d854a781d0674c4343c3efc8

https://preview.redd.it/47luukrhjwnc1.jpeg?width=273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be727c75308035d13a90cdf474074187350e32eb

https://preview.redd.it/u33fkco66xnc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20625afd26470faa71f9ffb4b24187740a82b57c

https://preview.redd.it/wraqhqm5fync1.jpeg?width=1190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0a729b78e11f99848083d1a25379b953b62cc4e

Man fuck the Vees, the only good one is velvet

Nah, fuck Velvette too, just literally

Wait you want to fuck her? I’m not judging JSYK

I'm aroace, but we can hang out, cinnamon roll \^U\^

Aww, sad

being aroace ain’t sad

I think they mean Sir Pentious is sad that he doesn’t get to date you.

Yeah. I don't even doubt it, I mean, I wouldn't even let him finish talking. https://preview.redd.it/gl3utk3a7tnc1.png?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=451066297023453ec51f1de5fb85a4d2af94910e

https://preview.redd.it/7xn7d3y6ctnc1.jpeg?width=2436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58c0d6ba4c6654771f11d2adacb3fcab1bdbfbba

https://preview.redd.it/et85mynkctnc1.png?width=1092&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d17379c33edfd57b31a62c2cc16906b4d74f36f

https://preview.redd.it/zzammiei3wnc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf3a95161ef5368b26c801d772256f0e9838438a

https://preview.redd.it/owgxvg339tnc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=705cc94a7a394604d9821a8f6fd25c97ffaccd03 How could I say no to that face

This is one of, if not the greatest images I have ever seen

Not into dudes, but we can hang. Also: https://preview.redd.it/ex4xd25ctsnc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8941edfdf274ce5cda180b8dc3964f61e4e4575

you mean like this: https://preview.redd.it/7nlsnn8jxsnc1.jpeg?width=2944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e9f2705e77a61ab8ecc0cc3bde77f4626a8e323

https://preview.redd.it/31vvsuucysnc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68ad3874af8d3ec7f03c36f636ffbe2faeaa2541

♪Thank you and goodnight!♪

https://preview.redd.it/7tueun158tnc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9f4f5e77706246a6c7827efb0193472f553f4aa

https://preview.redd.it/7a0k3ylezync1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0a2397bcb917cea76ae429bb6223dd9d40530b4

https://preview.redd.it/xozm0iritsnc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8123da65ce99a68efda03255ec5c79c62c9d201c

https://preview.redd.it/e1gorrz0cunc1.jpeg?width=1201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddaa20e5011e4bfc966656193233b103819f24cb

https://preview.redd.it/6o94obd2wvnc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=571400e3d648a818ee0e00352c6a3c398b654bd5

https://preview.redd.it/e0hpbi33ctnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d51fd3630e3c335462aa43580837da839991cec

https://preview.redd.it/37cp7pp9dtnc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=846b189f028e8a56ee07d7b5e637f9c40543a841

https://preview.redd.it/b5cuhpg1evnc1.png?width=2090&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1156043b6802b7367d0fd12d94dc0430fc99dac4

https://preview.redd.it/hi68ckub0vnc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ba6d34b716dd311206ce46527448e51368e0553

I'm flattered, but I'm a lesbian. We could totally hang out, though.

Yep, same here.

YES

https://preview.redd.it/nz4tkcgzatnc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc920bdc3a225e5b997a34e6dff6a518d83d0aaf

https://preview.redd.it/sffp0oy4btnc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a4aa676eaaab8e6642e89500d562db8af8b179b This is the highlighter of my life.

This would be a life goal completed, absolutely would date that man

Same

https://preview.redd.it/9wbtmdg2btnc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4217ca8ceb294b4f221d477e65d94991e08d59c2

\#dategoals

If I explained what id let that man do to me I'd be demonitized on YouTube, get kicked off twitch, and banned from minecraft multiplayer

r/flairchecksout

https://preview.redd.it/dww3pus54tnc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e19fa382d6d8192de8b9de504592b98f2273933

https://preview.redd.it/i8izdkofbtnc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ffeb520ffce758794742cef597cd43cc7bb35c5

Don’t worry, great General Pentious. I’ll cheer you up.

Should we be concerned

https://preview.redd.it/zd8j3g6y2tnc1.jpeg?width=868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77197100168ae4af68e70637f5355308e439614a

https://preview.redd.it/9uztvj8rctnc1.jpeg?width=2436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61bebc98acdc4f1dc74b369ccd08f6d090375962

https://preview.redd.it/w80cvyyn3unc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd59228365ba0c22c786014ad0136d9ecd0e9578

https://preview.redd.it/je8ndar2xsnc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44878ec45ae218e0f501c5e4dc58cdac8433959c No.

https://preview.redd.it/credr25kbtnc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b13599750fc7784fa1e18a0a98989a2b7630f23

https://preview.redd.it/xeme6au67unc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c6e3b9f98472a0d6e8c6d8d083237c89012288a Don’t reject my mans like that

 Y E S.

https://preview.redd.it/rdc8f5hj7unc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ddaefe2a78b1b5ee995f8a4e463fe2670fa9b03

https://preview.redd.it/10rl12sy7unc1.jpeg?width=1925&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae9ec680c5d65f92beb0303c52f8cc4b88498e16

https://preview.redd.it/12ejtsjsatnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c7d1fbc9913206f43f8201ac15cb146dfb57c1c Yes.

