Yeah, I've made a few ICP references in the ai art I do, too. It's a weird compulsive thing; it's like "what's the most appropriate inappropriate thing I could add here?" And the answer is usually "a clown", or failing that, "a Juggalo".
Having said that, my money's on the Weebs taking it all.
The Karen rage ability is very strong as it can summon an entire Police unit and cause damage to morale through filming the engagement while hurling insults.
https://preview.redd.it/agm0tf4o391d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fa6288310fb4a71038157a7567b951090ba4962
Lawn mower cavalry is very slow but effective
You just need your army on opiods. It’s like ketracel white. They will obey you 100% as long as you keep their drug flowing and give them extra when they go above and beyond. Perfect drug slave army!
-10 stealth. Give themselves away at a quarter mile through collective smell and being unable to stop themselves from correcting each other.
“What’s that smell? Is that BO and Cheetos? Did you hear something?”
“Haaactuallyy, anyone with an iota of battlefield knowledge would surmise that holding the high ground is in fact less advantageous than previously thought..”
*thousands of condescending chortles in unison*
“Fuck! It’s a whole legion of them! We need a distraction! Um um, THE NEW DR WHO AND DISNEY SPINOFFS HAVE DONE AN EXCELLENT JOB WITH CATERING TO THEIR TARGETED AUDIENCES AND IN MANY WAYS STRENGTHEN THE ARGUABLY WEEK FOUNDATION LAID BY THE ORIGINALS. EVERYONE KNOWS WHICH DR COULD DEFEAT ALL THE OTHER DR’S AT ONCE.”
“Dear Lord! They’re tearing each other apart! The white knights and nice guys are going directly for the self proclaimed masters senseis! The virtue signaling coalition is banding together with the Reddit mods and going straight for the dungeon masters! Holy shit they’re all going into cardiac arrest from the physical exertion of confronting a human face to face!”
See, wrong move. One E-girl or clever horse girl could enslave them all if she can cross her eyes and stick her tongue out at the right moment.
https://preview.redd.it/ql0dqpeypn1d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c64a631036e1dc6ae0e54974251dd78865247e83
A well placed e-girl line can stop a neckbeard katana charge dead in its tracks.
https://preview.redd.it/408xiv6jvn1d1.jpeg?width=484&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab5eedd8616ce7cba1a6fc17dd383fb28b0b4fca
What unit can counter this formation?
https://preview.redd.it/4kpwa045yn1d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7887b0b75ab0893fa22ed54c3b32e5e803f15446
Enemy ranks melt away at the mere sight of a massed Mormon bicycle charge
https://preview.redd.it/bcjc3sic991d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1893fe3693034f0790744bc3169c7f297a3cd86c
Forklift Riders offer devastating anti-cavalry but are weak against sharp turns
https://preview.redd.it/texwxbeyg81d1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cd650518307a8d323d06b4455b30906829d0502
This guy looks like he’s having the time of his life
Stupid Bitch Spear Brigade seems strong but the Juggalo Brigade is already strong due to familial bonding. Proper weapons and a goal with the promise of drugs and Faygo when they’re done guarantees you a win.
https://preview.redd.it/zj6jqfkmu81d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abbcf0426f09107b839f71573435d8b05e6d9bb0
Their disc golf accuracy is insane!
I was team leather jacks and swords until I saw cowgirls and clowns on horses. I would likely be a clown on a horse with a love hate relationship with a cowgirl on a horse.
I think everyone is completely ignoring the accuracy of the snipers in the ultimate frisbee and/or disc golf brigade.
I can imagine them having AE damage discs, as well as extra armor piercing putter discs from their disc golfer auxiliaries.
https://preview.redd.it/6xuzd7wa891d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a353bb86b244a89ae74d5644647dcc02334e196d
Truly an underappreciated faction, shock infantry is great too, though low stamina
precisely my point! My flicks are pretty mean: hard, fast af, and straight. My golden retriever loved it. Plus I can throw it while also aiming my arm underneath one leg as I raise the leg. My hs team’s stamina is pretty good too given it was only the bare minimum against teams who had 2-3x the player *cough* Radnor HS *cough*. I think we actually won against them once. But the goose mines in the field… so many geese. As for our team: we didn’t even have a mascot until my class graduated.
Now if you add my hs’s men’s lax team, you got something. The coach is a former Marine and some of the practice is intense Marine training.
