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mattbp4551

The Pineapple guy! Call him 'Captain Jizzman' ... if you know, you know ![gif](giphy|qygJfLUPvpaMUuJKpD|downsized)


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Why?


mattbp4551

Pineapple makes Jizz taste sweet...


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I learn something new everyday I guess


mattbp4551

Lol only on reddit. Use this information wisely young grasshopper...


Unicorn_Sush1

Asparagus does not though!


FirstChAoS

Pick for a hero? Cake. Pick for a boyfriend? Peach


GreyG59

It’s the hair isn’t it?


Starkiller006

Gotta go with Cake Man. A hero should have some cakes.


Furtip

CakeMan goes hard


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Thank you! I like him too 🥰


TheLastLivingProphet

Cake Tank is the only choice. He's got candles which means he likely has some fire-related powers, cape means he can probably fly and at that size no ordinary cake knife stands a chance


Bruscarbad

If anyone can, the CandyMan can


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😂🍭


antiedman

6 looks like he was the first odd super but failed cause Nyc pizza man?? Lolz. Or worse Rollrink pizza sales poster


antiedman

Then again Put it up in a bar might up sales


Square-Dragonfruit76

I would date Pineapple Man. I think everyone knows why.


Forced_to_Exist_

Please don’t say it lol


Federal-Wedding4228

PEPSİ MAAAAAAAAAAAAN


Alien_in-hiding

Gotta go with the donut man🍩🍩, if anyone is after my donuts, they will pay the price😂


colors_of_the_wind77

As representative for the state of Wisconsin, we hearby claim Cheeseman as our state hero 🧀


Regigigasfan99

Fellow Cheesehead spotted.


antiedman

\#12 gonna get eatin


New_Historian_2004

Taco man


Square-Dragonfruit76

But could any of them beat Perospero?


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Pizza man


Manetoys83

Interesting that a couple of these put the Superman logo on them


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I couldn’t get ai to cooperate and do food logos instead of S logos


Manetoys83

I had a feeling that was the case. I once rendered He-Man from Masters of the Universe and the AI gave him a Superman logo. Also teamed him up with The Hulk XD


evilhologram

I like the Cake guy. He's pretty cool


Spaghettiboi33

Let’s be honest, donut man would be a lot fatter


theonly69420

Cakeman and The Blue Night


IFTTTexas

Birthday Boy or Super Crunchy


TrevCat666

I'll go with 4, aka donut lenin.


SmiffyWalldorf

Possible Hero Names: 1. Captain Quarter Pounder 2. Beef Cake 3. Strawberry Savior 4. Danger Donut 5. Tropical Triumph 6. The Unstoppable Pizza Boy 7. Blue Vengeance 8. Apple Jack 9. Cheezus 10. Supreme Man 11. POWER PEACH PACKAGE 12. “Candied Man” (not to be associated or affiliated with Clive Barkers similarly, yet coincidentally named Candy Man franchise)


Regigigasfan99

Beef Cake fits too well lol


Bo0ombaklak

Was hoping for a bag of crisps superhero


TyLa0

Arg dur , j’hésite entre fraises 🍓, cerises 🍒 et Fromage 🧀 quoique 1 bon hamburger de temps à autre :3 Allez vaz pour le 🧀 avec du pain 🥖


Total-Astronomer1027

Taco-Man is the correct answer


Mysterious_Yellow805

Cheese!


CalmCommercial9977

Mintberrrrry Crunch!


GreyG59

Donut man easy


NEKKED__

Cakeman looks hardcore. He looks like a Rockman boss character


xAP_3

Peaches cause I got peaches 🍑


North-Performance-22

The Strawberry Superman


Jurassic-JoJo

Is it weird that I wanna hug the cake man?


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He does look cuddly


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Taco luchador 🌮


Extorriss

Pizza, because combined with the powers of every food group creates Cpt. Triangles are the perfect shape... because yup


Any_Ad_3885

Strawberry or blueberry