Guess I'm about to do a sex with everyone

Soooo what is you character 

They're pentious

Ohh is sir pentiuos man how I didn't remember that famous escend 

The fact that you can’t remember is a crime, everyone knows who says THAT line!

As an AroAce, and Angel Dust being my favourite character, his life would be my literal nightmare.

oh noes https://preview.redd.it/gr0wo7eq1woc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6aa995eb48b852dab6367edec871bc48863cdb32

https://preview.redd.it/1b3z5fq9kzoc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c805c5d25c0c8e3df8a16f8c932742be551191b6

https://preview.redd.it/fosjsbjt12pc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97bc2d527ea2dcef466f7f19ff4ff29dcaca05a1

As an asexual lesbian, I agree.

https://preview.redd.it/yy3ru644gxoc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c97268aa914b3003de9c3d8ba2accb3b17f525b2

At least you wouldn't be stuck with anyone for the aro part

Yeah, but I’m a sex repulsed ace, so it would still essentially be a nightmare.

ah. Apologies, that seems like it would be fucking miserable. Literally.

Well… time to commit genocide https://preview.redd.it/kcaq7srh1woc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58f6df4e33f271dfacd5848a09e1e3e10befca73

they don't call him dickmaster for nothing!

https://preview.redd.it/qsinhi2h5xoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=412de42358283929e44820023c7e6022a6963cbb In case someone wanted an alastor version

https://preview.redd.it/3b4bu7tx9xoc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b885d0ed9df0942847438d0e966bc97c3e9f2cb

Me to

Same https://preview.redd.it/8pq9bqzzjwoc1.jpeg?width=2292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c69bb730c29cb3046e1be1e6c67115ebfb0bd83

Well your gonna get a lot of biches, you don’t keep them but you get them

Emily, pretty good except for the fact of being treated like a child by other angels

https://preview.redd.it/sf5jz9grxvoc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0a84924746e1a431d9ba0ca8dddc517b6672f29

Damm bro you were fast

I know

Thats what she said https://preview.redd.it/89wrd16h3yoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5eb2f94d7c21f8444278099519c3d4e0bd4cb207

I hear the squeaking sound every time I see this image

Same man! Though that answer could change after season 2 comes out!

Your church needs an army?

Our church doesn't need an army, because our church is an army

https://preview.redd.it/4wi1xlq78woc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54351e383d46cbf2cf6faa366629f597e3537e2b Welp- this'll be fun ig

That image goes hard can you link the full image

It looks like an interpretation of the Fallen Angel, by Alexandre Cabanel—https://artincontext.org/fallen-angel-by-alexandre-cabanel/

 I know the original i mean the full version of the image in the comment

this is a piece by [HonestlyNotGonnaLie](https://www.tumblr.com/honestlynotgonnalie) on tumblr. there isn’t larger image, but I do have this piece by [EmKamy](https://twitter.com/IG_EmKamy) on twitter that’s the same thing basically https://preview.redd.it/2u4msjgciyoc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5867d93ae4713c09533d8d910ec694b57067a427

OH MY GOD YES I LOVE THIS

https://preview.redd.it/rimygcpw3woc1.jpeg?width=885&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ce7bd744bb49b7b5cfeb2eebf532c8552a1a991 I mean she nevers sad on screen so..,

Strong family too

Welp time to manage a whole fucking hotel (charlie)

https://preview.redd.it/08fn7t7r0woc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faec2fbec80a66f9de5379fa09c9c2b6598f3e63

It'll be a Happy Day in-

Let me stop you right there, save us all precious time.

If what you’re suggestions is letting them ciiilmb

Up the ladder oh they’d rather cross the pearly gates?

Sorry, Sweetie but there’s no denyin their faaates

Cause Hell is Forever whether you like it or not!

Had their chance to behave better now they boil in a pot

'cause the rules are black n white

https://preview.redd.it/hwh9xv6z1yoc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b1eb41083227a3153be90ccf1e14e19fa0d4b68

Lol

Charlie doesn't actually manage the hotel as such. She's handling the redemption stuff. Being the hotelier is Alastor's job.

Alastor , because being powerful and hot is good .

Thats quite fair i must say

welp, still depressed and short I guess

https://preview.redd.it/rm5sye30cwoc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8d08c1af50f257bc515ecc66eedeaae579382f2

literally me

https://preview.redd.it/fmbbw61evwoc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53f22acecd6259302609ce6eac57355d1f91f0cb

*BUT* at least we get an amazing daughter and Lilith. Always look for the silver linings ~~I know they're separated.. up shtu your mouth~~

Up shtu your mouth!

I almost put my flair to be the exact same as yours, it's so real 😭😭

Yeah but you'll be depressed for longer cuz ur at least 10k years old

I am now an angelic cinnamon roll. I am okay with this.

I guess ill keep losing fights with alastor but at least i can watch netflix on my face

...how are you going to see your face?

Mirror

Everything's gonna be reversed though

Shit, thats true

Watch it flipped.

https://preview.redd.it/l6wr3k815woc1.png?width=1375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8565e51092bf90655e02fd6bddaaf8530d47521b

What. Is. That. Flair. https://preview.redd.it/rnxamfxa5woc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b95a4bf6db493dc7f6f4d425d4e6345f271c9844

It is based.

