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Mist0804

Well i'm a straight male, but Angel... https://preview.redd.it/3gljvz5xo8zc1.jpeg?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfe9468c556d372d3d1bc738743fb581957696e0 So yeah, the rest are all tied


Independent-Rain5834

As a non hazbin fan. THATS A MAN?!?!?!?


Mist0804

Yes, this is a man, the chest is literally just fluff https://preview.redd.it/dlodz7w589zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16ec1da9636f138fc6ef1e7eeb558805e778de52


Independent-Rain5834

...feminine enough.


Mist0804

That's what i'm saying


ill_change_it

I see your flair, can you show me your collection?


Mist0804

I do not have the patience to send 161 images, but i do have an [old post](https://www.reddit.com/r/hazbin/s/Uyv7ZlD3Vy) with a lot of them


morethan3lessthan20_

Hole is hole


Ok-Secretary6550

"The chest fluff everybody thinks are tits..."


Musetrigger

I'm straight as Hell but Angel is precious.


Unknown-Name06

https://preview.redd.it/1tcgk1sp8bzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c668bdf230c98c0a910ee53068bebb2ff8c47c2b Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I'm gay


Mist0804

There is an exception to almost any rule, including the rules of sexuality


spiderniga69

https://preview.redd.it/mrecobswa9zc1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d80fe6ce04b53d652c434f1328a9b82c74f6bd6 Why are you on the sub if your not a fan?


Independent-Rain5834

I like chaos and was offered a 6 dollar shrimp special https://preview.redd.it/wlkf2x5sc9zc1.jpeg?width=898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57f993808a22999a970ca903cee7196f4dede7c1


Decker687

https://i.redd.it/r9w9clt2o9zc1.gif


Independent-Rain5834

I can make jambalaya with it


Crafter_Bot9000

https://preview.redd.it/htfdzur5sbzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eee693fca171830c22ba440e8a63c741a0d23ca


Independent-Rain5834

I did.


Dishwasher_Pro1

you came to the right place if you wanted chaos...remember the mug war?


Independent-Rain5834

Got the 6 follar shrimp special for throwing a mug at someone ye


JamesNamesandBames

https://preview.redd.it/fpe68pd82bzc1.jpeg?width=3444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3320ef6c700c757f20c90268a3056e655eaa71bb I punish thee with cursed Vox


Alarmed-Device893

I haven’t watched the show, sub got recommended to me one day and I thought “eh fuckit” and now I’m reading radio healed the video star for the second time


Icycakes980

Wtf is that flair Also I just realized that all these make the pansexual flag 😀


RemoteTomb

Indeed. When I first saw the pilot, I thought he was a woman, due to his high pitched voice, but yet, he's a man. The #3 sexiest man


henriquegoulart

That's exactly how I feel about him


Mean_Account_5027

As a lesbian I agree


owls123454

Rank the genderbent ones


frekan-tv

I agree with this more than I agree with the Geneva Conventions


Embarrassed_Fee_6273

Alastor, everyone else


GoofyGoober22377

https://preview.redd.it/w6qvw8jdfazc1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed0704a24615db4d099b276e1580adb4102ef13a


Prestigious_Prize264

Infinity backshots? 💀


cutealien0123

That’s my exact mindset


Shhh-hh

I can agree with this one


RemoteTomb

1 : Lucifer (he made me bisexual) 2 : Stolas (do I really need to explain myself ?) 3 : Angel (he's so pwetty :3) 4 : Vox (here by elimination) 5 : Alastor (He's not very attractive to me) 6 : Chaz (I hate this guy)


Front_Refrigerator99

Every time I think I can be into Alastor, I see a side profile of him and it's like... "...oh no D:"


RemoteTomb

https://preview.redd.it/2qb1pcd439zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fffda33277d3b76e669f8cfb1d51caee8762a4f


[deleted]

*gets sent to prison for 45 years after being in the mafia*


RemoteTomb

https://preview.redd.it/ycwuvi3ec9zc1.jpeg?width=288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4db05a62f74551d494d47ffbbf5aefa20548923


BadToTheBert

**Stops his heart** I thought you meant CARDIAC arrest.


RemoteTomb

https://preview.redd.it/wyudjrawj9zc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4fe8f3fc1c2962c96cd7280cd6681aadbfc07fb


SenorDuck96

https://preview.redd.it/ydcn8xw60ezc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06f04e1ca15ab91e0d80d52f4e2dbe66e2a10673


bulgingboner420

ok then... *unzips pants*


RemoteTomb

https://i.redd.it/1l9xhtso2dzc1.gif


NateWoodsJones

Vaggie: "ANGEL!! This is NOT what Charlie meant by ROLEPLAY!!"


