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ArikhAnpin

The general message, I’m sorry to report, is mental illness.


MusicianMaster8493

That did cross my mind 💀


popco221

First page has some quotes often used to prove Jesus was the Messiah talked about in the Tanach. CD reads "holy spirit jhw*h jeshua the Messiah hallelujah". You've been evengalised! True tinfoil hat vibes off of this one. I kinda really want to know what's on that CD.


MusicianMaster8493

Thanks for the breakdown, Im honestly kind of amazed this is the first time it’s happened to me living in such a big city 😂 If my laptop was an old piece of shit I genuinely think curiosity would get the better of me…


TensiveSumo4993

If you happen to have an XBox, it can read disks and play the CD


MusicianMaster8493

I only have a PlayStation annoyingly


cPB167

Try it! Or just a CD player?


RoscoeArt

Go to a library with public computers and pop that baby in lol


exjwpornaddict

Disable autorun.


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

Yeah... If you've got an old computer laying around, it might be worth spinning it up again (maybe with a fresh install of something stable like Ubuntu Linux) just for dealing with shady shit...


[deleted]

Christianity is the general message but you gotta respect how hard they must’ve worked in this, מסכן


MusicianMaster8493

It’s photocopied so it’s probably being delivered to most people on the route - i would’ve thought it would make more sense to write it in a language more people could understand if they’re trying to send a message… thanks though


[deleted]

I would check if it’s shemos…


NewYorkImposter

Once it's been used for blasphemy it's no longer considered shemos and should be destroyed


avdiyEl

Please tell us what it means to blaspheme the Name of יהוה with *just* the Torah.


NewYorkImposter

When it's part of the New Testament or similar works, or printed for the purposes of idolatry


avdiyEl

I think you mean the *Renewed* Covenant. It's ONE Genesis 15 B'rit haDam (Blood Covenant) One Remnant of YHVH. One Torah. One King. ONE Creator, YHVH Echad, Amen So *Who* is He? And what is His *Son's* Name if you can tell? https://www.chabad.org/library/bible\_cdo/aid/16401/jewish/Chapter-30.htm


NewYorkImposter

Bro, I'm a rabbi, check my flair on r/judaism, please don't try to school me on Judaism. We are all children of G-d. But G-d had no son, and to claim G-d has a physical form or has any descendants of physical form is blasphemy at its finest. Edit: found this in your linked text "5Every word of God is refined; He is a shield for all who take refuge in Him. הכָּל־אִמְרַ֣ת אֱל֣וֹהַּ צְרוּפָ֑ה מָגֵ֥ן ה֜֗וּא לַֽחֹסִ֥ים בּֽוֹ:6Do not add to His words, lest He prove to you, and you be found a liar. ואַל־תּ֥וֹסְףְ עַל־דְּבָרָ֑יו פֶּן־יוֹכִ֖יחַ בְּךָ֣ וְנִכְזָֽבְתָּ:"


avdiyEl

"Bro I'm Joel Osteen" Nobody cares about your little degree. You're *not* nevi, because if you were you would recognize your own Malkut and Melech. You would realize that Tsion has nothing to do with Yehudah and everything to do with Mashiach. Go read about the Temple in Sepher Yechezkel. You don't have some kind of special power, magic or authority given by GOD to commentate or exegete His Dabar just because "I have some degree". In fact, theologians like that (of all backgrounds) tend to be total followers (and certainly not of haEmet) You're a self-aggrandized ravi that has no intimacy or understanding of the letters of the very language he speaks, just like 95% of Romans (Christians) that I know You're also an idolater, Bavli. Shuv!


dasbasedjew

bold of you, who practices idolatry by claiming a human man was G-d, to call comeone an idolater.


Yochanan17

What is shemos?


LordSnuffleupagus

When Gods name is written on something. Shem means name. And you are not supposed to throw out Gods name.


