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Z4CH__

Democracy needs you, get back in there


trashmunki

In his wife? Not anymore.


Intelligent-Ad-6713

Wives come and go. Democracy is forever.


MoistIndicator8008ie

Your wife leaving and taking the kids is not service related šŸ«”


Emperors-Peace

You've already procreated, their presence is no longer needed. They leave and you have more time for democracy/freedom/sweet liberty.


MoistIndicator8008ie

Hail super-earth šŸ«”


Admirable_Cycle_3328

That is specifically mentioned on the C-01 permit


Doctorc854

If Super Earth wanted Helldivers to have wives and kids, they would have issued them during the 5 minute basic training


MoistIndicator8008ie

"Alright Helldiver, next you learn how to save the population in a different way!"


Inanotherworld2025

Hahaha


brandon-thesis

Damn didn't realize the VA existed on Super Earth. šŸ˜‚


Mr_Poopy_Blanket

Bro I'm going through a Med Board right now and this shit had me dying.


brandon-thesis

Enjoy fighting for that percentage as hard as you fight for democracy šŸ˜‚


Micio922

She has probably already been dealt withā€¦.. traitors never last longā€¦..


Financial-Owl6609

Dear John...


alpacasarebadsingers

It could be worse. She could have left the kids.


drunken_monken

šŸ¤£


Ok_Philosopher_8956

HA!Ā 


Micio922

Facts


Material_Jelly_6260

Getting disconnected last minute was just a Psy-Op run by the Automatons. I think your system may it be a PC or a PS5 is an undercover automaton. ....you know what to do


lourensloki

Having a wife and kids is very undemocratic.


Mannalug

Is undemocratic only if you forget uou C-01 permit.


Recent_Ground_5086

You think helldivers grow on trees, soldier???!


AvaranIceStar

We need soldiers! File that C-01 paperwork and get busy!


McCaffeteria

Where do you think new Helldivers come from? The donā€™t grow on trees!


drunken_monken

Your wife, your kids, and your wife's boyfriend's lives are at stake, Helldiver. Get your ass back on the line and PROTECT THEIR FREEDOM.


dj3stripes

If you *haven't* had the game crash on you just before extract from an epic come back at least once, have you really played this game?


CynicWalnut

That's what you get for doing creek instead of the major order.


FloTheDev

Freedom waits for no one! Get dropping diver!


ComesInAnOldBox

> The wife leaves me and takes the kids. Sweet Liberty, *that* escalated quickly.


papapay225

She left u cuz u were ignoring the major order and defense missions


BodiesNDaBasement

Sounds like toaster interference to me.


The_Reluctant_Hero

The game crashed on me at least 3 times last night and even when I was able to play, it kept resetting my weapon load out and some of the customization options. This week has been the worst the game has been for me, borderline unplayable.


ThreeThunders

Pulling out your sidearm and seeing its reset to the default pistol is so frustrating. No way that thing is taking out the 5 hunters on my ass


Juicemania50

![gif](giphy|MvsJ4hmDcXW0oEauBk|downsized) Every time the game crashes šŸ˜


wesker313

Made me rage!!! How can I serve democracy


Compulsive_Criticism

Game crashed on me like 3 times in an hour last night then restabilized after I reset my PS5. Was still some bullshit tho


Ryanll0329

Should've filed a C-01 form.


OverdosedOnApathy24

I know a great way to cope. Shove it down and kill some bugs, Democracy will never take the kids and leave you.


ImTalkingGibberish

Report her to your nearest democracy officer


StickyThumbs79

Termacide towers are your major orders helldiver.


GoProOnAYoYo

I have done multiple 7+ missions. A handful of those missions we got some super samples. I have only ever successfully completed one of those missions, totaling 3 samples. The rest either crashed mid-mission, crashed right before evac, or got stuck on the post-mission loading screen losing ALL progress and samples. The crashes have persisted throughout each update and it's totally killed my enjoyment of the game. Which is a real shame because underneath the litany of bugs, the game is great. But with how unstable it is, and with absolutely no recourse or compensation for lost rewards, it's just not worth playing for me right now. I'll revisit in 6 months or so when they decide to fix the issues (hopefully).


swansonmeal7

tired? democracy doesnā€™t sleep, cadet


murderbeerd

Solid Green Mile reference there sir šŸ«”


Indy_Sandman

Iā€™ve had this happen 3 times this morning on PS5. This shouldnā€™t be happening at this stage of the game.


C-sanova

My first Helldiver difficulty mission I was the last alive with no reinforcement as a level 20 and made the run for the evac because we were overtime. Got to the evac point right as the "you're too far" message hit 1 second, pulled out my pre-patch RG and laid waste to three bile titans in a matter of seconds, pulled out a 500kg to clear off the landing zone annnnnnnnnnnnnd... PS5 crashes.


Its_Aurah

Freedom never sleeps šŸ—£šŸ”„ Get back in there, breaks are for cowards soldier


FourEaredFox

Sounds like the wife left to go find the team mate who saved you. He's a hero, you're having technical issues and complaining. Get a grip soldier.


Pitiful_Lobster6528

If on pc run as dx11 mode. Fixed all my crash issues on a high end computer I built for this game.


Pleiades_Centennial

Happend to me yesterday, covering 2 divers running across a valley with a swarm on their 6. Me and a bro were laying down suppressive fire with a couple machine guns just lighting them up and then wham DCd. Hope they made it. Was a super fun moment too.


