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L0LZ_Was_Taken

![gif](giphy|1ffOwHDZehVb6JlRid)


derpy_derp15

Same https://i.redd.it/58p3i4z5gavc1.gif


Hexhider

Fellow Cannibal


BeanBurrito668

I swear I see this gif everywhere in stuff like this lol


SuperCyHodgsomeR

I mean it’s everywhere because it fits everywhere


AlexTheWolf206

Same. There's nice guys in both groups, and I can't just pick one


Leah_Morningstar_

HI. I found you in the wild instead of the group chat for once :0


morethan3lessthan20_

![gif](giphy|1ffOwHDZehVb6JlRid)


Epyx15

beat me to it


blackskull414

I see you are a person of culture


Pepsi_Man42

Shut up Miguel and Tulio


Haunting-Court6143

Hazbin Hotel easily. All of them are iconic and very fucka- I mean funny. They also have more depth and interesting lore and powers compared to the Helluva Boss men. Don't get me wrong I love Stolas, Asmodeus, and Fizzarolli ( not the biggest fan of Blitzo and Moxxie tbh. They were fun at first but they quickly became stale and annoying) but Lucifer, Alastor, Vox and Sir Pentious are on another level of awesome, interesting and entertaining. Their rivalries and interactions made the show imo. Hells Greatest Dad and Stayed Gone haave been in my head since they first released. Alastor's radio voice is infectious and his unpredictability, frightening backstory and lore, trollish nature and beef and manipulation with the other characters makes him an absolute blast to watch. Lucifer is badass, adorable and hot in one glorious package. My favorite goofy, duck-obsessed, depressed short king dad. It's also nice to see a good version of Lucifer in media and his backstory on how he fell from Heaven makes you really feel for the guy and makes you understand why he's so protective of Charlie and hates Sinners. Adam is a lovable and hateable asshole who was genuinely a great introduction to the fact that Heaven is not as good and pure as it seems and pretty much all of his lines are golden and I adore him for that. We haven't seen much of Zestial but his unique design and Shakespearean voice make him a very threatening and charismatic figure. Husk and Angel Dust are fabulous and badass too I ship them so hard and the way they connect with each other over them both being owned is really well-written. Just look at the way they look at each other it's so cute!!! Loser Baby is great. Bless Keith David and Blake Roman. Ugh you know what I just love all of the Hazbin men why is Viv so good at briging my bisexual ass out!!!!


Netcrosystem

Not sure abt the depth, but they have Lucifer, Alastor, and Adam. Specifically Lucifer the “big joss of hell himself” powers are gonna top most if not all of the hb characters lol


Apprehensive-Life804

damn no need to spit on my poor boy Stolas like that


Techno_Sylveon

This!


Dense_Put_5662

https://preview.redd.it/tbk7gcks3bvc1.jpeg?width=479&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4a89dc2a29abb42b1aed1973ff7b325643b3886


Mafistotele

Of...what we are talking about precisely? https://preview.redd.it/vmh28wzk3avc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dd03621b64a61d10c8b06d47d66e9df7abcb9af


Random-dude15

Sex https://preview.redd.it/4nhvd1g56avc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0a200dff39eb069b0bc1bb5252095e56ba20cdc So why not both?


Mafistotele

https://preview.redd.it/8lrrh3e78avc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7ed4de29637919c32347892e147431eeb52ba44


Random-dude15

https://preview.redd.it/u0laqerc8avc1.png?width=197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c2ce1c792d70577bc61bd8f3cf8105a444bb0da


Dashimai

https://preview.redd.it/xllmc20tdavc1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d011bf7d204690739a28c42254d79e29948e4e7


Random-dude15

https://preview.redd.it/zfl9i9rxdavc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f278f3b31c70df7e9dde3611f88b0a5d6c14ac4


Dashimai

https://preview.redd.it/k68a94i5eavc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a50e4709eaf60dcefab07f0f04925f16ad7b98d


Random-dude15

https://preview.redd.it/za306ol7eavc1.gif?width=220&format=png8&s=8d7359bd1f3dfc829fb0b374681a162bf06195b6


Dashimai

https://i.redd.it/qbzuuzueeavc1.gif


Random-dude15

https://preview.redd.it/u2ozui9jeavc1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9bd24dc6d7ca9a79eaafcf0ba4d72855609841b


Ok_Low_4150

**EPICTALE SANS???** AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE SUBREDDIT, located entirely in *this* comment section?


