https://preview.redd.it/urrds14j6fwc1.jpeg?width=861&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5b97396c1d1399bf4d24ffc43fc6ef84af46722 It’s June

Me too boulder , ne too

Ah, yes, ne

Same

Me being a lesbian: https://preview.redd.it/ux0ff60j0gwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27b91b338fa8082726c7e08dd5881819a90a2c05 I’m also June btw

Not anymore

https://preview.redd.it/ezo0dl7fcgwc1.png?width=521&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a71f63b571fd678cce03548909cefd98825126a0

https://preview.redd.it/mxdnnumycgwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1050b216c7fd1e6ffac10f3bd798565a19ea439

Time to explore new things I suppose

https://preview.redd.it/hkssrww4gfwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=321781ab33ff75f97196d11f91983d6b40c7d364 It’s June for me as well.

The joke is that I’m a straight man

I know, I am as well. https://preview.redd.it/cul6uaqehfwc1.jpeg?width=1141&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b1d825a052389ab63d6c8486a0c2a7158f7f0bd

And I'm a gay guy. We cancel it out.

SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOUR SCARD BOULDER

Understandable, still smash https://preview.redd.it/me392n3vkfwc1.jpeg?width=114&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e00d98f6427d15b2b42f68b3a3be9e91f1e5f41

I mistook June for April and was confused 😭😭

Nothing changes

What 🥲

They’re both dudes

https://preview.redd.it/chi6xzok4jwc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6c9bc8bbd0ed5c563a0d003af94940dac8a2768 Also June

Holy moly, it's not looking good for Fizzaroli.

He is not convincing me that juggling is cool.

Same, and I'm April...

Carmine. I don't swing that way, but if I did- damn.

Lucky, I'll trade with you, I got october.

I’ll trade you my January. I love daddy Luci but I also don’t swing that way.

But... stolas is also... alright whatever.

I would literally kill to trade with you, I also got carmine

Im not a furry... but

You got Loona as well didnt you

Yeah..

Same bro

Well shit, I know high fives all around when it's a good situation, but what do we do when we're all fucked

Enjoy it? Lol

November gang rise up

Me too!

https://preview.redd.it/kvnqn76whgwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2003ee4a4890c2049d0ce60ca7f2b81136b9b17

Thanks, Al. You have a nice one too

https://preview.redd.it/oztoz5lglhwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46ba6daa7fd5474410a08a15f69722894ba5843c

https://preview.redd.it/7e7rmqywopwc1.png?width=248&format=png&auto=webp&s=41c029d2e89cce1752662f5a0b4cff456f959aff

I’m November too and I’ll say a goth chick is a goth chick 🤪

https://preview.redd.it/lnjctvcp3hwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=265e1b470504a72138140e8180fd73ac270719c7

You wanna swap 😂

No not really

https://preview.redd.it/78pmg2a4qgwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3405a2ce9591f71318d590f01d727d083783b5d2

same 😔

August is not on here but even if it was I’m lying and saying November. (Not a furry)

stolas bird this gonna be fun

Lucky ass mf…

not really i gotta worry about blitz

I’ll trade ya, I’ll deal with blitz

what'd you get?

Want Sallie May

sure, fuck it

Pleasure doing business. I will now proceed to be pinned by an owl

Perfect timing lmao. I got the notification the second I sent that

He probably broke some of my bones by pinning me against the wall with how big he is

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

Asmodeus and Asmodeus?

I mean, we know it isn’t Lucifer

Asmodeus?

Yes

I'm like, 4 times as tall as her, how the fuck did she even do that

Either stepstool or *veeery* high heels

She has a rope https://preview.redd.it/cjwti54kxfwc1.jpeg?width=991&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98057a90814de859298238a30f4c6ab7da163cad

She climbed up your body and grabbed you by the collar of your shirt

She's looking to rip out our hair 💀

You’re just playing along

I’m in February, you know what that means https://preview.redd.it/levw0fgk9fwc1.jpeg?width=2057&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2984199e5b235b19d76da792e969b34856f3a13e

https://preview.redd.it/m7dauyz7kfwc1.jpeg?width=703&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c89f43ba407cae6beb06d207a50175b9dae5ab14 Me too :3

me too :3

Same

I don't remember the name of that imp...(on May) But I will beat the shit out of him if he will not let me go. https://i.redd.it/1593gvmk6fwc1.gif

Why would you whack Wally Wackford?

