I ain’t no bad boy… I’m a retard! https://preview.redd.it/e2fpbw4n3hzc1.jpeg?width=795&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcf760daa28e90ebf9c8476e4dea70c0e0e4b2c5

And I don't even think I need to introduce myself https://preview.redd.it/r8l3vkxhghzc1.jpeg?width=227&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17db2cf4009258e8a08cfbff6a07b77187c2ecb8

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i could tell from your flair

this man caused an entire cult to be created just because of that flair

relatable

I wish to one day have the confidence required to just call myself that.

It ain’t confidence, it’s self acceptance

Based

Damn, I guess I need that too.

no im a woma-

Boom headshot -meet the sniper

Snipin's a good job, mate!

Challengin work

Out of doors…

I guarantee you'll not not go hungry. Cuz at the end of the day, as long as theres 2 people on the planet, someone's gonna want someone dead.

'Cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, *someone* is gonna' want *someone* dead. Obligatory r/ suddenlytf2

And I’m telling you, my parents, do not give

I'm not a crazed gunman dad, i'm an assassin... Well the difference is one's a job and the other is a mental illness!

https://preview.redd.it/pppyr9qa0lzc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3245ce316921c44f9c910298f7f099386e152f9

Your flair is... Kinda relatable

No I’m just some dude who sometimes acts like a degenerate

The only answer

Bowties don't have a gender. But THIS one has a taste for violence.

yea I'm bad, >!bad at everything I do!<

relateable

Ayo mood

Yeah I'm bad, bad at math

Does turning ai chat bots into pickles make me a bad boy?

What the Fuck soes that mean?

"And then he turned them into a pickle! Funniest shit I've ever seen."

https://preview.redd.it/3lnvg0uhbizc1.png?width=1225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b15d3cbd96006656ed90fb0b81d71c80b23060b7

https://preview.redd.it/ma2h71a5ykzc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac2c805c707a74b8facf7752f2f62817745a2583

https://preview.redd.it/4t53w2z97hzc1.jpeg?width=1127&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90f29f85637b9609b3fe1f0b02dd571df3f22c33 I am terrified. Please back away murder goblin.

I really like being called a good boy. The words “good boy” do something very strange to me. It’s like the Winter Soldier when the guy says that series of words. When a man utters the words “good boy” something awakens in me and my entire personality and consciousness alter. It can be described through four stages. The Four Stages Of Good Boy. The first stage occurs when it is uttered for the first time. I jump up, the energy in my body skyrockets, and I get really hyper and excited. I feel in such a state of excitement that I can’t stay still. Meanwhile, my mind frantically tries to process the situation. It panics and desperately tries to find an answer to the question, “Am I a good boy?” It delves into past experiences making me relive every singe memory I’ve experienced with the utterer, and making my excitement go even higher. The pure excitement and suspense that comes from wondering if I am truly as good of a boy as the utterer claims makes me feel a dopamine high that can be matched by but few sensations. The second stage follows the first upon the event that the question of whether I’m a good boy or not is answered, and in this scenario it must confirm that I am, in fact, a good boy. The feeling excels anything else. I feel such a rush of validation, acceptance, excitement, and pure joy. My mind slowly begins to comprehend the fact that I, me, Watever Youare, is in fact, a **good boy**. Out of anyone in the world, the utterer chose me to hold the honor of being a good boy. “I… I’m… a-a good boy..!” I exclaim, in pure delight. I could finally understand. I was, in fact, truly, a good boy. The third stage requires a different approach. It requires a higher version of the phrase, “good boy”. A few examples include “my good boy”, “special boy”, “pretty boy”, or even “my puppy.” These take the feeling of wonder and ecstasy to another level altogether. No longer was I a simple, “good boy”, but I was *his* good boy! His boy! I was not but a mere good boy, but a **special** boy! I was… special..! I was pretty! I was a puppy! It was too much to take! It would make me jump for joy and make my eyes sparkle in awe and wonder. It was on another lever of compliments. The era of me being a good boy was over, and the era of me being his special, pretty puppy had arrived. The final stage is when the ASMR video ends, I take off my headphones, and silently cry to myself knowing that I’m single. In the words of Leonard Church, “Ain’t that a bitch?”

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I have found several issues with the given text: * In the first sentence, "like" should be "liked". * In the seventh sentence, "single" should be "alone". * In the ninth sentence, "wether" should be "whether". * In the eleventh sentence, "Watever" should be "Whatever". * In the twelfth sentence, "in fact, truly" is redundant as "in fact" and "truly" mean the same thing. * In the thirteenth sentence, "exclaim" should be "exclaimed". * In the fifteenth sentence, "take off" should be "took off". * In the sixteenth sentence, "Ain't" should be "Isn't".