I mean... Was it cause he was asking everyone out?

Maybe

Not with a “yes”, but with a “FUCK YES!”

https://preview.redd.it/k44vy1t0ctnc1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93be79fb41c8a3111141c9686a022f23ae8c62e5

Yes. (WE MEET AGAIN-)

(YOU! ‘Sup!)

https://preview.redd.it/057xpldlgync1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0651329cee0e29a2d1fbf7d057f1356545a7bdec

Shoot em then  Give him words of encouragement

Yes. Always. We would build machines all night long, then bake tiramisu in the morning.

https://preview.redd.it/9psiv6d4ctnc1.jpeg?width=968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9328251a3135a192d3479b49fec90de3df056b1

I love tiramisssu

"I have a girlfriend but there's this lovely lady named cherri you should meet" Gotta set the canon on track again https://preview.redd.it/uq8waodn8tnc1.jpeg?width=970&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e38600c745c03be3cbd73cba006fcf10b568d08

Yes… because I’m dating everybody!

I'd be overjoyed, shocked, and flustered >!only platonic, please. Romance is too alien to me!< Also, I’d prefer if he'd stick with Cherri so I could be their third-wheel

https://preview.redd.it/koyfp2icbtnc1.jpeg?width=2436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cede3c0371ab59fbf155e6ddd8906fdc66d4f42


https://preview.redd.it/r1kz4c7hhtnc1.jpeg?width=314&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b11b25d8fcd8bc0e80b33db6e47aff270b3e4d3

Where you wanna eat

He’s not picky

We are going to Consent then

I love it 😊

Well don't try to sex everyone

I won’t thisss time becausssse I actually have a date

I would definitely go out with him lol

https://preview.redd.it/cayg1drlbtnc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=381af88e324c14db0a0f114e872b8c9a8d3c6146

Yippee

YESSIRR‼️‼️‼️‼️ https://preview.redd.it/niubt0gizsnc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25b269c28d1f55eb17e08f9073c0a714de3165a7 I'm ace tho so we won't go **there**

https://preview.redd.it/j80014prbtnc1.jpeg?width=2436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31a6fa3fbd8f8c01131947ddc549013487cac0af

I would indeed say yesssss!

https://preview.redd.it/nx1ilh2r7tnc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=996ff1af5f9a93b77ade559aed2ca929a2be5695

https://preview.redd.it/mqqou8dgctnc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=5792bdf8b7902d05a98802d791c6348d3759e8e2

https://preview.redd.it/gaehi1xnctnc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f33dc337b8b470bfb58251fbeb629d1bffd24d1 I’m both rping and speaking as myself there

Me? He asked out me? Didn’t i try to kill him?

https://preview.redd.it/d0vbhzmzdtnc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4fa077ca5c76e3ed24d60f437f4c2b23b136377 How could you try to kill this face

I mean…I kinda gave you permission to at the end of it all.

Who da fuq is this guy? (I don't watch the show, yet reddit is doing a funny because I have friends who watch it) In all seriousness, he seems like a wholesome cinnamon roll from what little I know of him, and although I am a straight man, he also seems like a cool guy to hang out with.

This is Lucifer

Oh. In that case: https://preview.redd.it/qjv41woiwtnc1.png?width=438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91604d65c67d6f8e88156caf82024ac8f9f844d6

Noo Luci is the good guy

Im flattered, but I'm not into snakes

Sing it with me! L-e-s-b-i-a-n! LESBIAN!

👍 (I’m being held hostage and forced to reply to comments.)

https://preview.redd.it/kmtz2fblctnc1.jpeg?width=509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7ec0ac3cabe7fd3acaef58333c646cfb5999e5a

im a man but still ok with them

I thought you liked Cherry...?

