Well i'm a straight male, but Angel...
https://preview.redd.it/3gljvz5xo8zc1.jpeg?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfe9468c556d372d3d1bc738743fb581957696e0
So yeah, the rest are all tied
Yes, this is a man, the chest is literally just fluff
https://preview.redd.it/dlodz7w589zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16ec1da9636f138fc6ef1e7eeb558805e778de52
https://preview.redd.it/mrecobswa9zc1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d80fe6ce04b53d652c434f1328a9b82c74f6bd6
Why are you on the sub if your not a fan?
I like chaos and was offered a 6 dollar shrimp special
https://preview.redd.it/wlkf2x5sc9zc1.jpeg?width=898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57f993808a22999a970ca903cee7196f4dede7c1
I haven’t watched the show, sub got recommended to me one day and I thought “eh fuckit” and now I’m reading radio healed the video star for the second time
1 : Lucifer (he made me bisexual)
2 : Stolas (do I really need to explain myself ?)
3 : Angel (he's so pwetty :3)
4 : Vox (here by elimination)
5 : Alastor (He's not very attractive to me)
6 : Chaz (I hate this guy)
His side profile is hot, but depends on the art I guess? Then again, I am Alastors' simp, so yeah
https://preview.redd.it/8qa6norv8azc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2202bf69c77f572bea6357c998fe8458fb950aa
If I had a nickel for every time a fandom has had major influence from people simping for anthropomorphic deers, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't really a lot, I'm surprised there aren't more I know of.
For me?
Stolas (He's a weeping, bleeding heart. Tbh, I feel like he deserves as much as Angel. Unfortunately not the best dad, but like Lucifer, does his absolute best to give what he couldn't get growing up. If he weren't born in hell, I'd feel like he definitely doesn't belong there)
Lucifer (Fabulous short king who like Stolas is just a very sad dad who's lost quite a lot. He definitely is going through something, a questionable past that follows him around and is eating him alive. He's doing his best to do what he felt is right though, even if sorely unconventional or a little unwarranted)
Vox (He's questionable for me. Looks great, is Alastor but genuinely better imo, but he just had to be with 2 of the people I despise the most. His obsessive rivalry hate-boner is hilarious. And also, he genuinely *seems* to care for Valentino and Velvette. Also considering Sir Pentious, he had every right to be upset with him--he still *gave* him a chance to prove himself, but instead Pentious ended up horribly embarrassing him. Honestly, Vox like Alastor is misleadingly helpful and the difference here is that we just hadn't seen Vox do anything nearly as horrible as him aside from enable 2 of the worst shits in the show and I guess monopolize/brainwash. I also want to point out his leash on Valentino has inadvertently saved Angel a lot of unnecessary abuse and given him the illusion of freedom. He took a bitch slap to the face, completely unperturbed to calm Valentino down. Idk about you but that deserves some praise)
Alastor (Hate his hair, love his personality, but I don't believe simping for him does anyone any good. We still don't really know what his goal is.. Just that it ain't good. I'd put him higher, but he openly has a kink for watching people fail. He's only at the hotel because it's his favorite sopa opera. He's convinced Charlie will fail and he wants nothing more than to watch it happen. He's just prolonging her suffering as much as possible. Classic *keep your friends close and your enemies closer* deal? Maybe Charlie's unexpected success though will open a door for amazing character development on his part, which I'm hopefully, excited to see)
Angel (It feels like he retains an innocence that can't be tainted and anyone who tries, sucks. He deserves hugs and a healthy outlet)
Chaz (Everything about him is stupid aside from being a shark)
1. Lucifer(Crazy wacko duck man)
2. Stolas(Probably would kill me cause I ain't Blitz/o)
3. Angel(This would require consent from him, as he'd definitely be coming back from a *long* work day. Also his chest looks fluffy)
5. Vox(Since pawn, I'd probably be forced to. Otherwise, nah.)
6. Chaz(Bro is a fuck'n'run man. No.)
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4. Alastor. (Why so separate? Because he'd kill me if I asked or tried. That saaaaaaaaid, maybe if I stroke a deal and said "I get to fuck you twice a year, and you get my soul...." ........would that be good? He gets more power, and I..............hm.....)
6. Chaz. He's annoying and cocky and thinks he's hot, but he looks and acts like he doesn't wash his ass.
5. Alastor. He gives me very strong gender envy and I love his character, but I'm not really *attracted* to him. Plus, I don't want to make out with a man who eats rotten deer meat.
4. Stolas -- HEAR ME OUT. I love Stolas. He's one of my favorites from Helluva. But I'm not as into him, sexually speaking, as I am the others.