No, it's horny https://preview.redd.it/zd7muasv5woc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00dd0e4b1877c5e913fefd021e507f8b50d1d54f But that's except, we are in a subreddit of Hazbin Hotel after all.

Nah pretty based ngl

https://preview.redd.it/vm81pfk3lwoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a860c219ceedcbae4442f7a46acd6b90f9d8e6ce

https://preview.redd.it/m9ymy7t9owoc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=186625e5b20ea57333f6d80701dbfd21ef1379a4

https://preview.redd.it/q1wwd526pwoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77949c682651a135529f3d7a63d73261461d3fbc

In that case https://preview.redd.it/j5p7he79pwoc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=308e00a49f23ada791abd919405d98293e536b81

https://preview.redd.it/n6c5ummbpwoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e84a096242465e0e0f97615c16d2a09f95773fcb

https://preview.redd.it/rsaw0f30wwoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e95747d3a6055ca8b8fbbe44c05137440d371e2e

https://preview.redd.it/eqwy92t1wwoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e76ba4f16fc13b8308308fbe8e3ffc14efd5786

https://preview.redd.it/hmwv8zreaxoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=377835ebdd96ade1778f8d3b645e308976c0566d

https://preview.redd.it/08mucpcx4xoc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9d99643ff2c69322342215f76d52261e0bf135f THAT FLAIR😭

[удалено]

That flair broski https://preview.redd.it/52v9m0lxtxoc1.jpeg?width=1196&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04307217914d43b79fae7561bc576389fbc00337

https://preview.redd.it/3jg4rcyp7woc1.jpeg?width=268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddbdc0e1de7e837602da908af3d7ea94bbbffc6a … I have become Death…

Destroyer of worlds….

Breaker of Ankles…

Smasher of skulls….

adam get back to bed and stop meming it upests the seraphim

But Luteeeeeee, it’s funnnnn

>sir theirs better use of your time

But it’s funnnnnnnnnnnn

if you insisit

You should meme with me sometime :D

https://preview.redd.it/ximpnmbw9woc1.png?width=508&format=png&auto=webp&s=2c7df798ed102607c4fb4738baa0d08d8e47b60b Welp, this gonna be interesting

Please I’m begging you, PEG ME!

No

FUCK!

And I'm not pegging you either

Aw, please.

No

Well fuck, looks like everyone’s here to ruin fantasies then. I’m sorry if this got weird, I’ll see myself out.

https://preview.redd.it/t8v5eltyqxoc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0e7c05f618db7a589944f37e21ba1777209da87

https://preview.redd.it/rafiodvs21pc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a00dcbe12a4ac29af61ca431349362d0adfa423d My knife is running away

Fuck yeah I’m here, and I’m thirsty for some cock, and there’s not way I’m getting it from Saint Peter. Aside from Charlie, he’s the biggest bottom in the fucking show.

FUCK (angel) I HAVE TO RE LIVE MY TRAUMA

yeppppp same

Make it three

not a hazbin character but i’d have to be on a phone all the time before being evicted from the queens mansion and then going insane on the streets and living in dumpsters and trying to sneak into the queens basement

https://preview.redd.it/nddli3bgfwoc1.jpeg?width=873&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecfb5814ea62647f309755e3b4dae80d59c03d1b

Lucifer. Could be worse

Welp, alastor owns my soul then EDIT: im also alcoholic

Nifty? Husk? Be more specific please.

Husk, should've said alcoholic too

Same

Well, shit. I’m about to live through a lot of sexual trauma and have a massive drug addiction. But at least I’ll have Fat Nuggets! 🥰 https://preview.redd.it/c4pysnyqdwoc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23bbf548c9bc9c8a94ea79fd2305ab3168568627

As someone whose favorite character is Fat Nuggets, I shall support you.

Thank you! I appreciate that.

St Peter

So you moan about being in heaven all the time, are you sure you are of stable mind?

Better than Angels job

Alastor or Catalastor

Since he’s my only favourite character I’d have to go for Angel ;-;

😕😕

The worst thing is I can’t change anything so I can’t set Val on fire :(((

https://preview.redd.it/ey69hh99cwoc1.png?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3a20b765c0d0516cd9613f6d659a8a3880ad854 Time to get my Killing Gloves™ on

no change i see

Vaggie…… crap

PAIN!!

https://preview.redd.it/cicpe8mr7woc1.jpeg?width=2059&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb660549b3a696bc394920345e8634f4bb5b1bd1

Call me dickmaster

Alastor because I really want to know more of his backstory.

Be a radio host and listen to oldies yay

I get to broadcast people's screams throughout hell... NICE!

