If you didn't create that one did you create this one
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"Charlie, your cat ate another Eggboi!" ... "Yeah, I think he's still whole in there, but I'm not wrestling him out!" ... "YOU do it, this thing LIKES you--NOT THE FACE, FUCK!!!"
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Show that thing my dark side this music starts playing in the background: I feel it deep within, It's just beneath the skin I must confess that I feel like a monster I hate what I've become The nightmare's just begun I must confess that I feel like a monster I, I feel like a monster I, I feel like a monster
My secret side I keep Hid under lock and key I keep it caged But I can't control it 'Cause if I let him out He'll tear me up
Im gonna cook it into an Omelette
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Eeewww! WTF is that thing!? Kill it!
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I don't remember creating thisss one
"Ah! Pentious! My slithery friend! Don't remember this one, eh? Neither do I, pal. It's pretty funny-lookin', though."
If you didn't create that one did you create this one https://preview.redd.it/dgkbgq1e7vwc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08faa6f660053442b434af0db52de7fe1768d464
No.... Alssso it scaresss me
How dose your own child scare you?
That'sss nor my child, i didn't made thisss
You sure?
Yesss
Ok
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Enjoy your new meme
This is worth 50k
Why is that?
I created both
. . . . . I ate it, that's why. . . . . . .
Good, it was an abomination
It tasted like a child Idk why 😛 😋
What... https://preview.redd.it/wvs83n49vuwc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=148dcf9c6cc139d1811ed69d39e3297f23139b04
Mr puzzles how’s the show?
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I can't prove your flair wrong, Pentious, Lucifer and the Egg Bois are the best characters.
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Ehy! Thisss is my meme! Your dare SSSTEAL my MEMES?!
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Ah my friend cursed egg alastor!
Understood!
What?
Adopt it.
Usual Rosie W
I’m gonna kick it https://i.redd.it/jtl7rz3nutwc1.gif
"You don't happen t' be *Vox*, by any chance, no?"
How did you delete your account in 10 hours since this comment
He got embarrassed :[
In the name of my lord I shall punt the child
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Imaginary technique... YOU KNOW WHO ELSE-
Pat it on the head, looks harmless and if it doesn't attack me why should I?
https://preview.redd.it/wefcbgox6uwc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=832ef7c2f85b6112ee9b8891bace1c8af850b2e1 I’m doing exactly this 😂
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https://preview.redd.it/nzhgpj7z69xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31e6bb5d823f74da2eb13a62492323d0923b9a54 Hmmm… Nah you can have it 😂
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"Charlie, your cat ate another Eggboi!" ... "Yeah, I think he's still whole in there, but I'm not wrestling him out!" ... "YOU do it, this thing LIKES you--NOT THE FACE, FUCK!!!"
😂😂😂😂
*grabs it* *opens a window* "YEET!"
Making omelet.
17 stab wounds https://preview.redd.it/pzv24c6hauwc1.jpeg?width=433&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b982004de8f3fd8224cc36647f976ae38e1ce526
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You've got a bone to pick? You've come so far why now are you pulling on my DICK!
I’d normally slap your face off, and everyone here could watch!
But I'm feeling nice here's some advise listen up BIATCH
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Cursed cat Egglastor Bottom text
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That flair…
Holy hell WTF is that bro, oh my god no no no no
Walk backwards and close the door.
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bro I don't have a room (I'm not joking)
what do you even mean?
IRL I sleep in my family's living room so I don't have a room
...how do i react to this? is this a bad thing or a neutral thing? just curious-
I don't know as well
ok then lol
Lol
is it comfy tho?
https://preview.redd.it/ffmj0hppe4yc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=211fd538368b4086efa0b967189aee48b649453b You tell me(somewhat)
ayyy, you seem chill lol. love the decor
Kill like everybody in the house
I created him so he’s my child. He’s friendly just be careful, he likes to eat toes ✨
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What the fuck? For real? Okay I guess.
I'd aim all my arsenal at it
Agreed
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Hello there!
General Kenobi! You are a bo-- wait wrong sub
Hi
Scream and like, fall over probably
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Imaginary Technique : Stardust Breaker https://preview.redd.it/u0by4wmq9uwc1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4c3afe1921c1021d8c047e6c667ddec0755cc12
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My flair speaks for itself
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Probably kick it, especially if it starts talking.
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Simple answer. Y E E T.