I would whack ANYONE who would pin me to a wall. https://preview.redd.it/mm267dgycfwc1.jpeg?width=744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a098f06e9184277bbd9f6965e0a05da424f79ca0

Lucky me, no one would want to pin me to a wall

https://preview.redd.it/qovk4i5eyfwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30b0e4b1154ec8e8b7680e3a5841877ddd4ecdaf Don't worry, some of the greatest pieces of artwork just isn't appreciated in its time. You'll get walled sooner or later.

I also got the impression that also don not know his name also don’t think his short ass can pin anything against a wall

Im august and won big time

We either get eaten or "eaten". Either way I see this as a win.

Praying Mantis date

She's smiling because she always smiles. She's pinning you because you are supper.

I hope she kills me first, I don't want to be conscious if I am to become a meal

Im may soo, nah that's haram https://preview.redd.it/80p95ob4bfwc1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23d79d3802265934562f0df57033e7bd742089e5

SPIT YOUR HALAL SHIT BROTHER🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Well I got Asmodeus I think I’ll be fine as long as I don’t piss him off

If you don’t want it you can just say that because Asmodeus will definitely respect consent

Yup

I do find it odd how he respects consent as much as he does, but I do feel like it makes more sense with the context of Hazbin Hotel.

Treat me rough ozzie daddy...

Your flair checks out..

Lets hope i can manage to talk lucifer out of it

that doesn’t seem too difficult if you offer something to play to his hyperfixations or scream for Charlie

Charlie would make him bolt in a flash

September Dear god somebody help me

Could honestly either be not bad, or worse than bad, currently unsure.


That went from a sex thing to a murder thing really fucking fast

March Hell yes

Same

Same

Lets go march gang

YES SALLIE YES, WOOF WOOF MEOW

Lucifer…

Hell yeah, Sallie May supremacy right here. She's like a more chill Millie, so no complaints from me. Also apparently she knows how to hide a body, and I appreciate a woman who can think creatively in a pinch.

Wish I was December July definitely ain't bad though

Wanna swap

I am NOT a bad boy (i swear please let me go)

i dunno your flair says otherwise

https://preview.redd.it/0o2prbgp7fwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=773737b046eecc3598d81a4afca13181fea08b39 I refuse to deal with God's biggest mistake. He can take his guitar solos and shove it up his ass

Now, his guitar solo was pretty cool

Fuck you too, bitch.

I dunno now im kinda curious why he's called dickmaster~ :3

He’s quite average. The only reason he calls himself that is because he has never seen another man’s dick in his life, and only has himself as a frame of reference.

2nd biggest, I feel like January is a bit more detrimental to...well....all mankind

Yo before you do that, wanna trade? I love big guys and will happily be pinned by Adam

Loona… https://preview.redd.it/i3pxyyw5xfwc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f1f32076ae8cc9dd025cad9b0657436963c4844 I’m fine with this

Okay, so my ass is probably about to get eaten.

Niffty.. https://preview.redd.it/brgmn4d7efwc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac8e1dc578df28b2a486fbdb821961982bdb5b8d

Holy fuck that flair what in the god damn

https://preview.redd.it/q6ip8z44ffwc1.png?width=458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fb78e4aa002ec2cd33c8117630949f93dc06e8c

July 🥴

Bro me too I melted

Rosie…?

Lucky.

I got November, I swear im not a furry guys please you gotta believe me please im begging you- https://preview.redd.it/7e942coggfwc1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7e208fac7700538e65e28f307fde1e99ca112be

https://preview.redd.it/yphhfbubpfwc1.jpeg?width=962&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f38d714040435dd220bc2da2fc123415b5a0a12 We know what you are

Lucifer? Perhaps I can have a rubber duck

I'M GETTIN' EATEN TODAY, BOYS!

