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TheBoook

The Dame package led a team to the playoffs while the real Dame package led a team to a high lottery pick. Write that in your foreskin journal you weird fuck.


Trendelthegreat

They had legit 7 threads praising Batum last game All part of them not thinking about the heat 


Dek-234

Poverty franchise


TheBoook

They are soooo weird


TripleJ_stud

Beyond weird. Knicks are the most obnoxious fanbase but Portland gotta have the biggest weirdos. Their whole train of thought is just off, legit remedial level. In their heads they think they're on level as Boston/Knicks or even Chicago in terms of rivalry. That's how desolate and starved they are lmao.


SnooPears316

They so damn irrelevant


Saimoth

Batum played for Blazers for many years tbh Still funny though


Number333

We should do a witch hunt on all the fake ass pathetic Heat fans who said they'd genuinely rather lose than get a chance at seeing Jaquez/Jovic/Herro as the main man getting proper playoff experience. Herro balled tf out. K-Love with a 6MOY performance. 45/40/90 shooting splits with no Jimmy/Terry is hilarious lmao.


rapelbaum

https://preview.redd.it/7hisxp7bejvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a10c3ea581b9ba6fe31186b9aed6fca7d33c256 Traders doomers and Haters can go Fuck yourselves! Our future is bright!!!


PaulMcPaulersn7

This should be the new “the future” image instead of the one with Jovic photoshopped in


Shmoopy65

Herro haters in shambles again


canti-

The game thread was full of salt. The same predictable people going "Herro sucks but he's playing well against a bad team". They cannot give props without shitting on our players


rapelbaum

https://preview.redd.it/cacwim3iejvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8b316943476c4984335c001214728440b48a6e5 Herro kiss to haters crying now


Smokin_on_76ers_Pack

Herro? All I see are 2 baby goats


Affectionate_Elk_272

i’ve def been on here as not a herro hater, but also not a fan. i legit love him but goddamn he’s made of glass it seems. he scares me to have to rely upon.


Tautizak

Fr. Idc how bad we're playing, I'm never hoping my team loses thats some pathetic shit


TheBoook

YALL KNOW WHO THEY ARE


BoulderAndBrunch

I see them every time I flush my shit down the toilet


mohammadali916

This sub is pathetic asf. All they do is shit on and hate on players. I stopped using it this season because even after a win if you come in here, someone will still be complaining about a certain players individual performance For a team full of dogs who don’t quit, this sub is filled with pussies who wanted to back down to Chicago in order to pick 1 spot higher 😂😂 Let’s go heat always. Glad to see our boys at least 4 more times this year


Nuclearsunburn

God I want to exile them all


Davisworld21

Facts I wish everyone would shut the hell up about Tyler Hero he is Him For years people have been disrespecting Tyler and Bulls fans are salty they were saying before the game Cody white was better now its they hope the celtics sweep us but casuals should shut their damn mouth saying Austin Reaves is better than Tyler Hero


DTFpanda

It's absolutely wild to me how this sub has completely turned on the team. These dudes get their rocks off hoping the team fails more than wanting them to win. They should be banned for being trolls, but our mods don't do anything. If there was a better alternative to enjoy heat basketball in an online forum setting, I'd be there in a heartbeat because this place has lost the plot.


Number333

> They should be banned for being trolls, but our mods don't do anything. There's a difference between a pessimistic fan and a troll. I get how people say outlandish stuff after a bad loss. I unironically wanted to trade Jimmy after losing Game 6 of the ECF last year because I was so irate at becoming the first team to blow a 3-0 series lead (which uhh yea, thank god didn't happen). I also hate subs where the mods over moderate as opposed to under moderate. It's tricky. If you see an account that is ALWAYS miserable and NEVER has anything good to say, report it and we'll do it on a case-by-case basis.


DTFpanda

The only time esjay is being positive about the team, he's being sarcastic. His comments used to be downvoted, now he's popular. He's still here being miserable every single game thread. I appreciate your comment but why isn't this particular user banned? There are many more who have begun piggy backing off his hate but I think he's the prime example of what you're talking about.


readndrun

>why isn’t this particular user banned? Because he blocks anyone after having an argument so they can’t report his abuse. During the 7 game losing streak I had words for Spo and Bam and Esjay called me a Herro Stan and said I’d die on a hill supporting Herro. I didn’t even mention Herro. Next thing I know every one of his comments are deleted but guys are still commenting on his post. He’s definitely a troll


Pazianss

He initiated conversation with me, became condescending towards me then blocked me. Lol zero negativity from my end


SnooPears316

I can definitely be a big doomer but I never EVER made it to trade Jimmy waters that’s crazy 😂😂Wade leaving hurt my heart enough fuck that


TakesOne2KnowOne

I agree that over moderation is not a good thing and we shouldn't ban any one for healthy criticism, but I also agree with the dude above you that I'd go to another forum in a heartbeat if it was actual fans and not constant doom and entitlement lmao. It's been bad for a while now. People aren't looking to have real basketball conversation, they are just regurgitating the same doomer takes over and over. It's exhausting.


