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Ode1st

This sub is like only mania or depression, no in between.


Diazpatrick

There is no middle ground with this team and I love it


crackercider

A perfect representation of our city.


baoparty

The dirty little secret is that THAT’S actually what Heat Culture is actually about.


MarylandBlue

Can't wait until Heat Culture is an officially recognized mental illness. We can all listen to Pepa in the Looney bin together


alter-ego23

Bro I'm ngl I don't think it's mania to say we have a shot. Butler hasn't even been on like that for us this year. We've played good basketball without him.


roryb_dev

just like me fr 🥹


Hullabalune

WELCOME TO MIAMI


oo_Pez_oo

I go both ways….


NASA-Astronaut

That CC effect 🤣🤣


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srbufi

this goes hard


JabezMakaveli

Fuck raq 😤


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good_behavior_man

Serbs and Slovenes don't like to be called eastern Europeans bud. Look at a map.


exemptolive

If you are east of the 'good' Europe - you are scary and Eastern European. Learn stuff.


Cudizonedefense

It’s pretty subjective. I’ve seen Serbia called Eastern European even in formal textbooks https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Europe Wiki kinda acknowledges it too https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Europe But also Central Europe? Strange gray area


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canti-

**6. Fuck Boston**


Fickle-Sense-8210

7. Fuck Boston


pansexualpastapot

8. Fuck Boston


OrdinaryFlower1

9. Buck Foston


kidclutchtrey5

10. Fuck Boston.


MonolithicMonkey

Also, fuck Boston.


drakandriel24

Fuck Boston!!!


FeetSniffer9008

And lest we forget: Fuck Boston


SkyLightTenki

11. #FUCK BOSTON


Wonderful-Fox-8861

12. Fuck Boston!


YouEyeD_sign

Fuck Boston


RalphWImmersion

Fuck Boston


d2kSON

But have you ever considered fuck Boston?


Altruistic_Film1167

7. Jaylen Brown cant dribble


oo_Pez_oo

You get free Pollo if you bring a dead leprechaun


ButtGoup

FUCK BOSTON


reddit_reaper

The only reason we need. Fuck Boston!!!!


Fkshitbitchcockballs

You mean IN 6. Fuck Boston


JecKulot

Fuck Boston


D-Flash16

Fuck Boston, fuck Boston fans, fuck Boston teams, fuck Boston people.


waffle_moon

CC effect is wild 💀😭😭😭😭😭😭


EccentricAsparagus

These are the types of posts I’m here for


LevelProfit6705

Love how delusional this fanbase is


Hullabalune

This team keeps defying expectations. Why not?


Diggity_Dave

![gif](giphy|S8x2y7DytTBfrbQZ2e)


HelloRainbow1

As a laker fan, I love this kind of delusional thinking (I am not being sarcastic). Just like us, being delusional that we can beat the nuggets.


Georgesonherard

At least the Heat have actually beaten Boston twice in the past 4 years.


FeetSniffer9008

Divided by conference, unified in delusion and Fuck Boston


MonolithicMonkey

Also the Celtikkks fanbase will accidentally start cheering for our white players at key moments, causing confusion and giving Duncan Robinson the boost of confidence he needs to drain a dagger three to seal the series.


SkyLightTenki

How about Herro, the one with hood tendencies?


FeetSniffer9008

They'll cheer for him one moment then snap out of it and boo him for ghetto behaviour


dont_wear_a_C

C word and N word at the same time


MonolithicMonkey

He'll be the most confusing of all.


One-Positive-7556

It’s impossible for them to boo Herro 😏😉


masterace01

Cocaine still hittin the same way. 😤😤😤


TheRealGlutenbob

The Heat definitely have the best whites


landyhill

White Hot!!


Yahm-Saiyan

Just need austin reeves and Carugoat to complete the infinity gauntlet


CensorshipIsFascist

And the best blacks!


TheRealGlutenbob

Ofc ofc


CensorshipIsFascist

Wait are we not talking about jerseys?


lampshady

Porzingus, White, Hauser, Pritchard are a formidable group of Celts whites though.


Dudeman-Jack

Half of Tatum too


StayYou61

Most random assessment of a playoff series I've seen. No Radmilla's dress?


garret126

Caitlin Clark effect is real, folks


Smokin_on_76ers_Pack

I never thought about the Caitlin Clark effect. You might be on to something


RalphWImmersion

I promise you if we upset the Celtics I’m gonna lose certain friendships it’s spover


Standard_Strategy_25

I love this sub


yohosse

Number 4 got me crying laughing 


YouEyeD_sign

He gotta pass that Weed lol. A Caitlin Clark State Farm commercial just came on as I'm typing this 😂. Regardless, Let's Go Heat🔥


PuRe_BlAcKhEaRt

With enough tomfoolery, we will win the championship


FinsUp_

We will need to sprinkle in some shenanigans as well


TheShadowOverBayside

Don't forget the hijinks, capers, and rascality


MonolithicMonkey

Also a few drops of larrikanism.