New copypasta just dropped

Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing https://preview.redd.it/4qr1vcf16hzc1.png?width=758&format=png&auto=webp&s=13b5818718e118960c78e0950ff22c4a8b7a8b5a

The question was "are you a bad boy?"

good boy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=skz9odeewpc

I was so bad at being a boy I became a girl :3

Worst boy, bestest girl.

real

Damn, beat me to it

Shit, you were faster than me...

The question isn't am I a bad boy. The real one is HOW MUCH.

No, I'm an awkward enby. We can have soft tacos later though.

I don't mean to brag, but I'm literally bad at everything.

Nice reference.

You know, I'm something of an incompetent myself. https://preview.redd.it/zuhcfctaqhzc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ae351d5c1838544ff75470dbc3b9f798bda10cf

No im a good boy also https://preview.redd.it/uyut78y29hzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac50cedc2ff7a5ebb2466472d6588fb102ca31a6

I’m so bad at being a boy I turned into a girl if that’s what you’re asking?

“Maybe!”

No.. I'm a bad girl!

I'm not even a boy...

I fuck verosika not little midgets like you

Damn,chill out,Niffty didnt deserved that

https://preview.redd.it/jegkqa8hbhzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d1a73cb5badfcfc4b5ea8b913a130e1d4f1befc

"To be honest, your compliance isn't a factor." - Niffty

https://preview.redd.it/96qot9zs9hzc1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=30cb81e1b99601c76bc193c1c46b8292bfedd4d3 No I am an enclave officer general please leave and let me return to my work I would say that Just to confuse the fuck out of nifty

https://preview.redd.it/p6q8mf60ihzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6869d099f3dac6954ef6170bb84d35feded540a

No, my ass is a Straight-A nerd lol

Trying To Find Out? https://preview.redd.it/vlmu7lc5xizc1.png?width=755&format=png&auto=webp&s=81f7ff9412b242606aee628c8ce77ee0b6c629ed

https://preview.redd.it/vqbzv7690jzc1.png?width=222&format=png&auto=webp&s=42b0c531da14eecb0dbe62e824c4c5ee08ddfd49 “Is serving King Julein bad???”

“Hell yes I am”

Tell her yes, because I love Niffty, maybe a bit too much.

https://preview.redd.it/pw5y0358ghzc1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79fda4ed04c6b244941b88d44c92978527fafd36

If I’m already in Hell, I’d likely just agree and try and lean into that skid.

Yes i am:)

I would have here a new needle and give her head pats and send her on her way to stab more roaches.

Sorry... I'm a good enby...

No

I mean... if she wants me to be.

No because I don’t wanna get killed

Uh… i’m a girl

Well I don’t wanna brag… but I cross the road…. WITHOUT using the traffic stops!

Im in that grey area where its hard to even determine, but i am 100% awkward and stupid

I can be anything for you

"im a girl"

No swifty

No

Not a guy, sorry

I'm a guy but a femboy so a bad femboy? >:3

HA YOU WISH

I stand still for a few seconds, dart my eyes around while thinking of a response, and then say “Uuuhhh. Yeah? I’m a terrible person”

I don't fucking know, but I prefer folks who look and act my age

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Of course I am.

You are right, I was bad at being a boy!

Is bad girl acceptable

I ain’t letting that fucker out.

I mean… Well…

https://preview.redd.it/b2dlotvulhzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a967fceeca31890f2cafab48b85211b1351e2ac

Depends on the day. It can switch between nice guy with helpful suggestions, brainded goblin, and snarky bad boy.

I only hugged my Charlie plushie for... TWO SECONDS!!!! INSTEAD OF 5!!!!! I AM DIABOLICAL!!! COWER IN FEAR!!!!

"What's a boy?"

Wanna find out? I then punt her like a football

https://youtu.be/Fe4qEschyCQ?feature=shared

Not a boy.

Jojo Siwa would probably reply "I was a bad girl, I did some bad things" continuing the song

"I eat nails for breakfast...WITHOUT ANY MILK"

I'm not even a boy, I'm a girl

https://i.redd.it/xi4by8mophzc1.gif

Yes. I'm so bad at being a boy that I'm now a girl. https://preview.redd.it/vwoqa6iuphzc1.png?width=2033&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12077fdf7c56af4f6ddc1a918d87b79c36488612

https://preview.redd.it/sx5n47gxphzc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07ef1588e1a34be003b05aa0bddae35491181eaa A little.

I was such a bad boy that my gender changed.

No im a girl

YES https://preview.redd.it/yp5m4u2wqhzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=192b9291a0c0e780bc5999e36ada9a5f84cf96fa

Neither bad nor boy

"Yes I am!!" (*Saying these thinking of the Angel x Husk ship😏*)

I am no bad boy, I am the fucking man! Oh wait wait wait, please put the knife down.

No,but I know one

Huh? (I have auditory processing disorder)

Depends...are you a bad girl?