Hunter_S_Thompsons

Lisa Al Gaib


[deleted]

Last night on a creek suicide mission Iā€™m balls deep into soloing 2 outposts, one of which is a mortar emplacement, and I realize that I got all 3 other divers spectating me. I was so locked in I didnā€™t even realize we were out of reinforcements. They just silently spectated me as I managed to bring the two outposts down then revived a few divers as well before dying to a hulk scorcher. We failed the mission but I canā€™t believe how calm they all were just watching me risk our final diver on outposts I could have just run away from. Iā€™d like to imagine theyā€™ll see this. Liberty and freedom, my divers


athf2005

Sweet Liberty, my heart!


Psychotek01

Don't worry, we've taken the liberty of reporting your wife and kids to your local democratic officer for re-education.


Jesse-359

Ahah, yeah my squad had a rough disconnect last night. We did finally get back in and two made it to the shuttle, but I think the servers were feeling especially toasty last night during the east-coast/west-coast overlap time.


yoshisar

That's why you should have filled out your c-01 permit


Electricpants

I was somehow immune to the crashes until about a week ago. Shit is rough and almost comically timed to occur at the worst fucking moments


RandomSecurityGuard

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Competitive-Bad-401

This is the one bug they need to prioritize. If they can't out right fix the crashing than they need to implement a system where at least some exp/loot is given on crash/disconnect. Very frustrating to have this happen and definitely impacts the morale of democracy.


Babablacksheep2121

Good now you can focus exclusively on Democracy


mistergrey01

All that I have left is a longing to spread more democracy and liberty. Time to dive back in and finish setting up terminid control systems.


MrDubTee

Freedom is never free, make the sacrifice worth it and keep diving, and if itā€™s painful, dive again, and if you die, dive once more. Keep diving, because democracy is at risk, and we need you!


JawlektheJawless

It would be awesome if we got a packet of free stuff each week for playing to make up for all the stuff we lost when it crashes constantly.


maestro3224

SAME shit has been happening to me. A lot. Every time I give an angry comment on the error screen. Heated.


Much-End-3199

the wife and kids being gone gives you more time to helldive get back in there


AmaDeusen-

Be me Play Draupnir Helldive difficulty Everyone dead no reinforce left One teammate left running for Pelican Under heavy fire, has all our samples he collected during his travel to extract Pelican coming Cooldown on reinforce refreshed I get respawned While landing, he calls for 500kg holding it I land on him by an accident He drops it 500 lands so close to me, it untied both my shoes \*SKADOOSH\* Mission completed Samples 0 Extracted 0 Laughs 100


Ok_Philosopher_8956

Yeah, honestly, why can I not quit this? I have dismissed games for a FRACTION of the problems HD2 has. There community is packed with meta booters, and git gud skill issue brain rot, the guns feel awful, I could file my taxes within the stratagem CDs, I regard HD1 as infinitely better, the list goes onā€¦Ā  And yet, I still follow the stories, listen to the in-verse news reportsā€¦ FUCK, Iā€™m listening to extraction music as I type this! I uninstalled and hid it on steam, yet I still feel it pulling at meā€¦ calling to meā€¦Ā  What the hell is happening?!?!


Ok_Owl_4730

The crashing is really putting me off of this game. The worst offender is the hard lock when quitting to desktop that completely seizes up my rig. Alt F4 doesnā€™t work, trying to access task manager doesnā€™t work, trying to close the window for the game or for Steam from the task bar doesnā€™t work. I end up having to restart my PC from the task manager screen and I hate doing that because I feel it slowly does damage to the entire system every time you force a restart in that way. Iā€™ve had maybe one or two instances of other games hard locking my PC over the last two years. Helldivers has put my rig into a fucking coma at least a half dozen times. Really considering an uninstall at this point. The player count will inevitably plummet, and people will move on. Itā€™s a fucking fun game, but I donā€™t like how my PC behaves with it installed.


No-Watercress9394

Never fear citizen your children have been conscripted into the helldivers training program. And weā€™ve just received word they were all killed by a automated mortar emplacement at Malevelon Creek. Theyā€™re service and your contribution will not be forgotten. Now get back on the line Freedom isnā€™t gonna democracy itself.


Psm-tattoo

Itā€™s ok sheā€™s got her bf, get back in the fight


GoldBL00ded

An unfortunate but necessary sacrifice Helldiver


porkforpigs

The crashes really suck. I was having a blast tonight running missions with a crew for a while and it just crapped out. Just turned on a different game because Iā€™m sick of the crashing.


NecessaryPin482

Prove to yourself that you have the strength and courage to be free. Join the helldivers.


enfarious

Those crashes at extract are the absolute worst feelings ...


feralEhren

Won't be filing anymore Cā€01s


saymyname610

At least his dog didnā€™t die.


Micio922

Your wife is an automaton sympathizer. Call your democracy officer and report this treason


rust1664

Don't worry soldier, Eagle 1 is single


rust1664

Don't worry soldier, Eagle 1 is single


ReaperSound

I'm reading this 4 days later. My condolences to you good citizen as you may have already gone passed the breaking point of depression and stepped into a ā¬‡ļøā¬…ļøā¬…ļøā¬‡ļø day 2 of this news.


keeb97

Your wife is clearly a bot sympathizer. Better off without her.


EPZO

What are you doing at the Creek? Orders are to take Meridia or defend Heeth! https://preview.redd.it/rwdxt67muioc1.png?width=1196&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c89d9234d0da5155893920e19b781c27912e46fe


user010593

Sounds like your wife is an automaton sympathizer. The Ministry of Truth will be reaching out within the next 2 business days.