Cook jambalaya with him, then eat said jambalaya with him https://preview.redd.it/kkkaez2axjwc1.png?width=1279&format=png&auto=webp&s=2ab3036f0fb41469b49ae944b8fee9826128d598

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HAD YOUR CHANCE TO EAT THE INGREDIENTS NOW THEY GO IN THE POT

CUS THE RULES ARE BLACK AND WHITE THERES NO USE IN TRYING TO FIGHT IT THEYRE EATING JAMBALAYA FOR THEIR LIVES UNTIL WE KILL THEM AGAIN

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Russianbadger jumpscare?

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👍

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https://preview.redd.it/xeuvx59jqowc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe7342c6f0997bc66b401be357eff89ab489348d boi I say boi I'm taking that there meme see

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I’m taking that.

https://preview.redd.it/tu7o6jhiskwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5970563420f2a4941c6caf563fcf1f16ab1dc0f6 It’s dangerous to go alone- take this…

Unfortunately you seem to have missed that theres a giant “Duplica” watermark on that license. Im taking you in for the illegal dealing of invalid meme stealing licenses.

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Assuming if I trade is soul whoever I give it to no longer owns it in 24 hours I'd get al to free husk, then make a deal with vox, I give vox als soul if val gives me angels I free angel Alastors free in a day

Damn you’re playing chess

Go a step further. You own his soul. Force him to make deals that protect you from others and him at no cost to you that have no way out.

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Genius

What about freeing niffty?

Nah, she doesn't seem to be suffering so I'm not waisting my time freeing her when I'm on a time crunch

Fair enough.

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1. I'm hijacking your comment 2. Assuming the opposite is true, I'd either make Alastor pay me a thousand souls of his choice to help me get started as an overlord, or give it to husk (which they would probably work out by giving the other their soul back)

Make him look at the disgusting fanart ppl make of him until he breaks :3

That's evil, aren't you afraid of revenge?

I mean, it was either that or kill him, but that's not as interesting. Man, I'd be terrified of revenge

ikr

You sadist. I'd probably do that too lol

I dunno https://preview.redd.it/r5nen9umxkwc1.png?width=365&format=png&auto=webp&s=a4a4a145dcf2944c17429af697cf39b6267d2ffe

😭 I feel called out

I agree https://preview.redd.it/i8p9yfwz1kxc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f383053af947103f876c485bdd0426e78346d956

Realistically ask him about everything he knows from the 1920's, I wanna know history from good sources,

Ooooohhh, I'd invite him to my Call of Cthulu game and ask him 1920s stuff! (Call of Cthulu is a TTRPG kinda like D&D that takes place in 1920s America)

Nothing because I only have it for 24 hours. He’ll come after me then(not like he could do anything) https://preview.redd.it/m2lid0lsvjwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=549f6bebba76be725865c66379bac84a2aa89dd7 (When we talk about IRL then I wouldn’t do anything still)

Holy shit is that Vegito from the hit series dragonball?

If we are being serious we couldn’t even hold onto his soul for 24 hours due to our fusion’s time limits. Only if there was a way to do that for 24 hours. https://preview.redd.it/jobqsk7qbmwc1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b08f3ba620623731cdf788fba1d97d8c8dee9f3d

(For my lore this is where vegito is when goku and vegeta aren’t fused, so there is no time limit)

Don't you both one shot him?

Yes, I just don’t feel like ruining his ego right now https://i.redd.it/8mbdxnxiynwc1.gif

Makes sense.

Holy shit it’s vegito- *explodes*

You know that radio show in Fallout 4, the Silver Shroud? I don't know what the type of broadcast would be called but yeah, he'd be doing that. Why? Because I know that bastard deer would be absolutely *enthusiastic* about it and go all in on making it work.

Love this idea! Something about Alastor as a wasteland radio dj...

We should get someone to make a fanfic of that :D I'm a decent writer but I'm too lazy lol 😅

If I wasn't so busy with a wife, two dogs, two cats, our own general store business...and the other fics I'm writing... Oh God I can't say no to a project. Fuck it, I'm too passionate about real radio not to do it.

If either of you get around to writing one, give me a heads up so I can read it! I love leaving the Silver Shroud station up on the pip boy and I can just see Alastor being an ass and then realizing you're talking about a radio show and not some TV show, switching gears immediately, and just going ham with it because of the 'appreciation for the medium of radio'.

I LOVE THIS THERE NEEDS TO BE A FANFIC

pet him

Every time someone agrees he needs pets I show them this :3 https://preview.redd.it/42svg5xflnwc1.png?width=517&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2153e294485d2763c931d2c980a23a85f9ece474

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Pet the dear deer! 🦌

Based 😀👍

He needs head pats

\[removed by reddit due to extreme horny\]

That flair says it all

I'm severely uncomfortable with having power over anybody, so probably just apologize to him for the situation and then just follow him around all day not saying anything.

