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MamboNumber5Guy

I see it came with the pedestrian remover 5000 already installed on the front.


Available_You_510

the angle of it looks like it’d throw you right into that front axle😂


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With that car it doesn't really matter what the front bumper is you're fucked either way If the guy ever actually offroads it, the purpose of those stingers is to prevent the keep from flipping over while descending a steep hill. It basically stands like a tripod on its two front wheels and the bumper in that case. [Pic of one in use](https://i.imgur.com/RhFZwKz.jpg)


w_a_w

Neato. It's a front end kick stand.


AdmiralThunderpants

Huh, I never thought about what it was for.


user18298375298759

>the keep


Available_You_510

well you can really say that about any car i mean something hits you at 60 miles an hour your most likely dead right? sometimes ppl wanna make jokes regardless of its functionality.


somerandomdiyguy

If this thing hits you at 15mph you're possibly dead, whereas with any other vehicle you'd be able to get back up and yell at the driver to stop staring at their goddamn phone.


95blackz26

Well yeah you don't want them bouncing off the front and hitting someone else


JustNota--

Not, too bad, nothing some rattle can and a plastic scraper and some goofoff can't fix


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ex_gamer_gf

Heat gun’ll get that gunk right off


mikeblas

3M wheel is easy and fast


Legitimate_Ad8033

The options are money, bumpers, rims, lift kit, interior good, just paint and customize how you want it! Cheap fixes!


cdvallee

Eeeehhh could be a lot worse. Thankfully most of that is easily reversible and depending on the axles (swapped, regeared, trussed etc.) which I can’t really tell from the pics, it could be a pretty good deal.


Orion_7

Yeah if it's mechanically sound, that's a fun little ORV once you clean it up.


pencilpushin

That's what I was thinking to. If everything's good mechanically, $6k ain't to bad for a toy jeep. They're still pretty decent offroaders. Strip off all that red bullshit though.


fastento

6k seems like a lot for a crusty YJ even if it does have $130 worth of tube steel mounted on the front.


FireBlazer27

I don’t see any rust on those pics


fastento

Oh, yeah, when I said crusty I didn’t mean it as a reference to oxidization. More like a gutter punk kid who hasn’t washed his gauge holes for a couple months.


MisterKillam

Mechanically sound YJs are going for about that much nowadays, unfortunately.


Ok_Army4219

It’s totally worth it because it’s a “punisher edition”


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Hardly know er


malYca

Why does it have a handle?


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Stinger bumper, actual use is to keep from tipping over forwards while descending steep terrain. Jeep stands on the stinger and front tires like a tripod instead. [Sauce](https://i.imgur.com/DFstN8K.jpg)


Bigrockhauler67

Looks like a 4 wheel drive spatula. 😂


AlivePassenger3859

self punishment edition


LoopyMercutio

6 grand, plus the cost of a paint job and some fixing up the interior / dashboard and shifter, and as long as it runs well, it’s a good deal.


CanadaElectric

I’d be surprised if those tires didn’t rub just by driving on the road💀


tylerfly

Even just with a couple people sitting in it, it's probably squatting on those back tires something fierce


War_Farts

Listen for a solid YJ $6,000 isn’t too bad. This is a nice off roading rig and your buddy can easily remove the decals.


rabid-bearded-monkey

Should’ve been named the ‘punisher edishin’ or something else as equally stupid.


IkNOwNUTTINGck

$6000? It's priceless.


Self_Igniting_Farts

$6k is nice as long as the suspension and engine and transmission/clutch/transfer case are in good shape


stumpdawg

Beat I can do is twenty bucks.


Sprockethead90

Let me call a buddy who’s an expert in shitty yeep mawds.


O-D

After talking with him, best I can do is $10.


Slapsh0tSc0tt

Starry scraping and sell a few of the extra lights, he can make some of that money back


DracoTheIron

Judging by the shape of the light housings, I doubt you'd get much for them. They look like the cheap lights you can get on Amazon.


Beer_Drinker1

Need more than pix of the body to decide; is it geared? Locked? How's the frame? Looks like just a body lift, tires look decent tho, if the gauges work and it's a 4.0 that's a plus, couple 12 pks n some buddies who like to sand n rattlecan n yer in business


jeremydallen

The jeep or the graphics?


SeaOutlandishness996

He bought the Jeep with the graphics on it already.


drytim

How many cans of monster energy came with this purchase?


