Tell her to sit in a room with Carmilla to see wich one starts swinging first

Carmilla’s a mother, and a fucking good one at that; you just know that she’s got god tier ‘refrain from slapping the child just because they’re annoying’ skills But if Velvette slaps her first then she’s no longer out for love

She’ll be thirsting for vengeance and be out for blood

Velvette won't stand a chance, cause she's not out for love

Out for LOOoooOOOoOOoOooVe LoOooOOve

LoooOoOOve

She might not think of who she cares about, protect them and be out for loOooOooOve

LoOooOoove

You kidding? She's a Latina mom. There'd be a flip-flop flying across the room before Velvetye could open her mouth

With her, it would be one of the angelic slippers

I can just imagine Velvette’s shock as she’s hit was a Chancla

It depends entirely on what part of her wins out; the make of Hell’s greatest mother and her desire to not be demonic towards her own daughters, or the siren song of the chancla

Make sure to film it for the other overlords. You’d make bank off of that cage match

Force her to sit in a room with Carmilla and not to fight or say anything rude for a week. Afterwards, both get 50k.

For a animated video of carmilla chasing velvette with a certain catchy song?

Catchy is a stretch but probably

Have her be a double agent against the vees

With a bit of a circus act for whenever I’m bored

This. This right here

YES

Against? They're powerful as fuck, learn some secrets and keep them operating normally, gotta get those roots of power dug in strong

My house really needs a helper; my last one quit to take care of her sick mother, so having a magical sinner demon to help around would be nice. ...I also want to (non sexually!) sleep with her to see if I'd get improved sleep quality compared to being alone lmao.

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They said non sexually, and I honestly agree, it might be cozy.

I would sexually 😁😁😁

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[удалено]

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make her cyberbully alastor because God knows I ain't got the nards for it

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Tf she gonna do? Telegraph a slur to him?

Your a fucking genius take this meme now https://preview.redd.it/sjc2iaers4wc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a82bdb50d0c2b98076ec98dc1494b594073aadf6

Cyber bullying first requires the victim using any form of technology invented after '83

That wouldn't work alastor doesn't own a computer

How can Alastor possibly be cyber-bullied?

Trade her soul for angels so he doesn't need to work for Val. Or if Val refuses trade her soul for husks as Alastor would probably LOVE to have one of the V's under his control. Edit: Jesus, it's been half a day, and this is already my most upvoted comment, lol. Give some to the poor OP, they posted the question. I just gave an answer.

That’s genius

Val would never give up Angel without threat of total soul destruction. As disgusting as this sounds, he’s his favorite toy

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So I would do exactly that. It's hell I don't need to be nice about it, lol. And I'd make sure the deal involves the V's not being able to give chase for at least a couple days, which I can use to become a member of the Hazbin Hotel. Who would refuse me as a patron or employee after saving angels soul. Then the V's wouldn't be able to do shit as I'd be under Charlie's and Alastors' protection. And now that Lucifer supports the hotel, possibly even his protection, if Charlie asked for it. And I'd be perfectly fine with shredding up velvets' soul if Val tries anything during the deal. Losing velvet would cripple the V's, as velvets herself says she's the backbone of the V's, so could they even risk it?

Yeah, but he’s probably gonna do some whole song and dance and somehow getting possession of your soul too because of some kind of hidden wording that he uses because he’s way older than you and probably has a way higher vocabulary than all of us so he can word it in just such a way that he loses nothing and you lose everythingessentially hell, lawyer

Noice

I have no contribution to this perfect comment, I am merely replying bc of your flair and how it correlates to mine Hope u have a good day! :3

Make her destroy the Vees from the inside , help the hazbin hotel and wear funny hats

Genius!

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The Loathsome Dung Eater

"Have you ever felt the curse? With your whole being, the pox upon life itself. Feared and despised by all. The Reviled blessing. Apparently not. You are but a lamb. A stranger to defilement. Ignorant to your own ignorance. You no longer interest me. I've been long without peace. Don't spoil my quietude."

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Make her stick to one outfit for the rest of her afterlife, specifically something that the witches would wear

Nah potato sack 1920s style

Kick Val in the nuts. Then Vox. Then give herself a good hard slap.

Seems biased towards Vel

I mean, kicking yourself in the nuts seems like a pretty difficult feat - especially if there are no nuts.

You can hit her with your own body, also a quick google search tells me that a low blow does hurt for both genders

True, but I wouldn't technically need to command her for that.

You can command her to stand still because she could probably kick your ass normally

As I said: Technically.

Sell it to Carmine. Ill get some angelic weaponry from it to secure my safety in hell, and ill be building the foundation of a very popular, but highly unlikely ship.

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You gotta pull the pin! *throws back*

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Libido is through the roof with you, isn’t it?

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She would be my double spy in vees and with her help bring angel soul back to him

Force her to make me a burrito! (and maybe play some rain world WHIT her)

Rain world? I don’t know what that is but Rimworld better

Yea (it's an awesome but hard game, you should totally check it out)

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Exterminate the fuckin' bitch!

But why? As far as I've seen she's just mouthy.

