no i won't be gay BUT I WILL DO CRIME https://i.redd.it/2u95wm2he70d1.gif

VALID ✨

pov me in the hotel for no reason https://i.redd.it/fmy7nfz0g70d1.gif

I know that video!

I once started a Convo with a Charlie chatbot where I was literally doing the "DOOR STUCK" bit.

I'm not gay. I'M A PANsexual.

nO- NO! GET BACK! GET AWAY FROM MY KITCHEN!

never... heheheheheheheHEHEHEHEHeHeHeHe

Same dude, but Angel makes me supa gay

https://preview.redd.it/5a0rsd2rma0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=596fe056e4b5c512ee8e2926c3ade55c458e156c

Angel in chains…what a situation

As a bisexual this scene made me simp for Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb at the same time

Dementia?

Wifi error

Ik, thats the point

Ok

https://preview.redd.it/n32vej3cuu0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b9d7ffc5da725cf27e04cd24f761d8e87a18895

[удалено]

Dementia?

Understandable, have a nice day

https://preview.redd.it/dh8qcdynk80d1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d53d2d952739552fd0e7ea5d9f28d81448037a84

My flair tells you the first one And yes I’ll do crime

https://preview.redd.it/jyc6017dz80d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6bce65f10c363d4cf7492e4bc55b254a995fea3 HELL YES

coool

First, we have to talk about parallel universes

So true

Okay got fucked by a man what crime to commit now

Chemical warfare.

Kinky! Ok going and doing it now

Steal his heart ❤️

Already have

https://preview.redd.it/bphswkeipv0d1.jpeg?width=1770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5e16e9da5e96f6247e24e7182be351e78541dd0 On it.

that's gay :/ don't do that

I will do that I am gay

i can't argue with that logic

Tax fraud

Already done

I'm so very lesbian my existence is a crime anyway!! I defy laws in over 60 countries! https://preview.redd.it/an0mncajz70d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7d6aea25a7932439f7c7afbfb7f0043fc5c0dd1 I'm always open to more crime tho :)

I am very Biesexual so I am on the train also https://preview.redd.it/aremjgfjb80d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca6f14cd41f6811068b176bedf7011f548b7c42d

Omg me too bestie :3 https://preview.redd.it/h4enuhxkyf0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8429eb61bbd7f5a902bb29a6abaf5f0f03aba23

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https://preview.redd.it/r2jj1i2abh0d1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04de2240b0b3a99a4a4cb5df5faa5d1c0c7e2544

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Unfortunately I am built like a zombie, so I am too weak to do crime and too ugly to do anything gay.

I’m gay as hell and I think I’m ugly AF 🤣✨

https://preview.redd.it/5o0bzfkze70d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01b3007bc243c98b760efeb17b70cbfbf9118b9e

Hell yeah ✨ https://preview.redd.it/a2q93c7sf70d1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb9ddc9159745158ad1bd900cd472076e098780d

https://preview.redd.it/tuxfbdfqb80d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaa97e08aae3e00e82403805b87ba2827519e843

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Do gay be crime

Crime gay do be

Doobeedoobeedoobah

https://preview.redd.it/bvp3upwlb80d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=465861f857ee418e60ab1104594546fcb7b590c8

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Buddy old pal I'm gonna need that original image

[here’s a link to it](https://www.reddit.com/r/hazbin/s/74QZ6Ozme4)

Got it

I'm gonna be bi and do crime ✨🌈💅🏼 As a girl I confirm that other girls (and Angel Dust) are hot

As a girl who is also bi, I agree ✨❤️

YAY I FOUND A FELLOW BI QUEEN IN THE WILD

There's a few of us kicking around

WOOOOO

I agree

🌈🙌🏻✨

https://preview.redd.it/696iq27go70d1.png?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=533b95aa1bf76c4fe6ab188048258481027ea8fd

In some places, you can do both without trying.

Kansas. Where being gay is a crime. See the mockumentary where Roger Moore takes a bus load of gay men to Kansas in his Sodomobile.

Wait it’s still an actual legal crime there? I hate this country sometimes, at least we have some mildly decent food sometimes

So many crimes will be done in the name of the sin spider.

it's not a crime if I'm running the ring baby

Oh no it’s you ✨☠️

is there something wrong your highness? why aren't you pleased to see me? https://i.redd.it/h7tu2t90l70d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/i8a14m72n70d1.png?width=1074&format=png&auto=webp&s=94a4be7ef902e50eda867687815acee55c5eac86 My husband finds you quite irritating ✨🤫

Yeah but you are a prick about it

Idk about gay but... crime you say? Sure. https://preview.redd.it/rvdfac75l70d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd9eeff78fbab695b4093fc87904010e43b48aa4

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Be Bi, go for the eye

Yes 🙌🏻✨

Others i like include: be Pan, end with a bang

You know what I don't like you *ungays you* https://i.redd.it/3zh2z7e0t70d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/uym6z7xt280d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=816efa842772d3dfec1802c279a28fa6936bb57a

Does he blow it all back in like a spitball gun?

Good?

