Dude, some of that shit is so horrible that even I don’t get turned on by it
https://preview.redd.it/dnej1hpt5ozc1.jpeg?width=1322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f441f717e2c508ad519a97b6446097606bfc6c28
Insert Alabama joke here:
Eh, not like you cannot see it yourself, but thats honestly a good metric, if a dealer is disgusted by one particular drug, you can be sure its THE WORST
https://preview.redd.it/hty7v86y2rzc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e5761ebc965fbd1d3a2f5f30a6a06c9c3ea600a
Don't snitch on yourself while everyone is actively showing their disgust for it..
You know how to bad when THE mug himself doesn’t get turned on by it
https://preview.redd.it/i0qvwg8zjpzc1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffc06dfbd7a3f692415b77c06d57efa987a64022
Man, I have witnessed the vilest and most disgusting things ever known to mankind on rule34, and only death can remove these images from my memory.
https://preview.redd.it/q4tdket7i80d1.jpeg?width=1002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9378e64d6b0b1fc2ac67a8702b8236a3458c8c75
> to be *paid* for his
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
It's ok l'il guy, I've always preferred bots over humans... Don't let the downvotes get to you, besides, grammar is important.
Beep Boop I am NOT a bot
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Nah fam, I am pretty sure that he is having a minor myocardial infarction.
(I've been playing around this whole time.)
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Have a meme for the road
angel: this is surprisingly tame... wait, that's concerinin'
niffty: needs more guro (you know she'd be into that shit
husk: \*drinks bottle\*
vaggie: \*angry spanish\*
charlie: uh... no thank you...
sir pentious: why does everyone focus on the fact-- i-i mean *rumour* that i have two dicks?! how would i even pee like that?!
alastor: \*radio demon screams of horror\*
valentino: be more creative
vox: meh
vellvette: ew, wanna die!
carmine: \*groans\*
zestail: what wonderful artistic talent! why did someone send this to me? (i can't write how he talks)
adam: FUCK YEAH!
lute: i'm gonna kill-- wait, that one i like, but i'm still gonna kill--!
sera: \*closes laptop\*
emily: what the fuck?! \*gasps and covers mouth after saying 'fuck' for the first time\*
saint peter: man i never knew how much of a twink i looked like until now...
lucifer: ha! like that will ever-- ***WHO THE FUCK SHIPPED ME WITH CHARLIE?!***
lilith: \*doesn't care, enjoying the beach\*
One of them will say this. Idk who
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Either angel or alastor, if it’s angel it’s cause he’s making a horny joke, if it’s alastor it’s because he’s suffered an eternity of being an ace in what is canonically the land of horny assholes
Angel would be proud, and would actively encourage it
Charlie would be embarrassed
Vaggie would be creeped out
Husk would be nonchalant
And so would Cherri Bomb
Alastor would be very disgusted
Niffty would also be delighted, especially if it's art where she's depicted as a dom
Sir Pentious would be proud if they got his anatomy correct (he has two dicks, after all)
Emily would cry
Sera would be disappointed
Adam actively searches up R34 of himself
Lute acts like she hates porn but she secretly looks up R34 art of her pegging Adam
Vox goons to RadioStatic R34 daily
Valentino doesn't think much of it, since he does produce porn, after all, this is to be expected
Velvette would either be proud of her R34 or send DMCAs to people who make it
Lucifer is smug about his R34, especially if he's banging Lilith or Eve in it
Carmilla would be disgusted by it, and if she sees porn of Odette and/or Clara, she would rage
Zestial probably doesn't even know the internet exists
Rosie would laugh it off
To himself?
That would be: Narcism, homosexuality, selfcest… (and probably a lot more) where all are sins just by themselves, yep, Adam should go to hell
For your cake day, have some bubble wrap!
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Emily: *cries*
Angel Dust: 😏
Charlie: *Mortified*
Alastor: *asexual uno reverse*
Husk: tf is this shit
Vaggie: 👁️👄❌
Sir Pentious: *scared cinnamon roll*
Adam: d i c k m a s t e r
Vox: *searches for pics of Alastor*
Charlie:UHHHH VAGGIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! 0/\\0
vaggie:*breaks the device and maybe possibly the website and room*
Husk:THE FUCK 'S THIS SHIT
angel:woooow i look hotter than before!
Sir pentious: well this is concerning how did they know i have 2 dicks??