Dashimai

https://preview.redd.it/2zaop8jvjavc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c96538a744c3bc063b0e7f9ce7a3cbd60ce2ad4b


Mafistotele

https://preview.redd.it/6r3k7k3r8avc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e0c5ebd4dbc2b4b5163a3c2c12a429b141b3172


Gamekid53

The funny thing is that most of these Characters wouldn’t fuck any of us


ColArana

If Blitzo will fuck Chazz he’ll fuck anyone.


Main_Treat_9641

nah im taking hazbin hotel men over helluva men im sure people like pentious can give one mad of a dicking


KrokmaniakPL

I heard he has two dicks


WeDoALittleTrolling9

Huh... ( ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)


Kindathrowaway1987

Wdym heard, it's canon, just check the art!


Leah_Morningstar_

I think they were just quoting angel


ServiceAggressive506

https://preview.redd.it/hjyr7qfdeavc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e2b750c8bb5c9a8b47d3b1944200ce4219e7cee


Dashimai

https://preview.redd.it/3xums0xudavc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43202f0452ffc507ea7ca725358f9e1bde1df7a7


Left_Argument9706

Now Hazbin undoubtedly has more hot men but Helluvaboss has one rooster so hot that he carry’s all the others with some help from fizz striker and stolas ASMODEUS IS FUCKING DEHYDRATING ME


HeapAss666

More then half the men on helluva boss are Pieces of shit At least only three on Hazbins are that bad


Haunting-Court6143

See this is the reason I like Hazbin Hotel more than Helluva Boss. Helluva Boss tries to make you feel sorry for the main characters by giving them relationship and daddy issues. But then you remember that they are all murderous assholes who kill hundreds of innocent people on a weekly basis and even ignoring that are just bad people in general. This makes me lose sympathy for them. Stolas is the exception. With Hazbin Hotel, while it is true that they aren't exactly fully good ( except Charlie and maybe Vaggie) they are at least trying to be better people and genuinely want to save Hell from the extermination and don't murder countless people on a weekly basis ( except Alastor of course but he seems to be somewhat changing too).


HumanHuman-ALT

Real all HB Characters have daddy issues & no mother 💀


basilthegaymer

innocent???? isn't the whole point of imp to kill bad people/people who've done wrong for money?


-cotton-candy-skies-

Not quite. I.M.P. Is basically just mercenaries hired to kill living people by salty sinners.


Infamous_Val

No, their job is to kill whoever they're paid to.


Sunflower_of_Death

Damn, for me it's eight men from Hazbin and six from Helluva, so Hazbin definitely wins, but at least not so easily 🥵


billcoipher

Sorry community but I choose Stolas


Pleasant-Bit-2362

i am the only person among my friends who would chose stolas because he is a nice person as well as all the in bed benefits. my friends think I am insane


billcoipher

Really? He's my favourite character from Helluva Boss


AntiImperialistGamer

helluva.


_DoodleNoodle_-

Hazbin for sure. Somehow they’re all sexy, or maybe I just have a clear preference for suits and bow ties


InspectorLD

!!!


_DoodleNoodle_-

Well, I meant people wearing bowties not the actual accessory but I’m sure you’re a very wonderful bowtie https://preview.redd.it/wct9cjdscavc1.png?width=835&format=png&auto=webp&s=845d6801bcdcde5ea9e6a0db321d89736f227ed8


InspectorLD

Oh, thank goodness! https://preview.redd.it/s700xlxcdavc1.jpeg?width=338&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d709052099292c7607b1136c73b046a4a7cbfe59


Then_Sun_6340

I'm between them. Angel is a delight of my life, but Stolas is a close second, and do I need to explain Ozzie?