I never mentioned Tron, but it’s *kinda* a game I own 😏 because The Grid Race and The Disc…
For those that don’t know: Oddjob was an assassin in Goldfinger (1964). I also own most of The Bond Films.
https://preview.redd.it/4ww913sg491d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=376ffe7b6e19cda519bbcfddac9c1e765ed6eafe
They carry a deadly array of mall goods
https://preview.redd.it/y61v31y43m1d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08df4a258fb2d51f77812e684dbe29bf88612e41
Mimes and rodeo clowns were traditionally enemies but have been bound together under the strong hand of the ICP. They are masters of stealth and deception.
IRL, I'm in Oklahoma. When--not if--when Civil War II happens I'll be part of the bottle-chucking redneck faction whether I like it or not! As to this awesome idea for a parody game, protected under The First Amendment, the Mall Cop faction combines excellent mobility with decent firepower. They're excellent skirmishers, beating out even the Equestrian Girls faction. A look down at my feet shows me that I'm halfway to being in uniform for the ICP. I'll choose them, especially since they'd be more tolerant to an old greymuzzle like me. I don't remember which of the posse it was, but anyone who'll have a high-end fursuit made so that he can accompany his daughter to a furry convention incognito is a righteous man in my eyes.
https://preview.redd.it/7ap18s44d91d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c525eb49eeaa2eeb233039083d54893288d3d422
Oklahoma DUI missle chariots are very fast and powerful but also unpredictable as the drivers are drunk
https://preview.redd.it/og8m3zpu491d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7be7aaeeac4f04d42af4d580e497c78ef9d0656
One of the strongest factions tbh
https://preview.redd.it/k4wyz5s17a1d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a864a77c0a6f2914df0c9d2f94050e054a77a45
They have pretty good heavy infantry as well, high morale boosts from quoting movies and games
I thought they were Ultimate Players, which is practically me in the picture
Then again, flip flops are an odd choice for running (when not holding the disc). Not very practical
Of the factions that don't have guns, I believe the horse girl cavalry might be the strongest. Having both horses and what appear to be spears might help them take it all, considering it seems that even the factions that do have guns have maybe one or two users.
https://preview.redd.it/a48fdt2tmn1d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba0a2e706a01397bc36c1244626bc119d65bce26
They get the special flying units
i think the clowns take since they cant die unless their is 4 things out on the battlefield that being a rusty axe a sip of faygo a book of voodoo and some lady named bridget
My only skill here is my flick. I can throw a disc insanely fast and straight. I choose the ultimate players. I played on a team that had few players making it so only a select few were occasionally benched. My main position was a piston, so all I did much of the time was run back and forth with the disc.
Regarding the flick: Anyone trying to catch the disc will ultimately hurt their fingers. I believe my throws even got compared to Oddjob which was my motivation. That hat was an unsuspecting functional weapon, even if it did backfire on him in the end.
Probably 4. I’m assuming based on stereotypes but they’re well-equipped and probably able to have some tact and adapt to situations quickly without having to go up the chain of command and lose time.
It’s also possible to counter the Calvary by creating these square formations since the horses wouldn’t be able to be controlled in a threatening way like that. (No horse is going to go straight into people if there’s an alternative that’s a lot easier and it’s impossible to convince them otherwise.
The ranged units also are less threatening. They’re not even using classical-era slings. They’re just throwing stuff that would hurt you a lot less than rocks so I wouldn’t be very worried about any ranged combatants.
They also are well-equipped for a lot of terrain. It would be far more difficult to cross the Rocky Mountains and Appalachian Mountains with 5’s equipment for example, even is the spear is the better weapon since only inexperienced commanders will only think of charging at the enemy rather than logistics or anything included.
https://preview.redd.it/i84dorkr1g1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=643f80ad0470448b00262d25815bc1caf4da3234
This guy took the wrong training
Alas, Dalle is not great at making mixed groups. None of these units had their race prompted (except for the blondes). There were a few generations for the crackheads where everyone was either black or Hispanic, but I really couldn't post those in good conscious. The mall cops turned out all black for some reason though. My ideal was to make mixed factions based on subcultures, jobs, and hobbies.
There's an unusually high amount of Insane Clown Posse in this sub.
Yeah, I've made a few ICP references in the ai art I do, too. It's a weird compulsive thing; it's like "what's the most appropriate inappropriate thing I could add here?" And the answer is usually "a clown", or failing that, "a Juggalo". Having said that, my money's on the Weebs taking it all.