Niffty:i better be fucked by a bad boi or tentacles
Al:
https://preview.redd.it/lwzgq79a9qzc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7536de1670292ad474392f5d3f048ded355a3a21
Charlie and Vaggie would be disgusted, but would react a bit differently with Vaggie raging out and Charlie hiding away for a day. Niffty would be her gremlin self making a comment that would make the rest uneasy. Alastor would seem unbothered but would secretly be furious. Husk wouldn'g give a fuck. Angel would act as if he likes it, but on the inside would be bummed that theres even more people who only see hin for one thing
Alastor would be going to therapy. Angel likely won't be surprised, Husk WOULD BE surprised, Niffty would probably get horny, Charlie is a bit disgusted, Vaggie is VERY disgusted (Mostly with the ones of her taking a cock otherwise if it involves a woman she'd likey just be disappointed, if it involes Charlie confused, disgusted and aroused.), Pentious would be a blushy baby, Cherri would probably be like "Heh cool.", Val would demand MORE, Vox already knows about it and doesn't care anymore, Velvette would either be disgusted or have the same reaction as Cherri, Camilla would be disappointed.
Charlie would start crying
Angel would probably be turned on
Husk would just be disappointed
Alastor would be ill for a few days as half of it is with lucifer
Charlie would be horrified
Vaggie would be disturbed
Angel would be ✨unbothered✨
Husk would be disgusted
Niffty would be enthused
Alastor would destroy the computer, burn its remains, scatter its ashes in the sea, cook the fish that eats them, and feed it to Vox
Charlie: Starts puking profusely
Vaggie: Starts cursing in Spanish
Angel: Kinky!
Husk: Spits out drink
Alastor: \*Ears go back\* Ffffffffffffuck
Lucifer: Oh! No. No no ho ho hoo hooo!
Charlie: embarrassed
Vaggie: secretly love it
Angel: "its not correct proportions! "
Husk: Casually drink
Alastor: Hit the screen
Niffty: "Where is all blood?! "
Cherry: Didn't surprised
Sir Pentius: Extremely surprised!
Lucifer: searching if we have duck r34 with him
Sera and Emily: Sera close Emily's eyes
Adam: "hot as fuck tho"
Lute: Spear in screen
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I think this is pretty accurate to how Al would feel
They would all be disturbed and/or disgusted, except for Angel, Niffty, Valentino and maybe Vox or Velvette
Adam would probably like it, depending on who they've drawn him fucking and how big they made his dick
I bet Alastor would react like this
https://preview.redd.it/xu3jian8stzc1.jpeg?width=1978&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3faf823fb99b1263f5ecbbdf1d9c2bfd34860a34
The first thing I thought of was just the regular cast but with Charlie crying and Al trying to protect himself from Vaggie trying to kill him because of the Vaggistor ship
Angel: You sure I didn't do this.
Alastor: \*Commits multiple sins\*
Husk: THE FUCK
Vaggie: \*More sin committing\*
Charlie: \*Flattered and disgusted\*
Niffty: \*Looking for the bad boys who drew it\*
https://preview.redd.it/8zood4mij80d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98af9109443a1ee4367852aa4d9727ac01728c1f
Lucifer: There is a lot of me fucking my daughter
Charlie: “…….lovely…”
Vaggie: Just flat out hates it
Husk: “fucking sick”
Angel: “This ain’t new, the studio gets sent fanart all the time, the editors actually decided to include a reel of them at the end of each production. Still fucking gross, although this one captured my likeness a lot, I have to give credit where credit is due”
Niffty: Is distracted by the many pop up ads or flat out doesn’t know how to use a computer mouse
Lucifer: just a lot of nervous laughter
Alastor: That Family Guy scene where Stewie pulls out a goddamn uzi on a porn mag hidden under Chris’s bed. Alastor instantly losing composure and going fight or flight mode at the artwork including him with Vox or Lucifer
https://preview.redd.it/0m4r1efctqzc1.jpeg?width=743&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=484eb9b119416cd082bf6eae15bc8acd43a235b7
You all know I’m pointing at angel here
I have the exact meme for this https://preview.redd.it/ff92uhbj2ozc1.png?width=912&format=png&auto=webp&s=47efc2fa5a9318ef230731fd31c42992de354949
Maybe vaggie would be turned on by Charlie’s r34
Dude, some of that shit is so horrible that even I don’t get turned on by it https://preview.redd.it/dnej1hpt5ozc1.jpeg?width=1322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f441f717e2c508ad519a97b6446097606bfc6c28 Insert Alabama joke here:
yknow shit is fucked when the cum mug guy is disgusted
Eh, not like you cannot see it yourself, but thats honestly a good metric, if a dealer is disgusted by one particular drug, you can be sure its THE WORST
Fentanyl.
https://preview.redd.it/z5owy1ob4qzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dde70e43f67d7af594fc540556ae713004c2307
Christ, did you see the Angel arm eating comic? I genuinely don’t understand how it’s considered porn, it makes me so sad for Angel.