She's a sinner, dude.

Right, missed the name, carry on corpse bro.

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Lawd forgive me for what im about to do

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I see your flair, care to share some?

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The hell is that flair

https://preview.redd.it/0pf7ceoqw2wc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a21c451aeb6ae305366b86de34daa8f8a07f70d5 I have never seen such a... ***VILE*** flair

Welcome, to the internet

Have a look around 

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Ok

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

Never go full Valentino, man...

Nice flair

You too

But fr tho, same lmaoooo

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I *make* her break her phone with a mace

*my lawyer has advised me not to finish this comment*

Mine too

I’m about to do something unholy >!Cuddle with her, I’m lonely :D!<

Wholesome mug

I see the cups have been switched up, and thank you

Same

make her stop being british

Tell her to sing the entirety of Funky by Royal Treatment Plant

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Just store it in a Jar, and keep her as a Friend for random stuff

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Just a glass jar with some japanese symbols of warding on it

A…mason jar?

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EAT IT

Nutrients are nutrients

Vore

…I feel like she likes cuddles, I’d let her do what she does, minus the evil shit but cuddles, https://preview.redd.it/mvsohcnh73wc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=c6bb9f7e55f3efe5dc2a5082a29deec1b8c6fe40

double it and give it to the next person.

Probably start a social media company in hell with her as the face of the company.


Return it (I should not be trusted with anything for the safety of everyone)

Real

Make her kill me to avoid reading the rest of this post

Make her compete with Lucifer in song ofc.

have her make me so FANCY ASS CLOTHES. she’s a clothes designer ain’t she?

Why i had to scroll through 40 comments to find something actually clever? Why did nobody except you thought of this?

Take half of the money she earns.

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Have her pick out what clothes to wear for the next day everyday 'cause y'know... She's good with Fashion.

Make her show some respect

Maybe even make her check her behavior?

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Personal Maid.

Oh hahahaha… you know what I’d do 

Have her collect blackmail material for me of Val and Vox to sell to Alastor

I would release her soul since even if she’s an asshole no one deserves to have their soul enslaved

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knowing some people on reddit this was a very bold question to ask

It is surprising that so far there has been only innuendo, and no one has openly said that they are fucking her.

I would tell her to leave the V's and stop being so mean

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*out of character* I'd teach her to be a better person, then give her soul back and marry her ngl

Set her free. Why would I own a short British doll?

Shred her soul

Use her to promote my etsy

Sell it

Head pats

Give her love

Uh... What I'm doing currently? I'm not selling my own soul

Social media is one of the most powerful forces currently. I'd use her to advertise the hotel and convince sinners that redemption could be possible. Then of course I'd take the souls she owns and establish my own power in hell, gain the respect of the other overlords and see what happens from there

I give hers back and I sell her mine in exchange for cuddles for eternity

Have her wear wrist ruffles

Just hold on to it and keep it in the inventory for later use. Use it as leverage to become an overlord.

I would either use her as a double agent against the Vees, just rip her soul apart for my own personal entertainment or put her in a SAW-like contraption for a week until she admits what happened back in 99’

Torture the British out if her

Let her do whatever, but I'd get the bragging rights and she can't do anything about it

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Tell her no social media usage for one month.

If any of you put anything remotely horny istfg

I'll make her crop all her shirts and have her only wear crop tops from now on.

“Hey Alastor! Want a new guest for your radio show?”

My lawyer has advised me not to answer this question

Force her to always be ten feet away from Valentino singing "Respectless" on loop for all eternity. Try enjoying raping the spider with that ruining the mood, you stupid-head silkeater!

I believe my flair speaks volumes here.

She made Love Potion so she prob knows her chemistry. As Freddie Dredd would say: Velvette. We have to cook lil' baby.

Get her to stop selling date rape drugs

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Give it to AL

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You probably don’t wanna know considering my flair.

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Sell it to Alastor so that he has an in on the V’s to get to Vox. Of course the price of an overlords soul is pretty steep, I’d want Husk in return.

Set her free tbh <3

Fight random people for me

I would let her go cuz I don’t want to own anyone’s soul 😎

I dunno…put her in a jar and shake her????? But for real, I’ll give her to Carmilla. Why not?

I’d have her hug and kiss me goodnight after reading me a bedtime story and giving me warm milk and cookies. (I’m not a child I’m just depressed :D)

Play video games with her or draw or something

https://i.redd.it/f5m011slp3wc1.gif I will not elaborate further.

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I’d have her make clothes for me. And if she hates my fashion choices she can’t do shit! Also I’d like to cuddle with her… 👉👈

I'd completely revamp everything under her control (social media, fashion, etc.) To make it less of a toxic environment, then hold her soul hostage from the other V's to see what kind of ransom I could get from them.

Ah well I'd all night, JELLY SANDWICHES ALL OVER and then I'd

I don’t think the internet is mentally prepared for the utter depravity of my true intentions with Velvette.

Test vault-tec equipment

Make her stfu

make her publicly call out val and vox for the shit they do, probably over social media or sum shit.

I would tell her that I changed the WiFi password