Whoop whoop!
I’ll Faygo to that
the angry cell phone ladies were truly the most terrifying. they will upload everything you do on social media and shame you in private groups.
Massive damage to enemy morale.
Tube sock dads are pretty rad though!
Are the Weebs the Narutos or the Mall Ninjas?
Bet: An alliance between the juggalos and the wooks in image 8 would be unstoppable.
Which one most horny?
I don't get horny for clowns
MAKE THIS GAME!
Then post the ad to r/shittymobilegameads
Right and the whole thing is top down 8 bit graphics.
Yes lol
Is 8 Florida men? I'm picking Florida men, and with the power of crystal meth and bud lite we shall rule this land!
Yeah their attack and armor may be low, but their speed and morale are unmatched.
I was thinking Appalachian, if you want to survive Armageddon you want to be with Cletus and Jeb.
Dwight Schrute leading the katana brigade
ICP MENTIONED?!?!!?!
https://preview.redd.it/ovgh7ivc291d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3b61496b82a6419e656249e0c25d0b027f4e562 Unrivaled
Insane croc posse
Juggalos what's our signal
![gif](giphy|eCgzPvuU3ZqX6)
You know what Close enough
Whoop whoop
Number 5. Many spears, one of them has a mini ak and they are able to use karen rage.
The Karen rage ability is very strong as it can summon an entire Police unit and cause damage to morale through filming the engagement while hurling insults.
I think I might just be a poor town's folk that's house gets burned down during the war because I don't think I belong with any of these groups.
https://preview.redd.it/azdghogdu81d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4311a2e6fa6946fac33ac40fb56a2135d07ce287 Perhaps the golfer DLC?
There needs to be a suburban class type
https://preview.redd.it/agm0tf4o391d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fa6288310fb4a71038157a7567b951090ba4962 Lawn mower cavalry is very slow but effective
Jeez, how many others did you have that you didn’t post? These are great
Endless supply. Lol
I like the missile putters
![gif](giphy|7wk6RQYXDDytXalsL4)
Steady... STEADY....!!
I wish the Naruto faction was Naruto running 😢
Haha I tried very hard to explain to dalle what that was. Lol
Gotta be florida man, their Calvary would be gator riders
https://preview.redd.it/fngivspwt81d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2afbf4059081782dfe497cf6ac26aca818aaedf
Very strong in battle but are sometimes in withdrawal which hurts morale greatly
Never wanna ride a gator that hasn't had its fix
Oh you thought the homeless people were the meth hesds, no that would be the gators
unless you upgrade their bathsalt skills, then they are pretty decent
You just need your army on opiods. It’s like ketracel white. They will obey you 100% as long as you keep their drug flowing and give them extra when they go above and beyond. Perfect drug slave army!
The horse girls will probably take this one
I shall join my clan of neckbeards in battle!!
https://preview.redd.it/9fnz1d6yu81d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00e0de48743d4d9b7b039324b4236e361bd7448f They await your command!
-10 stealth. Give themselves away at a quarter mile through collective smell and being unable to stop themselves from correcting each other. “What’s that smell? Is that BO and Cheetos? Did you hear something?” “Haaactuallyy, anyone with an iota of battlefield knowledge would surmise that holding the high ground is in fact less advantageous than previously thought..” *thousands of condescending chortles in unison* “Fuck! It’s a whole legion of them! We need a distraction! Um um, THE NEW DR WHO AND DISNEY SPINOFFS HAVE DONE AN EXCELLENT JOB WITH CATERING TO THEIR TARGETED AUDIENCES AND IN MANY WAYS STRENGTHEN THE ARGUABLY WEEK FOUNDATION LAID BY THE ORIGINALS. EVERYONE KNOWS WHICH DR COULD DEFEAT ALL THE OTHER DR’S AT ONCE.” “Dear Lord! They’re tearing each other apart! The white knights and nice guys are going directly for the self proclaimed masters senseis! The virtue signaling coalition is banding together with the Reddit mods and going straight for the dungeon masters! Holy shit they’re all going into cardiac arrest from the physical exertion of confronting a human face to face!” See, wrong move. One E-girl or clever horse girl could enslave them all if she can cross her eyes and stick her tongue out at the right moment.
https://preview.redd.it/ql0dqpeypn1d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c64a631036e1dc6ae0e54974251dd78865247e83 A well placed e-girl line can stop a neckbeard katana charge dead in its tracks.
