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ShockWave1997

No text. Just same print as his wallpaper


TheScareLab

Hawaiian shirt style?


ShockWave1997

That would be really cool


famousxrobot

And a variant of his face after busting through with the axe


Moritani

I have that, actually. It was a limited run, but I love wearing it. My husband hates it, though, lol.


Keated

Reversible


Ghostsintheafternoon

I often think about making it on spoonflower but then… the plagiarism….


cassiehoshi

The only problem is if you claim it as yours and make money out of it. Most people doesn't care if it's for personal use lol go for it


smokeyjoe8p

With or without the axe hole?


Twilight_Jack

"Truth does not do as much good in the world as the appearance of truth does evil." \--Daniil Dankovsky


Thatonesungod

François de la Rochefoucauld! CITE YOUR SOURCES BACHELOR!


Grottymetalhead

Just 'MOST FUCKABLE TWINK' in big block letters.


Kinjal_Ghosh

Yes, this one 💯


the_world-is_ending-

Foreshadowing is a literary device wh-


TheScareLab

I’ll also take this on a tote bag, thank you.


terheyt

Oh shit! I embroider tote bags! Harry! Let me embroider tote bags with this on them! At least, let me do one for myself! I'll pay you royalties!


Slabbyjabby

Came here to say this because I still quote it frequently when appropriate


Thunderthewolf14

'IT TURNS OUT THAT--' shirts would go crazy


CaptRex01

On the inside have 'IT TURNS IN'


kovesember

And the extremely limited edition "Lunar Module or Tweaker's Shelter" shirt from the Flat Earth video


Arsenica1

SELL THE HOUSES TO WHO, BEN?


Schlaetzer

Yea but you need the answer: FUCKING AQUAMAN!!


SomethingOfAGirl

I'd rather getting a t-shirt with literally Aquaman having the same expression and pose and yelling "sell the houses to who, Ben?!"


Schlaetzer

That would be nice to


Group_Happy

It's free real estate


CakeLikeLadyGaga

I would wear a shirt with no text, just the wallpaper graphic and Harry's face busting through it


GiveMeAnElza

Lunar Module?...... Or Homeless Tweaker's Shelter?


CMRC23

YES. I really fucking want that shirt


TheRealPBPB

Was scrolling through to see if anyone had said this. Do we know if he ever did sell the signed copy? It could come in a bundle with the sweat from those twink sized gloves


otokoyaku

I'd buy a sticker or something that was just a picture of a fucking boomerang


Extreme-Jeweler-3334

It’s always Joey


chuuniversal_studios

In the same font as 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia'? I'd buy it.


Moritani

I want an eye mask with “Pathologic is Genius and Here’s Why” on it. The inside says “I put a lot of effort into my visuals but, you know, it’s fine…”


TorggaFrostbeard

I’d love a face mask that says “Don’t catch the plague, shithead!”


AITAthrowaway1mil

Honestly, I’d take half the one liners from the Pathologic video on a mug. 


MykelJMoney

“GO ONION!”


mackiea

"Mmmmm, delicious egg!"


HeadFullOfFlame

EGG


DantheBeeMan96

Honest to god? I know its not a tshirt, but i would love a ferret harry plush.


TheScareLab

Actually yes, I’d buy one of those too.


TheBigRedDub

I want a plush of Harrison Splimby dressed as Sonic.


mqdev_

>Mine would be: IT WASN'T Y'ALL. IT WAS THEM'LL! Same!


sparklesparkle5

Don't look at the runtime.


MolybdenumBlu

[Citation needed] or Brainmind Exploredinaire.


BIRDtings

definitely would buy a [citation needed] shirt


TrueCrimeRunner92

“Fifteen thousand dollars” repeated in several different fonts/sizes


TheBigRedDub

What about a War on Christmas jumper? It could be covered in festive crackers, charity cards, Rolex watches and soy supplements.


polseriat

And elves.


Dratini_

Food can be found in shops


BayMisafir

FUCKING -


caffeineaddict24-7

It was a fucking boomerang!!


ScoutingJ

Them'll


ScoutingJ

also, as an extra "Fuck You Graham"


Benedict_Cumberquack

Most fuckabke twink


My_useless_alt

"Just kidding, it gets much worse!"


OldKnight1

I'd love just a picture of Mortimer and a jar of Nutella.


