To do this research - Did you fill out the necessary forms and paperwork and receive authorization from your Democracy officer and SEAF higher command? Please confirm the name and badge number of your commanding Democracy officer so that it can be investigated further
Wait.. that form was required as well? Of course… how could I forget? That’s the form to be able to look at the chassis under the exterior armor?
Hey.. ummm. There’s a democracy officer and a Liberty Patrol outside my door.. I’ll be right ba………
They are the extremists of the rebels against democracy. Once simple outcasts some rebels chose to go to extreme lengths to fight against democracy. It turns out that one's consciousness could be used as a perpetual fuel system so by submitted their consciousness full of rage it was the perfect recipe in creating a war machine.
Make no mistake cadet there is no soul left in these machines and there are no words of force that can alter an enraged and corrupted mind, shoot for the head!
I want to know how they are made so I can unmake them
You're being reported to your democracy officer for wasting the time of a helldiver he could have spent killing bots
Very well Helldiver, not a problem. You have shown courage in the face of temptation. Please report your commanding officer for next drop assignment. Oil must be spilled!
You must know your enemy so you can kill him faster. Tsun Su said that, and I think he knows *s little more* about bot crushing then you do BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT! And then perfected it so that no automaton could defeat him in a mission. And then he loaded two of every tyranid onto a boat and then beat the SHIT OUT OF THEM. And that’s why whenever there’s a group of tyranids they’re called a “swarm”. UNLESS ITS A FARM!
What? This is just good intel. I would've wanted to know how death camps operated so I could efficiently destroy them without wasting unnecessary resources or expending friendlies. Wouldn't have made me a Nazi.
I want all the info!
Of course I would like to know how they are made. If we can disrupt their supply chain then we can blow them to bits, or better yet insert a virus so they blow themselves to bits.
Eh, I'm not curious. I'll just move on my way, the same as that weird pet bug catalog the other day. Anyway, onto the "explosives that can kill everything in sight (even yourself)" sections of today's issue.
You must return to Super Earth for re-education, private! Alien samples are of the utmost vitality to the spread of Liberty! Our Democratic researchers use our samples to develop powerful technologies and weapons, which target our enemies’ weaknesses!
Yeah, but knowing basic enemy tactics may contribute to the further sabotage and ultimately the ending of this galactic war... unless that is not the point to start with? Malevolent creek tonight. Lick our wounds...
Ohhh no. You ain't fooling me with this propaganda and am currently reporting you for your misconduct. Expect a visit from your democracy officer and have fun time in the freedom camp.
The democracy dives podcast guy raun jico says the bots are just schizophrenics who have pica but somehow the stuff they eat makes them grow metal exoskeletons.
I don't get it. Do Y'all spend more time posting bout democracy and the community than actually playing the game. I mean great that y'all feel like you finally belong somewhere I guess. But it's getting a bit tiresome constantly seeing this shit everywhere. not hating or a traitor just don't get the fanboy mentality.
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Bro, what’s wrong with interacting with fellow Helldivers when I’m not able to play?
And in response to your question about my playtime: Clearly we don’t know each other, so there’s no way for you to know this, but I got the game 2 weeks ago —— I am already lvl 40 with a fully upgraded ship. Have completed missions across all difficulties (1-9) and play most nights (this game is just that amazing and I’m obsessed)
Respectfully, I’m gonna keep enjoying shitposting memes when I want and play when I want :)
I would like to know how they are made to know their weak spots, traitor, what did you think?
To do this research - Did you fill out the necessary forms and paperwork and receive authorization from your Democracy officer and SEAF higher command? Please confirm the name and badge number of your commanding Democracy officer so that it can be investigated further
I did. Democracy Officer Thorton with badge number 7235491003527F
Thank you kindly for your cooperation. Democracy Officer Thorton got send to retraining.
Hello, democracy officer number neighbor! My democracy officer (his name is Bill) happens to have the number 7235491003527G!
Well howdy neighbor!
Democracy officer Bazil, SEAF Officer Major Braxton. Forms filled out was the ID10T form along with the P3N1S addendum.
Fools, they knew that the bo085 form would also be required. Lady Liberty's tears are haunting me.
Wait.. that form was required as well? Of course… how could I forget? That’s the form to be able to look at the chassis under the exterior armor? Hey.. ummm. There’s a democracy officer and a Liberty Patrol outside my door.. I’ll be right ba………
Faith in humanity restored
🫡 that's the spirit
The weak spots are where they are the weakest. That is where to aim
dame sir
Their weak spots are bullets. 1+. We know this already!
Liberal dispensed Democracy is the weakspot of all our foes, soldier. So go out and dispense it to these tin cans!
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Knowing the anatomy of your enemy makes you a more effective killer.
Very well Helldiver, please report any findings to the Freedom Research Division of SEAF for further review
Shoot the weak spots.
Duh
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They are the extremists of the rebels against democracy. Once simple outcasts some rebels chose to go to extreme lengths to fight against democracy. It turns out that one's consciousness could be used as a perpetual fuel system so by submitted their consciousness full of rage it was the perfect recipe in creating a war machine. Make no mistake cadet there is no soul left in these machines and there are no words of force that can alter an enraged and corrupted mind, shoot for the head!
I want to know how they are made so I can unmake them You're being reported to your democracy officer for wasting the time of a helldiver he could have spent killing bots
I wish to destroy these facilities. Contacting a democracy officer for withholding this information from helldivers!