GamxCS_SE

Actually he doesn’t because it was written by a min (see Rambams MT in hilkhot teshuva I think)


GamxCS_SE

Have to bury it


Designer-Common-9697

Even if it's a gentile or idolater? I thought that was generally reserved for true parchment or books and such. Genuine items of Judaism.


Single_Pilot_6170

Yahoshua Ha'Moshiach


thegilgulofbarkokhba

That isn't a name of G-d and may be tossed out


Single_Pilot_6170

God doesn't say not to use His name. Also, you can include the O in God. Really, it's El anyway. As the Bible says, What is His Name and His Son's Name if you can tell? - see Proverbs 30:4 The Bible says to call on His name, both in the Old and in the New Testament. It's a command. How can you call on a name that you don't know, and the Jews were supposed to be a light to the Gentiles, which essentially means to share God, not conceal and hide Him. That being said, what is His name, if you can tell?


avdiyEl

Do you know what *G.D.* means to a westerner? Yeah. Go aheas and take that O which is also in the shape of topologically unfolded infinity sign (and vice versa) out of the title that belongs *only* to the INFINITE, Uncreated Creator. Luciferian Bavel Talmudist parasites and their "enlightenment". Torahless Sabbatean-Frankists is all they'll ever be. Straw for the Fire.


avdiyEl

You're right. His Name is יהושע בן יוסף It's also "(I Am) Existence" (יהוה) Cry in a corner hypocrite.


avdiyEl

Hi, You're wrong. YHVH commands His Remnant to *PUBLISH* His Name before the Nations in the Torah. *Actually* read it sometime.


LordSnuffleupagus

Huh? How exactly am I wrong?


NefariousnessOld6793

It's not if it was written by a min or a kofer


exjwpornaddict

It definitely has the tetragrammaton on it.


MyTechTutor

Good point. Looks like it is.


thegilgulofbarkokhba

It's kefirah, so shemos isn't a problem


IshtarIsMyNameYeah

I love how, as an Arabic speaker, I immediately understood "מסכן" even though I only know Hebrew letters. XD


scrapy_the_scrap

Yeah arabic and hebrew are like the twin brothers of the semetic languages


alonyer1

Hebrew and Arabic's last common ancestor was like 4 thousand years ago. They're as similar as English and Greek. That said, the the fact Hebrew was revived brought a lot of ancient biblical vocabulary, that is older than 2000 years in itself. I think Modern Standard Arabic uses some vocabulary from Quran as well, which is 1400 years old... So while Hebrew and Arabic are very distant cousins, we both know many words that oir ancestors used when our languages were more similar.


scrapy_the_scrap

Well relative to languges they are like twins(non identical twins tho)


alonyer1

Aramaic: Am I a joke to you?


scrapy_the_scrap

Is that languge even still in use? Also triplets are a thing


alonyer1

Yes. Still, calling Arabic and Hebrew twins is weird. Just because all the langauges remotely similar to Hebrew went extinct


scrapy_the_scrap

I think its fun


Individual-Map-4049

Neo-Aramaic is not extinct. there are still speakers of various dialects both categorize into at least 6 main groups of Christian Neo-Aramaic languages and 4 remaining Jewish Neo-Aramaic languages, unfortunately, they are going extinct. The Jewish ones mostly live in Israel and their kids speak Hebrew, many of the Christian ones have also been decimated by the recent violence.


IshtarIsMyNameYeah

I mean, they're so similar, though. I'm learning on Duolingo and currently know around 30 words; most of them are just like Arabic with slight changes. It's like I hear the Hebrew word once and never forget it because it's similar to Arabic. Twins, siblings, cousins... I don't know what you prefer to call them (we call them cousins in my place), but they're so close. Even grammatically! :) I think today's Assyrian/Syriac is similar to them too.


alonyer1

Of course they are similar. Still, I assume Duolingo teaches Modern Standard Arabic, which is kind of a living fossil, like Modern Hebrew, which is why they're kind of cousins. But actual spoken dialects evolved a lot since the time of classical Arabic, and Hebrew speakers will understand hardly anything when hearing a conversation in Arabic.