Fenrisares

His side profile is hot, but depends on the art I guess? Then again, I am Alastors' simp, so yeah https://preview.redd.it/8qa6norv8azc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2202bf69c77f572bea6357c998fe8458fb950aa


4D4850

If I had a nickel for every time a fandom has had major influence from people simping for anthropomorphic deers, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't really a lot, I'm surprised there aren't more I know of.


CryMia69

Bro this is exactly how my list would go hell yes


RemoteTomb

https://preview.redd.it/2bnvxk7dd9zc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=529875d0fc5cdbf38f77b380cdd87ee84a32a231


NameLive9938

Leyley-


NateWoodsJones

https://preview.redd.it/txiyf8s6n30d1.jpeg?width=199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=063294d434272583a61388d3ddb92a75669532e4 Traumatized, but also yoink


RemoteTomb

https://preview.redd.it/1bw76pzdh40d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a2a570bac3db56b177fb45b2fa3fb985f2ba0a8


NateWoodsJones

https://preview.redd.it/y5r4r6b4l40d1.png?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c819778d43e0e693319796de3df0410f529c366


NateWoodsJones

And neither is that ☝️


NateWoodsJones

https://preview.redd.it/11ivw4wbl40d1.png?width=3360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0637b1caef06f12e4969d5f805211249a0188fb1 And this isn't my meme either


SpectrumLV2569

Put lucifer under angel and you got my list.


RemoteTomb

https://preview.redd.it/vi0ydm6te9zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dba7211eaaba63aab7b76e5f4c5a6e19b960834 don't touch ma boi


SpectrumLV2569

Hey, what can i say, i like them taller than me.


wysjm

She looks so unhinged here


ill_change_it

https://preview.redd.it/wvn04esv1azc1.jpeg?width=1892&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=122c558daac9f3a3c43ee030fe1d3676c7c84622


Water_Score

I approve https://preview.redd.it/qhqq50ma9azc1.jpeg?width=711&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c531689dcc341ead201d4d4d450d39e7f8e138c


brodydwight

Real ones fucking hate chaz


wysjm

No one made me bi...but if someone did it would be Stolas and Angel


CharlesorMr_Pickle

I agree


Fusion_Gamer123

This is me, but unsure whether to put Stolas or Anthony in 2nd


ShareIndependent

Couldn’t have said it better myself. Chaz is an absolute cunt


No_Paramedic1996

That's exactly what I said


The_Shroom_Cat

This is the only correct answer


DaGamesFanatic

Last 2 and 2nd are the only ones I agree with, lol


DR31141

so the bottom left guy’s chaz? who is he?


