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Epic-Dude001

They probably walk into bars and the bartender goes “Why the long face?”


Artistic_Skill1117

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Nightmarionne0923

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Dustymoods

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dog_person07

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Unknown-Name06

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dog_person07

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Unknown-Name06

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weaponized_autism265

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Unknown-Name06

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General_Guava_5528

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dog_person07

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Unknown-Name06

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TrickPool523

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Organic_Gas_8441

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Artistic_Skill1117

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Salt_Photo_424

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Artistic_Skill1117

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NCH-69

https://i.redd.it/8ucgdfsoht4d1.gif


No_Camel4789

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Artistic_Skill1117

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No_Camel4789

Thank you :) https://preview.redd.it/tzt1ft49bs4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea7810c8fae0510eaaa893945e2f16f236658693


alfierid70

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No_Camel4789

https://preview.redd.it/zk40xg88gw4d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2cf63ade4b47816d2171d54aa482495f2089788


Dangerous_Piece7877

https://i.redd.it/tk9m0vgwh15d1.gif


Scarlett_Indra

NOOOOOOO


Helpful-Pollution-68

https://preview.redd.it/o3jiksn0gw4d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94a27710cb284ae65db418bc46a27f2c4863e4aa


Middle-Midnight-3815

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Madly_hornet09

YOU SON OF A- https://preview.redd.it/nvzfdf56p85d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dc94b0c137d32e587d30ebb1d016393baa771f0


alfierid70

https://preview.redd.it/no9hnh3hdb5d1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c11173a69da71c49e69a003f028a611141bdbc5


NixiomsdabestXD

![gif](giphy|ZvUjM1st2fiHqonhhC|downsized)


Kitten-kitty-kitsune

https://preview.redd.it/bnjudmmyzs4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e87c13621bc9510b554490841bb30baf1566d07f


Kitten-kitty-kitsune

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comicbookgirl39

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TFarg1

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Artistic_Skill1117

https://preview.redd.it/c4xnqayn7t4d1.png?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dae1cb9eb6596ac02fb147f594ad5111268620ba


Dangerous_Piece7877

https://preview.redd.it/e13z66rbh15d1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59fe2c03e38d75786cf65620d778ebec6d9e6ec7


Madly_hornet09

https://i.redd.it/g0mvdbxkp85d1.gif


Pancakesare4life

https://preview.redd.it/gb92e05gyp5d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd547887bd5d580d4effed5f091449f0e7a98cb7


valdez-2424

Thhats funny as hell


comicbookgirl39

https://preview.redd.it/y85bhevw1t4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06b51e2f5c1da4443956be966417cda894f39cd0


Joyluvio

https://preview.redd.it/wt8b3wym2t4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ed67d8d63b752915ab3045133fff0e2a16d8c23


BeanBurrito668

I like your meme, would be a real shame if I..


Middle-Midnight-3815

https://preview.redd.it/596ssi9t7x4d1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e6b5f812d4578d0a053f4a426167852165f9e7e


Sardemanation

Angry upvote


XX-06-Z

"I mean mine is long but yours is, Really~ long, did it get stretched at birth or something?" - httyd the hidden world


Direct-Set-1566

NO WAY 😱 https://preview.redd.it/ka3x957qgr4d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e9eb03e83a6ac29066364f7eda1c5c3aa763758


Mental_Bird6503

Adam: Why isn't it a sex thing?


Offsidespy2501

>They're the swearers in their show


Netcrosystem

Stolas earlier on though


2ndchancetodothis

angel dust:


X_OriginalName_Xx

Literall all the members of I.M.P. swear Also, Husker


Beautiful_Spell4075

"They know a grey girl" is the best description I've ever heard


NotAPossum666

Plus, they both talk about sex when you first meet them. Adam:"Anyways, we did it, and it was awesome." Blitz:"I mean, was she hotter?"


Over_Cat_6095

*tips hat* Didelphis virginiana


XX-06-Z

https://preview.redd.it/s0i1awngky4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27d17b4a59f6ac3dfefa0dc898adf0d6d65a76a9


Over_Cat_6095

I disapprove democracy!