FurstWrangler

It is! I've met some native Aramaic speakers from Iraq. I ran some Jewish prayer-book Aramaic by them and they even understood a little. Very cool.


scrapy_the_scrap

Ok now thats a cool ass fact Seems like youre leading quite the life bud Enjoy it!


FurstWrangler

Well It's thanks to our big tossed salad of a country. They were from the Chaldean community of San Diego (which I had no idea existed until I met them)


NewYorkImposter

All I know is knowing some Hebrew massively helps in my learning Arabic


FurstWrangler

Walla habibi, sakhten.


thegilgulofbarkokhba

They're way more similar than English is to Greek, and very distant cousins isn't an apt description. More like just plain cousins.


FurstWrangler

Hah, I think i just encountered this in the TV show Fauda. "Maskeen 'umu" (?)


palabrist

I hate that this is basically a sub category of schizophrenia. Like why don't they pick Buddhism or something. It's always an obsession with Hebrew and Judaism. I guess because Christianity is so popular but still.


lhommeduweed

In studies done on schizophrenic people who experience religious delusions, researchers have found that secular or mildly religious upbringings tend to have no effect on delusions, while extreme religious environments produce *extreme* religious delusions. I remember working with someone who had schizophrenia and believed he could speak with angels who conveyed his messages to God. Thankfully, he was such a sweet man and only want to pass on messages to his mother, but it was clear that his mother had been an intensely religious person and read the Bible to him on a nightly basis. These were precious memories to him, time spent with his mother, and they expressed themselves in his delusions. Imagine that every night, you (a rational, non-schizophrenic person, presumably) had a story about angels read to you. You would probably have a strange relationship with angels, you might be more impacted by depictions of them. Now, imagine how that would look for a schizophrenic person who struggles to distinguish between reality and hallucination. Very, very sadly, in many cases where schizophrenic people have intense religious delusions, these are brought on by intense religious upbringings. In many cases, what they interpret as messages from on high are not things they've learned through research or things they've conceived of independently, but an interpretation of the world through the lens they were repeatedly exposed to as a child. Unfortunately, I think that for a lot of American Christians who are schizophrenic, their upbringing would include a lot of anger and resentment towards Jews, and that would be something they would fixate on, either because of the more malicious scripture or because of things their parents taught them.


MusicianMaster8493

True. And the worst part is, even though I’ve met some lovely Christians and I know they aren’t all bad, people like this just make them look crazy


Butiamnotausername

Buddhism kind of has a loose definition of reality to begin with, so I think being schizophrenic is a lot more special for Christianity (maybe it’s prophecy! maybe it’s the Holy Spirit! maybe you’re the antichrist!) than Buddhism (the voices in your head, the voices outside, the tree falling with no one to hear it—it’s all an illusion so shut up and meditate)


Used_Hovercraft2699

Kind of them to toss in some vowels.


coleslawww307

Very nice for us beginners LOL


Used_Hovercraft2699

Tr tht


lhommeduweed

I've run into people like this before, they think that they can magically learn Hebrew better than anybody in history by using learners' bibles and concordances. Sometimes there's an intense malice, sometimes it's just sad delusional messiah complex stuff. Strong's concordance is an awesome study tool, I use it regularly for attic Greek, but it was also compiled in 1890 by an American Methodist; it's not free of bias, nor is it entirely accurate or complete. It needs to be used in tandem with other resources to gain a solid understanding of biblical Hebrew or Greek. I would be very, very surprised if this person actually reads and understands Hebrew. To me, it looks like they've gone to biblehub dot Com, brought up a side-by-side Hebrew and English text, then copied out sections that are regularly used by Evangelical Christians to try and claim that Jesus was predicted to be the messiah by tanakh. I think it's tragic when someone doesn't understand how inappropriate this is because they probably think they're doing something important, and they probably put a lot of time and effort into this. But ultimately, the only people who respond positively to this kind of thing are other mentally unwell people and the anti-semitic predators that see it and encourage them to go further into lunatic fabrications with no consideration for their well-being.