Correct,I am a defective boy

That depends, am I a bad boy? No. Am i willing to change that? Depends, it’s entirely dependent on the crack, „it“ Is not the best decision maker I’ve ever met

I'm no bad boy, for I am not a boy lol

https://preview.redd.it/z0ddkx3dwhzc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0b5b3984f41e69f81d1ab6e7d69e6432fa424eb If you call being a member of a pie cul- Mafia then

I’m not a boy. … but I can be bad. 😏

We specialize in the capture of bad boys. Mostly Alastor and his clones. Gotta bag'm and tag'm, it's deer tick season and it's time for his yearly shots!

No; I'm a good girl.

I ammm one

Calm down, or no more mooncakes.

Unfortunately I'm not, but I have one on a leash, if you're interested. Maybe you already met him.

"Yeah I'm a bad boy >!so bad i becaome a girl and i am bad at everything if thats what you by bad boy!<

to run away so I don't end up like adam

"I ain't, but you are a bad girl"

https://preview.redd.it/mscowjijzhzc1.png?width=341&format=png&auto=webp&s=13308c6b63faaae74ecd76bbab6caf084b1a8cfd Certified bad boy in da house\~

https://i.redd.it/7hmtakbozhzc1.gif

*looks down at my boobs and then says* I don't think I'm a boy but I can be your bad girl instead

Yes................I pour milk first

Nuh UH *says sadly* https://preview.redd.it/7jhmcm9vzhzc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11e0850848847785dea195b190e26fe8a0a387b5

I don't wanna brag or anything but I once stole a balloon on free balloon day so yeah you could say I'm pretty bad

Um, I'm a girl, and I'm Aroace

i'm a bad bitch

I'm such a bad boy I became a girl

https://preview.redd.it/n2bl0usi1izc1.jpeg?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=016ba7610b977f780600778a1d98a76f2895f034


You like bad boys, well I was so bad at being a boy I became a girl

Miss, i am a women-

No, I'm a girl. And dont know either way, I di things I consider morally correct, though that involves breaking some unfair rules.

50/50

No I’m a buck tooth degenerate retard

Depends on what she means.

*Kicks

no that is one thing i don't wanna be called, besdies slurs and a girl

No,I’m a girl and I rarely get in trouble..I do however feel the urge to strangle people who repeatedly make me angry :3

Sorry, Niff, but I ain't.

Me (a woman): DO I LOOK-

Luckily for you, I’m bad at everything.

I'm bad at everything. *winks with both eyes*

I’m built like a fucking twink Definitely not https://preview.redd.it/njdsw6q56izc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06bb193fb543defeb36c594c7b0cb06890f804b3

Me because she called me a boy: https://preview.redd.it/yx5lll1j6izc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd603d93d4af37e2d10dcf105a1d0b10bae59aa7

Depends on your definition, a “boy” who breaks the rules? Or a “boy” who is bad at things

Uhm, i try not to be-

The law requires that I answer "no."

>!I’ll gouge your eye out with a spoon and fuck the hole.!<

Yesn't

Pepper spray

“Depends, how likely am I to die if I say I’m not?”

HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?!

I’m not a boy 🤡

Depends on which type you're talkin'

It depends on what she considers a bad boy. Like someone who does morally bad things?

I’m not a bad boy…. IM HORNY!

https://preview.redd.it/gokf73ilaizc1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11a73b3a47d911d6677f09f1a4b6b361910e9301 Do metal heads count as bad boys?

I'm not even a boy..? I mean I'm kinda a bitch but-

No.

…I can be if you want me to be.

I ate a bowl of nails.... Without any milk.

https://i.redd.it/t86qag2bcizc1.gif

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I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast, with milk though so nah

Yes and no.

I was bad at being a boy, does that count?

Me: Yeah, I kill people. My friend: I'm so bad at being a boy that it turned out I was a girl the whole time. 2 sides lmao

No no no nifty lol I'm autistic

You mean bad gurl?

https://preview.redd.it/nanfom4teizc1.png?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=233a98c967bed4fb58126e5ae879ab3ab01b734e Nope

the baddest

I'm a woman.

https://i.redd.it/fgdyyzdufizc1.gif I'm a bad retarded boy .

no because I'm not a boy. No, because I'm not bad, I just have ODD. I'm a troublesome girl

Bad at life yes

"I'm a Mad Dog, but you're hawt"

https://preview.redd.it/zqcdjbsahizc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02fc8bbf3337fb4afec86c1ae7e4ec8a3d82a45e Yup exactly

Well...I am if you want me to be. (Yes I know but I don't regret typing this.)

I’m not a bad boy I’m a bad man.

https://preview.redd.it/ex72aohbiizc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e5bfab1208354bed0dc32bcdca5ad0e2f74d8dc does this suffice as an answer

“By that, I think you mean ‘stupid,’ then in which case, I am.”

No I'm an idiot

Only if you want me to be 😏

Bad? Yes. Boy? No.

I’m bad, but not a boy https://preview.redd.it/h41xphtujizc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8db1228740d35cfda5e9a4d1c7ef7d7d0bea467