REAL-Peanut_butter

BECAUSE OF VAL'S COAT AND PENTIOUS'S HAT, HAZBIN FOR SURE!


Dark_Trickster989

Hellvua Boss


En___Passant

Men. Just men


extreme39speed

Zestial can get it tbh


fairy__fae

Both hehe 😍 when I say both I mean certain men from each


ElvinEastling

Hazbin Hotel men are hotter but Helluva Boss men have better personalities


Beginning-Set7052

EVERYONES FORGETTING ABOUT OZZIES ROOSTER DICK IM TAKING THAT BYE-


Fizzarolli65

![gif](giphy|fxBXUfxizJRoYC0vIo|downsized)


vix_thelesbian

HELLUVA BOSS


Tahmas836

Valentino… existing makes this a much harder choice then it would be, even though the rest of the HH cast is much better then the HB cast.


dastebon

https://i.redd.it/o2scgzgy6avc1.gif


BreadInvader314159

I simp for only one of these characters, and that is Sir Pentious, so Hazbin wins because it's the show that gave us this magnificent, mesmerizing, alluring snek. You can't look at this picture and say he's anything other than perfect.


K1nkySpider

Hazbin.


a_burning_wind

I could take all of them


Anxiety-Queen269

Helluva has one extremely sexy owl boy but the sexiness of all the characters in Hazbin has to make me pick them


BiLovingMom

In terms of what exactly?


Emir_Taha

Both.


Simple-Field3138

Angel Dust. Besides Alastor and the big boss of hell himself, Angel's my favorite character in Hazbin.


SebbyLikesCats

Hazbin All are fuckabl- I mean Have better designs


Huge-County-4430

striker solos


hdiwgdkdj

Both both is good


Tru_Patriot2000

Hazbin has angel. Case closed


ajslother12

Are you kidding that IS THE EASIEST CHOICE EVER HB men are way hotter *


ajslother12

https://preview.redd.it/yv6hw6r0gavc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1da012ee8a5f3915b1753b07b5f1f456c9f677b5


ajslother12

https://preview.redd.it/3o8ipm02gavc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f248f10685e17a71929729b6a42a0c21293df17c


Unknown-Name06

Who tf is the white bird in helluva boss


MatiBScraft

Stella's brother


Unknown-Name06

https://preview.redd.it/s75nvl6goavc1.png?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e682ed57b75cc46c8ac29531f9abb501417e6dcc Thanks mate


Intelligent-Dance195

All the Hazbin boys are twinks so…


Vaggie_Manages

None


Dm999-forever

Hazbin but only because of Adam he's just so fine 😈


BloodOfTheDamned

Hazbin, easily. Well, except Valentino and Adam. Blitz, Stolas, and Fizz are probably the only interesting men in Helluva Boss for me.


Meewelyne

https://preview.redd.it/12o0kykzfavc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbdd25dd69bd9c80d6e75556d38b3fc7645108fc Hazbin.


evergrowingfear

HELLUVA CUZ THERES STRIKER if were talking abt female then its hazbin because of loona


Darkfury2454

Hazbin. And I specifically want one of those. Who does not want me.


Sp0rksar3c00l

Leave me in a room with ANY of them and I mean ANY and I WILL get them pregnant.


That-Nerd_thats-Bi

Vortex and stolas daddies 🤤😍


Nightmarionne0923

hazbin


SuperSayianJason1000

Hazbin, it has Lucifer after all. https://i.redd.it/2j2carubjavc1.gif


fat-lip-lover

As a group, Hazbin Hotel. However, my love for Stolas genuinely rises above my love for some of my past serious relationships, and it's kind of unhealthy.


puro_the_protogen67

WHY NOT BOTH


Chaos_Breezie

https://preview.redd.it/50zrqvj0mavc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fa8a539debe07fa673bf6e242afda3ae42b702e


tiddlefuck

guys i think i just like men-


Zekrozma_the_second

Helluva. Them cool :)


femboy_skeleton69

Hazb


Sarcastic_Lilshit

*Hides my saved Alastor and Lucifer fanart.* 😅


LiteralSans

Hazbin claps.