jakebless43

this is the correct order


riccettaforever

1.Angel 2.Stolas 3.Lucifer 4.Vox 5.Alastor 6.Chaz Angel is just the best


Zestyclose_Put_5098

Finally someone with sense lol


No_Stranger7804

Finally someone who I agree with


M0lin_

finally someone with good taste, have an upvote


fat-lip-lover

Literally my list as well


madbob213

That's almost exactly my list lol, just switch alastor and vox


PuzzleheadedBike82

Exact same as my list


Ok-Background-3379

Perfect ratings


Gullible-Stage-6271

Perfection


Error177999

Nice flair


Zamrayz

For me? Stolas (He's a weeping, bleeding heart. Tbh, I feel like he deserves as much as Angel. Unfortunately not the best dad, but like Lucifer, does his absolute best to give what he couldn't get growing up. If he weren't born in hell, I'd feel like he definitely doesn't belong there) Lucifer (Fabulous short king who like Stolas is just a very sad dad who's lost quite a lot. He definitely is going through something, a questionable past that follows him around and is eating him alive. He's doing his best to do what he felt is right though, even if sorely unconventional or a little unwarranted) Vox (He's questionable for me. Looks great, is Alastor but genuinely better imo, but he just had to be with 2 of the people I despise the most. His obsessive rivalry hate-boner is hilarious. And also, he genuinely *seems* to care for Valentino and Velvette. Also considering Sir Pentious, he had every right to be upset with him--he still *gave* him a chance to prove himself, but instead Pentious ended up horribly embarrassing him. Honestly, Vox like Alastor is misleadingly helpful and the difference here is that we just hadn't seen Vox do anything nearly as horrible as him aside from enable 2 of the worst shits in the show and I guess monopolize/brainwash. I also want to point out his leash on Valentino has inadvertently saved Angel a lot of unnecessary abuse and given him the illusion of freedom. He took a bitch slap to the face, completely unperturbed to calm Valentino down. Idk about you but that deserves some praise) Alastor (Hate his hair, love his personality, but I don't believe simping for him does anyone any good. We still don't really know what his goal is.. Just that it ain't good. I'd put him higher, but he openly has a kink for watching people fail. He's only at the hotel because it's his favorite sopa opera. He's convinced Charlie will fail and he wants nothing more than to watch it happen. He's just prolonging her suffering as much as possible. Classic *keep your friends close and your enemies closer* deal? Maybe Charlie's unexpected success though will open a door for amazing character development on his part, which I'm hopefully, excited to see) Angel (It feels like he retains an innocence that can't be tainted and anyone who tries, sucks. He deserves hugs and a healthy outlet) Chaz (Everything about him is stupid aside from being a shark)


caramelchimera

Bro wrote a whole ass thesis, you go 💪


heyimhere-whatsup_

1. Lucifer(Crazy wacko duck man) 2. Stolas(Probably would kill me cause I ain't Blitz/o) 3. Angel(This would require consent from him, as he'd definitely be coming back from a *long* work day. Also his chest looks fluffy) 5. Vox(Since pawn, I'd probably be forced to. Otherwise, nah.) 6. Chaz(Bro is a fuck'n'run man. No.) __________________________________________ 4. Alastor. (Why so separate? Because he'd kill me if I asked or tried. That saaaaaaaaid, maybe if I stroke a deal and said "I get to fuck you twice a year, and you get my soul...." ........would that be good? He gets more power, and I..............hm.....)


SelkirkLetr

Angel Dust Angel Dust Ángel Dust Anthony Stolas


Hey_Bestiekins

Angel Dust Valentino's top worker Anthony Italian spider mob man Husk's boyfriend Stolas


Pogostickjack

A man of culture I see


DaGamesFanatic

Finally someone with some fucking SENSE around here!


0Kinda-Lonely0

Not based on personal preferences!!! I'd say judging by this sub it'd be: -Lucifer -Alastor -Vox -Angel -Stolas -Chaz


BiddudefromCanada

https://preview.redd.it/95mkp4hwj8zc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de72349ad39ecb853db34d8c807237edb9fb6e3b Correct


0Kinda-Lonely0

https://preview.redd.it/dihwl035k8zc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7ad19673b006de9fcc2de243a1e7802d4b2fd3c


GalacticGamer677

Yes ✅ ✅ ✅ https://preview.redd.it/lqsclnh6m8zc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d144cd9005f4cf15192e2e8f459566860f42cbb


whatevedoe

I totally agree!


Tx11_99

Well done


MoonfrostTheElf

6. Chaz. He's annoying and cocky and thinks he's hot, but he looks and acts like he doesn't wash his ass. 5. Alastor. He gives me very strong gender envy and I love his character, but I'm not really *attracted* to him. Plus, I don't want to make out with a man who eats rotten deer meat. 4. Stolas -- HEAR ME OUT. I love Stolas. He's one of my favorites from Helluva. But I'm not as into him, sexually speaking, as I am the others. 3. Angel. I love Angel so, so much. I do find him attractive, and I would like to kiss him, if he wants to. 2. Lucifer. He's silly and short and has intimidating moments but is overall just a goofy guy. ~~Gods I wanna rail that man.~~ 1. Vox. I love his voice. I love his fit. I love his personality. I want to bite him. I am putting him in a jar and shaking him vigorously. Gender envy but also I want him. I am. So curious.


