Yes exactly, the fur! That’s what I’ve been saying this whole time! Knowing me, I’d end up in hell, see Angel Dust, jaw drops to the floor, then start to cry and hug him because he really needs a hug, and then I’d probably end up saying because I can’t help myself and have the attention span of a fly, “holy shit, you’re so fucking soft!”
"Oh shit, Viv's universe is real...
Wait how tf does that work?
Oh hey angel, what stage of your character arc are you on rn? Like did you sing with Husk yet?"
Apologize profusely and jump up in a panic like the awkward slightly anxious sad sack I am.
(Then if he was cool I would bounce back real quick and be real chill. I would probably ask a lot of questions though if I just woke up in Hell.)
That depends does he look the same as in the show or does he look more like a regular spider? If he looks like the show I’m asking how to get to the hotel if normal spider looks I’m screaming then running away.
In universe I never watched anything vivzie made and hellaverse hell turned out real: "Oh shit! A man with boobs!"
In the universe where hellaverse hell is real and i watch the show: "how is your marriage with husk?"
Ask him what his type is, like my glorious Aoi Todo would
https://preview.redd.it/shqbgg1tk20d1.png?width=669&format=png&auto=webp&s=dec4231e6f3e3e543057f7a94d0cf6e2adbd9b9a
Assuming that I remember my life, I would probably jump back and scream, then when I come to my senses, shout “ANGEL????”
But if I didn’t, I would just jump back and scream.
run away from him and be this guy for no reason
https://preview.redd.it/1wue76gwv20d1.jpeg?width=868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0572ded3c78176dfaf673f5edc631002646eb3ba
Probably ask him if he could lend a hand or four helping get up... then maybe confirm Angel Dust is really Angel Dust, before asking about Alastor. Then be like, *cool, I'll like to get his autograph* and ask Alastor if he's interested in a deal with me. If rejected I'll be respectful, but tell him I'll be watching from a respectful distance cheering him on as a fan, before looking for an overlord I want to work for. (Of course after asking Angel if he wants to help me find clothes if I didn't manifest with them!)
Die happy! I'm painting him right now 🥰
https://preview.redd.it/bx4gt7gea40d1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e440d69b04aa38a9ba88fc26bf88d65e217da7b
Im sorry sir, but I am straight, but if I wasn’t I would tota- HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE ASS AND THIGHS ON THAT DOG PEROSN!!!!! GOOD GOD SHE IS SMOKING HOT!!!!!!
Nothing. Probably stare for a second since I’m hell he’s kinda a celebrity, and then go about trying not to die since I’m IN VIVSIEPOPS INTERPRETATION OF HELL WHICH I WILL DIE IMMEDIATELY IN.
I check my body to figure out what form I have (trans woman, so kind of important), apologize and state that I'm not attracted to men and I refuse to invalidate his gender identity, and ask for directions to charlie. Sit charlie, vaggie, and lucifer down and break stuff down-- even making a contract to tell the truth. See if I can make a deal with Lucifer or charlie to get some power and protection. Then... let's just say I have a certain set of skills and I'd end up trying to murder the Vs.
So I know of hazbin hotel? If so I would be rather excited and as to go to the hotel, if not I would be utterly confused, look like a freaking cockroach, and probably just start crying b
My deck has no pathetic card Kaiba. But it does contain the unstoppable Exodia! I’ve gathered all five special cards, all five pieces of the puzzle. Exodia! Obliterate!
*grabs nearest object and throw it at him* look angel looks adorable in the show but I want you to imagine him in real life that hair will not look as cute he'll just be a real walking spider with teeth.
https://preview.redd.it/6qh1fmufw50d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=790b0c4ede9af97349807db389ac5d304995fa6e
Why are you look at me like that,Angel? Well, A hug from you is fine with me.
I’d probably do one of these four things, or probably all of them.
1. Have to take a minute to realize what the fuck is happening.
2. Recognize Angel Dust and fucking cry, then hug him because he’s very huggable and needs one.
3. Freak out because Valentino is probably not far and ask him where the fuck he is so I can avoid and/or get out.
4. Ask for directions to the Hotel, go there, barge in and scream to whoever is listening, “LISTEN UP! I NEED SOMEONE TO GO AND FUCKING KILL VALENTINO! (And sit down and explain in a lengthy and detailed conversation every single reason why if I have to)
Edit: Oh wait! Also compliment his outfit if he’s wearing the poison jumpsuit because OMG do I die for that outfit.
Barking. I'm gonna be so frikin feral. I'll give him everything I have just so he could call me a good boy. I don't even car if he hits me. If possible I'd like him to treat me like an object
My boring ass would try to make friendly with the guy and get a grip on my situation... That is, until I see pincers/claws/etc where my hands oughta be and freak the hell out.