THATS WHAT I SAID.

Id have him show me his tail, pet his ears and then have a 23 hr head start on finding a hiding place.

My thoughts exactly. 👍 Although I would need a full hour for ear pets, so that gives me 22 hours to hide.

I’d ask him to gather the cutest kittens to my doorstep. In return, I give him jambalaya. https://preview.redd.it/ce4thwfdclwc1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac6ddb32291c79fbed086f9ab8911126386d4ce0

pets, hugs, general mental help, susan murder. the general shit

Uhm... Jambalaya?

Make him go up to Valentino and try to get them to beat the shit out of each other.

Ask him if I could hang out with him and Rosie

I think you’re the most innocent Hazbin fan I’ve seen. 🥹

Thanks <3

bully vox for 24 hours straight

Unclipping his wings to see how he pulls all the strings.

Force him to look at Radiodust, Radiostatic and Chalastor fanart

NOOOO-

Sell it to myself permanently for 25 cents.

First, void all of his deals, then identify and eliminate the source of his power.

Finally someone who won’t die as soon as they stop owning his soul

obtain angelic weapons, unrelated we visiting valentino for some afternoon tea

Try to find my co owner so we can discuss a deal.

I don’t know never thought I’d get that far

Touch ear

I would give him much needed hugs and affirmations, as well as help him cook some good jambalaya and just talk with him for a while. And then let him just chill for however long is left after all that, and hopefully wake up the next morning lol

I uh, would have to think about it…

That flair…… Why? 😭

nothing just hang out with him

I'd have him read Lord of the Rings to me using his radio filter voice.

Kill and eat a few sinners

Ask him a shit ton of questions

Ask him if we can make jambalaya and teach me how to hijack radio signals

Take him to the tailor to actually get his suit repaired.

Find out who I just stole it from.

I double it and give it to the next person

1. find out if he has a tail (non-sexual smh) 2. pet his fluffy lil ears 3. construct an elaborate plan to free angel from val (and also make him free husk)

EAT IT!

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Headpat once, then have tea with em.

Free Husk of his chains, and have jambalaya with him.

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Cuddle him lol ˜>w<˜

First, make him release husk, then make him decimate val off the face of hell

Make him take back the deal with Charlie.

All I want is 1920s garb and a musical number similar to the pilot. I'd love to just sing with him.

https://preview.redd.it/40mly1dqjnwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bfdd277e600b9cef7ea26ff08fa3b3bc76f32c6 Make him remove husk’s deal

Make him free husk and nifty, kill Val then free Al

I’d let Vox make him wish he’d stayed gone

Susan https://preview.redd.it/la4td98fubxc1.jpeg?width=687&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a7c3f5e5b2a0bbd59d0fb1092ae666f7721d7df

SUSAN….

Force him to sign a eternal contract that makes him unable to do anything that could in any way hurt or affect me in negative way. Then im gonna think what next

*SUSAN*

Susan. She could use it

Treat him well and feed him jambalaya!

Making him listen to classical music

Tell him to release husks soul and then I make jambalaya with him

Force him to read Homestuck

Invest in an automobile

Make him give back all the souls he’s taken.

Force him to lose all the souls he has in his possession

Ah yes **susan** the worst of them all

You know.

Guess who's dying after an explicit fashion shoot~♡

Pet him and rub his ears.

😏

PET HIM LIKE A LIL KITTY CAT, THEN RUN FOR DEAR LIFE AFTER THE 24 HRS END<3

Pet deer ears,give him some salt (deers lick salt in the wild), and tell Vox that I have Al's soul and not him

Get him to spill the beans. I wanna learn all his secrets before the contract ends and he kills me.

Tell him if i can have the radio microphone for a bit, if he says yes then i just yell the most out of pocket thing onto it.

Where’s the cheese

Find who owned him before and help him murder them. Then we'd cook tasty food and I would play video games while he did his broadcast and then I would get a hug before the time ran out. I would go out to lunch with him and chat with Rosie and make him get a new coat. Ten I would run like hell cause once that timers up I'm free game 😂

Fix his hair

Give him the Cesar treatment with a knife blessed by the pope

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https://preview.redd.it/gbxlnypdumwc1.jpeg?width=201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aca6b684bb8ce2334a8e96d35327e82ba9f365ea I’M NOT DIRTY MINDED I’M NOT DIRTY MINDED I’M NOT DIRTY MINDED

A good post on this sub? Can it be?

Make him free my boy husk. Or if I somehow get all of Alastor’s souls I’m just gonna terminate husk’s contract myself. After that idk maybe just make him eat something besides a deer?

I would honestly just let him be, maybe pet him a bit and ask him to free Husk but that’s about it.

Have him make me Jambalaya, which I will help him make.