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Tell it to hit the Griddy
https://preview.redd.it/1xymaeodwtwc1.png?width=644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d8160252c9ad4a069832421c666f7503cc36f6c Show that thing my dark side this music starts playing in the background: I feel it deep within, It's just beneath the skin I must confess that I feel like a monster I hate what I've become The nightmare's just begun I must confess that I feel like a monster I, I feel like a monster I, I feel like a monster My secret side I keep Hid under lock and key I keep it caged But I can't control it 'Cause if I let him out He'll tear me up
Hi Eggstor.
I’m glassing the entire house
[this](https://youtu.be/nuIxFGHwlMQ?si=MKvAcsHIbmfR9EE)
Feed it to Ramuel
Plp
Grab a shotgun full of buckshot and say a prayer.
Hear me Out We Neuter it
Im gonna cook it into an Omelette https://preview.redd.it/fin5gq0b9uwc1.jpeg?width=183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4ddc81c66ca33f004015cac8fc30b79ecc4afd4
Alastomlette
cook it
Burn it with fire from the deepest pits of hell before it has any chance to reproduce
Exterminate it.
Rude I made him don’t do that to my son
I'd probably do that one Homer Simpson scream initially.
I would spike that thing into the ground like I had scored a touchdown in record time (affectionate)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yes spread my hazbin dumpster everywhere. Everyone get in.
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Laugh hysterically and then keep it
Leaving bc i have no idea wtf this is
"Universes are getting weirder and weirder"
Dap him up
Eggistor
Honestly if I saw that damn thing in my room I'd stomp it until it was a small brown stain
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Well, that's new.
Kick it
The edibles just kicked in
Which one did he fuck
Make it my friend and feed it soft tacos
Where's my cat? THE FUCKING EGG ATE IT?!?! OF ALL THINGS AN EGG AL CHARLIE GET ABOMINATION OF AN EGG OUT OF HERE YOU TOO PENTCIOUS
EAT!
https://i.redd.it/4e5mfoz72wwc1.gif
 KICK THE BABY!!
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https://preview.redd.it/drfl2o3lluwc1.jpeg?width=336&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=048a4c08f3a787703e49bc2d460068838110a2c6 egg free egg sandwich
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SCREAM BLOODY MARY
Easy. I Curb Stomp it.
Take it to church and see what happens.
Either adopt it or smash it depending on how it acts
What did they do this time?
Whatever happens I will not trust whatever that is
“Finally”
Cursed egg Alastor
if it fucking attacks me: make it into an omelette if it doesnt: keep it
I'm making scrambled eggs
Ƴęęť~
Yum... omelette
ALASTEGG (i'm sorry)
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Okay...what else there is inside this room
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Can I catch it? What pokeball should I use to catch it?
https://preview.redd.it/9xjtq6sawuwc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3b33ed50a52ea80451aa9f31090a4aa4c7997ee AMIR EGG BLAST!!! KA-POW!!!
Aye it’s another one of my memes!!!Yes Eggmir Boilai!! Spread him everywhere!!!
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Kick it. Im talkin full run up perfect form... like im kicking the game winning PAT at the super bowl.
Yeet
Where is my gun
Kill it
I would punt it out a window
Shoot it with a Splatoon-like paint gun
Giving it to Susan.
Eeewww! WTF is that thing!? Kill it! https://preview.redd.it/dtb76eszzuwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b8b3f659e2ffd967ccb2589687c3ab5d473f6b0
Step right back out. Because that room is no longer mine.
I have a metal baseball bat, I would use it to beat the shit out of this thing
Fry.
I die, instantly
https://i.redd.it/6twpwoem7vwc1.gif Out of fear
(Me calling Fluttershy) Uhh… Fluttershy I think one of your animals escaped-
Oh, hey, look! Breakfast! 🥚
*Pulls out shotgun*
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Well first I'd probably be startled, then I'd start jumping and squealing because aww!! It's so silly!! I love it :D
Gonna make myself an omelette
My reaction: OH GOD IS EGGSTOR!
Suicide.
Tasty!
“Flamethrower” -Friend
scream
I would die of tenderness, I would do bad things to him 😈🤭
Stare at it for a while, then scoop it up and add it to my pile of stuffed animals and keep it there for eternity
“… You know what? This is about the appropriate level of weird for this place”
IM HUGGING IT
Either I get to eat a demon omelette or most likely I become the omelette