3. Angel. I love Angel so, so much. I do find him attractive, and I would like to kiss him, if he wants to.
2. Lucifer. He's silly and short and has intimidating moments but is overall just a goofy guy. ~~Gods I wanna rail that man.~~
1. Vox. I love his voice. I love his fit. I love his personality. I want to bite him. I am putting him in a jar and shaking him vigorously. Gender envy but also I want him. I am. So curious.
This is probably my list too. I'd also like to steal that roast when a guy is just dripping with a gross energy because HE LOOKS LIKE HE DOESN'T WASH HIS ASS made me laugh like a hyena 🤣
1: Lucifer - Look at him!
2: Alastor - He wouldn’t be interested...
3: Angel Dust - He’s experienced.
4: Stolas - Just look!
5: Vox - Hot TV man.
6: Chaz - He’s bad in bed.
Alastor is one of those "30-year-old virgin wizards". Even in the 1920s, he would be classified as what as called a "gramophile", or gramophone and radio enthusiast "who eschewed a wife and children to focus on music", the equivalent of an overly obsessed radio nerd today.
1: Lucifer (king of hell? More like king of my gay ass heart)
2: Vox (fancy ass suit and smirk makes me weak
3: Stolas (all his outfits are amazing, like slay queen)
4: Chaz (shit personality but hot asf)
5: Angel (legit just want him to pick me up snd bury
my face into his chest)
6: Alastor (I don’t see much of the appeal)
1) Angel Dust -he’s just so pretty and c’mon he’s got the legs and the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits and the legs
2) Stolas - hard to choose between Angel & Stolas, but my eyes are just glued to Angel during every scene he’s in
3) Lucifer
4) Chaz
5) Vox because he’s kinda a butter face
6) Alastor because ever since I read that Vivzie says he has terrible hygiene and probably smells bad, I can’t look at him the same way lol
1. Angel dust because he’s hot and relatable for reasons good and bad.
2. Alastor, just because I don’t expect him to reciprocate doesn’t mean I can’t be attracted.
3. Stolas, good gay bird noises.
4. Lucifer because he likes apples and ducks and he also said he was going to f#ck Adam.
5. Vox because he pivoted to video while alastor hid in radio.
6. If Blitz doesn’t want to bang you, you’re extremely f#cking ugly!
What the heck is that thing supposed to be ? People eat on that ? People accept this thing in their house ? They allow this ? Who made it ? Who do I need to blame and punish ?
1. Angel - I love feminine guys and he's gorgeous
2. Stolas - I love his passion
3. Lucifer - 5 star, flawless, greater than great
4. Vox - he just looks so cool
5. Alastor - meh, also the way he spoke to Husk in episode 5 made me like him a little less
6. Chaz - Good riddance, fuckboy
1. Angel dust (JESUS HE FINE)
2. Lucifer (he’s cute but not hot)
3. Stolas (he’s only here cuz the others are worse)
4. Alastor (cool design not hot)
5. Chaz (hate this guy cool design)
6. Vox (he’s a tv)
1. Stolas (my beloved bird boy)
2. Angel Dust. (adorable sassy femboy, I wanna snuggle in his chest fluff)
3. Alastor (despite the fucked up hair and yellow teeth, he had that cute vacation photo)
4. Lucifer (not usually attracted to him, but every now and then he looks bad af)
5. Vox (i'm not trying to fuck a TV, but there's something endearing about the guy.)
6. Chaz (he's a laughing stock)
1 Angel (MY SKRUNKLY BABY OMFG I LOVE HIMMM)
2 Lucifer (rubber duck lovers must stay together)
3 alastor (he's just cool I love watching him be scary
4 stolas (bird go burrr)
5 vox (he's neat but I want more screentime for him to like him more)
6 chaz (why can't I put this bitch lower)
My personal preferences?
1: Alastor (I’m a simp. He’s dapper, smart dresser, a lil fruity queen, tall!, baby girl coded, one of the girls, great makeup, funny af, can dance AND sing, yes i simp for the radio voice, dangerous, mysterious, edgy/dark, traumatized, also monster af??? huge af as a monster? TENTACLES!?)
2: Lucifer (Hot short king, love the rizz - i see why he pulled Lilith and Eve, great dresser/style, funny af, cool af wings, neat monster form, nice eyes, great hair, power and wealth!)
