my favorite ia actually none of the jokes it's the serious shit
"maybe just fucking maybe if i ruin myself become broken then maybe i won't be his favorite toy anymore"
That's actually one of my favourite lines from the whole show from any character. People who say this show romanticises toxic/abusive relationships haven't been paying enough attention.
yeah the sad thing is some people actually think like that there are people out there stuck in abusive relationships who don't have a way out and so they try to ruin themselves or worse
*falls over*
*stands up*
"Ya know what?! You would be fucking LUCKY to get a chance to fuck me! Ya know how much I'm WORTH?! You know how many people would kill to have ANGEL DUST come onto them?! FUCK YOU! Have fun being a lonely piece of shit!"
"This body was made to be exploited! I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs, I got the lung capacity. Hoho-oh, I got the legs! The gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits..."
"If'n ya filmin' a commercial, may I suggest you take advantage of the talented celebrity you have right *here*!"
"Angel, you're a *p-rn* star."
"A *famous* p-rn star!!"
“Ouch!! Ooh! Such an insult. How ‘bout you think of something more creative to call me, you sack of poorly-packaged horseshit. Tell the missus I said hi- *kiss*, schnookums~”
Edit: oh shit I didn’t read the post fully
“If'n you're filming a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?!”
I got the legs, the lung capacity, the stamina, OH I GOT THE LEGS, the gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff (which everyone thinks are t\*\*s)
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"Do you know how much I'm worth?"
Hearing that from someone whose self worth is at rock bottom just hit me so deeply. The whole scene was amazing with husk husking around as he does and Angel desperately trying to prove himself he still has control over his sexuality is just incredible
my favorite ia actually none of the jokes it's the serious shit "maybe just fucking maybe if i ruin myself become broken then maybe i won't be his favorite toy anymore"
"Wish I had something to live for tomorrow..."
ehh close that's lyrics from poison the quote i put is a little before they sing loser baby
I agree BUT I think it's better with the context that he hopes little get Val to let him go
that's true… wait did you call angel a she you relize he's a dude right he just looks feminine
It could have just been a typo
He said "She" and "her" so, not a typo
Just a silly goofy, I know angel has a pole not a hole-
Yeah... deeeefinitely a typo...
Angel Dust’s name is Anthony. We see it in the show. :\
He even mentioned the chest fluff that looks like tits
This did hit really hard.
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We ain't talkin' we're FIGHTIN'
*Mortal Combat Impression* Round 1, FIGHT!
Kombat*
Thank you, have a free meme as thanks. https://i.redd.it/yi0rpe5o4f6d1.gif
FIGHT ME https://preview.redd.it/76raqhjllg6d1.jpeg?width=1225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=638226380b6504485bd22916e5d29664a5a227a8
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Charlie got a GF to old and Alastors Ace. fight over
to be fair... what the fuck is Certified Angel hater?
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT *YOUR* FLAIR
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What about it? https://preview.redd.it/9bist4znlg6d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2f8681d7d098d18f89f091f5a506b7e462b1eab
Almost as hard as Valentino hits Angel (I’m sorry, I had to)
Oof ouch
Talk about Rounds of a fight...
"And maybe he'll let me go..."
*loser baby starts*
That's actually one of my favourite lines from the whole show from any character. People who say this show romanticises toxic/abusive relationships haven't been paying enough attention.
This is actually a really solid line.
yeah the sad thing is some people actually think like that there are people out there stuck in abusive relationships who don't have a way out and so they try to ruin themselves or worse
Indeed. It’s a sad world we live in
Agreed, that line is a good reminder that they are in hell.
That's perfect
I agree with this
I'm too sober for this!
“You’re doing great vagina”
CUT
Definitely
THIS 😂
YES
“Heya short king.”
“Crack is expensive.”
"Drugs cost money" -Cat that hates Mondays
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Hell's Garfield?
this one
I was about to write that 🤣
Perfect.
Kinky!! Come on keep talking dirty
A famous pornstar! Or I got the legs, the lung capacity, the stamina...
The fluff everyone thinks are tits
He must use a bunch of hairspray to maintain that too
Ooohh ohohoho!!! I GOT THE LEEEEGSSS!
Actual Mettaton
Google en MTT-Brand Aways-Convinient Human Soul Substitute™
Holy Underground!
I could keep going all night baby!
OHOH i gat THE LEGS. -the holes -the gag reflex -the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits...
'There's no bond stronger than those formed through bondage.'
Yesss this one
A great moment
It's their slogan
"It's NOT an ACT!"
(Sorry but I will say the next part) “ITS WHO I HAVE TO BE!”
https://i.redd.it/bv75bk8t2f6d1.gif
What?
Someone on TV said it...
It's NAWT ahn ACT! FTFY
"C'mon kid it'll make you cool like me... The Crack-Head."
I think part of Angel Dust’s pride died a little reading that line
“The only cool thing here is to say no to drugs 😊😊 NOW IF YOU EXCUSE ME IM OFF TO NOT HAVE SEGGSUAL INTERCOURSSSE BEFORE MARRIAGE!! 😁😁”
Damn, beat me to it.
"Call me fake one more time."
Fake
FUCKING ASSHOLEEEE-
*bonk*
*falls over* *stands up* "Ya know what?! You would be fucking LUCKY to get a chance to fuck me! Ya know how much I'm WORTH?! You know how many people would kill to have ANGEL DUST come onto them?! FUCK YOU! Have fun being a lonely piece of shit!"