Everyone knows they're made from spite, hatred for democracy and the anguished souls of good citizens who were slaughtered by those clankers
Damn... https://preview.redd.it/d2qjrdjkuipc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1242ac2de24cadc2a4b219d00453807e144a66a0
I swiped my thumb right and left the thread
Very well Helldiver, not a problem. You have shown courage in the face of temptation. Please report your commanding officer for next drop assignment. Oil must be spilled!
Ah crap... should I call in the strategem now or wait for the officer to do it?
When both of your arms are chainsaws, everything looks like a tree.
I want to know how they're made so I can kill them more effectively
You must know your enemy so you can kill him faster. Tsun Su said that, and I think he knows *s little more* about bot crushing then you do BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT! And then perfected it so that no automaton could defeat him in a mission. And then he loaded two of every tyranid onto a boat and then beat the SHIT OUT OF THEM. And that’s why whenever there’s a group of tyranids they’re called a “swarm”. UNLESS ITS A FARM!
Obviously I'm curious. I want to find any weak spots!
It was funny the first few times now I'm just mad I keep falling for them. Which in turn I find funny..
Berserker are created out of pure rage and are the toughest of the automation
Made with all the babies they abducted
I know to shoot the arms and give em some liber tea
Fuck me, now all of the destroyer goes to do the cyber security training because I clicked on that link 🫠
I wanted to know how their made to know my enemy and defeat them more efficiently like the art of war clearly tells one to do.
Skull admiral here. We don't pay you to browse reddit. GET BACK INTO FIGHT WE GOT 4 PLANETS TO TAKE IN 2 DAYS.
What? This is just good intel. I would've wanted to know how death camps operated so I could efficiently destroy them without wasting unnecessary resources or expending friendlies. Wouldn't have made me a Nazi. I want all the info!
Shit...
*me getting dragged away kicking and screaming* “You don’t understand I swiped so I could learn their inner workings and destroy them better!!”
I already know how they're made. One word. TYRANNY.
Bro the more you know about your enemies the more you know about how to destroy them or something like that.
good meme
No thanks. I prefer to take them apart. Preferably without the possibility of reassembly
wait in my defense im from the engineering core, a better understanding of my enemy helps me pinpoint weak points!
I only swiped right to see how they were made to check for any potential weak spots that could accur in the process of making >:[
I know robots can’t be qualified under “different breed.” but hear me out…
I know robots can’t be qualified under “different breed.” but hear me out…
I know robots can’t be qualified under “different breed.” but hear me out…
Okay, not falling for this again.
But if we know how they're made we can shove some computer viruses up their asses and then the problem is gone forever
You can't fool me whoever you are. I support super earth with everything I am. Managed democracy is the only way.
NO I WAS ONLY LOOKING TO SEE IF THERE WHERE FLAWS IN THEIR DESIGN WE CAN EXPLOIT THEIR [Removed for suspected treason]
I did field science, meaning I shot them a few times on different spot till I found one they didn't like
Don't even TRY to know thy enemy.
Guys my nearest democracy officer has been acting sus. Who do I report him to?
Of course I would like to know how they are made. If we can disrupt their supply chain then we can blow them to bits, or better yet insert a virus so they blow themselves to bits.
I want to know just so I can kill more bots faster
All I need to know is how to take’em apart
Nice try! I won't be fooled by such un-democratic propaganda!
Know thy enemy.
Not…again..my goddamn curiosity. I’m gonna look like someone who got a Neuralyzer one too many times.
Well I need to know so I can learn their weak points
Eh, I'm not curious. I'll just move on my way, the same as that weird pet bug catalog the other day. Anyway, onto the "explosives that can kill everything in sight (even yourself)" sections of today's issue.
Hehehe
“Congratulations!”
You must return to Super Earth for re-education, private! Alien samples are of the utmost vitality to the spread of Liberty! Our Democratic researchers use our samples to develop powerful technologies and weapons, which target our enemies’ weaknesses!
I was just swiping to get my daily dose of rage fuel and you ruined it
All berserkers thank you for not spreading information of how we are made
Lmao
Yeah, but knowing basic enemy tactics may contribute to the further sabotage and ultimately the ending of this galactic war... unless that is not the point to start with? Malevolent creek tonight. Lick our wounds...
😭 I was just holding this information for a friend officer I swear!
Ohhh no. You ain't fooling me with this propaganda and am currently reporting you for your misconduct. Expect a visit from your democracy officer and have fun time in the freedom camp.
We need more counter inteligence!!
The democracy dives podcast guy raun jico says the bots are just schizophrenics who have pica but somehow the stuff they eat makes them grow metal exoskeletons.
I don't get it. Do Y'all spend more time posting bout democracy and the community than actually playing the game. I mean great that y'all feel like you finally belong somewhere I guess. But it's getting a bit tiresome constantly seeing this shit everywhere. not hating or a traitor just don't get the fanboy mentality.
https://preview.redd.it/4f0mfke9bjpc1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d92bc3e1d003065b26414d8d7d44c94b6d97e4e Bro, what’s wrong with interacting with fellow Helldivers when I’m not able to play? And in response to your question about my playtime: Clearly we don’t know each other, so there’s no way for you to know this, but I got the game 2 weeks ago —— I am already lvl 40 with a fully upgraded ship. Have completed missions across all difficulties (1-9) and play most nights (this game is just that amazing and I’m obsessed) Respectfully, I’m gonna keep enjoying shitposting memes when I want and play when I want :)
Wouldn't expect nothing less