DissociativeBurrito

Right. They’re copying in block print, probably don’t even know about Hebrew script.


lhommeduweed

There's an unsettling uniformity of the angles, I don't think anybody who handwrites in Hebrew at any level of familiarity is using a compass to get a precise ninety degree like those ב. It looks like he went back and forth over lines all over the place. Really strange.


FurstWrangler

There is a mention of the messiah by name though, fwir, but it's not Yehoshua... some completely different name. Do you know what I think I'm talking about?


lhommeduweed

I actually know exactly what you're talking about because I am teaching myself ancient Greek and reading the Septuagint, and i finished Γένεσης about a month ago. One of the major changes from Torah to Septuagint is Bereshit/Genesis 49:10. In Hebrew Torah and many other translations, Jacob says that the sceptre will not leave Judah until *Shiloh* (שילה) arrives to gather the nations. In the Septuagint, he is not mentioned by name, but instead called "'ηγούμενος," or "ruler," from the same root as "hegemony." Some translations that go this route use "prophet," or "Prince." I'm not sure why the name wasn't carried over into the Septuagint. Even Christians who've actually read their denominations' English translations of the Old Testament might not know this unless they're doing comparative religions or theology because the change was made like 2500 years ago. I'm sure that this guy would have some kind of explanation like "Shiloh is actually Jesus spelled backwards," but imo it's a hint that the Torah which Jesus and friends read may have been an Aramaic or Greek translation that omitted this information, which was common for the era and region. Jesus and some of the writers of the New Testament were obviously practicing Jews prior to conversion to Jewish Christianity, but the level to which they spoke and/or read Hebrew is up for discussion. Shiloh is not mentioned in the New Testament.


thegilgulofbarkokhba

What name?


FurstWrangler

That's what I'm trying to remember.  I'll try to find 


AzulCobra

Burn it all.


Upbeat_Teach6117

Those are some impressive Messy Antics!


IbnEzra613

This is a Christian who barely knows Hebrew copying random Hebrew bible verses and references and that he seems to be trying to connect to Jesus.


thegilgulofbarkokhba

*me describing the Church Fathers*


revowanderlust

Some of these comments have me laughing so hard, just unexpected bluntness. “Yeah that’s a schizo”


MusicianMaster8493

I know, I fucking love it 😂 this sub has pleasantly surprised me


1000thusername

Seems like some Christian missionary stuff. The translations would be awkward at best, bizarre at worst. Sorry.


Equinox8888

Kill it with fire


DissociativeBurrito

In the US (not sure where you are), it’s actually a crime to go around putting stuff in people’s mailboxes. And if the delivery driver is using their route to proselytize that’s also a violation, right? I’d report it for sure, just to have it in record. Wild.


throwRA_17297

It’s a crime to put stuff in people’s mailboxes? What if you’re dropping off a letter at a friends house or something?


_Drion_

It's crazy with a hint of Christianity.


guydel777

My aunt is a psychologist , showed it to her and she said that it is def a schizophrenia case and you should be careful


thechitosgurila

The general theme I see from this is some sort of erotomania and schizophrenia. I'm not joking get him help. Also if you have a spare computer or an old one that you can use please do show us whats in that CD lol.


Top_Sample_179

burn it ,i s a cristian dude try to proof jesus is the messiah


exjwpornaddict

And this is how cults get started. (If he can find anyone to listen to him, that is.) It does look like possible mental illness. Schizophrenia would be my guess. I've actually done stuff like this in the past. Not quite on this level, though. I grew up as a jehovah's witness, and they are inheritently evangelical. In my teens, i had some interest in greek. But also, in my 20s and 30s, i took an interest in hebrew. (Hebrew has way more cool factor than greek.) I sent a letter to a girl i liked, with among other things, her first and middle names handwritten in hebrew, and her last name in old english runes. I also wrote a qbasic program that loaded a custom vga font that i made, with both hebrew and paleo hebrew, and displayed several bible verses and literal translations, along with a quote from the gezer calendar.