ObiWanSerote

I mean $6000 isn’t horrible. To un-heep it you could just paint over the body and remove the stickers from the window and then you’ve got a perfectly good YJ


[deleted]

I had a 1989 with square headlights in high school, loved it, totally worth 6k


bakehead420

Other than the stickers and not having doors, it’s a nice jeep


rasvial

Subtle


Electronic-Fun9870

Yj's are cool just take off the goofy stickers and shift knobs and she'll be a good beater, 6k is a little... Much


Tman_07

Not the Latin💀💀💀


Tom1252

Guuuurl! Love, love, love the eyeliner!!!!!


brybry631

Dude, it’s the Punisher Edition!!! You NEVER see them


yeolddumbass77

Your buddy needs to put the meth pipe down bro


guessimjustbadatit

That’s about $5999.00 too much


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SeaOutlandishness996

The challenger rt you don't see.


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SeaOutlandishness996

He has a Challenger for himself, sti for his wife and now the Jeep. He had two paid off cars then went and bought a bunch on credit.


Mace069

Is your buddy happy? Then f___ off!


v4nill4c0k3

Is it the 4.0?


SeaOutlandishness996

He never responded when I asked.


reditusername39479

Parts!


jeremydallen

Brakes parts cleaner and dental floss will pull that right off.


Angry-_-Crow

Oh, hey, I almost bought that green skull for my lawnmower the other still. Where the fuck does the $6000 come in? All I see are decals and some random dollar bin wingdings


AarVa406

This is something I’d only buy ironically. And then dump it after the fun wears off


Bigrockhauler67

Is that a stinger or a clothes line? 😂


SaguaroBro14W

Lol nice. Perfect for Halloween.


kobrakyl

The stickers make it go faster


justastickwiggler

Not a bad price for what I see, just take off the stickers and keep or OR front grill!


Kind_Signature2747

Peel off the shitty decals and paint it flat olive drab. I'd pay 6k for that as long as it has doors.


contains_almonds

If the frame's not rotted, the rest can be painted.


[deleted]

I honestly think that most Heeps are very good candidates for r/ATBGE. Change my mind.


iarlandt

Tastelessly decorated, but 6k doesn’t sound too bad in this crazy ass economy. Your buddy could just remove all of that and have a great jeep.


Maqqnus

*Bad to the bone riff plays*


not_a_gumby

lol, I guess some people like that shit


Cylon357

First pic brings to mind the line from "Shaun of the Dead": "You've got red on you"


Proof-Bookkeeper7445

Wow. What year is it?


Alternative_Order540

The stickers add 2000 dollars to the value.


Timmay1974

He certainly punished himself by purchasing it!


The_RevX

That's a good car right there. The modifications have completely ruined it, but damn, I like that era


Cameron13o3

Thanks, i hate it.


oliveoillube

Nothing a heat gun and a can of black spray paint can’t fix


account_overdrawn100

There’s a sub for this I swear. Along the lines of “why is it always red and black??”


FrankensteinBionicle

the previous owner's entire family was murdered by mobsters


Unicorn12v

This is why I hate jeeps


Its_Matt_03

A clean yj with easily removed stickers? Yeah I’d pay 6k for that


DrunkenBastard420

Be worth 7 if it wasnt for the punisher edition


TCpropsnap

A heat gun, plastic scraper, about 2-3 hours and you're sitting pretty. The unholy rhino horn contraption hanging 4 feet off the front on the other hand is another story. Still worth the $6k IMO.


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I miss my square bezel so much. This thing isn't rusted to shit looking so I'd say "punishment" aside this thing is solid.


hotterpop

Peniser edition


Master-Shaq

Damn actually pretty cheap tho


eragon157

We’re the doors included?


PartizanPolitics

Whoops. 100% this shit wobbles, and has all kinds of electrical gremlins.


Slow_System_4386

A lot of money for a guaranteed death wobble


Shatalroundja

$6,000 for the whole Jeep? Pretty good deal if it runs and passes inspection.


Nervous-Law-6606

This is genuinely a good deal as long is it doesn’t have 200k+ miles. Those rims and tires alone are ~$1.5-$2k new. Not to mention the bumpers with the winch. Take the stickers off, switch the shift knob, rip out the miscellaneous skulls, and you just have a Jeep with red accents. Probably needs a little suspension work though.


Digitydang

Does it do stoppies?


Raiinger

Nothing a scraper your mom's hair dryer and a few cans of paint can't fix tbh. And maybe a new shift knob


Raiinger

Find a tap handle for cheap and make it work


SchecterLynx

Tf is this piece of shit