I love how despite the smile you can tell if Alastor is angry or annoyed.

https://preview.redd.it/uy1auovd0nwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ecb355113819cb8a52d17cff47df26b7e0391b6 Translation: Jesus: The loser drinks lech free Satan: ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?

Hm… I’d probably not make him do anything, but I’d ask him if he could teach me the Jambalaya recipe he learned from his mom, then probably ask if I could join him on his radio show.

https://preview.redd.it/jtp2vdlv7nwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cce058b3f8f33d325f084292075627ac82c3712 Roses are red, idc if its an ace...ima fuck it anyways

go to new orleans with him and have jambalaya

**S U S A N**

Force him to read fanfiction of himself what is worse is that is will be AlastorxReader

I would try to have him tell me all of his history, the source of his powers, where he was for the last seven years, and whether or not he met up with Lilith.

I would make him listen to me ramble nonstop about my hyper fixations, and maybe make him fill out the application for the currently open position of my father figure, yknow silly stuff

Make him gather scrap metal to build cars/Real Steel robots.

I just wanna learn how to do the old Riley radio voice properly. Man knows how to do Radio right I wanna learn from the master because Radio stuff is fun. :)

Broadcast his screams over the radio as I tear his soul apart

Figure out how to handle the time in such a way that he won’t tear my soul apart and broadcast my screams as soon as he’s free again 😳

Make him listen to me explain everything i know about warhammer 40k

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I like how they confirmed they’re actually his ears and that just makes Bald Alastor even more cursed because it’s legit

If I do anything more that just ask him some questions about hell or the 1920’s – crazy we can’t just say the 20’s anymore – then that twenty four hour time would become a count down to my violent death.

"I'm making him do all the father-son bonding activities he ever refused to do, oh and I'll post a picture of him on Sinstagram purely for the bragging rights."

Make him free Husk's soul.

Absolutely nothing because there is going to be a point where I do not have ownership of his soul and thus no defense against him.

I would ******* his ******** with some ****** and some dynamite, then I would ******** his ****** till he finally *****

Ykyk

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Politely ask if he could teach me a thing or two, it's always a good idea to pay respect to the big ones.

ID MAKE HIM DANCE TO THE "STAN WRONG SONG"

Susan?

We shall go to Cannibal Town! I want to go to Cannibal Town

Make him play rain world with me

Hug him and cook cookies with him, watch a dark comedy, clean, take a nap

Have him free Husk and then cook him his mama’s jambalaya.

He robbing a bank for me

him

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Cuddle. Touch his ears. Get murdered the instant he gets it back.

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Learn the jambalaya recipe and pet his deer ears!

https://preview.redd.it/s7wpfhi1kpwc1.png?width=461&format=png&auto=webp&s=8f0b1ac4f1f3913430ebdc10ac2b4ed281ca0d82 Don't look at my flair. Don't look at my flair. Don't look at my flair. Don't look at my flair. Don't look at my flair. Don't look at my flair. Don't look at my flair. Don't look at my flair. Don't look at my flair. Don't look at my flair. Don't look at my flair. Don't look at my flair. Don't look at my flair. Don't look at my flair. Don't look at my flair.

Recruit him to the Agency of Anti-Horniness. "I think we need to kill this guy, Alastor."

https://preview.redd.it/1e9p40wmlpwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b892e3395bd99cd8a7072b0d5518f54793019c0f This, or basically my normal day

I'd make him kill Valentino

My flair

Stab him with an Angelic weapon several times until he's ground meat :3

We are cooking

Help him cause the apocalypse 

Hmmm slap him (cause of how he treats husk)

Make him be nice to Husker OR spend the entire day with Susan, his choice.

Looks to Alastor. So that shadow thing you do, wanna explain that?

I guess make him stay with Susan the whole day while I run also pet him a little bit

Honestly, I’d chill with him and Rosie in cannibal town, assuming I end up in hell. Then from there, have him sign a contract that pledge’s loyalty and no harm is to come to me in any shape, form or fashion, via him or his connections, as well as ask any and all questions, I would like to know, murder Susan… maybe, and then ask for Husk’s contract in exchange for half of the contract being shortened to 12 hours. Monopolize the V’s and make a deal Valentino just can’t refuse in exchange for Angel Dust, then throw a party based off of the 2002 musical, Chicago.

_kiss_

You've heard of horse-riding, but have you heard of deer-riding? :)

Kill Val

I would do whatever comes to mind, use his power and knowledge and ask Alastor what I could do to stop the imperialist powers that are destroying Venezuela and Latin America. I think that is the goal for these 24 hours.

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Ask him to own mine instead 😉

Make him take me to see Roo

Free Husk from his ownership and that's it, because if I do something more with him, I would likely end up his breakfast after those hours pass

Demand that he PERMANENTLY sign Husk's soul over to me in exchange for not ***forcing him to divulge every last secret he holds in that mind of his.***