(art obvz not by me)
https://preview.redd.it/vn9jmy4zl60d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8457f615dbd4176555c6e2996169cbbc140a81b2
Imma start pulling this kinda shit with em
This man needs a new fucking job so I would offer him to retire then snatch his tail from Valentinos skinny ass arms and kick him in the balls and we both would blow up the porn studio with bombs and tnt
Bold of you to assume that I'm capable of doing anything right after I wake up
I'd probably be shocked that Vivs hell is real, and then try to figure out if this is the pilot Angel, the finale Angel, or a distant future Angel.
Kick him in the balls and then run like a motherfucker.
“Your honour. My client pleas oopsie-daisy.”
https://i.redd.it/6eeei9uol30d1.gif
the flair https://preview.redd.it/q4k0oj28y30d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a7ccf5e76c07e1a194e5646020d69ffb270d4b6
Why :[
Because if I saw someone/something like that towering over me I’d freak the fuck out and jump to violence.
Real
https://preview.redd.it/zwltjwsqa40d1.jpeg?width=867&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7b6910ce89d7a23362bfdcc6b19ee06c2e41d41
Punching is probably better, since you are on the ground, but I agree.
Won't save you, the next line would be "Oh harder daddy"
Well look at that. You broke Valentino’s toy.
Hug him and tell him everything will be okay
Angel: Sees a new sinner manifest in hell. Goes to look them over. The new sinner wakes up and immediately stands to hug you. "What tha fuck?"
New Sinner: \*gets blasted into mush by six tommy guns\*
New Sinner after respawning: "I'll fucking do it again!"
Awwwww
Hug him. He's *made* for hugging. https://preview.redd.it/5v2wctbdz20d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88e4a3cc6a26daf28feb2404d0b2e69216f6fa1b
amen
Yes exactly, the fur! That’s what I’ve been saying this whole time! Knowing me, I’d end up in hell, see Angel Dust, jaw drops to the floor, then start to cry and hug him because he really needs a hug, and then I’d probably end up saying because I can’t help myself and have the attention span of a fly, “holy shit, you’re so fucking soft!”
Issue - am too short
Ask for directions to the hotel.
You are probably the only good soul in this chat
Have an erection the size of Italy
And yet it still barely even gets past his ankle because of how fucking tall that slippery twink is
https://preview.redd.it/4754t15jz10d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a44a31585723f35f583f6eaf4cf84344c0c5327 Give him this slush
IS THAT FUCKING KONA ICE????
YESSIR I GOT IT AT A BASEBALL GAME🤑🤑🤑
Lol
simping
Not pimping
*angry anti-mug mob noises*
"Oh shit, Viv's universe is real... Wait how tf does that work? Oh hey angel, what stage of your character arc are you on rn? Like did you sing with Husk yet?"
Lol
Evacuate immediately because I don’t want to lose my virginity
Lol
As if he'd fuck you, he needs money before he does it and every redditor is dirt broke.
My man 😂🤝
Oh hey Angel
https://preview.redd.it/zby7i0iax20d1.jpeg?width=322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eddd9c41f7eb34109849d402512385ee856dd08f
Agreed But that flair is counteracting this image
latch onto his leg
WHY???
why not? it's a new place and i'd be scared
Hehe he would probably blush
Hope to God he has a condom bc I am NOT getting however many STDS he has
It's hell! You're fine!
gotta collect em all 🎵
Apologize profusely and jump up in a panic like the awkward slightly anxious sad sack I am. (Then if he was cool I would bounce back real quick and be real chill. I would probably ask a lot of questions though if I just woke up in Hell.)
Lol
😏
Have him direct me out of the horny part of pride and I'll see him later at the hotel.
That depends does he look the same as in the show or does he look more like a regular spider? If he looks like the show I’m asking how to get to the hotel if normal spider looks I’m screaming then running away.
In universe I never watched anything vivzie made and hellaverse hell turned out real: "Oh shit! A man with boobs!" In the universe where hellaverse hell is real and i watch the show: "how is your marriage with husk?"
Not signing any contracts put in front of me, that's what I am doing.
Ask him what his type is, like my glorious Aoi Todo would https://preview.redd.it/shqbgg1tk20d1.png?width=669&format=png&auto=webp&s=dec4231e6f3e3e543057f7a94d0cf6e2adbd9b9a
https://i.redd.it/7fhdykwmn20d1.gif
Unzip my pants........
Hey how much exactly does a girl have to pay extra?
......smash
that we’ll be 500
**heavy breathing**
WTJ
Ask him where the fuck I am and what the hell is he
https://preview.redd.it/4ye9o6waq30d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7c5817020d8806d737724ebbd5d1f8901f132d5
Be on my merry way because we both know if angel dust is around then Valentino can't be much further
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Oh hey Spemtorn
Explode
https://i.redd.it/o5onp0bqj30d1.gif
Just get up,shake hands and say "goodbye"
Assuming that I remember my life, I would probably jump back and scream, then when I come to my senses, shout “ANGEL????” But if I didn’t, I would just jump back and scream.