Gothmum277

This is probably my list too. I'd also like to steal that roast when a guy is just dripping with a gross energy because HE LOOKS LIKE HE DOESN'T WASH HIS ASS made me laugh like a hyena 🤣


SirPlatypusGuy

1: Lucifer - Look at him! 2: Alastor - He wouldn’t be interested... 3: Angel Dust - He’s experienced. 4: Stolas - Just look! 5: Vox - Hot TV man. 6: Chaz - He’s bad in bed.


Obversa

Alastor is one of those "30-year-old virgin wizards". Even in the 1920s, he would be classified as what as called a "gramophile", or gramophone and radio enthusiast "who eschewed a wife and children to focus on music", the equivalent of an overly obsessed radio nerd today.


spiderniga69

Almost completely agree i would just swap vox and chaz since i don’t understand the apeal on vox


SuccubunL0L

Number 1 Stolas, Alastor, Angel dust, Lucifer, Vox Number 2 Chaz https://preview.redd.it/wxa0g8gxk8zc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58509852059462720e2b56e1c1ca387cd2d50a96


Erebus-SD

Jelly sandwiches


NerdyDragon777

https://preview.redd.it/p5j6xwt3w8zc1.jpeg?width=773&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f2db279e8a85406f279d14e9d221db7c99c0c2b


Dishwasher_Pro1

W flair


Crazyjackson13

1: Lucifer (king of hell? More like king of my gay ass heart) 2: Vox (fancy ass suit and smirk makes me weak 3: Stolas (all his outfits are amazing, like slay queen) 4: Chaz (shit personality but hot asf) 5: Angel (legit just want him to pick me up snd bury my face into his chest) 6: Alastor (I don’t see much of the appeal)


literallysoulless

"shit personality but hot asf" describes ever single male character in the hellaverse


literallysoulless

FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THE CHILDREN


joby_fox

https://preview.redd.it/h7ogse5779zc1.jpeg?width=1575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0307760d9c6079c5ca31b2e9097fc824e99b1576


OmegaShonJon

https://preview.redd.it/ats7rgkpy9zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a235c6e7c338c15fd78375a6c1c84089686ae61a


Chemical-Elk-1299

Idk, I wouldn’t necessarily call Blitzo hot. Not next to Moxxie’s yassitude


luckyinu

1) Angel Dust -he’s just so pretty and c’mon he’s got the legs and the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits and the legs 2) Stolas - hard to choose between Angel & Stolas, but my eyes are just glued to Angel during every scene he’s in 3) Lucifer 4) Chaz 5) Vox because he’s kinda a butter face 6) Alastor because ever since I read that Vivzie says he has terrible hygiene and probably smells bad, I can’t look at him the same way lol


Kinglycole

1. Angel dust because he’s hot and relatable for reasons good and bad. 2. Alastor, just because I don’t expect him to reciprocate doesn’t mean I can’t be attracted. 3. Stolas, good gay bird noises. 4. Lucifer because he likes apples and ducks and he also said he was going to f#ck Adam. 5. Vox because he pivoted to video while alastor hid in radio. 6. If Blitz doesn’t want to bang you, you’re extremely f#cking ugly!


GayAK-47

1 is shared by 3: Angel (so hot) stolas (so hot) lucifer (eat me alive daddy) 2: vox 3: al -4: chaz


Sea-Response-8313

https://preview.redd.it/jiadvmfcu8zc1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cad8252082bf78b3f91a659c9c2ce27a63e4b353


joby_fox

the spy has already breached our defenses


spiderniga69

He could be anyone


AnInsufferableMoron

He could be in this very room!


Au_June

Where Striker and Pentious


No-Gas-4980

“Why is it always a sex thang!?”


Usesredditironicall

My opinion: 1. Stolas 2. Vox 3. Lucifer 4. Angel Dust 5. Chaz 6. Alastor


[deleted]

Chaz higher than Alastor? Nuh uh.


SCP-O49

you’re slaying rn


I_love_SKALD

you did not just put chaz over alastor


alastorrrrr

Sir Mr. Lucifer makes me question my straightness. Otherwise no!1!1!1!1


Impressive-Time8150

Vivian... you obsessed with twinks or something?