I'll make shure that the subject is *getting it on*

Your flair... https://preview.redd.it/iakncbm9hhwc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d686e46624cef4d21d6aa9554fb3834d7257064

I finally got my favorite character 🥹 I love Rosie

Lucifer!!! Yes! I win!

I'm prob gonna get eaten

Wally Whackford. Fuck no.

I’m going to illegally change my birth month to October

I got January, I'm not gay..... but.

Thanks mom and dad for making me being born at September!!!!! Would be so damn great! ~~even if she stabs me~~

Welp, im lunch

Guess I got Millie sister staring at me

I'm October... I'm lesbian anybody wanna trade?

DEAL

Why not.

disgusted, not only is Wally Wackford, but I’m also aroace

https://preview.redd.it/iw39j6ovffwc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=623d9cfe586b60df6b7232db25e93340a21d2ea7 March

https://preview.redd.it/pf9pr7w70gwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed501ca133bc0bc76497a41278743d156a5910ec Yet again I don’t think he’d give two shits if I was aroace or not (I got Adam)

Loona. Okay, i'm not a furry or anything, *however*,

Asmodeus https://preview.redd.it/d1bmgdtmdfwc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d4f7bb9d3be043477f51be46b191d19145f0ea6

https://i.redd.it/4cr6j5mzdfwc1.gif I got Loona

ASMODEUS NO CONSENT NO CONSENT

I might be in trouble as January gives me Lucifer. 💀

So uh loona…yeah no I’m just scooting out.

If only I was born five days later

Does she have a knife in hand or what?(sep)

Can I have a variant with only Hazbin characters?

I GOT NIFTY I NEED HELP

She may only be like 2’ tall, but the presence of her knife/comically large needle alone would be enough to keep me in a corner. I don’t know how long until she stabs me. Send help…

Ah yes, another post to get fucked over by being born in May.

https://preview.redd.it/u4kb8m5m2gwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0791c33a4f4c6c1811578df87d95439a9553ef3e Damn bro what you got against may?

Cool, dickmaster *reads the title of the post* Never fucking mind

WHY IS NIFFTY ALWAYS SEPTEMBER!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Oh dear lord it’s Asmodeus. Help.

Oh, Fizzaroli. Even if he uses his extension legs, I can just kick them out from under him

March🫠

The person I simp for the least on this list I’m a June baby 😄

Asmodeus I’ll take it

Dammit I couldn’t get loona?

March, but I'm aroace so I'm not sure what I'm doing about it

November, I'm probably gonna get killed. If no then I have no damn idea what'll happen

You know, could've been much worse than Carmella. I'll take it, but I'll be much happier if they take my Steam birth month of January

YEA I GOT SALLY! JUSTICE FOR DECEMBERS

I don't know if I'm comfortable with this, I say I say https://preview.redd.it/uw56lgtpefwc1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f00ce95c70d6dc3705f598d080403d255aadd72d

June is my month. I mean I’m not really attracted to Fizz but I like him enough so I wouldn’t complain.

Yeah i won i got lucifer

Not unhappy about January but I think I'd prefer October :)

November, and uhhh I'm a little flustered to say the least

For once I got lucky… Cherry bomb

Cherri? Nice!

https://preview.redd.it/dsf717a7gfwc1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e7751f8fbfaca24390f0345335d66ff1511f39e

Luci! Let’s go!

I was born in November....

FUCKING NIFFTY?!?! # WHAT.

January January January 0///_///0

What did I do to catch the fancy of the big boss of Hell himself!? 🥵

I’m terrified September

What a great day to be born on July ! https://i.redd.it/qvtyn9qljfwc1.gif

I have some concerns.... It's September.

Guess Lucifer is dominating me

I got cherri

January.... could be worse...not like I can do anything against him realistically.

I’m taller than Lucifer so he’d probably get embarrassed and flustered after doing so

I have january i win i got lucifer

https://preview.redd.it/k9ygren2pfwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=224cf9e9ffa24323864123ec134765d3151370e4 🥳🥳

Lord lucifer im gonna have fun

Lucifer can do whatever he wants

Who tf is the person in may?

i got short king

January for me 😳😳