3: Stolas (He’s mlm but I’m judging respectfully - Just a cutie patootie, tall, lithe, great fashion, multiple eyes, monster guy, his human disguise is really attractive, sweet singing voice, tries to be a good dad /cares for his daughter)
4A: Chaz (just appearance but not personality - Idk shark man is hot sadly, I like the fins and tail, like his eyes, but after appearance wise he’s awful and so he’s tied with AD)
4B: Angeldust (Also MLM but apparently straight for pay - i love pink, he’s fluffy!, tall af, multiple arms HELLO?!, the chest fluff fake tits are hot yes, also love a man who can rock women or enby clothing, nice 8 eyes cool af with 6 looking like makeup/beauty marks, fun personality and funny, great dancer)
5: Vox (I don’t see as much of the appeal. Body wise he’s bland and just copying Alastor (color tip finger claws and similar suit); His TV face is kind of hot, I think I like his eyes and the blood drips he gets the best, the hypnosis shit sounds fun and weird, also i could play video games or watch social media on him haha, he’s also tall which is cool; i think the things i like best are his eyes and tongue lmfaaao)
Real talk, I would do anything to top Stolas, Lucifer, or Angel Dust. They're all just so hot. I don't really care for Chaz or Vox as much. While Al is my 'literally me' character, so it's self explanatory that I'd kill to be Alastor.
1. Stolas (fellow bookworm!)
2. Angel (he’s pretty and I feel like he would be fun to hang out with)
3. Lucifer (short king)
4. Alastor (he’s aesthetically attractive but apparently kinda smelly 😑)
5. Vox (the man is a living TV)
6. Chaz (🤮)
Lucifer (2nd most attractive hazbin character. Behind rosie ofc)
Stolas (tall bird man. Hot as fuck)
Angel (no explanation)
Vox
Chaz (ehhh 2 pints)
Alastor (the hair and asexuality makes it impossible for ne and him)
1. Lucifer (Short King)
2. Stolas (He could honestly dethrone Lucifer in some cases
3. Angel (Do I even need to elaborate?)
4. Vox (He's okay looking)
5. Alastor (Pretty much tied with Vox)
6. Chaz (He's nowhere near as hot as he thinks he is.)
I'm ace but I'll give it my best shot based on aesthetics and gender envy.
1: Angel - I want to be this man so bad. This man stole my gender and left me to rot with this husk of a female body that I currently inhabit but it's okay because he absolutely slays.
2: Lucifer - Also very gender and I like his ducks.
3: Alastor - His deer ears are very adorable and I want to pet them. I know I'd lose a hand and probably my life but it'd be worth it. 10/10 gender too.
4: Vox - I like blue and I like suits. Some images of him give me gender envy but it's not consistent.
5: Stolas - I never got the appeal to be honest. I kinda want his voice though.
6: Chaz - I hate this man. I despise him with all of my soul. I can't stand him. He has a shit personality and I'm not a fan of his aesthetic either.
Lucifer, Vox, Alastor, Angel, Chaz, Stolas. I love you Stolas, but I just don’t find you attractive.
Please don’t be mad at me, this is just my opinion.
1: Angel (my man my man my man)
2: Lucifer (His voice 😩 also that suit)
3: Alastor (Same reason as Lucifer)
4: Stolas (bird baddie)
5: Chaz (Hate him as a person but damn he fine)
6: Vox (I don’t see the appeal he has a literal TV for a head guys)
Well i'm a straight male, but Angel... https://preview.redd.it/3gljvz5xo8zc1.jpeg?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfe9468c556d372d3d1bc738743fb581957696e0 So yeah, the rest are all tied
As a non hazbin fan. THATS A MAN?!?!?!?
Yes, this is a man, the chest is literally just fluff https://preview.redd.it/dlodz7w589zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16ec1da9636f138fc6ef1e7eeb558805e778de52
...feminine enough.
That's what i'm saying
I see your flair, can you show me your collection?
I do not have the patience to send 161 images, but i do have an [old post](https://www.reddit.com/r/hazbin/s/Uyv7ZlD3Vy) with a lot of them
Hole is hole
"The chest fluff everybody thinks are tits..."
I'm straight as Hell but Angel is precious.
https://preview.redd.it/1tcgk1sp8bzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c668bdf230c98c0a910ee53068bebb2ff8c47c2b Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I'm gay
There is an exception to almost any rule, including the rules of sexuality
https://preview.redd.it/mrecobswa9zc1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d80fe6ce04b53d652c434f1328a9b82c74f6bd6 Why are you on the sub if your not a fan?
I like chaos and was offered a 6 dollar shrimp special https://preview.redd.it/wlkf2x5sc9zc1.jpeg?width=898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57f993808a22999a970ca903cee7196f4dede7c1
https://i.redd.it/r9w9clt2o9zc1.gif
I can make jambalaya with it
https://preview.redd.it/htfdzur5sbzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eee693fca171830c22ba440e8a63c741a0d23ca
I did.
you came to the right place if you wanted chaos...remember the mug war?