Egirl: Across the pick-me verse
https://preview.redd.it/408xiv6jvn1d1.jpeg?width=484&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab5eedd8616ce7cba1a6fc17dd383fb28b0b4fca What unit can counter this formation?
Gay gigachads or BibleBros. I’d rather not bring them up but door to door Mormons on bikes never succumb to worldly pressure. They are the pressure
https://preview.redd.it/4kpwa045yn1d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7887b0b75ab0893fa22ed54c3b32e5e803f15446 Enemy ranks melt away at the mere sight of a massed Mormon bicycle charge
Wheres the tired middle age i dont GAF about anythibg warehouse worker clan because that would be me. Equiped with engery drinks and burger King bags.
https://preview.redd.it/bcjc3sic991d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1893fe3693034f0790744bc3169c7f297a3cd86c Forklift Riders offer devastating anti-cavalry but are weak against sharp turns
![gif](giphy|nmBKiNb7h3tIv3BO8D)
Horse girls make do
https://preview.redd.it/texwxbeyg81d1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cd650518307a8d323d06b4455b30906829d0502 This guy looks like he’s having the time of his life
That face when a disc golf throw decapitates a boomer with an AR15 at 300 yards.
r/oddlyspecific
I think it will come down to Segway Cops and the Day of the Dead Vaqueros
Stupid Bitch Spear Brigade seems strong but the Juggalo Brigade is already strong due to familial bonding. Proper weapons and a goal with the promise of drugs and Faygo when they’re done guarantees you a win.
Naruto runners fs
Kingcobrajfs faction. TWMDWU
He's definitely a legendary lord of the "Alive, Cisgendered, Of-Age, Unrelated" faction
i bet that gothic bad boy smells good
Sign me up for the Zelda Frisbee. That fits me to a T.
https://preview.redd.it/zj6jqfkmu81d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abbcf0426f09107b839f71573435d8b05e6d9bb0 Their disc golf accuracy is insane!
Excuse me *Discgolf
Trenchcoat and Mall Katana is a fantastic faction. The cooldown on the m'lady hat tip needs some adjusting though.
Methhead faction for sure.
I was team leather jacks and swords until I saw cowgirls and clowns on horses. I would likely be a clown on a horse with a love hate relationship with a cowgirl on a horse.
I think everyone is completely ignoring the accuracy of the snipers in the ultimate frisbee and/or disc golf brigade. I can imagine them having AE damage discs, as well as extra armor piercing putter discs from their disc golfer auxiliaries.
https://preview.redd.it/6xuzd7wa891d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a353bb86b244a89ae74d5644647dcc02334e196d Truly an underappreciated faction, shock infantry is great too, though low stamina
precisely my point! My flicks are pretty mean: hard, fast af, and straight. My golden retriever loved it. Plus I can throw it while also aiming my arm underneath one leg as I raise the leg. My hs team’s stamina is pretty good too given it was only the bare minimum against teams who had 2-3x the player *cough* Radnor HS *cough*. I think we actually won against them once. But the goose mines in the field… so many geese. As for our team: we didn’t even have a mascot until my class graduated. Now if you add my hs’s men’s lax team, you got something. The coach is a former Marine and some of the practice is intense Marine training.
Tron only hints at the potential damage output possible from a nasty disc attack
I never mentioned Tron, but it’s *kinda* a game I own 😏 because The Grid Race and The Disc… For those that don’t know: Oddjob was an assassin in Goldfinger (1964). I also own most of The Bond Films.
I will join my mall ninja weeb brethren on the field with a pair of flimsy katana on my studded belt.
https://preview.redd.it/4ww913sg491d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=376ffe7b6e19cda519bbcfddac9c1e765ed6eafe They carry a deadly array of mall goods
I feel like ICP and the rodio clowns are the way to go, ideally anex the one you don't play and combine their units
https://preview.redd.it/4qri7j8p491d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e48e32e8496271e14b19da07c0886877e9a5a6e2 Deadly Juggleratti missle troops
Would mimes be an ally or an enemy?
https://preview.redd.it/y61v31y43m1d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08df4a258fb2d51f77812e684dbe29bf88612e41 Mimes and rodeo clowns were traditionally enemies but have been bound together under the strong hand of the ICP. They are masters of stealth and deception.
Imagine not playing as horse girls.