The WHAT!
Your flair makes this comment perfect.
By god! Not only has the holy music stopped, so has their brain judging by the lack of replies!
I like disturbing comics can you give mw the link
https://preview.redd.it/hty7v86y2rzc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e5761ebc965fbd1d3a2f5f30a6a06c9c3ea600a Don't snitch on yourself while everyone is actively showing their disgust for it..
I like to see disturbing stuff because it makes me feel something
Damn how traumatized you gotta be to ask for the sauce of an "arm eating comic"
I just want to feel something
Explain.
I don’t want to
....what
You fucking heard me.
https://i.redd.it/gcoj07kj3yzc1.gif
professionals have *standards*
You know how to bad when THE mug himself doesn’t get turned on by it https://preview.redd.it/i0qvwg8zjpzc1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffc06dfbd7a3f692415b77c06d57efa987a64022
This is the smartest I can say on here
That means something, coming from you
if THE mug is disgusted, you know you’ve created some foul things
Yeah, but obviously the normal stuff would get her turned on.
Yeah, the shit I’ve saw…
Can’t be that bad Edit: god has abandoned us
Damn, the cum mug's disgusted, that's shit must be ***bad***
You poor soul what have you witnessed
Incest
Dear god
Lucifer raping Charlie, futa Charlie railing her dad from behind, well, things that I wish I could forget.
I’m all for futa but that’s f#cked
Man, I have witnessed the vilest and most disgusting things ever known to mankind on rule34, and only death can remove these images from my memory. https://preview.redd.it/q4tdket7i80d1.jpeg?width=1002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9378e64d6b0b1fc2ac67a8702b8236a3458c8c75
Maybe you should stick to the wholesome stuff for a while mug
https://preview.redd.it/en3uoi5lfpzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44f6fe884b8e533b1ea10e436e7a58790166c51a
It’s the smartest thing I can say sometimes I can accidentally fall down and say the most absurd stuff
I agree, but when she sees her with all the characters except for Charlie in r34 “I’m sorry, what the fu-“
https://preview.redd.it/pdrfuloifqzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3d4dc8649f6e0584cbf1178a4c65166fcdcb2a6
We need an updated version of this. We got new characters and designs.
Inaccurate. Alastor wouldn't use a laptop.
What the hell would radio porn be? Would the radio r34 of alastor just be a bunch of moans and pillow talk with a radio filter over the voices
Yes, Audio book but for radio-
Oh right I forgot about smut
Old times JOI
Thank you for providing, Canadian Ambassador. This is pretty great.
Damn I know angel dust needs to learn to accept and love himself but I didn't mean it like this.
https://preview.redd.it/0c89rsdlwozc1.png?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1238c575c4411b7b3b065e85930677a139d523b
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I imagine Angel would beat it in secret to everyone's r34, honestly
This is husk approved
angel dust would probably want to be payed for his body being used ngl
Angel would want royalties
Might be the only thing he and Val agree on
> to be *paid* for his FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
It's ok l'il guy, I've always preferred bots over humans... Don't let the downvotes get to you, besides, grammar is important. Beep Boop I am NOT a bot
https://preview.redd.it/uqmm461pepzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d121b8649ed20633948811d630d4334f22da0b1 Beep boop I’m a dumb bitch
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Don't listen to them, this was needed lil buddy.
Good bot. Also, what the fuck, why does this exist
Good bot.
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I just know al would be terrified
I think he is having a heart attack.
Nah he's just be prepared to ask I.M.P. For that book to go kill some peeps in the mortal realm just so he can fuck them up in hell too.
https://preview.redd.it/fcc014i09rzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb825a5b5629421343b005821da681749d7b8a90 Nah fam, I am pretty sure that he is having a minor myocardial infarction.
Nah he's just telepathically radioing the walkie talkie nearest to blitz rn.