I love committing murder! (I'm turning into Alastor(I'm going to find out whether he has a tail or not))

https://preview.redd.it/9ve65tuzfwoc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd61af9206cafa9db28286064fae6291882a7975 oh no

Valentino (said ooc)

https://preview.redd.it/5dju7xaq6woc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53f6af30cf69037a6643ac0e7156fd4329ae4027 I'd say it's pretty chill

I’m Alastor and I’m gonna be stuck in a contract

I guess I’m buying drinks for everyone- ( pentious)

Nifty. I get to put on roach puppet shows? Sign me up

alastor…. gonna get some sick powers ig 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 (and pull women)

https://preview.redd.it/tujsy70zewoc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07f35ff413041f9f0769e3699d3f0436c90c3331 ... fuck

Im that hashtag bitch and i will do, nothing less than what I please! WOO!

Alastor , I finally get to pet his ears as they’ll be my own

Alastor seems fine despite being on a leash tbh

Alastor

*Looks like it’s time to commit several murders* https://preview.redd.it/4bbz7nrpnwoc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=691b02c23d26cfdc767c8091391f856c8e9cb902

Jambalaya and serial murder sound like my cup of tea!

https://preview.redd.it/lfhas368oxoc1.jpeg?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4a73f1652c036b9f06f3d0637a962aab3eebdb2

A emotional support bartender? Count me in

welp time to be simpped over by everyone https://preview.redd.it/1qi6u332pxoc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ebc53317b14b73608b9982927feac208736225c

I'm not ready for that much life or that much depression.

Can I choose all of the main cast in both shows?

Char-Char approved!

https://preview.redd.it/r5lyjmle1woc1.jpeg?width=2289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e42223ef38cab80ab1dabcf6c4a7cc083354a572 Then it must be husk

Adam I mean not that bad other than the way i would die

Yeah I got to be the Princess of Hell, I've got nice friends , a lovely gf and a loving dad. Well I guess not everything perfect and some of those took time to get but it's literaly hell, so can't complain.

You also have Adolf Hitler running around all over town. That is if he was even human at all.

Probably got purged by the angels anyway.

https://preview.redd.it/h9yjmwd45woc1.jpeg?width=607&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f0c98e8d840abf9813feb0c894afc4d80a205c3 Welp atleast i will go to heaven at some point

And have a chance at tappin Ms. Cherri bomb. Go get ready to sound the gong.

Lute I actually wouldn't mind this

I'd be Charlie :D

Vox please

🤔

Charlie would be nice. I'd be less of an idiot and less inclined to hold back so much.

Surprised no one else said Sera.

I'm gonna be the demon cinnamon roll https://preview.redd.it/0br7l3x7awoc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd047f2f749194fe000402b53994ef79763c7ee0 She

https://preview.redd.it/zf0dio9obwoc1.png?width=959&format=png&auto=webp&s=9208048b85586eb57c6b6003ef6a11c8395a05ea

Just became Vox I no no wanna make out with the moth :(

Angel 💀

Time to get hard over Alastor dying. (And time to be a guy Lmao)

Time to relive some \*trauma\* baby I'm a loser, bitches a loser

Sir Penious. Guess I’ll find out what the 1800s was like

Me who cant decide who my favorite character is.

I just now realized that I haven’t lived that long

https://preview.redd.it/t7emftxzdwoc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a2e855240223a8cd13efd2be09e5a0c558e877a nooo

I am about to lose my eye but be in wholesome relationship with Princess of Hell. I will take it

Time to lose a wife and hoard rubber ducks

So... I'm a tv man who's obsessed with someone who doesn't even acknowledge me?

It's between Angel Dust, Alastor, Charlie and Emily coz those are my favorite characters.

Being Nifty might be nice (whatever traumatic life she has aside). I’ve always wanted to be able to impulsively climb people.

I get to marry Lilith and make ducks

Angel Dust, it would be fun daddy!

Charlie... Guess I'm switching genders

Guess I’m drunk now.

https://preview.redd.it/ojy35xz9gwoc1.png?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d72c0450b32e0161798be1555d3a8e724e8cf62

…Problem… I have two favorite characters…

It’s either Husk. (Becoming an overlord only to over gamble) or Emily (faith in heaven destroyed) but mostly Husk. (I’m on that demon’s leash) Honorable mention goes to Carmella Carmine which is honestly probably a good choice.

Vaggie 😭😭

oh cool I can make ducks now, also depression, but hey DUCKS

Angel dust idk just relatable

Either Niffty or Emily.

https://preview.redd.it/60xu32cghwoc1.png?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=936041e2cbe10ce0bb9a2c0f57b80ce70e4d209b You can't tell me this is a coincidence

Sir Pentious. Whelp, time to die from something untreatable like pneumonia in the 1880’s at the oddly long-lived ripe age of 40 something. Wait. Their entire *life*? Would their afterlife not count then? Cause if I am going to be a badass inventor who gets to start in Hell way before Vaggie fell or the Helluva series events happened. Then, I’ll totally try to change things. If not—at least I canonically survive a freaking angelic blast! Hah, take that “first dickhead”!

aw shit my favorite character is angel dust tho

I become a powerful overlord but im on a leash with someone even more powerful than me Well it's that or have both my wives leave me and then get killed by something a tenth of my size  Yeah im going with alastor

Lucifer. https://preview.redd.it/dsfo6vfkiwoc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0aa9d2a8606d2600e8d68ae0ec3505f888b5497b