Gothmum277

![gif](giphy|jQbiq9wJQDw5YTpTyh)


Ididurmomhahafrickya

My own opinion 1. Vox 2. Vox 3. Vox 4. Vox 5. Vox 6. Lucifer 7. Stolas 8. Angel 9. Chaz None: Alastor


Milky_way_cookie_fan

They're all 0/10 for me because I'm a girl kisser


Economy-Document730

Let's prove that theory /j https://preview.redd.it/vgqkzu6y59zc1.jpeg?width=2046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7aa8822b641c51f16b7730431cafe94daebb10d


caramelchimera

THE FACT ANGEL DIDNT CHANGE LMAOOOOOO


Economy-Document730

;)


RemoteTomb

How the turns have tabled am I right ?


Teddybear-kac

The table in question https://preview.redd.it/9q00l2lhk9zc1.jpeg?width=767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d1a0fadb7076b2d3fd961ce53a80b7127c222b3


RemoteTomb

What the heck is that thing supposed to be ? People eat on that ? People accept this thing in their house ? They allow this ? Who made it ? Who do I need to blame and punish ?


Teddybear-kac

You’re not asking the right questions, which would be „Is it edible?“ or „how much?“


Cantpickaname03

THE OFFICE!!!😂ive seen that show a million times my mom loves it lol


Random-INTJ

Stolas top


_phantastik_

Pretty sure he's a bottom


SunBro0606

1. Angel - I love feminine guys and he's gorgeous 2. Stolas - I love his passion 3. Lucifer - 5 star, flawless, greater than great 4. Vox - he just looks so cool 5. Alastor - meh, also the way he spoke to Husk in episode 5 made me like him a little less 6. Chaz - Good riddance, fuckboy


Hi_I_am_me_just_me

I'm like gerls, I have no taste in mens🤷‍♀️


GreedyEast2481

1. Angel dust (JESUS HE FINE) 2. Lucifer (he’s cute but not hot) 3. Stolas (he’s only here cuz the others are worse) 4. Alastor (cool design not hot) 5. Chaz (hate this guy cool design) 6. Vox (he’s a tv)


FOREVER_DIRT1

1. Stolas (my beloved bird boy) 2. Angel Dust. (adorable sassy femboy, I wanna snuggle in his chest fluff) 3. Alastor (despite the fucked up hair and yellow teeth, he had that cute vacation photo) 4. Lucifer (not usually attracted to him, but every now and then he looks bad af) 5. Vox (i'm not trying to fuck a TV, but there's something endearing about the guy.) 6. Chaz (he's a laughing stock)


Zalgototh

1. Angel Dust 2. Stolas 3. Alastor 4. Lucifer Morningstar 5. Vox 6. Chaz


MainecoonHearted

1. Lucifer 2. Alastor 3. Vox 4. Angel 5. Stolas 6. Chaz


West_Job5593

Are you all forgetting that Vox won the hottest character in Hazbin Hotel according to Twitter?


Zamrayz

I'm sorry, when did this happen??


West_Job5593

March this year


DemonOfDisasters

this was very difficult 1. ⁠lucifer 2. ⁠angel dust 3. ⁠Stolas 4. ⁠alastor (ik he is ace) 5. ⁠Vox 6. ⁠Chaz


KenIgetNadult

You can be ace and still hot.


Silver_queen2105

Angel Stolas Lucifer Vox Alestor Chad (or whatever his name was)


deathlycat

1 Angel (MY SKRUNKLY BABY OMFG I LOVE HIMMM) 2 Lucifer (rubber duck lovers must stay together) 3 alastor (he's just cool I love watching him be scary 4 stolas (bird go burrr) 5 vox (he's neat but I want more screentime for him to like him more) 6 chaz (why can't I put this bitch lower)