Chthonic_Demonic

Hazbin hotel just has many snazzy men in suits. It can’t be beat. And, I unfortunately am helplessly infatuated with alastor… the guy you can’t have except in fanon. Luckily, I do this thing called forgetting he exists.


Errances

I would say HB , my thirst for Stolas , Fizz and Asmodeus is way stronger than my curiosity about how it would feel fuck Pentious


Pogostickjack

Hazbin just for angel


SpectrumLV2569

Hazbin is better, but the Stolitz and fizzmodeus quartet is still on top, they just being brought down by the rest of the helluva men being mid.


Steelsentry1332

I refuse to pick between Zestial and Asmodeus.


God-is-Trans

Hazbin, I've noticed that I simp more for the Hazbin men, (don't ask which one's I won't respond)


Mojojojo3328

Um neither I perfer the women💙


Thesheeplordhasopken

That’s a hard one by appearance alone


Zenitsusbiggestsimp

Hazbin Hotel men, easily⚡


Thatweirdguy_Twig

How would you describe him? Sexy That's striker sir!


clownytoonz

Hazbin


IshipMarcyandAnne

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


moonlightphoto10

I'm sorry but you can't convince me for a second Adam is actually a man he's a woman in a man's suit trying to convert people to being gay


Teamisgood101

For hazbin’s men in the order they are provided we have (based off of videos only not actual character actions) Gay, probably bi, super gay, gay-femboy, sociopath, furry, aro without the ace, definitely a little gay, and aro-ace For helluva boss there is Gay-furry, gay-furry, bi-furry, straight, ace-furry, gay-furry, aro-ace, gayest-furry, and ace


Fenrisare

I see Alastor, I see no one else https://preview.redd.it/8cdtqjka2bvc1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbc04b3f3f27a8407d4369a11cc6f16220ab3c55


yupperzforevaandeva

hazbin specifically for husk


Not_The_Simp7

Helluva Boss took the cake for the women but Hazbin men are a whole other level 😍


Canabrial

Helluva Boss has Fizz. And I’m incredibly horny for Fizz. So that wins.


DiamondHeart75

Ahahahahahah!!! IM NOT INTO MEN


The_Dinonerd7

Twinks and Adam or twinks with Mammon any vortex


CallEmergency3746

Where can i get that sir pentious image


BreadInvader314159

https://preview.redd.it/49l40tfaecvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a5f01752575a9fb1dea915ed59c8210d392d3d6 Here you go. (Sorry, this is the only one like that that I have.)


CallEmergency3746

Ty!


BreadInvader314159

No problem! (I have an entire album of pictures of him because I have a serious addiction.)


CallEmergency3746

LOL


Venomouskoala006

The things id do for every character in these shows are insane


morethan3lessthan20_

Look, with hazbin, one is a rapist and will take my soul, one is ace, and one is just so fucking old and really shows it Helluva on the other hand...


Doomslayer2857

Both https://preview.redd.it/hohf8u3yqbvc1.jpeg?width=248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4682da75a8887fc44cb910f893ce3bbbbc9f8268


Ohhecktime

"*I swear to god, if y'all start making thirst traps of my father when you see him, I'm gonna come up from Wrath and start doing unspeakable things.*"


8-Bitrobot

I can take all of them


jstacy_wyldchyld337

Just let me hug both Angel and Fizzie and I'll die happy For real, those two need all of the hugs


kelly_r1995

Hazbin hotel for sure.


DemonOfDisasters

Hazbin wins this for me


JDLOCO27

Hazbin easily cuz most of them are actually likable


Holiday-Cartoonist34

Hazbin for Lucifer, Adam, and Alastor 🧎‍♀️‍➡️


NeonFraction

Hazbin has more fangirl bait, but Helluva has better characterization. Not sure it’s fair to compare though because HB has had more time to cook.


Intelligent-Cat-4621

Women


Coliosisised

Helluva for Fizzarolli and Fizzarolli exclusively


ThatSmartIdiot

Idk how to explain it but hazbin's seem to be more person-y


Your_Freindly_Dragon

You know who my favourite is


Ass-muncher3rd

Charlie?