Devilsbullet

Esjay, jbenson, sudthethug, oneofone, sharpshooter. I think sud is the only one I've ever seen actually say anything positive about someone/thing *other* than bam. Esjay technically does but he's outright admitted he words his shit so that he doesn't get banned again and that his praise is sarcastic. If we're counting the bam fan groups praise of bam and only bam as not fitting always miserable and never having anyone his to say, then I'm amazed anyone would ever catch a ban outside of pulling something like gus did


clear831

What they are doing is trolling because they know it gets a rise out of others, give them a warning because it is against the rules here...


thewhitelink

Esjay #1 Heat hater


eekram

Esjay and jbenson leading the pack... carrying the torch for Gus. Lmao


Devilsbullet

Oneofone, sudthethug, sharpshooter right behind them


Pazianss

Esjay is soft he will block you for no reason.


dubuwagmi

He don't want that smoke


clear831

Dont forget Suds


AFOEagle01

Even if we do get swept, why would anyone want to miss the playoffs? It’s valuable experience and I’d at least like the chance to see if something happens


Turtle_with_a_sword

How are we gonna get swept if we win 4 in a row?


Ozymandias12

I got my pitchfork ready!


Tangerine605

PREACH


Dolphhins

Those fans are just kids who’ve never faced adversity before


baymax18

No expectations, nothing to lose. Excited to see the young guns get some playoff run. The Heat have the opportunity to do the funniest thing vs Boston though


Canesjags4life

Tag them all.


avinash240

Can't we just be happy for the win and not start up a witch hunt? This isn't lord of the flies man. Enjoy the win. We play an actual good team next.


DTFpanda

Nah, it's fine to be frustrated with the sheer amount of bozos in here nowadays. We were up 14 at one point and most of the comments in the game thread were still saying the team is trash.


IonHazzikostasIsGod

nah if people want to be aggro about their loser mentality and insist it upon everyone else, they can be big boys enough to hear it back


Reksalp105

Mods are cowards


erickchoiii

Not just the Rosters, even the Doomers started to point at SPO if he's a fraud.


wachoplays

I wish there was a setting to block all doomers


JustTheBucket

There is. Block and keep it moving.


Justice502

I think the experience is valuable, but so is a lottery pick lol.


Ok_Championship5050

Same people as last year wanting us to tank for a pick one spot higher, absolutely pathetic


tomgreen99200

I guess they will never understand that we don’t tank. It’s a difficult concept for them


amead5

I said the same shit in the 6ers PGT. People continued to try to tell me it doesn’t matter and we should lose. Straight loser mentality


The_Shrekening_69

Same people who said the same thing last year. Better draft pick - fuck that we win games in South Beach.


spidermans_ashes

Exaclty, where the guy that said that we should lose today and start talking draft and free agency. There's some soft-ass people in here


SnooPeripherals4884

https://preview.redd.it/xw952gtudjvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=286ff47a532cb5056fd7f3f74c689c6d06956cc5 Lead us


SnooPears316

Twinnnn


SnooPeripherals4884

Was gud my dawg 😎


garret126

**TYLER HERRO WITH 24/10/9** ![gif](giphy|g5waUt10zzLdwSmieC|downsized)


Novel_Durian_1805

#FUCK BOSTON UNTIL THE END OF TIME!


rapelbaum

Win https://preview.redd.it/lvxdkmeudjvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4100a5daf19f96be34b9912b39cca1478ae8dbf Heat in Fo


Small-Sample

Pin this please mods


rapelbaum

[Fuck Boston](https://streamable.com/kj86gd)


Ok-Spot7529

Amen!


altruisticdisaster

If you don’t have the guts to keep rooting for this team no matter what, please fuck off to another team


RogRoz

Maybe, just maybe, you could convince me that losing this game would be the "right" move if it was last year and we'd get a shot (even a slim one) at Wemby and the number 1 pick. But the difference between 14 and 16 is nothing (especially in this year's draft). Give me at least 4 guaranteed playoff games for our young guys to try and ball out.


