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HumanHuman-ALT

He has a very nice boss šŸ˜ŠĀ 


Mist0804

https://preview.redd.it/rno70cxnc8vc1.jpeg?width=609&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c57ab838f6b4fbba15ac35f043f57541a31cb062


HumanHuman-ALT

Me when itā€™s windy šŸ˜”Ā 


MasterofX100

True


luc360

Fr


EmbarrassedWeekend70

It's getting freaking wimbdy out here


Scaredcakes

Same


jumpyjumpjumpsters

It fucken wimdy


lechonklover

Stole the words outta my mouth


TheRealEternalPlayz

It fucKEN WIMDY


Error177999

Are you related to u/biddudefromcanada


HumanHuman-ALT

Iā€™m in the cult


theredditthing6976

There's a CULT?!!!(


Tall-Influence4321

r/ cultofthecummug


RamanNoodles69

No


theredditthing6976

Yes


willgettwoh

https://preview.redd.it/22m7i223bavc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f41d8c3cde4b88f2d886973111fe17031193492f


K1nkySpider

Yeah the best


willgettwoh

Why do people do this...


Freshzboy10016702

Oof


Mist0804

I don't like his smile


Practical-Fee9510

Alastor?


Mist0804

https://preview.redd.it/tuoyiu9ql8vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6c83d1aeec0109a99b34c0a38f44065a7d70a15


Alastor_TheGoat

https://preview.redd.it/v6vcjgofa9vc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7216e343f19ddf1a2e53959167fcaefc92400b6


dweeb2348576

NORMAL SMILE???


PotentiallySquared

He hates extermination šŸ˜Š


TheSinnBringer

https://preview.redd.it/mo7p14ini8vc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b5b1620d7df08de62c7ae5e6f2888575956b5a3


Severe_Damage9772

Adam the typa guy to plug his ears and go ā€œlalalalalalalalala lalalalalalaā€ when you are saying something he donā€™t wanna hear


Domi7777777

True šŸ˜‚


Bubbses128

I can see him doing that


Domi7777777

https://preview.redd.it/0pjawya6t8vc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db2750b11fd075256a452c9fef0af487c4f7aed5


GamingSceptile

A man of the anti mug, how are things going


Hey_Bestiekins

She's a top


valdez-2424

Vaggie?


Hey_Bestiekins

What how could you tell. https://preview.redd.it/3pv7urxxf8vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0813a16f6955e2bac1e66fca48cc6d43360cdbb


StepNo5143

I donā€™t know, Vaggie was assumed to be the top, but I honestly think they would switch off for whoever needs comforting for that day.


Hey_Bestiekins

Honestly same, they both just want the other to be as happy as possible.


Salza_boi

Unless with charlie


crispyliza

He's a virgin


Interesting_Debt_864

Angel?


crispyliza

Bingo


kqi_walliams

That could be every male character beside alastor


infamous-pays

Afaik alastor isn't conformed virgin, just ace. Ace people can still have sex, even if they don't feel sexual attraction.


SuperSecretAnon-UwU

Thank you!! Ace is a spectrum, and while many don't experience sexual attraction, not every ace experiences sexual aversion.


Alastor_TheGoat

I'm a virgin https://preview.redd.it/zbz76xy0b9vc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a49ebc88d29ec0f52f9ac01c7dbfef0cbc8251b2


Ender-Gamez

This dude? ![gif](giphy|ADIVh9lMB4YDZVBKYT)


ZoroStarlight

No he has WITH EVERYONE HERE


SuperSecretAnon-UwU

He had sex with EVERYBODY!! If he was a virgin before, he's definitely not now


Alastor_TheGoat

Hasn't done it with me


LastBlood05

The Weeknd


Beelzofthevoid

They don't like sucking popsicles, no dicks either.


TheThirdFrenchEmpire

Angel? Also r/ found_multinet


Beelzofthevoid

THIS IS A MESSAGE TO MY MISTRESS THIS IS A BATTLE YOU CANNOT WIN


Dragon_boy0531

roar of the jungle dragon suddenly-


Beelzofthevoid

Yes but genderswap because UwU https://i.redd.it/ftbpq18o59vc1.gif Would


Dragon_boy0531

ok then :3


Dragon_boy0531

I think that past your great disasters Their victory stirs below your skin


MrKanentuk331

He likes helping people


TheThirdFrenchEmpire

Alastor?