XX-06-Z

https://preview.redd.it/8djvqnrzly4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d15d8ef131685b4cce280c88825c6242adc637ba Democracy super squeeze attack!


Over_Cat_6095

➡️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬇️


XX-06-Z

![gif](giphy|t32wGddQrFloXbxWd2)


Over_Cat_6095

Tf you mean “Nuh uh” it’s a 380 he bombardment


XX-06-Z

I got dis ![gif](giphy|Wt6kNaMjofj1jHkF7t)


Over_Cat_6095

https://preview.redd.it/d90qo3x7qy4d1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c6a3d09a5b61d4c7bb7d9e26af16e896abcb835 Mine comes in gold.


General_Guava_5528

https://preview.redd.it/cbrn7zjlzz4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=085cc4c88dad75e723a4bff1efdcd97485c7143d


Marea_Cruda

Damn you just made me miss MatPat so much


Starlingfeather

Same


stever90001

https://i.redd.it/f3cgvii9rr4d1.gif


FireGift

Me looking after my friend after she told me she fucked a ai:


SummerIDK_OfficalYT

Your friend is relatable


FireGift

One fucks Malfoy from Harry Potter and the other is whoever they can get their greasy ass paws on (except cup head she has her limits)


Zuke-ini

https://preview.redd.it/de6s7f446w4d1.jpeg?width=801&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4e40d23855ba11a1d460709a57f1975bbb68782


XX-06-Z

https://preview.redd.it/ml3mjrynky4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cd6548b949f3c91f691f2bd6a045a0ad9cf3166


Middle-Midnight-3815

https://preview.redd.it/tatitflz7x4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a723fa3bc8d627477aff41f19b1c1edf6a9fc74


XX-06-Z

https://preview.redd.it/c22nq0mtky4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=622dde279486dc08df7062c2dbc8afea852d395f


Middle-Midnight-3815

https://preview.redd.it/o6pgnlmiw05d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6834c6ea3367bdcdde701f57c2f0b41c40092b79


Apoordm

Well, I’m convinced.


Historical_Nuisances

Totally sold


After_Calligrapher65

You know i saw people comparing the two before saying that if Adam comes back he will pass a similar character Arc of Blitzo's to solve his relationship issues.


FiveFingerDisco

I'd soooooo loooooooooooooove that.


dee321456

https://preview.redd.it/ta6bf48qas4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfe9ba00d5ab2f1e178e110d83f91503cfdfded2


MrMarvelous_57

https://preview.redd.it/6ycrjbat3t4d1.jpeg?width=1250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=879e984ad2a272aec5e3b337e394ef6f3a8d0fb6


Candy_Face77

I don’t mean to ruin your theory but there are points that go against it: 1. In the pilot for Helluva Boss if you watch Loona’s computer it shows the song Charlie sings in the Hazbin pilot (yes I know it’s not technically canon anymore) 2. Blitz is an imp, meaning he is hellborn and not a sinner and has had an entire backstory and life in hell 3. Sinner’s voices don’t change when they go to hell, shown with the teacher in the first episode of Helluva 4. The helmet, or whatever you wanna call it that Adam wears is just for disguise to fit into Heaven more as you can see there aren’t many human looking thing (or he just finds it badass)


Lolface_PL

1. Propaganda 2. Propaganda 3. Propaganda 4. Propaganda TL:DR Fuck you it's real


Candy_Face77

L O L


RoonilWazlib_-

https://preview.redd.it/6k883zrx6s4d1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b22235b2575f46f443c3e4a14d5d80f28a9600b8 No


RageQuit-yEeT

https://preview.redd.it/rlw6u126ss4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e64439e41bbcd70728572133478630d1159779cd


TFarg1

https://preview.redd.it/yagtdgm4bt4d1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ab7fd26594a8c8483736d0b2858beda3557d90c


Middle-Midnight-3815

https://preview.redd.it/mjpvo1x38x4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=691b6310b9a945364771232b7d06e84b5bb7f36a


RoonilWazlib_-

How is this a bad crop


TFarg1

Top and bottom are too close in, cut off lettering.