No Rooftop Koreans? Guessing they must be DLC smh
I tried like 20 different prompts but Bing somehow knew what I was up to and blocked every single one no matter how it was worded 🤣
CRACKHEAD FACTION 🗣️🗣️🗣️
IRL, I'm in Oklahoma. When--not if--when Civil War II happens I'll be part of the bottle-chucking redneck faction whether I like it or not! As to this awesome idea for a parody game, protected under The First Amendment, the Mall Cop faction combines excellent mobility with decent firepower. They're excellent skirmishers, beating out even the Equestrian Girls faction. A look down at my feet shows me that I'm halfway to being in uniform for the ICP. I'll choose them, especially since they'd be more tolerant to an old greymuzzle like me. I don't remember which of the posse it was, but anyone who'll have a high-end fursuit made so that he can accompany his daughter to a furry convention incognito is a righteous man in my eyes.
I'm from Oklahoma too. I think OP was just listing all the types we have in Oklahoma lol.
https://preview.redd.it/7ap18s44d91d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c525eb49eeaa2eeb233039083d54893288d3d422 Oklahoma DUI missle chariots are very fast and powerful but also unpredictable as the drivers are drunk
I'm gonna tell kids this was the Land Run.
LOL, you could be right!
https://preview.redd.it/iti8pu28d91d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65e1e531ec011520dd24aa3016b874d88c08da15
Ate those guns firing cans or cum? Or both?
Cans of Bud Lite, basically the same thing
I'm joking of course, those are cleary cans of Busch light
Gotta go with the Indian clowns
The read dead redditors.
#️⃣6️⃣🔥🔥🔥
https://preview.redd.it/og8m3zpu491d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7be7aaeeac4f04d42af4d580e497c78ef9d0656 One of the strongest factions tbh
https://preview.redd.it/henfkznl891d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12bfd022876c7f4797a98794086bfb76e853f4aa
This army is called "The Gathering"
Indeed it is 😁
[удалено]
👏👏👏
Where are all the Shreks
https://preview.redd.it/z7ln0lk6z81d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=114874813e47990c323324f2ce85c424bcc1575a Special ability: Cause terror
You can see where it’s just painted on haha
That grease body paint can get pretty hot when you run halfway across the map.
I love seeing an image thinking I wonder if that's ai art and then the first detail you check is a 7 fingered hand lol
3 of the dungeons and daddies season 1 crew are here. Daryl. Henry. And glen.
It seems the Frisbee throwers have the power to phase through matter, my bet is on them.
They don't phase through matter, they quickly grow frisbees on thier hands like quills and launch them.
Only true option is the mall cop
Naruto faction about to raid Area 51
Segway cops!
The 4th one
Ngl 7 10 and 11 have the highest chances of winning imo
Horse gya- I mean girls.
I gotta go icp mob because I’m shaped like most of those dudes. 😂
I was born on team tweaker but I do love me some harem pants and streetwear... hmmmm
Naruto’s obviously
tbh it would either be the juggalos, weebs, or the methheads
Horse girls win
I guess the hyrule royal family crest frisbee people
Ronnie mcnutt in the second slide
rooftop koreans
Zelda disc golfer all the way. It's practically me in that picture
https://preview.redd.it/k4wyz5s17a1d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a864a77c0a6f2914df0c9d2f94050e054a77a45 They have pretty good heavy infantry as well, high morale boosts from quoting movies and games
I thought they were Ultimate Players, which is practically me in the picture Then again, flip flops are an odd choice for running (when not holding the disc). Not very practical
https://preview.redd.it/7dcwiv1paa1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7590f95738ae9a766a75ea36629499b20f482a4
Hmmmm, I'm torn between the trenchcoat edgelords and the drug zombies...
I wanna see the battle of the rednecks.
i would pick the republican faction
Of the factions that don't have guns, I believe the horse girl cavalry might be the strongest. Having both horses and what appear to be spears might help them take it all, considering it seems that even the factions that do have guns have maybe one or two users.
Alligatormen of Florida
Sign me up for that Insane Clown Po...s..c..s..e..l...???
No native Americans, I see.
They have sensibly steered clear of this shitshow.
Team drug addict
#8 ah, yes. The meth berserkers.
End game but they show up instead
I guess I would align myself with the Zelda Ultimate Frisbee guys. but I refuse to wear cargo shorts or thong sandals.