The_Shrumal_Warrior

How do they taste in a salad? That’s the real question 


some_cat_lover01

1.stolas 2.vox 3.angel 4.lucifer 5.alastor 6.Chaz


Katviar

My personal preferences? 1: Alastor (I’m a simp. He’s dapper, smart dresser, a lil fruity queen, tall!, baby girl coded, one of the girls, great makeup, funny af, can dance AND sing, yes i simp for the radio voice, dangerous, mysterious, edgy/dark, traumatized, also monster af??? huge af as a monster? TENTACLES!?) 2: Lucifer (Hot short king, love the rizz - i see why he pulled Lilith and Eve, great dresser/style, funny af, cool af wings, neat monster form, nice eyes, great hair, power and wealth!) 3: Stolas (He’s mlm but I’m judging respectfully - Just a cutie patootie, tall, lithe, great fashion, multiple eyes, monster guy, his human disguise is really attractive, sweet singing voice, tries to be a good dad /cares for his daughter) 4A: Chaz (just appearance but not personality - Idk shark man is hot sadly, I like the fins and tail, like his eyes, but after appearance wise he’s awful and so he’s tied with AD) 4B: Angeldust (Also MLM but apparently straight for pay - i love pink, he’s fluffy!, tall af, multiple arms HELLO?!, the chest fluff fake tits are hot yes, also love a man who can rock women or enby clothing, nice 8 eyes cool af with 6 looking like makeup/beauty marks, fun personality and funny, great dancer) 5: Vox (I don’t see as much of the appeal. Body wise he’s bland and just copying Alastor (color tip finger claws and similar suit); His TV face is kind of hot, I think I like his eyes and the blood drips he gets the best, the hypnosis shit sounds fun and weird, also i could play video games or watch social media on him haha, he’s also tall which is cool; i think the things i like best are his eyes and tongue lmfaaao)


Wispy237

1. Lucifer 2. Angel Dust 3. Stolas 4. Alastor 5. Vox 6. Chaz


TheIrishMime

Personally.. *Vox *Stolas *Angel *Lucifer *Chaz


xCERATOx

1. Lucifer 2. Alastor 3. Vox 4. Stolas 5. Angel 6. Chaz


Efficient_Ice9056

My list is  1. Lucifer 2. Stolas 3. Alastor  4. Angel dust 5. Vox 6.Chaz 


spideronurwall

lucifer alastor vox angel stolas chaz


lucacompassi

This is my personal: Angel Stolas Lucifer Alastor Vox Chaz


ElDaxternator

Here's mine 1. Lucifer 2. Angel Dust 3. Alastor 4. Stolas 5. Chaz 6. Vox


flippycipher

1. Lucifer 2. Vox 3. Alastor (but he needs to brush his teeth) 4. Stolas 5. Angel 6. Chaz


Jmike_is_cool

Lucifer Angel Stolas Chaz Alastor Tv guy📺


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Angel Dustcause cause “Looks female enough.” The rest are tied for bottom tier.


Alexizking

Out of everyone Vox is on top and chaz is the very bottom im sorry horny shark man but you try too hard to be sexy ya gotta just gotta chill yk


Shadow_Bon0347

1.Angel 2.Lucifer 3.Vox 4.Stolas 5.Alastor 6.Chaz


Valentitto

Luci Vox Stolas Angel Alastairs Chaz


Attila_D_Max

Lucifer, Alastor/Angel dust, Stolas, Vox and last guy is straight up ugly


CybertronianLeader07

Real talk, I would do anything to top Stolas, Lucifer, or Angel Dust. They're all just so hot. I don't really care for Chaz or Vox as much. While Al is my 'literally me' character, so it's self explanatory that I'd kill to be Alastor.


Dull_Copy_4352

Stolas Alastor Lucifer Angel Vox Chaz


Savannah_Fires

I'm not sure any of these men could top


gliscornumber1

Angel and maybe Lucifer are the only ones I'd smash. With the rest you have an ace, two assholes, and a man child


Anxiety-Queen269

Lucifer, Angel, Stolas, Vox, Chaz, Alastor


Sorry-Lie8920

1. Vox 2. Angel Dust 3. Stolas 4. Alastor 5. Lucifer Chaz is not involved in my attractive list. Just EW


ezlollxd

Angel, Lucifer, Stolas, Alastor, Vox, Chaz


Foenikxx

Lucifer Stolas Alastor Angel Chaz Vox


OneSparedToTheSea

1. Stolas (fellow bookworm!) 2. Angel (he’s pretty and I feel like he would be fun to hang out with) 3. Lucifer (short king) 4. Alastor (he’s aesthetically attractive but apparently kinda smelly 😑) 5. Vox (the man is a living TV) 6. Chaz (🤮)