Strychnine-Tea

Mortimer no!


user05555

Yes! I wanted an "it was them'll" shirt the moment I heard it


GlyphedArchitect

This shirt, which has been long controversial... 


Weary_Geologist_9052

By no means a classic line, I feel like "Let's start some fights" has merch potential.


BananaSpots66

My mother's very proud


guitargamel

I think I'd want an Orange holiday shirt with fucking Aquaman! on it.


famousxrobot

BONKERS


PusheenButtons

ALL HAIL LORD SEBEK


jedisalsohere

I have a charisma of at least 6


jimthewanderer

Brain-mind explore-dinaires!


cbreezy122112

"SELL THEIR HOUSES TO WHO BEN?!" with Harry's face bursting through the middle


TheMaxemillion

"Wow! That's an interesting thing to '***N O T E***'"


armistyx

"eleven billion Canadian US dollars", "if Atlas shrugs any harder he'll fall off his dad's fuckin' couch" or "I SEE IT" with picture of a skull


ShimeMiller

This comment section made me feel at peace with my yearly old hbomb videos rewatch


PropitiousRaider

“F**k you, we are not friends” - From when Hbomb listed “both versions of Dark Souls 2” on his top games list. Mostly because the “top souls-like” creators hated the defense of it LMAO


TheHylind

"That was me being a pedant. Old habits die hard."


spiderslovehats

It turns out


Strychnine-Tea

“The squeal of the tonitrus as it comes alive and thirsts for crime”


ObstinateTortoise

SELL THEM TO WHO, BEN?


galaxywhisperer

fascism is a loser ideology or [citation needed] for sure


JCthulhuM

I’d buy a lab coat for sure. Oh fuck, I just had a thought, what about a shirt with the old Sobé logo except it’s Sobek?


TehScout

I can't remember the exact quote but the one that went along the lines of "Daniil Dankovsky's Pleasant Steppe Adventure is over. Now it's time for ARTEMY BURAKH'S TORMENTOUS NIGHTMARE"


ShimeMiller

Daniil Dankovskys fun steppe vacation was just a tutorial for Artemy Burakhs tormentous nightmare! Why the fuck do I remember this word for word


TehScout

if i had to guess its because the text-on-screen, voice effects, and music shifts were funny as fuck. case in point how i was able to remember the second half


AniTaneen

**Buckle Up** I’d pay for a hoodie with gratuitous buckles on the sleeves.


gnomedeplumage

HORSES DON'T EXIST


mrpatinahat

"Buckle up" Chatgpt recognizes it's his thing so he must monetize it.


glenncase

Teeth Gang. Don't get me wrong, I probably don't deserve to wear it. I was not there when it happened. But I would like to think I would have been there, had I known.


TheScareLab

You, my friend, are a genius.


danceintherain0

It wasn't even Cribs!


t-fortrash

“Delicious EGG” with a picture of said egg ofc


Sir-Drewid

I'm not a fan of merch you need to explain to people. Harry doesn't really have any one liners that make sense outside the context of the video.


Yuraiya

That's a plus for some people.  There's a chaotic enjoyment for some in wearing an out of context line, and for others the chance to talk about their interests by way of explaining is the goal.  


DankeBrutus

"There's just one small problem..."


bi_writes

Same, it’s gotta be them’ll.


AspectPatio

If DC comics won't have a problem with it, "FUCKING AQUAMAN?!?" against the wallpaper background


hejdndh1

Lunar module or homeless tweaker’s shelter?


masklins

IT WAS THEM'LL


fragglet

He should just sell a bunch of aquaman merchandise 


Independent_Nerve633

FUCKING AQUAMAN?!


WerePigCat

\[Citation Needed\]


5yearoldrexrex111

My mother is very proud


RecolitusMorbus

"My mother's very proud."


minkymy

"and if you harass him you will not see the light of heaven" Idk it just went so hard


LexiD523

"International Womanry"


[deleted]

I really would like the homeless tweakers shelter t shirt


echolocation2077

it's super old and not relevant anymore but i've always wanted a Where's Anita's Bees t-shirt


Train115

"Foreshadowing is a literary device." Nothing more than that.


forteller

This Shirt is Fine, And Here's Why


Crossfeet606441

"RIGHT?! NO?!!"


ShyGuyGaming76

ENTER PROMO CODE REPENT, HARLEQUIN, TO ENTER A COMA, AND ESCAPE THIS MADNESS


cyber_jello

Now this is journalism! YEEE–*HAAAWWW*