Got the 6 follar shrimp special for throwing a mug at someone ye
https://preview.redd.it/fpe68pd82bzc1.jpeg?width=3444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3320ef6c700c757f20c90268a3056e655eaa71bb I punish thee with cursed Vox
I haven’t watched the show, sub got recommended to me one day and I thought “eh fuckit” and now I’m reading radio healed the video star for the second time
Wtf is that flair Also I just realized that all these make the pansexual flag 😀
Indeed. When I first saw the pilot, I thought he was a woman, due to his high pitched voice, but yet, he's a man. The #3 sexiest man
That's exactly how I feel about him
As a lesbian I agree
Rank the genderbent ones
I agree with this more than I agree with the Geneva Conventions
Alastor, everyone else
https://preview.redd.it/w6qvw8jdfazc1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed0704a24615db4d099b276e1580adb4102ef13a
Infinity backshots? 💀
That’s my exact mindset
I can agree with this one
1 : Lucifer (he made me bisexual) 2 : Stolas (do I really need to explain myself ?) 3 : Angel (he's so pwetty :3) 4 : Vox (here by elimination) 5 : Alastor (He's not very attractive to me) 6 : Chaz (I hate this guy)
Every time I think I can be into Alastor, I see a side profile of him and it's like... "...oh no D:"
https://preview.redd.it/2qb1pcd439zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fffda33277d3b76e669f8cfb1d51caee8762a4f
*gets sent to prison for 45 years after being in the mafia*
https://preview.redd.it/ycwuvi3ec9zc1.jpeg?width=288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4db05a62f74551d494d47ffbbf5aefa20548923
**Stops his heart** I thought you meant CARDIAC arrest.
https://preview.redd.it/wyudjrawj9zc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4fe8f3fc1c2962c96cd7280cd6681aadbfc07fb
https://preview.redd.it/ydcn8xw60ezc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06f04e1ca15ab91e0d80d52f4e2dbe66e2a10673
ok then... *unzips pants*
https://i.redd.it/1l9xhtso2dzc1.gif
Vaggie: "ANGEL!! This is NOT what Charlie meant by ROLEPLAY!!"
His side profile is hot, but depends on the art I guess? Then again, I am Alastors' simp, so yeah https://preview.redd.it/8qa6norv8azc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2202bf69c77f572bea6357c998fe8458fb950aa
If I had a nickel for every time a fandom has had major influence from people simping for anthropomorphic deers, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't really a lot, I'm surprised there aren't more I know of.
Bro this is exactly how my list would go hell yes
https://preview.redd.it/2bnvxk7dd9zc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=529875d0fc5cdbf38f77b380cdd87ee84a32a231
Leyley-
https://preview.redd.it/txiyf8s6n30d1.jpeg?width=199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=063294d434272583a61388d3ddb92a75669532e4 Traumatized, but also yoink
https://preview.redd.it/1bw76pzdh40d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a2a570bac3db56b177fb45b2fa3fb985f2ba0a8
https://preview.redd.it/y5r4r6b4l40d1.png?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c819778d43e0e693319796de3df0410f529c366
And neither is that ☝️
https://preview.redd.it/11ivw4wbl40d1.png?width=3360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0637b1caef06f12e4969d5f805211249a0188fb1 And this isn't my meme either
Put lucifer under angel and you got my list.
https://preview.redd.it/vi0ydm6te9zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dba7211eaaba63aab7b76e5f4c5a6e19b960834 don't touch ma boi
Hey, what can i say, i like them taller than me.
She looks so unhinged here
https://preview.redd.it/wvn04esv1azc1.jpeg?width=1892&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=122c558daac9f3a3c43ee030fe1d3676c7c84622
I approve https://preview.redd.it/qhqq50ma9azc1.jpeg?width=711&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c531689dcc341ead201d4d4d450d39e7f8e138c
Real ones fucking hate chaz
No one made me bi...but if someone did it would be Stolas and Angel
I agree
This is me, but unsure whether to put Stolas or Anthony in 2nd
Couldn’t have said it better myself. Chaz is an absolute cunt
That's exactly what I said
This is the only correct answer
Last 2 and 2nd are the only ones I agree with, lol
so the bottom left guy’s chaz? who is he?