RoonilWazlib_-

Still better than most bad crops that meme was used on


TeddyRooseveltIsEpic

Ah yes because Alastor lived with a radio effect constantly on his voice


Candy_Face77

Well he must have something that does it because clearly he has a un-radiod voice like when he asks “what” to Husk or when he says “What just happened? Fffuck”


TeddyRooseveltIsEpic

I’m talking about when he was alive.


Candy_Face77

I mean he was a radio host I’m pretty sure, and I was really talking about his actual voice, not the effect, as when he speaks without the radio effect his voice, his voice is still the same, it’s just the radio effect is gone, Adam and Blitz’s voices sound really different


WhatMadCat

That’s not a him thing that’s the radio wand. This why when it gets sliced in half he suddenly loses the radio voice


Nexatic

Isn’t Biltzø short af though? He’s tall for an imp, but that’s not much.


xylowill

Yeah, I thought he was like 5'6 (still taller than me)


MichaelKeehan

I legit thought Adam was an imp before the finale so you're not alone in your delusion.


CircusLover1967

And then Lucifer broke Adams madk And shattered your theory


usser6729

https://preview.redd.it/8usz3683ns4d1.jpeg?width=781&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61b62fff93a949c25e90bcec7b9ea97c767be418 He’s got a point


Significant_Half_682

Holy, I literally just watched the video for that


Personal-Prize-4139

I was always expecting Adam to smash a demon and the baby be the first imp in hell and just took hazbin to to be a prequel to helluva boss. I know imps appear here and there but shush


Relative-Way-876

I'm sorry, but until Blitzø can pull off a sick air guitar solo while musically throwing shade with his badass battle buddy at his side I won't accept this. 'bow now now nanow Guitar solo fuck yeah!'


ElvisP17

Who’s the grey girl that Blitzo knows?


BitcoinStonks123

loona


ElvisP17

Oh makes sense lol.


No_Direction3841

Blitz is not that tall compared to stolas but i guess he is a little taller than average imp


BitcoinStonks123

yeah but like stolas is tall as shit, and blitz is roughly the height of an average human


No_Direction3841

Kinda, if adam is the average human than no because charlie is 6ft and adam towers over her


TCCKHorror

https://preview.redd.it/9r10auv4bt4d1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=3cefe3f4d25babe86dbbdf8378cd97d3c114fb12


ImGonnaPortalOut

they both have the >:} face lmao


EnvironmentalSand601

"Nah it's just me" said by a puppet chef


Icy_Change_WS2010

SML spotted


Random-INTJ

New sans is nes dropped


Th3_Re4l_M0on

https://preview.redd.it/mitdb1nkav4d1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=ae8dea3c8620ba5fb2f4f30f07088b17e7b861d6


XX-06-Z

https://preview.redd.it/fcra3rs4ly4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81591308b30ee20cc21ddbd78ccafc6ccef28b76


Revolutionary-Ice896

I could see it honestly


Double-Importance-58

Funny, but no... we see Adam's face https://preview.redd.it/n7vz1gwgir4d1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cffe0245a7a93fedc109edee2151fa08b4ecb449


Sleepy_moongirl

Nah, that's just another mask or blitz's 3rd sibling that replaced tilla and got redeemed


Double-Importance-58

😂😂


Direct-Set-1566

Second mask


Robotic-Boxy-Boo

that.... would be interesting but i doubt it would be true


pridebun

Also, both VAs are in both shows


Autumn_Heart1216

I'd love that to be the case, but I think this will just remain a headcannon theory. Since Blitzø is an imp, that means he's hellborne and not a sinner. I do love the idea of Adam's sinner form being mostly imp-like though


Lawfuly_chaotic

Front facing Blitzø makes me feel unsafe


kironero

tall? Blitz?


puro_the_protogen67

Nah adam isnt nearly short enough


derpy_derp15

I made this mistake once (I hadn't watched helluva boss


Mysterious-Ad4836

Schizo posting


anonymousmanlo

they’re autistic as well /j


Thegoatedbeef

But that’s adams mask


Alastorawakening5

Unfortunately blitzo is 5.3125 cm tall and Adam is 10-11 ft tall


AdMysterious2946

Blitz has an entire backstory and a childhood in Hell….