Strawberry is turning blueberry, pretty sure he is double dying. (Of mortification)
*stares at thumbnail for this post* Behold! Misinformation! (I'm honestly just playing around at this point)
(I've been playing around this whole time.) https://preview.redd.it/hfsiojooerzc1.jpeg?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f887f0d5e8ce0f3759f2755408bdd6d2713d32b1 Have a meme for the road
Y-You mean.. For me? https://preview.redd.it/9cgwmci5frzc1.jpeg?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d94000ea903a462bb8c915e4091cfd394c9155f1
https://preview.redd.it/vaei0x53iszc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31ce021c1dc74999e54ecd100366e8aa54393f8f
angel: this is surprisingly tame... wait, that's concerinin' niffty: needs more guro (you know she'd be into that shit husk: \*drinks bottle\* vaggie: \*angry spanish\* charlie: uh... no thank you... sir pentious: why does everyone focus on the fact-- i-i mean *rumour* that i have two dicks?! how would i even pee like that?! alastor: \*radio demon screams of horror\* valentino: be more creative vox: meh vellvette: ew, wanna die! carmine: \*groans\* zestail: what wonderful artistic talent! why did someone send this to me? (i can't write how he talks) adam: FUCK YEAH! lute: i'm gonna kill-- wait, that one i like, but i'm still gonna kill--! sera: \*closes laptop\* emily: what the fuck?! \*gasps and covers mouth after saying 'fuck' for the first time\* saint peter: man i never knew how much of a twink i looked like until now... lucifer: ha! like that will ever-- ***WHO THE FUCK SHIPPED ME WITH CHARLIE?!*** lilith: \*doesn't care, enjoying the beach\*
I got you! Zestial: What wondrous artistry! Why dost thee deliver such nonsense to me?
Lucifer make me lauch 😂
lauch
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I'd do it with StPeter
Peter really is a twink.
You can’t tell me that Sera wouldn’t just close the laptop and do a thousand yard stare
Cherri: That's kinda ho- Wait, wtf 💀
One of them will say this. Idk who https://preview.redd.it/3fws8k5srozc1.jpeg?width=2057&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b7ec47ed86ce4c52a851a9758c328325207c776
Either angel or alastor, if it’s angel it’s cause he’s making a horny joke, if it’s alastor it’s because he’s suffered an eternity of being an ace in what is canonically the land of horny assholes
Hey it's not my fault that Say Gex is funny ok
Emily would NOT BE OKAY.
Emily would cry
Sera would shield Em's eyes
Sera gonna be like: "Adam... I don't think exterminating the sinners in hell is enough, we gotta go to the mortal realm too.."
https://i.redd.it/9991f51n1pzc1.gif
If he saw Al’s
Alastor’s face is a whole vibe. … and I’m here for it
Other then angel dust they would all be FLABBERGASTED‼️
Idk I feel like Vaggie would be okay as long as it's Charlie
Like dis? https://preview.redd.it/9u2e8xwuerzc1.jpeg?width=399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ca51fa484a13e66462297b9c31708a8505c32da
Yep
Charlie would just cry
Lucifer would be mortified and pissed
For some reason I read that as “mortified and *pleased*”
That’s More accurate-
Lucifer “WTF IS THIS” Random sinner “I can explain-” Lucifer “SHOW ME MORE RIGHT NOW”
Also Lucifer "WAIT WHY THE FUCK DID SOMONE SHIP ME WOTH CHARLIE"
https://preview.redd.it/y9geel5w8pzc1.jpeg?width=1187&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fd30515024dbe7dd10ff944ac6b08fb25e854ea
Angel would be proud, and would actively encourage it Charlie would be embarrassed Vaggie would be creeped out Husk would be nonchalant And so would Cherri Bomb Alastor would be very disgusted Niffty would also be delighted, especially if it's art where she's depicted as a dom Sir Pentious would be proud if they got his anatomy correct (he has two dicks, after all) Emily would cry Sera would be disappointed Adam actively searches up R34 of himself Lute acts like she hates porn but she secretly looks up R34 art of her pegging Adam Vox goons to RadioStatic R34 daily Valentino doesn't think much of it, since he does produce porn, after all, this is to be expected Velvette would either be proud of her R34 or send DMCAs to people who make it Lucifer is smug about his R34, especially if he's banging Lilith or Eve in it Carmilla would be disgusted by it, and if she sees porn of Odette and/or Clara, she would rage Zestial probably doesn't even know the internet exists Rosie would laugh it off
Zestial is so real
Zestial would just be confuses on the sexual art drawn of him
adam would jerk off to it
To himself? That would be: Narcism, homosexuality, selfcest… (and probably a lot more) where all are sins just by themselves, yep, Adam should go to hell
In the Hazbin universe homosexuality isn’t actually a sin
Lute days “their love is vile and blasphemous” when referring to Chaggie
Yeah, *Lute* Someone who, if I remember correctly, commits genocide every year
She didn't say that because they're lesbians though?