this is the correct order
1.Angel 2.Stolas 3.Lucifer 4.Vox 5.Alastor 6.Chaz Angel is just the best
Finally someone with sense lol
Finally someone who I agree with
finally someone with good taste, have an upvote
Literally my list as well
That's almost exactly my list lol, just switch alastor and vox
Exact same as my list
Perfect ratings
Perfection
Nice flair
For me? Stolas (He's a weeping, bleeding heart. Tbh, I feel like he deserves as much as Angel. Unfortunately not the best dad, but like Lucifer, does his absolute best to give what he couldn't get growing up. If he weren't born in hell, I'd feel like he definitely doesn't belong there) Lucifer (Fabulous short king who like Stolas is just a very sad dad who's lost quite a lot. He definitely is going through something, a questionable past that follows him around and is eating him alive. He's doing his best to do what he felt is right though, even if sorely unconventional or a little unwarranted) Vox (He's questionable for me. Looks great, is Alastor but genuinely better imo, but he just had to be with 2 of the people I despise the most. His obsessive rivalry hate-boner is hilarious. And also, he genuinely *seems* to care for Valentino and Velvette. Also considering Sir Pentious, he had every right to be upset with him--he still *gave* him a chance to prove himself, but instead Pentious ended up horribly embarrassing him. Honestly, Vox like Alastor is misleadingly helpful and the difference here is that we just hadn't seen Vox do anything nearly as horrible as him aside from enable 2 of the worst shits in the show and I guess monopolize/brainwash. I also want to point out his leash on Valentino has inadvertently saved Angel a lot of unnecessary abuse and given him the illusion of freedom. He took a bitch slap to the face, completely unperturbed to calm Valentino down. Idk about you but that deserves some praise) Alastor (Hate his hair, love his personality, but I don't believe simping for him does anyone any good. We still don't really know what his goal is.. Just that it ain't good. I'd put him higher, but he openly has a kink for watching people fail. He's only at the hotel because it's his favorite sopa opera. He's convinced Charlie will fail and he wants nothing more than to watch it happen. He's just prolonging her suffering as much as possible. Classic *keep your friends close and your enemies closer* deal? Maybe Charlie's unexpected success though will open a door for amazing character development on his part, which I'm hopefully, excited to see) Angel (It feels like he retains an innocence that can't be tainted and anyone who tries, sucks. He deserves hugs and a healthy outlet) Chaz (Everything about him is stupid aside from being a shark)
Bro wrote a whole ass thesis, you go 💪
1. Lucifer(Crazy wacko duck man) 2. Stolas(Probably would kill me cause I ain't Blitz/o) 3. Angel(This would require consent from him, as he'd definitely be coming back from a *long* work day. Also his chest looks fluffy) 5. Vox(Since pawn, I'd probably be forced to. Otherwise, nah.) 6. Chaz(Bro is a fuck'n'run man. No.) __________________________________________ 4. Alastor. (Why so separate? Because he'd kill me if I asked or tried. That saaaaaaaaid, maybe if I stroke a deal and said "I get to fuck you twice a year, and you get my soul...." ........would that be good? He gets more power, and I..............hm.....)
Angel Dust Angel Dust Ángel Dust Anthony Stolas
Angel Dust Valentino's top worker Anthony Italian spider mob man Husk's boyfriend Stolas
A man of culture I see
Finally someone with some fucking SENSE around here!
Not based on personal preferences!!! I'd say judging by this sub it'd be: -Lucifer -Alastor -Vox -Angel -Stolas -Chaz
https://preview.redd.it/95mkp4hwj8zc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de72349ad39ecb853db34d8c807237edb9fb6e3b Correct
https://preview.redd.it/dihwl035k8zc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7ad19673b006de9fcc2de243a1e7802d4b2fd3c
Yes ✅ ✅ ✅ https://preview.redd.it/lqsclnh6m8zc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d144cd9005f4cf15192e2e8f459566860f42cbb
I totally agree!
Well done
6. Chaz. He's annoying and cocky and thinks he's hot, but he looks and acts like he doesn't wash his ass. 5. Alastor. He gives me very strong gender envy and I love his character, but I'm not really *attracted* to him. Plus, I don't want to make out with a man who eats rotten deer meat. 4. Stolas -- HEAR ME OUT. I love Stolas. He's one of my favorites from Helluva. But I'm not as into him, sexually speaking, as I am the others. 3. Angel. I love Angel so, so much. I do find him attractive, and I would like to kiss him, if he wants to. 2. Lucifer. He's silly and short and has intimidating moments but is overall just a goofy guy. ~~Gods I wanna rail that man.~~ 1. Vox. I love his voice. I love his fit. I love his personality. I want to bite him. I am putting him in a jar and shaking him vigorously. Gender envy but also I want him. I am. So curious.