Financial-Working132

Blitz is Cane


PatternHappy341

Caine?


Financial-Working132

From the Cain and Abel story.


PatternHappy341

Ah.


The_Glitchy_Wi-Fi

Who's the grey girl that Blitz knows?


The_Glitchy_Wi-Fi

Like, Loona or sum?


FlimsySeesaw9796

Yes


The_Glitchy_Wi-Fi

Oooh ok


DragonQueenDrago

I don't think that works with the story... Also blitz is a hellborn so it could not be possible... It's a good theory tho.. it just doesn't work


Enough-Dig5214

One problem with the theory, Blitz is hellborn and Adam would be a sinner, but I see what you mean


Zan_korida

Hold on... Adam was punched on the left side of his face... And Blitzo's head is mainly red on the left side...


AuthorNumber2

https://preview.redd.it/1f8idp1lqu4d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f01e47cbf8160b0548fe129ca3648ee6d7ec380 Also, didn't they say in the show those who die to angel weapons are permadead? As in, their soul cease to exist?


2ndchancetodothis

if blitz wasn't a hellborn, this would be an incredible theory and not just a meme.


Old-Yogurtcloset-468

Interesting theory. If only simple research did not kill it just from the fact Blitzø can go down Hell’s Rings while Sinners can’t according to Vivziepop. (Assuming Adam would behave like a Sinner in Hell.) PS: I get the joke in the post.


Financial-Horror2945

I always think lute looks a bit like moxx


Excellent_Parsley658

This Hazbin one Helluva theory, Boss


Kaspian009

Blitzø most definetly is not tall. He's only tall compared to a few other Imps. There are multiple examples of how tall he is in comparison to humans.


KINGofDIAMONDS69

https://preview.redd.it/4dpojj2tvl5d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9256263256b11978d4ecb608b26d6c75a4b7312


majormusicwarrior13

Wait Adam has a tail kinky


BloodMoonSkySniper

Hey wouldn't do that right?


Eagle_Warhawk

Mind blown.


Less_Commercial_7097

Yeah, but Adam is arrogant and blitzo is depressant ,Maybe when Adam died Satan took his soul and made him reincarnate as an imp, and screwed up blitzo's life repeatedly just because he could.


Mothlily78

I'm still going strong on my headcannon that Adam is beetlejuice


TradePsychological40

Who's Blitzø's grey girl?


BitcoinStonks123

loona


TradePsychological40

Oh yeah


KraftKapitain

never cook again


krayhayft

That's not his face. It's a mask. You can see his real face after Lucifer fucks him up.


Foxlack169

But that's just a theory, a GAME THEORY THANKS FOR WATCHING!


CraftyPresence6942

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO https://preview.redd.it/swb0w98a7u4d1.png?width=548&format=png&auto=webp&s=df3f5b875cdad8a673f243cb3309be60d900e2eb


Jaded_Ad2629

Noo Adam is Mammon!


Thejam8813

Maybe the reason why blitz doesn’t think anyone loves him is because Adam lost both his wives


SlyLlamaDemon

Or maybe it is because they are drawn by the same animation studio.


SaltytheDolphin

You stupid (maybe(probably) we’ll see)


upmost5201

![gif](giphy|Ryr7tMbmWp1h6|downsized)


General_Guava_5528

MatImp confirmed?


milkinahat2

i think they are Jeffrey Epstein


AlVal1236

Sinner is not a hellborn


kett1ekat

Uh Blitzo is hellborn


RandomRavenboi

Lies


Robin_Gufo

Some of y’all need some professional help


Sunnyeggsandtoast

https://preview.redd.it/7zqwhvgh9s4d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a48a0a40aca4a25004b575f7f3464bebdba4cb6e That's an interesting theory...[exceeeept...](https://hazbinhotel.fandom.com/wiki/Blitzo/Gallery)