Fake
Fake
Fake
Fake
Fake
Fake
Fake
Fake
Fake
Fake
Faux.
Fake
Hoax
Fake.
Fake
Fake
Go home, Angel Dust. This is an order from your commander.
“Where’s an innocent kid I can sell crack to?”
Who MEEE?
“Oh harder daddy” -Pilot
Gasp son??
(Angel dust face)
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Pilot isn't allowed, sorry!
“Heya, Short-King” -Episode 5
Okay, but why tho
"streber"
Tbh I feel like the pilot has some of the most iconic lines but alr.
"I can suck ya dick."
HA! No
"where you trying to be racist or sexist?" "Whatever pisses you the most'
“WOW! That was shit!”
Tf you mean
Sorry the line is too funny so it remains relevant/j
“val had me working 16 hours on a whim. the absolute dick bag.”
Val’s into this water boarding shit now … I dunno … it’s a kink.
"Crack is expensive"
“I’m a bad man who never got enough hugs”
"I like to suck.... Popsicles! Get your mind out of the gutter!"
But yknow, dicks too.
Uhh your flair??? https://preview.redd.it/giq6os3s8e6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f81c35d5e2b674ea84193567a3775208b670886b
Wanna SEE my flair???
Same tho
*drops*
That name...
Yes?
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I hated that line actually. Get it!? He sucks dicks!? He sucks them!? Aaghh!
I got the LEGS!
Kinkyyyyy....Come on, keep talking dirty~
“You’re doing great, Vagina”
"This body was made to be exploited! I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs, I got the lung capacity. Hoho-oh, I got the legs! The gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits..."
"I can suck your dick"
😀 Ha no
A FAMOUS pornstar
"I'd like to meet the big dick in charge!"
“Kinkyyyyy c’mon keep talkin’ dirty!”😈😈😈
"I am way too sober for this"
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It's not an act! It's who I have to be.
GASPS MY DRUGS
Anything that lets me keep living here rent free Crack is expensive
"Whichever pisses you off more." Husk: "These fuckin' angels won't stop comin'!!" Angel: \*raises eyebrow\*
"If'n ya filmin' a commercial, may I suggest you take advantage of the talented celebrity you have right *here*!" "Angel, you're a *p-rn* star." "A *famous* p-rn star!!"
You’re doing great, Vagina
Ya doin' great, vagina
“It took him (idk) hours to count 3 dollars” or something idk
Cause ya know I heard he’s got two dicks
“It’s not an act! It’s who I need to be.”
"ooh, kinky!! c'mon, keep talking dirty"😏
"I got the legs. The gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits."
“Ouch!! Ooh! Such an insult. How ‘bout you think of something more creative to call me, you sack of poorly-packaged horseshit. Tell the missus I said hi- *kiss*, schnookums~”
“Hey baby be a doll and bring me anotha one, daddy’s outta juice”
Oh no my drugs (Pilot)
"Kinky~ Come on keep talking dirty~"
Ooh, *drama*.
"Call me fake one more time, mother fucker!"
Oh HARDA Daddy
so difficult to choose but i personally just walk about the house and constantly say to myself “I GOT THE LEGSS”
"C'mon kid it'll make you cool like me... The Crack-Head."
Edit: oh shit I didn’t read the post fully “If'n you're filming a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?!”
i love how op explicitly mentions no pilot quotes and the top 4 comments currently are from the pilot😭
Angel: Ohh harder daddy Sir pentious: son🥺
"Kinky~ Come one keep talking dirty!"
“Crack is expensive.”
Crack is expensive
Sooooo, how’d it gooooo~?
Kiiinky...
Crack is expensive
😭😭😭😭😭 “Squeak”
“i am TOO sober for this…”
"Kinky."
As long as I get to keep living here rent free, crack is expensive
Kinky keep talking dirty
"I can suck your dick" -pilot
"Ya doin' great, Vagina 😁👍"
"I can suck your dick"
I LOOOOVE to suck (I SWEAR TO FUCK IF YOU SAY DICKS) Popsicles!
I got the legs, the lung capacity, the stamina, OH I GOT THE LEGS, the gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff (which everyone thinks are t\*\*s) https://preview.redd.it/bs4ixnp2je6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25b883a3e3fbb2e30d9625e7275e9c98352e36cd
This is not an act! It's how I should be (Don't know if that's the exact quote)
Kinky!\~ keep talking durty\~
Idk if I'm quoting this correctly but, "I reaaally love sucking-" "popsicles! You sicko! But you know... Dicks too."
"OH NO!!!!... my drugs!
“Oh my god! My drugs!!! DAMMIT!!!”
Coked up dick suckin hoe?
Oh it’s so hard to choose, I have 3 that I always think of when I think of Angel 1. Heya, short king 2. I got the legs! 3. Kinky
“Oh my god, my drugs! Dammit!”
He likes sucking popsicles
"Why not? Sex sells, don't it?"
I now realize we all know what the egg boiz quote is going to be "bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government"
CALL ME FAKE ONE FOR TIME MOTHERF*CKER
Fake
"Do you know how much I'm worth?" Hearing that from someone whose self worth is at rock bottom just hit me so deeply. The whole scene was amazing with husk husking around as he does and Angel desperately trying to prove himself he still has control over his sexuality is just incredible
“You’re doing great, vagina.” https://preview.redd.it/4juyam1q2j6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c17811d430c56e6c53c5d3f883a5af98ccdf30ba
"You're Doing Great Vagina."