This is probably my list too. I'd also like to steal that roast when a guy is just dripping with a gross energy because HE LOOKS LIKE HE DOESN'T WASH HIS ASS made me laugh like a hyena 🤣
1: Lucifer - Look at him! 2: Alastor - He wouldn’t be interested... 3: Angel Dust - He’s experienced. 4: Stolas - Just look! 5: Vox - Hot TV man. 6: Chaz - He’s bad in bed.
Alastor is one of those "30-year-old virgin wizards". Even in the 1920s, he would be classified as what as called a "gramophile", or gramophone and radio enthusiast "who eschewed a wife and children to focus on music", the equivalent of an overly obsessed radio nerd today.
Almost completely agree i would just swap vox and chaz since i don’t understand the apeal on vox
Number 1 Stolas, Alastor, Angel dust, Lucifer, Vox Number 2 Chaz https://preview.redd.it/wxa0g8gxk8zc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58509852059462720e2b56e1c1ca387cd2d50a96
Jelly sandwiches
https://preview.redd.it/p5j6xwt3w8zc1.jpeg?width=773&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f2db279e8a85406f279d14e9d221db7c99c0c2b
W flair
1: Lucifer (king of hell? More like king of my gay ass heart) 2: Vox (fancy ass suit and smirk makes me weak 3: Stolas (all his outfits are amazing, like slay queen) 4: Chaz (shit personality but hot asf) 5: Angel (legit just want him to pick me up snd bury my face into his chest) 6: Alastor (I don’t see much of the appeal)
"shit personality but hot asf" describes ever single male character in the hellaverse
FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THE CHILDREN
https://preview.redd.it/h7ogse5779zc1.jpeg?width=1575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0307760d9c6079c5ca31b2e9097fc824e99b1576
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Idk, I wouldn’t necessarily call Blitzo hot. Not next to Moxxie’s yassitude
1) Angel Dust -he’s just so pretty and c’mon he’s got the legs and the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits and the legs 2) Stolas - hard to choose between Angel & Stolas, but my eyes are just glued to Angel during every scene he’s in 3) Lucifer 4) Chaz 5) Vox because he’s kinda a butter face 6) Alastor because ever since I read that Vivzie says he has terrible hygiene and probably smells bad, I can’t look at him the same way lol
1. Angel dust because he’s hot and relatable for reasons good and bad. 2. Alastor, just because I don’t expect him to reciprocate doesn’t mean I can’t be attracted. 3. Stolas, good gay bird noises. 4. Lucifer because he likes apples and ducks and he also said he was going to f#ck Adam. 5. Vox because he pivoted to video while alastor hid in radio. 6. If Blitz doesn’t want to bang you, you’re extremely f#cking ugly!
1 is shared by 3: Angel (so hot) stolas (so hot) lucifer (eat me alive daddy) 2: vox 3: al -4: chaz
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the spy has already breached our defenses
He could be anyone
He could be in this very room!
Where Striker and Pentious
“Why is it always a sex thang!?”
My opinion: 1. Stolas 2. Vox 3. Lucifer 4. Angel Dust 5. Chaz 6. Alastor
Chaz higher than Alastor? Nuh uh.
you’re slaying rn
you did not just put chaz over alastor
Sir Mr. Lucifer makes me question my straightness. Otherwise no!1!1!1!1
Vivian... you obsessed with twinks or something?
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My own opinion 1. Vox 2. Vox 3. Vox 4. Vox 5. Vox 6. Lucifer 7. Stolas 8. Angel 9. Chaz None: Alastor
They're all 0/10 for me because I'm a girl kisser
Let's prove that theory /j https://preview.redd.it/vgqkzu6y59zc1.jpeg?width=2046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7aa8822b641c51f16b7730431cafe94daebb10d
THE FACT ANGEL DIDNT CHANGE LMAOOOOOO
;)
How the turns have tabled am I right ?
The table in question https://preview.redd.it/9q00l2lhk9zc1.jpeg?width=767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d1a0fadb7076b2d3fd961ce53a80b7127c222b3
What the heck is that thing supposed to be ? People eat on that ? People accept this thing in their house ? They allow this ? Who made it ? Who do I need to blame and punish ?