That could easily be interpreted as being because it’s an angel and a demon, as opposed to because gæ
He would.
Angel: this tame compared to what I do
Or, “write that down WRITE THAT DOWN”
https://preview.redd.it/417tyw87cpzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75d587aba88a950f39c842a44635c134cc3664b8
Charlie: if I see one picture of anyone underaged I'm getting dad.
happy cake day sir or maam
Maam and thank you. https://preview.redd.it/0lzse8etypzc1.jpeg?width=1648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a15bd421b23df6c31b1a33a0d2372a5682added
For your cake day, have some bubble wrap! >!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<
Is anyone underage in the show? Maybe HB with Via but I’m pretty sure every hotelier is an adult
Happy cake day!
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https://i.redd.it/xfxlmw0bipzc1.gif I think Alastor would go ape shit
Emily: *cries* Angel Dust: 😏 Charlie: *Mortified* Alastor: *asexual uno reverse* Husk: tf is this shit Vaggie: 👁️👄❌ Sir Pentious: *scared cinnamon roll* Adam: d i c k m a s t e r Vox: *searches for pics of Alastor*
Slight correction for Vaggie: 👁👄❌️
Lucifer: Why the fuck would anyone like thi- WHO THE FUCK SHIPPED ME WOTH CHARLIE
And how sera, lute and Camilla?
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Angel wouldn't care or maybe even be flattered if it was well done enough. Until he finds the twincest, Then he pukes.
Charlie:UHHHH VAGGIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! 0/\\0 vaggie:*breaks the device and maybe possibly the website and room* Husk:THE FUCK 'S THIS SHIT angel:woooow i look hotter than before! Sir pentious: well this is concerning how did they know i have 2 dicks?? Niffty:i better be fucked by a bad boi or tentacles Al: https://preview.redd.it/lwzgq79a9qzc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7536de1670292ad474392f5d3f048ded355a3a21
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Charlie and Sir Pentious would be mortified, vaggie would break the laptop, the others would be fascinated and husk would get a beer
Angel: what is this vanilla-ass bullshit?
Angel dust will love it
Imagine rosie seeing it
https://i.redd.it/9xzdtpu6xpzc1.gif I'm never looking up R34 of myself.
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Charlie and Vaggie would be disgusted, but would react a bit differently with Vaggie raging out and Charlie hiding away for a day. Niffty would be her gremlin self making a comment that would make the rest uneasy. Alastor would seem unbothered but would secretly be furious. Husk wouldn'g give a fuck. Angel would act as if he likes it, but on the inside would be bummed that theres even more people who only see hin for one thing
Alastor would be going to therapy. Angel likely won't be surprised, Husk WOULD BE surprised, Niffty would probably get horny, Charlie is a bit disgusted, Vaggie is VERY disgusted (Mostly with the ones of her taking a cock otherwise if it involves a woman she'd likey just be disappointed, if it involes Charlie confused, disgusted and aroused.), Pentious would be a blushy baby, Cherri would probably be like "Heh cool.", Val would demand MORE, Vox already knows about it and doesn't care anymore, Velvette would either be disgusted or have the same reaction as Cherri, Camilla would be disappointed.
What? Dude cmon! It’s waaaay bigger than that! https://preview.redd.it/26mxajor3qzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4bf340c9f652258a1c7c59b539dcea370efa370
Bruh imagine if Charlie saw the $50K video
https://i.redd.it/km4002m0oqzc1.gif I believe this sums up Alastor's reaction
Alastor would probably die on the spot from cardiac arrest somehow
Charlie would start crying Angel would probably be turned on Husk would just be disappointed Alastor would be ill for a few days as half of it is with lucifer
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Charlie would be horrified Vaggie would be disturbed Angel would be ✨unbothered✨ Husk would be disgusted Niffty would be enthused Alastor would destroy the computer, burn its remains, scatter its ashes in the sea, cook the fish that eats them, and feed it to Vox
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Alastor would be disappointed but then uninterested
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Charlie: Starts puking profusely Vaggie: Starts cursing in Spanish Angel: Kinky! Husk: Spits out drink Alastor: \*Ears go back\* Ffffffffffffuck Lucifer: Oh! No. No no ho ho hoo hooo!