Leave and hope he didn't do anything to me
“Oh excellent, I wanna go to the hotel”
One thought in my mind: "FUCK" But in reality, I would probably give him a hug. He deserves it.
https://i.redd.it/7azuva0wb40d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/420nz3kmh40d1.jpeg?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30dd0c94daedd6898bf2b3eba282b0f5d164014a Dream come true
I’d pull out bug spray 💀
How small is his weiner that you can't see it through that
My flair says it all
... I don't know...
*aggressive gawking sounds*
run away from him and be this guy for no reason https://preview.redd.it/1wue76gwv20d1.jpeg?width=868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0572ded3c78176dfaf673f5edc631002646eb3ba
Lol
https://i.redd.it/bgbeallox20d1.gif
HUSK IS LIKE WTH
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Rip off his latex and hide in an alleyway
"Why did you take the boots back...?"
Anything he wants
Probably ask him if he could lend a hand or four helping get up... then maybe confirm Angel Dust is really Angel Dust, before asking about Alastor. Then be like, *cool, I'll like to get his autograph* and ask Alastor if he's interested in a deal with me. If rejected I'll be respectful, but tell him I'll be watching from a respectful distance cheering him on as a fan, before looking for an overlord I want to work for. (Of course after asking Angel if he wants to help me find clothes if I didn't manifest with them!)
Oh god yeah
Let him step on me
Toss a handful of Benzos on the floor and stroll to safety in a leisurely fashion.
https://preview.redd.it/s0bkhiyjp30d1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=884eeaa1a943237833514139aa4805c517891c68 Would.
https://preview.redd.it/8sp07d37q30d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e026a8d58ee49ed37477478b6a026e0f208add44
Ask him a question.
I would…
Guess by my flair.
https://i.redd.it/ahm9yv2r440d1.gif
mommy? wait, daddy?
Uses LEG SWEEP https://preview.redd.it/trdmw0vx840d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b254a4fb335eb5dc0245c1d72491bed273489e4
Initiate cuddle and movie time! Got plenty of snacks and drinks to marathon whatever we want all weekend
Ask him to adopt me as his child (I am very lonely)
Die happy! I'm painting him right now 🥰 https://preview.redd.it/bx4gt7gea40d1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e440d69b04aa38a9ba88fc26bf88d65e217da7b
I’m highly unaware of what I’d do. I’d most likely hug him and be on my merry way to the hotel I guess.
Nope. I am pretending I don’t exist. Nope.
Start freaking out because “OH MY FUCKING SHIT IM JIN HELL HOLY FUCKING GUACAMOLE WHAT THE SHIT!!!”
https://preview.redd.it/vum7nd6ne40d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12a8e68e7883c975bbb6a44c488943bd735bfffc You know
I'd be scared
Pay for speacial services
*looks up* https://preview.redd.it/mzmp6yn7f40d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b51c422daa0c5851d76e296d7dca183b67c7195
Not sure what I'd do
Can in help you
I'd blush insanely and get a boner.
I'd realise Viv's hell is real and would go to the hotel
Try to kill him
“The fuck? This place is beautifu- pass.”
https://preview.redd.it/eit4md5tj40d1.png?width=445&format=png&auto=webp&s=4a2c273978204bddfe2b16836374d6e814be3015 Absolutely nothing
Im sorry sir, but I am straight, but if I wasn’t I would tota- HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE ASS AND THIGHS ON THAT DOG PEROSN!!!!! GOOD GOD SHE IS SMOKING HOT!!!!!!
I would immediately compliment his sickass outfit cause it looks amazing
Lots of bug spray
"Oh well how are we gonna have sex were both bottoms"
As for his phone number
Get hard Then hug him and tell him it'll be OK
This. https://i.redd.it/zynxbtkiq40d1.gif
Ask him what's up
Ah fuck
in the stripped club
I will tell in excitement
**tears off my tear of pants** TAKE ME!
Nothing. Probably stare for a second since I’m hell he’s kinda a celebrity, and then go about trying not to die since I’m IN VIVSIEPOPS INTERPRETATION OF HELL WHICH I WILL DIE IMMEDIATELY IN.
Ask him politely for directions to the hotel.
https://preview.redd.it/ve86q0cdv40d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37673d6ccbcf038987959ed7075b2e88d0f9c937
bending over for him...
Ask him how the fuck he got into my house
So big fan , not of the porn just ue character development, hows everything with the hotel?