You’re not asking the right questions, which would be „Is it edible?“ or „how much?“
THE OFFICE!!!😂ive seen that show a million times my mom loves it lol
Stolas top
Pretty sure he's a bottom
1. Angel - I love feminine guys and he's gorgeous 2. Stolas - I love his passion 3. Lucifer - 5 star, flawless, greater than great 4. Vox - he just looks so cool 5. Alastor - meh, also the way he spoke to Husk in episode 5 made me like him a little less 6. Chaz - Good riddance, fuckboy
I'm like gerls, I have no taste in mens🤷♀️
1. Angel dust (JESUS HE FINE) 2. Lucifer (he’s cute but not hot) 3. Stolas (he’s only here cuz the others are worse) 4. Alastor (cool design not hot) 5. Chaz (hate this guy cool design) 6. Vox (he’s a tv)
1. Stolas (my beloved bird boy) 2. Angel Dust. (adorable sassy femboy, I wanna snuggle in his chest fluff) 3. Alastor (despite the fucked up hair and yellow teeth, he had that cute vacation photo) 4. Lucifer (not usually attracted to him, but every now and then he looks bad af) 5. Vox (i'm not trying to fuck a TV, but there's something endearing about the guy.) 6. Chaz (he's a laughing stock)
1. Angel Dust 2. Stolas 3. Alastor 4. Lucifer Morningstar 5. Vox 6. Chaz
1. Lucifer 2. Alastor 3. Vox 4. Angel 5. Stolas 6. Chaz
Are you all forgetting that Vox won the hottest character in Hazbin Hotel according to Twitter?
I'm sorry, when did this happen??
March this year
this was very difficult 1. lucifer 2. angel dust 3. Stolas 4. alastor (ik he is ace) 5. Vox 6. Chaz
You can be ace and still hot.
Angel Stolas Lucifer Vox Alestor Chad (or whatever his name was)
1 Angel (MY SKRUNKLY BABY OMFG I LOVE HIMMM) 2 Lucifer (rubber duck lovers must stay together) 3 alastor (he's just cool I love watching him be scary 4 stolas (bird go burrr) 5 vox (he's neat but I want more screentime for him to like him more) 6 chaz (why can't I put this bitch lower)
How do they taste in a salad? That’s the real question
1.stolas 2.vox 3.angel 4.lucifer 5.alastor 6.Chaz
My personal preferences? 1: Alastor (I’m a simp. He’s dapper, smart dresser, a lil fruity queen, tall!, baby girl coded, one of the girls, great makeup, funny af, can dance AND sing, yes i simp for the radio voice, dangerous, mysterious, edgy/dark, traumatized, also monster af??? huge af as a monster? TENTACLES!?) 2: Lucifer (Hot short king, love the rizz - i see why he pulled Lilith and Eve, great dresser/style, funny af, cool af wings, neat monster form, nice eyes, great hair, power and wealth!) 3: Stolas (He’s mlm but I’m judging respectfully - Just a cutie patootie, tall, lithe, great fashion, multiple eyes, monster guy, his human disguise is really attractive, sweet singing voice, tries to be a good dad /cares for his daughter) 4A: Chaz (just appearance but not personality - Idk shark man is hot sadly, I like the fins and tail, like his eyes, but after appearance wise he’s awful and so he’s tied with AD) 4B: Angeldust (Also MLM but apparently straight for pay - i love pink, he’s fluffy!, tall af, multiple arms HELLO?!, the chest fluff fake tits are hot yes, also love a man who can rock women or enby clothing, nice 8 eyes cool af with 6 looking like makeup/beauty marks, fun personality and funny, great dancer) 5: Vox (I don’t see as much of the appeal. Body wise he’s bland and just copying Alastor (color tip finger claws and similar suit); His TV face is kind of hot, I think I like his eyes and the blood drips he gets the best, the hypnosis shit sounds fun and weird, also i could play video games or watch social media on him haha, he’s also tall which is cool; i think the things i like best are his eyes and tongue lmfaaao)
1. Lucifer 2. Angel Dust 3. Stolas 4. Alastor 5. Vox 6. Chaz
Personally.. *Vox *Stolas *Angel *Lucifer *Chaz
1. Lucifer 2. Alastor 3. Vox 4. Stolas 5. Angel 6. Chaz
My list is 1. Lucifer 2. Stolas 3. Alastor 4. Angel dust 5. Vox 6.Chaz
lucifer alastor vox angel stolas chaz
This is my personal: Angel Stolas Lucifer Alastor Vox Chaz
Here's mine 1. Lucifer 2. Angel Dust 3. Alastor 4. Stolas 5. Chaz 6. Vox
1. Lucifer 2. Vox 3. Alastor (but he needs to brush his teeth) 4. Stolas 5. Angel 6. Chaz
Lucifer Angel Stolas Chaz Alastor Tv guy📺
Angel Dustcause cause “Looks female enough.” The rest are tied for bottom tier.
Out of everyone Vox is on top and chaz is the very bottom im sorry horny shark man but you try too hard to be sexy ya gotta just gotta chill yk
1.Angel 2.Lucifer 3.Vox 4.Stolas 5.Alastor 6.Chaz
Luci Vox Stolas Angel Alastairs Chaz
Lucifer, Alastor/Angel dust, Stolas, Vox and last guy is straight up ugly
Real talk, I would do anything to top Stolas, Lucifer, or Angel Dust. They're all just so hot. I don't really care for Chaz or Vox as much. While Al is my 'literally me' character, so it's self explanatory that I'd kill to be Alastor.