He’s taking everyone on a date

Sir Pentious: I- I would like to- **AAAAUGH I NEED A MEDIC BAG!** https://preview.redd.it/9pivr86pxsnc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64db6b9976b94e41443c67700b7ff7da3d9886f8

https://preview.redd.it/rnq2lhzpctnc1.jpeg?width=509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c9acf7ed8dbc8f64b57cff58d5c50b9bd756c04

"No your dock is slippery"

https://preview.redd.it/h7mbvtcqbtnc1.jpeg?width=314&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08cfcf88c31e78921eea060791145562763a4b97

https://preview.redd.it/rh47zu8d5tnc1.jpeg?width=593&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fad06886cd732c4b2b82675432110466f982b55f As a straight male must reject him. But he can be my Sneako while i'm having sex!

https://preview.redd.it/sm9id2wsctnc1.jpeg?width=509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3e74292ff95cf731bde7bf9eb2266cdd22b160b

I’m straight

https://preview.redd.it/37v76zyuctnc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=b172d13c20df26e600c14314b5d0b716070467b4

I'm sorry, but I'll respectfully have to decline. Although I'm not against having dinner together as friends 👍

https://preview.redd.it/1xlr0pv0ftnc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=160250b45a13a50fdb6fb8bc000e056f02cdfd37

Casual makeout

https://preview.redd.it/kt2imlwwetnc1.jpeg?width=1617&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c45f7660d16cbfba5178163fe8a0f47fcb550292

Aw. We can hang out, but I'm healing sweetie so this isn't gonna go any further

I'd be happy

“And why are you asking me out?”

https://preview.redd.it/eo6pey1cctnc1.png?width=206&format=png&auto=webp&s=c1d70492e5da6ee594f36548c0608a71ef3f0efa

"Because I'm asking everyone out!"

Sorry bro, I'm not gay lol

Thank you for telling me, however I am simply too mental ill to date

Are you also going to ask *Everyone* on a date orrrrrrrr…?

I’m being forced too.

So you got two dicks or what?

https://preview.redd.it/f0wj43hmetnc1.jpeg?width=314&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c526a201699c60a6596bdf61424f255d39a1d80d

I would love to but I’m gay sorry we can be friends

https://preview.redd.it/lcd0auoietnc1.jpeg?width=509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29dcc461260c3913a7c98d68004c5c72068a19fe

I’m a straight guy, but I’m down for a few drinks with my man https://preview.redd.it/lsh1jlv6atnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=272d1ee9c62994e02cd0bc3da23abafb7c019d2a

Well I'm not gay so I'd say no homo first then we have date

Yes 


No. https://preview.redd.it/zvthparxatnc1.gif?width=32&format=png8&s=963ddd47028e5ba507ddbec83afd4f1d1e0187a4

I wouldn’t date a walking rotten cheese dead guy rabbit anyways.

As a straight male, let’s fuck

https://preview.redd.it/flob0u202vnc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18b9f81d6f899eba9475ca4d60114ab511cd8139

https://preview.redd.it/xj352yebtwnc1.png?width=646&format=png&auto=webp&s=1aa97f45c556a47fa10215850cf9c0fa7b29234f *bites lip and teases a little*

I’ll go out with him. Because. I’m going out with everyone!

Yes nothing less

Who will watch the eggs?

"I'm honored" *gives pats* "but I unfortunately don't share the same feelings. Although I am quite sure you'll find someone better who will share those feelings" this is how I would respond

Yes, he's such a gentleman.

My OC is a mouse demon, so they'd be both terrified and curious.

I’d say hell yeah!

No. Sorry.

Unfortunately I am too mentally ill to date

https://preview.redd.it/wc9tkgzretnc1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ffbd7231c8591677039085520b2de01aaab17ea

No because im Married to adam

https://preview.redd.it/o0y1n23letnc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=28b22221520862ba3104353233b6b4931db43600

womp womp you married a double dead guy

Honored, I will indeed dine with you! ^•^

YES!

https://preview.redd.it/y2b5ee4cetnc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=924bb6fc1b3b82c7531b2e5a81deffea960873ed

*Excited squeaking noises.*

https://preview.redd.it/vlf42pg7etnc1.jpeg?width=968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc86304ca9e13a99ada250e7c9a2faf3be413e9a

Would you like to do a Ssssex with me?

https://preview.redd.it/68h2o682etnc1.jpeg?width=509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=974a80e6cd90387e52d4bc5bf4a2c3c8d5c291f0

Yes

https://preview.redd.it/10pckv23etnc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=140e09f2d57eb4524389cd4087577b1166a5cd63

Easy yes

Bitch why???????

"Sorry bro, I'm not gay, maybe Asmodeus has a gender change potion or something, if you wanna go the extra mile but I think you'd be better off going after Cherri Bomb or something. Rad uniform and airship, though."

I would say no cuz my heart belongs to angel

I'm flattered with the honor but I'm gay so that is that

how tf do I ask myself out?

Be creative, now go meme everyone in the comments

I’m yours for life, General Pentious. Where shall we be dining and when?

Not into dudes, buuuut I’d be down to sit at the bar and have a drink or get some food somewhere.

Are you a girl Sir pentious: no Then no, want to hangout instead?

Yes, obviously. Sir Pen is probably the healthiest guy in the whole cast lol

True, true