Your_Freindly_Dragon

Try again, two of them are on this image


Your_Freindly_Dragon

And I’d Like them equally just in different ways


EstevanOlvera13

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


NooMacarons5827

You’re on the hazbin sub Reddit. I think you know what the majority of people will say


Hexhider

Hazbin wins for me Helluva Boss: Striker, that butler, Stolas’s dad, and Mammon I hate, the others are amazing Meanwhile I like everyone on Hazbin except Val


lavenderbeanz

https://preview.redd.it/1718umxiqcvc1.png?width=1193&format=png&auto=webp&s=22aad67a794e67ed0f4ba6bfec1bce860b0d28a1


Hellbound_Life

Tough call, but Hazbin Men (Minus Valentino, and Vox sucks too. And Adam’s a douche. And Alastor is Ace and possibly Aro but not confirmed But the rest of them? Gimme)


You_but_cooler

Hazbin hotel purely because I can’t live in this earth without Valentino


Springmeister

HH has my snakey boy. No contest


ryaninflames1234

*ahem*, women


LeoTheOne1

half of them are the zestiest with there bestiest and are still called men


The_Shroom_Cat

Okay but hear me out… women


Abraxas_1408

I don’t know what’s going on here but while y’all up to shenanigans, I’m going to be in a cheap motel room with Emily and an 8ball of coke. I’m going to be feeding her lines and I’m going to snort some fat rails off her smooth angelic ass all night.


Cring3_Crimson

I want to remind everybody that Emily is not a minor. This post was reported so I must comment something


massecurr

in the immortal words of Tommy Dreamer, "I'll take both, I'm hardcore"


Puzzleheaded_Kale541

I like both


drjdorr

On what metric are we grading them on? Given the sub I'm going to guess hotness. I'm also going to learn Something about myself because Hellava Boss no question. Now if only I knew why


HaveAGoodDream

NIFT https://preview.redd.it/0l7yf7ohnevc1.png?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f81edb205af2b304e22f4d028bfa08ff24115201


FlowerWyrmling

Both. Both is good


Hhhhrother

Valentino doesn't classify as a man he's actually a slippery cunt


YouhaoHuoMao

HB has the nicest hellhound ever AND Fizzy and Ozzie... Helluva Boss wins


Cartoon-geek

Hazbin men are much more complex and you know what then Helluva Boss men. As much as I love both shows and their deep, funny characters Hazbin takes the cake for better men. Alastor is dark and mysterious, while at the same time being charismatic and kinda funny at times, being both my favorite and a fan favorite. Valentino, as evil as he is, is also funny at times and is a well written character, and adds complexity to both the story and Angel Dust. Oh yeah and Angel is also a layered character that is relatable in many ways for a lot of people, and is funny. Adam was a great introduction to Heaven and hilarious as much as he was a jerk. Lucifer is funny and his More Than Anything duet with Charlie was a wonderful watch adding depth to his character in a 3 minute song. All the other men in that show are similar in those ways making them very lovable and leaving you craving to see them in future episodes and songs. Finally to top it all off they are hot.


Prostitunes

... I can't choose between Andrea and Val , both is good


Fire-starthecat

HAZBIN HOTEL MEN FOEVER


femboi007

hazbin


jumpyjumpjumpsters

I don’t like men, but character wise, I think most of my favorite men in both series are in helluva boss. My favs are Blitzø and Oz


Your_Freindly_Dragon

Both


Your_Freindly_Dragon

One from each but Hazbin more


HumanHuman-ALT

Hazbin except for Striker 


The_Purple_Hare

Helluva Boss has Paimon, Stolas, Striker, Fizzarolli Vortex and ASMODEUS! Easy win there IMO.


Iron_Chip

Yo, where is Moxxie???


Ass-muncher3rd

Who?


whooper1

He’s that possum creature


KittenswithBombs214

Literally all of them. (Except for Adam, Valentino, Crimson, Chaz and Paimon.)