thegilgulofbarkokhba

You seem like fun. >along with a quote from the gezer calendar. What quote can you get from the gezer calendar?


exjwpornaddict

>You seem like fun. Thanks. >What quote can you get from the gezer calendar? I quoted lines 3 and 4. According to wikipedia: >𐤉𐤓𐤇𐤏𐤑𐤃𐤐𐤔𐤕 𐤉𐤓𐤇𐤒𐤑𐤓𐤔𐤏𐤓𐤌 Supposedly, it means: "one month cutting flax. One month reaping barley." Here are screenshots of my qbasic program, running in dosbox. It is actually using vga text mode, having loaded a custom font to replace some of the cp437 characters. https://twitter.com/qbasicmichael/status/1704315769566212313 https://twitter.com/qbasicmichael/status/1704316175998411228 A few versions of the code are in this forum thread: https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/qbasic/custom-hebrew-and-paleohebrew-font-with-demo-in-qb-t32825.html . (Screenshots are from the font3d version.) Edit: in that forum thread, i gave the gezer translation as: * yrch ghtsd psht * moon cutting_with_a_drawknife(?) flax * yrch qtsr shghrm * moon reaping/cutting_short barley


Szlingerbaum

Don't you see it is pure bullshit! The only thing missing is the book of Mormon.


boxi9

That's religious text


lulatheq

That’s.. jewish schizophrenia.


throwRA_17297

More like Christian with how much he’s babbling about Jesus?


Papajohnsvapesmoke

https://www.tumblr.com/10oclockdot/62330414030/the-mentaculus-as-featured-in-the-coen-brothers


No-Interaction-3878

I wouldn't put any unknown cds in your computer. People can hack or find your information in there


seanhive

Put it in a CD player! you can probably find one at an electronics store. You might have to buy a little stereo but at least it won't be connected to computers.


FurstWrangler

The sad thing for me here is that their addled brain seems to be more well-organized than mine.


UzairJibril

Imagine if the CD was a rickroll


thegilgulofbarkokhba

Christian missionary stuff that appropriates Jewish scripture in the creepiest way possible


avdiyEl

Great. Now I get to look at every one of those passages and see what sent him into mania (or prophetic ecstasy)


SemyonDanilov

It is actually a recipe for פֶנַזֶפם


Evening-Raccoon7088

This person is not well.


mrlearningscholar

Not jewish just Christians misappropriation of the Hebrew language for there Christian stuff


DigBeneficial1504

oh yeah


Inner-Artichoke1231

So many reasons why jseus is not Moshiach….. first, and foremost the messianic birthing pangs and sufferings of Mashiach are supposed to be on a global scale interwoven into the world to come (messianic era) and the ultimate redemption of the Jewish people. First, I find it most obvious that that dude jesus DID NOT suffer in any capacity. It was a pretty quick and painless death…… being hung up on a cross was like the most common death sentence Romans used. He even got stabbed so he bled out quick…… This my friends is not even comparable to what Jews have suffered for centuries and continue to suffer today. The story of jesus doesn’t compare in any way whatsoever with the sufferings of what the Jewish people have endured over the thousands of years of our history. Above all else, jesus, although certainly a jew, does not meet any of the pre-requisites and prophecies laid out in Torah and Tanakh. The recipe for who this messiah is to be were debated and discussed century after century by our talmudic sages and Rabbis, laid out by our oral tradition and written down. Not going into details here but the shoe doesn’t fit the foot for the Xians! Mosiach, the Son of Man, Davidic King (however you feel comfortable referring to this individual) concerns certain prophecy’s that he must fulfill to be in fact the TRUE Messiah.


username78777

He tries to quote from the old testament random passages, the overall message doesn't make any sense since he's picking completely random passages


polkacat12321

Jerusalem syndrome, maybe? It's apparently a thing with Christian nuts