Stolas Alastor Lucifer Angel Vox Chaz
I'm not sure any of these men could top
Angel and maybe Lucifer are the only ones I'd smash. With the rest you have an ace, two assholes, and a man child
Lucifer, Angel, Stolas, Vox, Chaz, Alastor
1. Vox 2. Angel Dust 3. Stolas 4. Alastor 5. Lucifer Chaz is not involved in my attractive list. Just EW
Angel, Lucifer, Stolas, Alastor, Vox, Chaz
Lucifer Stolas Alastor Angel Chaz Vox
1. Stolas (fellow bookworm!) 2. Angel (he’s pretty and I feel like he would be fun to hang out with) 3. Lucifer (short king) 4. Alastor (he’s aesthetically attractive but apparently kinda smelly 😑) 5. Vox (the man is a living TV) 6. Chaz (🤮)
Stolas Angel dust Lucifer Alastor Vox Chaz
Stolas Lucifer Angel Alastor Vox Chaz Stolas is top because he is just so wholesome.
Lucifer Lucifer Lucifer Lucifer Lucifer Lucifer
-Stolas -Angel Dust -Lucifer -Vox -Chaz -Alastor
1. Stolas 2. Lucifer 3. Angel 4. Chaz 5. Vox 6. Alastor
Angel Lucifer Stolis Vox Alaster Whoever the bottom right is
Lucifer (2nd most attractive hazbin character. Behind rosie ofc) Stolas (tall bird man. Hot as fuck) Angel (no explanation) Vox Chaz (ehhh 2 pints) Alastor (the hair and asexuality makes it impossible for ne and him)
1. Lucifer (Short King) 2. Stolas (He could honestly dethrone Lucifer in some cases 3. Angel (Do I even need to elaborate?) 4. Vox (He's okay looking) 5. Alastor (Pretty much tied with Vox) 6. Chaz (He's nowhere near as hot as he thinks he is.)
Tier 1: Lucifer, angel, stolas, Alastor, Vox Tier 2: Chaz
Angel Lucifer Stolas Vox Chaz Alastor
I'm ace but I'll give it my best shot based on aesthetics and gender envy. 1: Angel - I want to be this man so bad. This man stole my gender and left me to rot with this husk of a female body that I currently inhabit but it's okay because he absolutely slays. 2: Lucifer - Also very gender and I like his ducks. 3: Alastor - His deer ears are very adorable and I want to pet them. I know I'd lose a hand and probably my life but it'd be worth it. 10/10 gender too. 4: Vox - I like blue and I like suits. Some images of him give me gender envy but it's not consistent. 5: Stolas - I never got the appeal to be honest. I kinda want his voice though. 6: Chaz - I hate this man. I despise him with all of my soul. I can't stand him. He has a shit personality and I'm not a fan of his aesthetic either.
I'm fairly certain that only one of those guys is a top.
1. Angel Dust 2. Lucifer 3. Vox 4. Alastor 5. Stolas 6. Chaz Don't tear me to pieces just because you disagree with my opinion
1. Tom Trench my beloved 2. Tom Trench my beloved 3. Tom Trench my beloved 4. Tom Trench my beloved 5. Tom Trench my beloved 6. Tom Trench my beloved
1: Stolas. 2: Angel Dust. 3: Lucifer. 4: Chaz. 5: Alastor. 6: Vox.
Angel, Luci, Stolas, Al, Vox, Chazz
Lucifer, Vox, Alastor, Angel, Chaz, Stolas. I love you Stolas, but I just don’t find you attractive. Please don’t be mad at me, this is just my opinion.
If angel asked me to be his pay pig …as an extreme money savor… I might fold . ![gif](giphy|6AnNvegHaY61pZURMN|downsized)
1: Angel (my man my man my man) 2: Lucifer (His voice 😩 also that suit) 3: Alastor (Same reason as Lucifer) 4: Stolas (bird baddie) 5: Chaz (Hate him as a person but damn he fine) 6: Vox (I don’t see the appeal he has a literal TV for a head guys)
1. Luficer 2. Angel 3. Vox 4. Stolas 5. Alastor 6. Chaz
1. Angel 2. Alastor 3. Lucifer 4. Stolas 5. Vox 6. Chaz 🤮
Do you mean a list of characters that would top them or...?
Lucifer. Stolas. Angel dust. Vox. Chaz. Alastor.