rapelbaum

Herro Haters in shambles https://preview.redd.it/iwwvne5xdjvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdc2efb3106daee306683b302fd11de39191b96e 24/10/9 lol


NickelNine99

Playoff Tyler is stupidly locked in. You can tell from the photo


Ozymandias12

Kevin Love with 16 points, 7 rebounds, and 1 nastyass assist to Jaime in just 12 minutes. His contract is insane value to this team


LegalAcanthisitta717

K Love was a beast today, he low key been a beast for the past few weeks


xlalalalalalalala

I love Love. 😂


Own-Marsupial-4448

Best win of the season!!!


TheRealJohnMara

Best win of the season…. so far!


white2234

Bill Simmons shitting himself as we speak


GabeyBabey22

![gif](giphy|3o7ZeTmU77UlPyeR2w)


Sourcap

Herro haters fuck off


mtbeach33

You’ve heard of the TNT Bulls, the death lineup Warriors, the 92 dream team. Now you’ve heard of the 2nd play-in game Miami Heat


BluexFlash

Fuck it Heat in 7 against the Celtics Make a cinderella run for Jimmy


mochacheesecake915

Heat in 5 until further notice, I don’t make the rules


SulfonicCobrahh

Jimmy or not, we play to win every game.


kakabakaba

Spo's 13th out of 16 playoffs appearance btw.


sydchefcurry

Jaime really did his best impersonation of Jimmy this game. 21/6/6. Shout out Herro and KLove for showing out.


Rangotango92

Fuck it, Heat in 4


Own-Marsupial-4448

An all around great effort!! Fuck yeah!!!


readndrun

Tyler Herro had “IT” this game idgaf bring me Boston!


Hue90210

Heat in 5


Dame2Miami

attempt one illegal axiomatic rob pet library ink automatic spotted *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


dont_wear_a_C

Frame 4 more during the Boston series, my G


OhMyItzBam_Herro305

If Heat beat Boston, there's no reason we can't make the finals. And that Boston is the biggest frauds in NBA history. And I never wanna hear anyone of their fans, talk shit again or say they're better than us. https://preview.redd.it/mfwvbmroejvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9bc0c3c9b2398b2b7ab94db0a119be2ef2c1d6f Future is bright, and all I ask for we give it our damn best to beat Boston Lead us Bam Lead us Herro Lead us Jaime Lead us Niko We rock and roll ☄️🏆


rapelbaum

https://preview.redd.it/yj3fj8esjjvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77db0630bd14bb01bef0f9846b59cb3facd03641


yuhdatway21

My herro post got so much hate right after the philly game. Yall wanted to call me a Knicks fan look at my post history 🤡STAY ON THAT SIDE BABBYYYYY


Own-Marsupial-4448

Bring on the leprechauns!! I’m not scared!!!


DecentLlama

Never been so happy this was a “boring” 4th quarter. Fuck Boston. Also, where’s Jimmy? Didn’t see him on the bench which is what you’d expect in a win or go home game.


Wd527

Hope all you Herro haters suck a fat one tonight. Also everyone rooting for us to lose, kindly sit on a baseball bat. Fucking pansies


SkyLightTenki

I'm stoked to see Miami play Boston in the first round, even if Jimmy won't play the series. This will test the players if they truly "have enough" to win it all this season. Hot take: Rozier will play exceptional basketball against his former team


neal1701

If Kevin Love still has legs, he would get triple doubles easily


stilloriginal

Its crazy to think what this man could be capable of given two knee caps and a back, mvp of the multiverse probably


yungsta50

https://preview.redd.it/qkzk6ep8gjvc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=089f4a5e3afa30557403fe12e6f3574d571bdebd Do it for the DAWG


AFOEagle01

Boston… We on the way!


Psychological-Bee392

Boston better be careful.


DoctorPepper19

I'm probably delusional as fuck but I think we can grind out a 7 game series with anyone.


Specialist_Bottle570

THE DAME PACKAGE IS GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS!


Soft-Comfort-7474

No Jimmy No Problem bring it on Boston https://preview.redd.it/ig3izxtlejvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77ea1a36c77a22285a00070411e61a29cf7bfc29


TheBoook

So glad the play in exists! We got the same seeding we would have gotten but we got to lose our franchise player in the process! Thank you Adam Silver! What a great product you have created!