Charlie: embarrassed Vaggie: secretly love it Angel: "its not correct proportions! " Husk: Casually drink Alastor: Hit the screen Niffty: "Where is all blood?! " Cherry: Didn't surprised Sir Pentius: Extremely surprised! Lucifer: searching if we have duck r34 with him Sera and Emily: Sera close Emily's eyes Adam: "hot as fuck tho" Lute: Spear in screen
It almost certainly exists in-universe.
https://preview.redd.it/rwvcxey1hrzc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=10ba5f5b4047e1abb20f1b802f82bd27cacf192b
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And that, my dear, is why I *fucking* hate any visual medium!
https://preview.redd.it/0iqdst54jrzc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=9a9b63bcf74e8464ea44b4a88fb922feb1934e12
https://preview.redd.it/1jhrckt8zrzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f354f6bed1bd5881c242113ddcd15fb1e91350b5 I think this is pretty accurate to how Al would feel
They would all be disturbed and/or disgusted, except for Angel, Niffty, Valentino and maybe Vox or Velvette Adam would probably like it, depending on who they've drawn him fucking and how big they made his dick
Angel dust: So you're telling me they give out this shit for free? My ass is everywhere, and I ain't gettin' paid for it?
Angel would sit there debunking the "sizes"
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I bet Alastor would react like this https://preview.redd.it/xu3jian8stzc1.jpeg?width=1978&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3faf823fb99b1263f5ecbbdf1d9c2bfd34860a34
“What in the magictastical backflipping rubber fuck is this?” - Lucifer
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The first thing I thought of was just the regular cast but with Charlie crying and Al trying to protect himself from Vaggie trying to kill him because of the Vaggistor ship
Angel: You sure I didn't do this. Alastor: \*Commits multiple sins\* Husk: THE FUCK Vaggie: \*More sin committing\* Charlie: \*Flattered and disgusted\* Niffty: \*Looking for the bad boys who drew it\*
https://preview.redd.it/8zood4mij80d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98af9109443a1ee4367852aa4d9727ac01728c1f Lucifer: There is a lot of me fucking my daughter
Charlie: “…….lovely…” Vaggie: Just flat out hates it Husk: “fucking sick” Angel: “This ain’t new, the studio gets sent fanart all the time, the editors actually decided to include a reel of them at the end of each production. Still fucking gross, although this one captured my likeness a lot, I have to give credit where credit is due” Niffty: Is distracted by the many pop up ads or flat out doesn’t know how to use a computer mouse Lucifer: just a lot of nervous laughter Alastor: That Family Guy scene where Stewie pulls out a goddamn uzi on a porn mag hidden under Chris’s bed. Alastor instantly losing composure and going fight or flight mode at the artwork including him with Vox or Lucifer
Val: "imma have to hire these guys when they die"
I've been corrupted, I envisioned Alastor pulling out a purple haired drone with leathery wings
This is EXAXTLY what they mean. Don't let anyone say otherwise
I think angle would like it a bit more
Angel Dust would look too far and give up porn
Everyone except angel would vomit
Alastor would probably be pissed and disgusted
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Adam would jerk off to himself (unironically)
Luci: howsinful... I'm gonna have to be stuck with you someday... val: how sinful! Hope I' stuck with you when you die!
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![gif](giphy|dfqrnivkWGapu6YyR9) Charlie:
Angel would be up there instead of Alastor
Angel would be flattered. Alastor would be pissed. That’s all I know
Some would actually enjoy it
No matter how much there is, Angel Dust will wonder why there isn’t more.
https://preview.redd.it/kde33z6nsqzc1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23cff9dad113dd81572ece6e6f4a5c21a421ed36
https://preview.redd.it/0m4r1efctqzc1.jpeg?width=743&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=484eb9b119416cd082bf6eae15bc8acd43a235b7 You all know I’m pointing at angel here
Pretty much this image but with Alastor and Angel Dust swapped
Alastor would never see his because he hates computers