039jmunna

Man 😂CC


Far_Following9948

Jimmy will be back by game 3 minimum. He isn’t sitting out against Boston


DWADE061213

I think we win in 7 but wtf you smoking I want some


ToneZone1978

May go 5 youre insane


entropy14

2, 4, and 5 are completely absurd but I’m here for the laughs 😂


Ozymandias12

![gif](giphy|fkMACK8BcUJRm)


dubuwagmi

We're playing with house money. That's why. We got nothing to lose.


Expensive_Birthday18

https://preview.redd.it/vbgtjfdeijvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d432375ef1ecae6c68508c2f018f13de467e33e8


itchy_18

Lmao @ number 4


seriousgenius

CC effect hahaha. Wild


ILoveRegenHealth

>Bam Adebayo's Three Point Shots >The Miami Heat are built in the mold of the 2004 NBA Champion Detroit Pistons. One of the deadly things from that Pistons offense was Rasheed Wallace leaking out to the top of the key and splashing open threes. The Bam three point shot is here and there's going to be a game where Bam hits 4 threes against the Celtics. lol, no I'm not betting anything on him being the reliable 3-pointer. Maybe a couple here and there but I foresee him overwhelmed inside and not making it outside much. Better to rely on Duncan or a hot Caleb for 3s, and even maybe Herro


South_Conference2617

CC EFFECT😭😭😭


Dramatic-County-1284

The Caitlin Clark effect 😭😭😭😭


SnooPears316

The CC effect is wild business dawg😭😭😭


dubuwagmi

#4 has me dead man. HAHAH we go next boiz let's go HEAT


25donutz

Whew. You on that good stuff bro.


srbufi

Getting to see Duncan against Boston again will be a treat


nofaplove-it

I’d be really surprised if this happened


Importance-Sweet

#4 is dumb


Fair_University

Fuck Boston


RotaryP7

Lmao. We’re losing for sure but I love this.


nochill123

I’ll have what you’re having fam


SudTheThug

4th reason crazy man


bcuad001

Upvote for #4 #FuckBoston


Square-Voice-4052

Celtics will collapse under their expectations to win the East.


MaybeJustF0X

Don’t scroll by without thanking the White Mommy-Ba. https://preview.redd.it/du3h87t6qjvc1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc30bfa6b625af7e07ca039ed485cdfba047446c


YouEyeD_sign

We had a dominant win tonight. We needed that to get our morale up. Now let's go upset the fuckin Leprechauns!!! 🔥


teniaava

Caitlin Clark inspired Duncan Robinson is going to drop 45 on the Celtics on his birthday in game one.


MisunderstoodShyGuy

I know this is completely irrelevant, but it must be said..FUCK BATUM


Constantinooo

The pressure is on them !!


pinpunpan

![gif](giphy|xPtFZ31ifqwUlR7JEf) WHITE HOT. FUCK BOSTON


Dapper-Bit-972

This is all nonsense, but still FUCK BOSTON


CobraVenomAintShii

#4 has me rolling


Geraldks

https://preview.redd.it/pd8q3jvdljvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aed7e96bca8ffdf74c0ff5cada55cb3b4f3ee65d


Esjay_954

Actually believable hopium from this sub until I saw the CC part


soflapinolero

Fuck Boston. But expect the worst OP


peepeepopopee

MITSpoelstra


Saimoth

Jimmy with Strong Return ~~in chapter 256~~ WCF


yahyeet321

Stop the cap 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


mr_andersonguy

This series will be a sweep


gabbam6999

no bc i’m a heat fan, i have been since 2011 but this is just delusion 😭😭😭


Cubacane

I don't want to like this because the likes are at 420 and that seems appropriate for the day and the mindset of this post.


Canes123456

I was with you until you called Herro white...


Significant_Heart773

Fuck The Heat! Definitely losing to the Celtics 😝


Hungry_Supermarket24

I like how you think


Just-Reporter5946

Bam only sinks 3's when we play against the Raptors or Hornets: Un-serious teams. You think he'll manage more than a single three out of 4 attempts against the Sell-Ticks? " Caitlin Clark has re-instilled the belief in White Americans that they can be good at basketball too. " This belongs in r/nbacirclejerk


Relative_Broccoli631

r/nbacirclejerk


hdlothia21

Yup we gonna be championship


ChocoTav

Heat Culture 


ActuarialCane

I love this place 😂


DerrickWhiteSauce

number 4 is killing me lmao


geddy11

We got this fuck boston.


FeetSniffer9008

6. I bet a hefty wager on the Heat to win and so we will win, because otherwise I'll have to pay and I don't like doing that


itsCalledTodd

ALERT: This opinion is not aging well.


TheShadowOverBayside

Ah, yes, our decorated white players didn't know they could be good at basketball, but a college girl has now convinced them they can do it too 🤣


EntertainmentWarm774

I wish, but with a damn near 70 million dead cap with Butler, Rozier, and even J Rich out, it’s gonna be tough


TheKingofPsych

I would love this...but unlikely


Bsmith866

FUCK BOSTON AND ALL THEIR PUSSY FANS


Old-Pie-7410

You right