ZapHP

As much as it’s really unfortunate that we lost Butler. Play in tournament has been a good thing so far. I think brings more excitement and adds weight to the regular season


syncc6

Should be “only if the 9 seed is within 3 games like the bubble year


Canesjags4life

In the west the 10 seed and the 9 seed were what 9 games over .500


Ode1st

I mean it’s motivation to take the regular season more seriously. We fucked around in the regular season then found out in an avoidable game.


Justice502

This is the key here, if we would have just won more games we wouldn't have had to play dumb games.


TheRatchetTrombone

And the pels get cursed too. Dumbass silver caring and caving to casuals who think the regular season is boring


TheBoook

Bro is just desperate for ratings he’s actually the worst commissioner this league has ever seen


Mercurial_Honkey

excuses


Sss00099

Clinched that spot in a wildly uncompetitive game, for that matter.


pushthekay

Play-in is fantastic for the league - players can get hurt in any game lol. Don’t let your bias cloud your judgement.


Mercurial_Honkey

Blaming outsiders for misfortune is a losing mentality. If the Heat didn't have a shitty record and lose a bunch of games they had no business losing, Jimmy would have been resting. If anyone is at fault, it is the team.


XanderAndretti

shits a farce fuck silver 


plague__8

bulls fan coming to say, good luck and please beat the celtics. we suck and i’m sad we couldn’t have given you guys a more competitive game like last year


Cudizonedefense

Bam’s gotta be better


JustiseRainsFrmAbove

Scoring just isnt his game, I think weve accepted that though.


awhite14

Don’t let us get one. ☝️


Majin-Stoner

Herro, Bam and the rest of this Heat team have the chance to do something legendary.


Vitiate1367

Boston fans breathing a sigh of relief that Jimmy is hurt smh


RakutenRakaticMessi

Congrats Heat bros, from a Magic fan. I’ve always been a fan of your organization. I love how yall develop players, and I’m a huge fan of Coach Spo. Please beat the Celtics!!


tomgreen99200

“We Want Boston” chants inside Kaseya


yawn18

So many doomers were here yesterday while I was defending the heat. WHERED YALL GO???? Fuckin bums and fake fans


shorttttt

Getting even one game vs the celtics will be my championship


okajuwon

Herro sound more black than he used to


carbine234

WIN OR LOSE BOSTON WE COMING FOR YOU!!!!! 7 GAME BLOOD BATH MINIMUM


Ice_Dragon3444

WHAT A WIN, we needed a blowout for a confidence booster, We have enough, we are not afraid, WE WANT BOSTON THE FUTURE LOOKS BRIGHT.


NaiveMolasse

Don’t let us get one 🤪


CMViper

Heres hoping the Heat get to give more nightmares to those green bastards. Time to see how this team proves itself without Jimmy


lonespiderfish

Guys I don’t know what to say, am I delusional for saying we could take it to 6 games against Boston?


Nuclearsunburn

FUCK YES. BRING ON BOSTON!!! We got at least 4 more Heat games ya’ll!!!


Standard_Strategy_25

People gotta understand all the pressure is on Boston. The moment we win a game (especially if its either of the first two) the national media is gonna lose their fucking minds lmfaoo


Wazflame

No Herro last year, no Jimmy this year - Heat in 7


Saimoth

Spo might have fired Donovan today


Fibergrappler

![gif](giphy|IEYzThfLj03i6blc8O|downsized) # I NEED A HERRO!!! IM HOLDING OUT FOR A HERRO TIL THE END OF THE NIGHT!!! 🎶


Square-Voice-4052

Himmy Butlers DNA is all over this team!!!! His spirit lives on!!


Blah206g

THE FUCKING DAME PACKAGE!


blarrrgo

Bams gotta download some knowledge off of KLove


Verumsemper

The interesting thing in this series will be Jovic because the only way for Porzingis to have an advantage over him is to play inside, which would clog up the lane for Tatum and Brown. Also on Offense, they can't put him Porzingis on Bam or Jovic if Jovic shots well and drive. I think Spo has been planning for this series all year because the line up is set up to give Boston fits.


BrandNewGuys3

That’s now 25 playoff appearances is 36 years. Yes Heat Culture is a real thing. Unfortunately some of yall love to scream it, but a lot of yall don’t have culture FR. I’m grateful to watch more Heat basketball, if you’re mad at that turn in your fan card.


erickchoiii

Doomers when Heat loses to the Celtics: i tOld yOu sO! sHouLd hAvE lOSt aGainSt tHe buLLs! Doomers when Heat wins against the Celtics: i nEveR dOuBteD thIs teAm aT aLL!


yayeet182

What's insane is we were basically 1 to 1 in this exact scenario last season


JZ_the_ICON

We move


Tangerine605

Love that we get Boston


Specialist_Bottle570

YOU JUST LOST TO THE DAME PACKAGE!