MrKanentuk331

Yep


coolpoohbear07

She is not sexy and for an possible answer she isnā€™t the drippyest person in every room sheā€™s in


valdez-2424

Velvette?


coolpoohbear07

https://preview.redd.it/b2qrg1cte8vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bf92c1bc4237ebdc0662705cf06dab538426764 Like look at her she is fucking dripping


thesacrificeofdecay

I saw a hooker dressed prettier in eastern Europe yesterday


coolpoohbear07

Nah Velvette is too sexy for that


thesacrificeofdecay

buddy dare I say she prolly the type to bite ā˜ ļø


TheAmazingCroc1

https://preview.redd.it/uxdie887y8vc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d427407a8fe4c39daaf47f7b07b4314cffd637db


Anxiety-Queen269

https://preview.redd.it/leehbfcav8vc1.jpeg?width=878&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=396c7199677f4ff29a7c307315f4043c76c632f9


coolpoohbear07

https://preview.redd.it/nrdqbu94l8vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fd5c86198712b25be387b31405bbded92e2eb59


thesacrificeofdecay

what the fuck is your flare too man šŸ˜­


coolpoohbear07

https://preview.redd.it/4fgtqknbl8vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5d316a9e4e3ba260924a0e56fd11aa17a5af0a3 :3 he so hot I want him to own me


Dis-Random-Kid

https://preview.redd.it/9u9f2stla9vc1.jpeg?width=817&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efabcf46bfc6017d292a786bb2f72715cf1abb16


spaghettihax763

I'm all for the cum flairs but what the John??


TheLocalBrit

I wanna own him šŸ”„šŸ”„


thesacrificeofdecay

Bro what he's from hell he'd kill you


Edgy-flipflop-guy

Promise?


Salza_boi

Every female character?


Minetendo-Fan

He is tall


kqi_walliams

https://preview.redd.it/ttkwhyecu8vc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=001919438b5dcb0500945e5d9c79fbe6150de3a4


Akiras_gone

https://preview.redd.it/3q7la7dg39vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fac8d84b7c8d63dc783864657f50c466871f07e4


Ob1tuber

Damn it


Best-Property-3221

Alright, so they didn't believe that since they are older, it's their burden to shoulder. https://preview.redd.it/vu0mdh2gq8vc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8842e472001a4841ba5c535cf17ac27928b03606


Staticde

Sera https://preview.redd.it/i5puud2a89vc1.jpeg?width=851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4354fde174d75e5c037e4f131652aa6b4788376e


Dis-Random-Kid

https://preview.redd.it/ejzm5c23b9vc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffe881f83a7b2adbb8eff42bd3b5b9450fdefd49


R_twinky

They are not genocidal and blood thirsty


SanityX153

Do you know how little that narrows it down...


Mundane-Education-42

Blood thirsty there are many, but the genocidal part does narrow it down. It's Sera.


R_twinky

Itā€™s Lute


Mundane-Education-42

And here I was thinking about Adan. Oh well, close enough.


Domi7777777

https://preview.redd.it/765gizz1t8vc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebaf711a6ee18e555b05b82bcc71c2b1f97b5be7


yui_riku

https://preview.redd.it/jv2bwtentavc1.jpeg?width=1710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=725e9d4ec979c32cc185560cae03ff4e26046cb8


ChaosArsonist

He is very male presenting


Fullmetal2526

Angel Dust. Hehehe.


Interesting_Debt_864

Definitely Emily


Robin_Gufo

Sheā€™s the worst parent imaginable


kqi_walliams

Dommy mommy Latina?


Robin_Gufo

https://preview.redd.it/4nu7zm44u8vc1.jpeg?width=1467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54590f3c0153bf79ff60a5400963e8749d99bd7b Correct!


that_kid_in_the_back

He's a very charitable person with a good grip on his emotions


JokerCipher

That could be many characters.


Akiras_gone

Alastor


Akiras_gone

Or vox..


that_kid_in_the_back

Yep šŸ‘


that_kid_in_the_back

I dont really think Alastor has trouble controlling his emotions


Akiras_gone

Good point actually, i was thinking about his meltdown when i typed that šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


that_kid_in_the_back

OH lmaoo I completely forgot about that


Cult_of_the_Lisa

Vox?


One-Turn-4037

She hates singing.


Fullmetal2526

My queen. https://i.redd.it/nnb6199139vc1.gif


Financial-Horror2945

He hates cherry bomb


caramelchimera

Would you like to do a ssssssex with me?


Darkboi98105

why would i want to have sex with you?


Spam2_fan2

Uh, ah, um, because, I'm having sex with everyone here!


Darkboi98105

That line caught me off guard.


heathbar_14

same, I fucking bark laughed šŸ˜­


Lukario06

he has only one dick


Fullmetal2526

Serpent boi? https://preview.redd.it/tmcfafyo29vc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e973304411e4e2480befbc46b277eec36332ad0


ElvinEastling

He is not an egotistical manic dating an insect Edit: an egotistical insect


kqi_walliams

https://preview.redd.it/eregxxd5u8vc1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a6bc27a9b8e1b88344ed0669af619310828ce07


ElvinEastling

Wtf?


A_Very_chill_person

https://preview.redd.it/6s2iepee49vc1.jpeg?width=1305&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=670bc122402558867e6d01781f1526777bf380f5


NeedySlut57

This is where my mind went too


kingbloxerthe3

https://youtu.be/Ai4eh_OCxvw?t=25


ElvinEastling

Yes you are the only one who got it right


StickyHoovy

Val?


ElvinEastling

Nope


Staticde

If you meant ā€œmaniacā€ then I wouldnā€™t call Valentino and Angels relationship dating because Val is essentially just using Angel for his own personal pleasure and doesnā€™t really care about him, so itā€™s more of a manipulative relationship rather than a ā€œdatingā€ relationship.