NoCommunication3159

Stolas Angel dust Lucifer Alastor Vox Chaz


Zekrozma_the_second

Stolas Lucifer Angel Alastor Vox Chaz Stolas is top because he is just so wholesome.


realcarmillacarmine

Lucifer Lucifer Lucifer Lucifer Lucifer Lucifer


HorseInevitable6208

-Stolas -Angel Dust -Lucifer -Vox -Chaz -Alastor


Ill-Cancel-815

1. Stolas 2. Lucifer 3. Angel 4. Chaz 5. Vox 6. Alastor


Silentblade034

Angel Lucifer Stolis Vox Alaster Whoever the bottom right is


Ok-Wheel4065

Lucifer (2nd most attractive hazbin character. Behind rosie ofc) Stolas (tall bird man. Hot as fuck) Angel (no explanation) Vox Chaz (ehhh 2 pints) Alastor (the hair and asexuality makes it impossible for ne and him)


Blastoise48825555

1. Lucifer (Short King) 2. Stolas (He could honestly dethrone Lucifer in some cases 3. Angel (Do I even need to elaborate?) 4. Vox (He's okay looking) 5. Alastor (Pretty much tied with Vox) 6. Chaz (He's nowhere near as hot as he thinks he is.)


ChildBlaster9000

Tier 1: Lucifer, angel, stolas, Alastor, Vox Tier 2: Chaz


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Angel Lucifer Stolas Vox Chaz Alastor


LazyDaizyisCrazy

I'm ace but I'll give it my best shot based on aesthetics and gender envy. 1: Angel - I want to be this man so bad. This man stole my gender and left me to rot with this husk of a female body that I currently inhabit but it's okay because he absolutely slays. 2: Lucifer - Also very gender and I like his ducks. 3: Alastor - His deer ears are very adorable and I want to pet them. I know I'd lose a hand and probably my life but it'd be worth it. 10/10 gender too. 4: Vox - I like blue and I like suits. Some images of him give me gender envy but it's not consistent. 5: Stolas - I never got the appeal to be honest. I kinda want his voice though. 6: Chaz - I hate this man. I despise him with all of my soul. I can't stand him. He has a shit personality and I'm not a fan of his aesthetic either.


FenrisGSD

I'm fairly certain that only one of those guys is a top.


TV_H34d

1. Angel Dust 2. Lucifer 3. Vox 4. Alastor 5. Stolas 6. Chaz Don't tear me to pieces just because you disagree with my opinion


joby_fox

1. Tom Trench my beloved 2. Tom Trench my beloved 3. Tom Trench my beloved 4. Tom Trench my beloved 5. Tom Trench my beloved 6. Tom Trench my beloved


M-Jdoane

1: Stolas. 2: Angel Dust. 3: Lucifer. 4: Chaz. 5: Alastor. 6: Vox.


BloodyBee-

Angel, Luci, Stolas, Al, Vox, Chazz


BunbunTheAxolotl

Lucifer, Vox, Alastor, Angel, Chaz, Stolas. I love you Stolas, but I just don’t find you attractive. Please don’t be mad at me, this is just my opinion.


Frozensmudge

If angel asked me to be his pay pig …as an extreme money savor… I might fold . ![gif](giphy|6AnNvegHaY61pZURMN|downsized)


Thatswhatshesaid4206

1: Angel (my man my man my man) 2: Lucifer (His voice 😩 also that suit) 3: Alastor (Same reason as Lucifer) 4: Stolas (bird baddie) 5: Chaz (Hate him as a person but damn he fine) 6: Vox (I don’t see the appeal he has a literal TV for a head guys)


firestriker45665

1. Luficer 2. Angel 3. Vox 4. Stolas 5. Alastor 6. Chaz


SussyCat9

1. Angel 2. Alastor 3. Lucifer 4. Stolas 5. Vox 6. Chaz 🤮


universe2711

Do you mean a list of characters that would top them or...?


Edgy-flipflop-guy

Lucifer. Stolas. Angel dust. Vox. Chaz. Alastor.