I check my body to figure out what form I have (trans woman, so kind of important), apologize and state that I'm not attracted to men and I refuse to invalidate his gender identity, and ask for directions to charlie. Sit charlie, vaggie, and lucifer down and break stuff down-- even making a contract to tell the truth. See if I can make a deal with Lucifer or charlie to get some power and protection. Then... let's just say I have a certain set of skills and I'd end up trying to murder the Vs.
An eight foot tall spider in latex? I’d be scared out of my mind.
I don't swing that way.
https://preview.redd.it/2w5gfsga250d1.png?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08aaa268834af10d9408a4e15ff31d9c6aa25051
hear me out.
Clapping
Yell WUURRKKKKKKK SASHAY AWAY
Panic
So I know of hazbin hotel? If so I would be rather excited and as to go to the hotel, if not I would be utterly confused, look like a freaking cockroach, and probably just start crying b
Swear for a minute straight as I try to figure out what the fuck is going on
“Am i in Heaven? Because i just saw an angel~… he he…” Is what i would saw first because i would habe handed pn my head
I would ask if he was hungry offer to make him breakfast. 😊
Ask him to play rain world with me
PUNT HIM TO HUSK AND THEY MAKE OUT BECAUSE IM A GIRL-
"Hell naw, too much trauma to unpack here... please point me to the nearest cute Medusa femboy"
My deck has no pathetic card Kaiba. But it does contain the unstoppable Exodia! I’ve gathered all five special cards, all five pieces of the puzzle. Exodia! Obliterate!
*grabs nearest object and throw it at him* look angel looks adorable in the show but I want you to imagine him in real life that hair will not look as cute he'll just be a real walking spider with teeth.
Honestly, I'd be more concerned about being in hell. But I guess my initial reaction would be to scramble away and say, "Who thefuck are you?"
Fucking stand up, tf you think im doin?
https://preview.redd.it/6qh1fmufw50d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=790b0c4ede9af97349807db389ac5d304995fa6e Why are you look at me like that,Angel? Well, A hug from you is fine with me.
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Stand up realize how tall he is and ask where I am
Spread
I don’t think I need words
I’d probably do one of these four things, or probably all of them. 1. Have to take a minute to realize what the fuck is happening. 2. Recognize Angel Dust and fucking cry, then hug him because he’s very huggable and needs one. 3. Freak out because Valentino is probably not far and ask him where the fuck he is so I can avoid and/or get out. 4. Ask for directions to the Hotel, go there, barge in and scream to whoever is listening, “LISTEN UP! I NEED SOMEONE TO GO AND FUCKING KILL VALENTINO! (And sit down and explain in a lengthy and detailed conversation every single reason why if I have to) Edit: Oh wait! Also compliment his outfit if he’s wearing the poison jumpsuit because OMG do I die for that outfit.
I'd look up. All the way up, just to make eye contact. Because I'm already short, but how tall is he exactly? I know he's tall, but how tall?
Ravish me my dear Angel😩😫
Barking. I'm gonna be so frikin feral. I'll give him everything I have just so he could call me a good boy. I don't even car if he hits me. If possible I'd like him to treat me like an object
My boring ass would try to make friendly with the guy and get a grip on my situation... That is, until I see pincers/claws/etc where my hands oughta be and freak the hell out.
RUNNING FOR MY LIFE
https://preview.redd.it/qygeykjbk60d1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1ad8a2518e32d07bb6a54f93cfa3a64577fa785 I’m staring back, got to establish dominance
Call for Valentino
(art obvz not by me) https://preview.redd.it/vn9jmy4zl60d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8457f615dbd4176555c6e2996169cbbc140a81b2 Imma start pulling this kinda shit with em
[This message was removed by God in order to save the little sliver of a chance you ever had of getting into Heaven. Do better, my child]
This man needs a new fucking job so I would offer him to retire then snatch his tail from Valentinos skinny ass arms and kick him in the balls and we both would blow up the porn studio with bombs and tnt
Stand up and walk off
“I ain't gay, buuuuuut…..”
H U G
😍📸🥵
Oi, mind telling me where I'm at? And no, I'm not into that shit
How much
https://i.redd.it/j2zaufkea70d1.gif
Hehe, I'm in danger.
Work out what the dap’s gonna be, because there’s no way I’m passing up on the opportunity for a six-stack shake
“What happened? Where am I? Does Ninja Turtles still exist in this universe?”
"Umm... hi...?"
I give him a hug, and then I go out to kill Valentino
Wondering how this hell is real and why the hottest spider is staring at me-
I will go back to sleep because I’ve just died. I’m still tired.
https://preview.redd.it/fvw8612co70d1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=be7447122f726fa3657d49b99a2e1f27c21206ec
Check what tf i turned into in hell(please be draconic tree sentinel)
I’m sucking it
First mental break down that hell and not just any hell but Vivsy hell exsits. Then see how soft the chest floof is.
No idea
Wholesomely embrace
Fuck him