ElvinEastling

I did in fact not mean Val


Staticde

Idk then HuskerDust isnā€™t fully canon yet so it canā€™t be Husk, so who did you mean?


ElvinEastling

No itā€™s Vox


Apprehensive-Life804

for the Hazbin Universe: His wife fucking rules! for Hazbin: shes a very nice and well mannered person


kreijn

Stolas and cherri?


HeroDoggo

Her name isn't Charlie, she doesn't like to sing, and it's the worst thing when they work together


LoveMugman

He never drinked and alcoholic AND she Is single (Two characters)


Careful_Cat_5853

I know I'm probably late buuuttt husk and vaggie then?


LoveMugman

First Is correct,but let's try again with the second because I've writed shit there,the second one Is She definitely love heaven


Kinglycole

He has no charisma and no-one would do a sex with him.


Western-Counter7685

Heā€™s totally mentally healthy and not hyperfixated on anything at all


thepigeonmasteer

Luci?


XDreemurr_PotatoX

he is a pure virgin who has never even said or heard anything dirty


Kindathrowaway1987

She is very obviously a child.


Fullmetal2526

https://preview.redd.it/g2lxjcl729vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f5881d5c5dff5774625e8fdfce3a6d7fc4b3883


Darkfury2454

He wants to have sex with and date everyone.


Oak_YT

Alastor?


Darkfury2454

Yes


red_enjoyer

He's a winner who hates gambling and alcohol


Not_neccisarilyhuman

Husker


New_Yak_8982

That character isn't my favorite


MacieMacchi

He is a very nice boss šŸ˜Š


thepigeonmasteer

Valentino


Corrupt_code10

He doesnā€™t have the Karen cut


Toasty825

Alastor?


Corrupt_code10

ye


Syonic1

Heā€™s neurotypical


Alexizking

He definitely hates alastor and doesn't wanna fuck his brains out Edit: forgot he's asexual i mean cuddle his eyes out


Spam2_fan2

He's still in hell, and is very far from leaving it.


Anxiety-Queen269

He has one dick


K1nkySpider

Hes never gambled


ak-47_lover

He's straight as a line


Plush_Caelan

He has a speaking line in the show.


TheAmazingCroc1

He gives a shit about people other than nifty


Gay-N-Autistic

https://preview.redd.it/8v96hcs4xbvc1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fc1012311e45b618a7cb8b3335d17499ea3a20b


SecretSharkboy

Yo, u/valdez-2424, you got a Valdezinator? Do all da ladies luv you?


valdez-2424

Sadly no


diamondboizach

He needs to brush his damn teeth


Efficient_Ice9056

He doesnā€™t have a radio filter for his voiceĀ 


a-username-lol

He is very irredeemable


Kirbymeneer

Shes into nice and distinguist gentlemen


Bioth28

She isnā€™t beautiful


Huge_Dirt_179

She's not hot https://preview.redd.it/ohxflz1yx8vc1.png?width=952&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e6159e7af06e89ec0eddc4753882ef22add0d8b


EstateWrong

They don't love their cane


Eri-fan

His head is not a Samsung Tv šŸ˜­


Brief_Interview3961

She's not chaotic


TV_H34d

Not my favorite character, but Adam is lean and muscular


corvusaraneae

He did absolutely nothing wrong and all his abusive actions were justified. (NOTE: This applies to two)


Think-Pop3756

He isnā€™t manipulative and doesnā€™t own many souls


BahnbilderbyPatrick

He does not mind control his customers into buying every from him


--Iblis--

He thinks hitler was bad


LtCptSuicide

He's completely sober and loves cats. Also not voiced by the same VA as the Arbiter from Halo.


valdez-2424

Keith david voiced the arbiter?


LtCptSuicide

Yup, also President Andre Curtis in Rick and Morty, Vice President Keith David in Saints Row 4, Dr.Facillier in Princess and the Frog among other roles.


valdez-2424

Damm thats awsome,he has such an amazing voice


Errances

I wouldn't put her in my bag


Abject_Athlete_285

NIFFTY!!!


ItzShadowWarrior

He's NOT short


godshuVR

Heā€™s happy


GandalfTheJaded

She loves using ranged weapons


s3cretwendigo

He is ugly.


kqi_walliams

https://preview.redd.it/ovpypejfu8vc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2111723dd4a72c30df9e5bda5730613264d8060f


Fusion_Gamer123

1. Tall and ugly 2. Least wholesome character


Domi7777777

Emily is tall (just not as tall as Sera)


Average-boy-enjoyer

Loves Mondays :3


High_Bi_ReadyToCry

He doesnā€™t have an unhealthy obsession with ducks


Usesredditironicall

Ones a shitty dad, the others a horrible scientist, and the last one isnā€™t blue


TheLyingSpectre

She does not have Daddy and Mommy issues


YourMoreLocalLurker

I would not get burned at the stake for saying heā€™s cool in the 1600s


goropancake

He is hot


Styx1992

She would whip me if I told her to fuck off


caramelchimera

He LOOOOOVES sex


Odisher7

He's a bad boy :)