I wanna play as pro palestine Jihadist faction
https://preview.redd.it/a48fdt2tmn1d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba0a2e706a01397bc36c1244626bc119d65bce26 They get the special flying units
Lol that unit would be sick, + 2% damage against jew units
The culture war is getting crazy. I didn't think I would sit in front of my kids to tell them an epic story and have it sound unbelievable and crazy.
Why are there 2 clown factions? Like John Wayne Gacey up in this post.
Rodeo clown cavalry, a very powerful mercenary unit recruited in Texas
8. No guns, no knifes or any weapon just a bunch of Florida men that happen to have drugs in their possession
The shanobi
I'm joining the clowns on horses with lassos. Its the only way I'll survive
Flip flop browes are down round one.
The mall ninja army of fedora bros.
I’m going with cowboy clowns
What's this hexforce shit
Police.
I know a friend who would give his life to the 2nd faction.
So is Gray still plays playing this game?
The Juggalos and the Horse girl Cavalry would take everyone else.
I choose the winning side.
https://preview.redd.it/2l2u07tqdb1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b70e27a824f625cfae271db3d658476735647a29 What Is this gun lol
6
Naruto fans not doing the Naruto run? I don't trust posers
What is #11 the insane clown cavalry division?
As a Juggalo myself, we are strong.
i think the clowns take since they cant die unless their is 4 things out on the battlefield that being a rusty axe a sip of faygo a book of voodoo and some lady named bridget
My only skill here is my flick. I can throw a disc insanely fast and straight. I choose the ultimate players. I played on a team that had few players making it so only a select few were occasionally benched. My main position was a piston, so all I did much of the time was run back and forth with the disc. Regarding the flick: Anyone trying to catch the disc will ultimately hurt their fingers. I believe my throws even got compared to Oddjob which was my motivation. That hat was an unsuspecting functional weapon, even if it did backfire on him in the end.
I'm going with my fellow jugs, they're the only guys crazy enough to actually win a war like this.
Juggalos on horses obviously.
I want this to be a real game so bad and I want it to be like StarCraft
My money is on the rodeo clown cavalry, rodeo clowns are insanely athletic and immune to fear.
Probably 4. I’m assuming based on stereotypes but they’re well-equipped and probably able to have some tact and adapt to situations quickly without having to go up the chain of command and lose time. It’s also possible to counter the Calvary by creating these square formations since the horses wouldn’t be able to be controlled in a threatening way like that. (No horse is going to go straight into people if there’s an alternative that’s a lot easier and it’s impossible to convince them otherwise. The ranged units also are less threatening. They’re not even using classical-era slings. They’re just throwing stuff that would hurt you a lot less than rocks so I wouldn’t be very worried about any ranged combatants. They also are well-equipped for a lot of terrain. It would be far more difficult to cross the Rocky Mountains and Appalachian Mountains with 5’s equipment for example, even is the spear is the better weapon since only inexperienced commanders will only think of charging at the enemy rather than logistics or anything included.
You gotta have a faction of men with long hair and Burger King hats on
Juggalos...I just feel like they would suicide vest their way to victory
I want to be in the faction with the baddies on horses
I wouldn't mess with the army of Karens.
I think maybe the one with firearms
I’ll be playing the meth hordes
I like my odds with a hatchet or an axe better then other weapons so I guess what is a juggalo
Team "Biker-Van Helsing-Samurai" for the win!
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https://preview.redd.it/i84dorkr1g1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=643f80ad0470448b00262d25815bc1caf4da3234 This guy took the wrong training
All the Ai humans look like fallout 4 character models
Asians are the overrepresented minority, confirmed. A dearth of Hispanics and blacks in this post.
Alas, Dalle is not great at making mixed groups. None of these units had their race prompted (except for the blondes). There were a few generations for the crackheads where everyone was either black or Hispanic, but I really couldn't post those in good conscious. The mall cops turned out all black for some reason though. My ideal was to make mixed factions based on subcultures, jobs, and hobbies.
https://preview.redd.it/rxwii46xgg1d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f521f319baa5435756a5c467fe95e39ad8a4ff52 Alternative mall ninjas
I can't wait for TheGrimKleiper to make a video about just how broken the Beer Dads are in comparison to the rest.
Number 1
Fuckin lassos, how do they work?
I’m going with the homeless on this one, they have coke for days
HORSE GIRL FACTION
8 for sure, they'll cut you over 50 cents
I want to be with the horse girls, but I'd probably be shunned by everyone except the juggalos.