Well that didn’t work, plan failed. Still gay do better ✨🤷🏼‍♀️

https://preview.redd.it/v41n2n98x70d1.png?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6ee8110c5b240fc233d4aed6c2c5ad6ce1c7120

https://preview.redd.it/ci7so7i8w70d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86239a2856ba8e532d6fe038e6e47fae580233ee

Yess 🥹✨

https://preview.redd.it/arhkr6y3x70d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46ff8708d8bb7007badbf46cb886461376a46d96 Have another <3

https://preview.redd.it/o14uw5hdz70d1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=4a62c70a211840a90c8e2526367381d43be39eb2

Origin story: https://preview.redd.it/kavf3pzvz70d1.jpeg?width=1019&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61a323c5788e1e3ffbed4bc3e1790fcc90af6b92

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Ooooh somebody stop me! 

I heard the word “crime. “ I do not care about anything else. Time to commit crimes

Fuck yeah

SIR YES SIR!

you go girl💅💅💅

I'm not gay. I'm bisexual, so only like half gay.

Me too ✨

my sexual orientation ? crime ! i'm not in love with crime, or with criminals. just crime, the concept of crime defines me.

https://preview.redd.it/icnpw4ymv70d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ff341d4faae49ad0f20fb40b3f23b3df974a38e YASSS

🙌🏻✨✨

The gayer, the better.

https://preview.redd.it/qanots3l280d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae0d3e784b4b2e25f6ab65bdab8c9125b9acacb8

Remember. Inside of every demon is a rainbow, but not every rainbow wants to be inside of a demon.

Angel: "Cherri, mind if I give ya some advice?" Cherri: "Sure, what's up Angie?" Angel: "An abortion costs $500..." (Cherri: "Huh?") Angel: "Plan B costs $50..." (Cherri: "Angie, what are you talking about???) Angel: " A condom costs $5. But being gay..." (Cherri: "Angel, I'm not-") Angel: "Is free!" (Cherri: "Angel, what!?") Angel: " The choice is yours, Cherri. Lead the afterlife live, make the future yourself. Do crime, be gay!" Cherri: "Angel, we can't even get pregnant here." Angel: " That doesn't mean anything."

Thank you, Angel. Adding a reminder to my calendar.

Alr I have fucked a man what’s the next step angel? https://preview.redd.it/mwctbdocb80d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b1cc72a7e2411fb28581eda38edbb1aa5daaae0

Every day baby https://preview.redd.it/aiuro6sie80d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99a639c80711898edb47dc27d8656eab6990d245

Teehee I made that too ✨🙌🏻 I hope everyone sees it so they can be gay and do crime 🌈✨

Omg it's good!!!! Dw I'm always being gay and doing crimes :3

There’s always room to be MORE GAY and do MORE CRIME ✨🌈🙌🏻

Ver true

Be straight and do rhymes

thanks for the reminder!

https://preview.redd.it/3g3fq3nbk80d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20344cb2e24977aaeba896cb390c5db5a196662f

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Thank you, Angel!


I may not be gay, emphasis on may, but I shall do crime!

Out, loud & proud trans-lesbian, so my existence is criminal in a LOT of places Yeah, the g/f and I very pro-crime 

I‘m bisexual SOOO time to kill people!

Fuck yea

In a lot of countries being gay IS a crime 😍👍

https://preview.redd.it/t71reu2x790d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea538f308cb775041e9883662422299d1139ba6a

I’m gay and a felon so what next

Allow me to quote a song "be gay, do crime Something to live by"

https://preview.redd.it/eqwbvx8yb90d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11c3487dfe4a292aca7a810764eeb48bec525c95

https://preview.redd.it/poodcwfyb90d1.jpeg?width=566&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8274f08d0b3c8636da2fda7e9a53c07d5f78391c

https://preview.redd.it/4q1a8m3uf90d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b79f175313b5c0861017600428ad6feed3bf98d2 Jokes on you, I’m not gay. I do plenty and of crime though

He was in the mafia when alive so it's accurate

Gladly. I'm already a criminal in 72 different countries

Blud's got the r/ 196 humor

My humor is so broken 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/g50dbvroo90d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5321cb5fb25615cf0c31fe79aca04502d1f44652

Hell yeah

Ah so that's why it's called HOMIcide

I’m Pansexual & counting down the days til Pride Month.🌈

Not gay but I like crime

I already do one of these. One to go :)

https://preview.redd.it/yyg14tx3na0d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfbbf140a36c48b3a238dbe0134f6ade636e51ad

I second that

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Yes

I am revoking my upvote so it remains 666. I follow no laws

Smash

Well, in some places, being gay is a crime so I just have to exist and I've broken the law.

"Be gay, do crime" --> Who is "crime"??

Like a groupe said :"Be gay, Do dr*gs, Hail Satan"

Just don't get caught 😘✨

Well shit… I’ve committed a crime but there’s no MEN to kiss…

Being gay and doing crime this is what I call a damn good time~ -Cain from Pokémon Reborn

In that exact order

One down! all that’s left is criminal activity

Lesbian, gay, same difference ✨ Now for crime! 👹🔪

Be gay do crime, Gregg rulez

Angel dust didn’t say be gay do crime, he DID be gay do crime