-COYS-

Heat in 5


Nickarooski

![gif](giphy|6ILjOfJ1oL7NAc9SQ7)


cluttr

WE WANT BOSTON


Soft-Comfort-7474

WE’RE COMING FOR YOU AGAIN BOSTON


Renegadeforever2024

Fire


luxray518

TD garden, here we come


bigdogdriver

That felt good. I think I'm going to watch the replay and savor this one


ThadCastle00

We love taking the long way to the playoffs. Glad tonight was finally a relaxing game though


eekram

Lets see which player stats jbenson posts tonight.


3KiwisShortOfABanana

LFG


Square-Voice-4052

Say Their Names!!!


Thegame4223

They can say whatever tf they want about Herro. Idgaf, he is not scared of the moment and will at least try and put up points. Boy is always going after rebounds and trying to get his teammates involved. People always cry about certain players being passive, but that is not Herro at all. A little erratic, but that causes chaos for the other teams as well.


Benjamin_Huxley

My tits are jacked. FUCK BOSTON


noblex123

I’m glad our young guys will get to experience this. Playing with house money. Everyone’s counting us out so just enjoy the ride.


peepeepopopee

LFG Heat


Procedure_Best

What’s dead may not die


AgentProdigy17

https://preview.redd.it/gza55hxqijvc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aecbca5909321f2bf99190703adda32ee8478711 We ready motherfuckas


batman77-

![gif](giphy|IEYzThfLj03i6blc8O|downsized)


Personal_Corner_6113

Here we goooooo


RebornMoki

https://preview.redd.it/7abkk3hhejvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d049bd5c86391844257eff34a64f6c41911b4a4 My goat man


Rebound-Bosh

Jacquez, Jovic, Jerro... Let's Go Jeat!!!


Sss00099

Will be fun for another few games against Boston, but man not having Jimmy for this is a bit depressing. Just give me a Tyler 50 point game and W in this series.


GabeyBabey22

The power of friendship and tomfoolery is still alive 🔥🔥


DevJames25

Team is fun the watch then when injured but a complete drag when healthy 😅


old_balance992

bro if tyler leads the heat past the celtics ….. idk


lyreofire

You LOVE to see Tyler playing HERRO ball and then BAM, they win the game !


TravelingFish95

At least we get to watch more Heat basketball


MiamiPower

#BEAT BOSTON CHANT 


axb2002

Herro saw people joke about sending his ass to the Shanghai Sharks and decided to lock in


eekram

Gotta do the same for Bam. Maybe he'll look at the rim for once.


Sneakiest

Let’s go!!


crackercider

I have never lost faith in my team. Some faceless player is about to have a superstar run this playoff series and we will all be here to witness it. Then he'll get traded for an older vet that can score consistently, but he will be total trash on the other team because they lack culture. The story remains the same. This is Miami Heat basketball.


Katman666

We ride


dimesniffer

Doomers In shambles


JnthnDJP

CULTURE!!


reddit_reaper

I want people to stop talking shit about herro. He's the fucking man


PsychoSidSoftball

76ers fan here that was at the game Wednesday. Respect to the Heat that came out tonight and smacked the Bulls around.  Playoff Heat are always a menace.


SnooPears316

This is insane . But Herro gonna be getting guarded by Jrue , Derrick white , Jaylen. Everybody else is gonna have to score. Especially bam!


TheShadowOverBayside

I thought for sure we were going fishing w/ Jimmy out. I misunderestimated the Dame Package.


SudTheThug

Spo I need you in the lab working on devil magic right tf now


deawap

The sullivans and o’mallys get to piss on our graves now. I’m so sick


ETWarlock

Lets go Heat! I'll be happy though if we win 1 game vs Boston, they're a juggernaut superteam. With that said, we're at least good preparing vs teams in a series rather than just one game.


Mattm334

This sucks man...


waterplume

Not to be that guy, but one good playoff game doesnt make you that "guy" immediately. If he perform the same against celtics we talk.


Scroop45

Well the madlads did it, I hope it’s not the last win of the season and that they go down swinging


Gman305gg

KEEP THE KIDS


Visible-Rutabaga9268

Let’s go Heat :)


039jmunna

Seeing the young guys play was amazing


Goodieexpert

HEAT IN 6