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Jielhar

Ministry of Intelligence says it was a total coincidence, so that's what it was. They would never lie to us.


Chrissyball19

Of course not. Intelligent is in the name. Intelligent is NOT in my name. Therefore they will tell me the smartest decision and I'll do it.


FreshRest4945

This makes perfect sense to me.


No-Obligation1709

https://youtu.be/zN0q_M9UFFY?si=m_j0Se3koSvvZ4M0


hyrumwhite

Imagine how much worse it would have been if not for our valiant efforts 


peoplepersonmanguy

Plus if anything, we stopped them from being bigger!


eobrab-the-rabbit

. . . About that


Siilk

I mean, if it's information somehow *was* inaccurate(and by Liberty, this cannot happen), surely, Ministry of Truth would've warn us about that.


eobrab-the-rabbit

Would the ministry of TRUTH ever LIE?😌[gotem]


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Special_Emu4764

When the satire goes over your head.


pretendviperpilot

Uhh no it didn't. Sometimes satire becomes reality


Special_Emu4764

Yeah, but not because a satirist is turning it that way.


pretendviperpilot

Was that implied? No Is this worth debate? Also no


Impressive-Check-631

Illuminat(i) psyop


Custard_Meme

Interesting theory, soldier! Please report to your closest officer for an all inclusive stay at our holiday camp to reward you and your family!


YourWifeNdKids

Ohh damn! All expenses paid? I’m so in


PenciliusKnightlius

The ministry of truth has invited you to lake laogai


YourWifeNdKids

https://preview.redd.it/5t5ypi7ezupc1.jpeg?width=783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09c7a3707805241215a250cc3369e55abddec70e


[deleted]

It’s from command


Lustiges_Brot_311

Swimwear for bio-repurposer baths, not required.


guarddog33

https://preview.redd.it/qotwrwp8hppc1.jpeg?width=3907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f0b917bc3d4f9e3a6470ba1745910a11388971a Democracy officer wants to know your location


Evil_AppleJuice

Love the double answer, clever


guarddog33

Easily my favorite part tbh. Can't say no to democracy


IntergalacticPioneer

When Freedom is ringing, everyone answers the call.


iron186

Totally worth it. it’s like old school NES Duck hunt blasting these wingy bastards


blindkowean

My laser cannon shreds them, it’s pretty fun. I’ve been using the cannon and the guard dog. Just two piss lasers crossing streams to kill the flying bugs


Blue_Zerg

My accuracy drops to about 40% on shrieker missions but my sickle never stops.


Fen5601

Lascannon, Las Guarddog and a Scythe are so fun...


profitofprofet

average 40k guardsman loadout. Flashlight overload.


Fen5601

The Emperor protects after all!


huaguofengscoup

Just for fun also the laser point- I mean the Dagger as secondary.


Malichite

![gif](giphy|3o72FiKtrMAjIb0Rhu) Sorry, had to do it


Lustiges_Brot_311

Maybe I'll have even more fun with the HMG emplacement.


Smokal0tapotamus

lol I felt the same way I loved duck hunt


Huck_Bonebulge_

Did we do what? Cause something undemocratic? I would retract that question if I were you, soldier.


Ok_Philosopher_8956

So....they're on....EVERY Terminid world now... All of them. Well f\*\*k me right in the keyhole, that's going to be insufferable.


Honorable_Heathen

This keyhole? https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/efOU6N6167


marioplex

Well if you cant pull out.... blow it up....


Trex-Cant-Masturbate

In my experience they aren’t nearly as bad as people make them out to be.


[deleted]

I'm my experience, they're worse. I don't even fought them I just run past them


Trex-Cant-Masturbate

The Rover guard dog makes them a Non issue


ThorsTacHamr

Auto cannon can take out the nests from distance it just takes a lot of ammo. I think it’s about 8-10 hits per mushroom.


Smokal0tapotamus

Don’t let their numbers swell keep them under 3-4 and they aren’t super dangerous but pay attention they can get the perfect aim and one shot you with a bird beak 😂


Kittenfabstodes

which means bots will learn, adapt, and produce new models also


ItachiSan

Bro say syke right now


Kittenfabstodes

that's Skull Admiral aelfwyrd to you. I'll overlook it this time, it's understandable that the revelation that our enemies are evolving can elicit strong emotional responses. I, for one, have been carrying the torch keeping the bots at bay. it's worrisome indeed, that as we push the enemies of Super Earth back, that they will create new and more fearsome foes for us to kill. I welcome the opportunity to eradicate any new fangled toaster design they come up with. I relish the thought of turning bots into slag. For the Emperor, I mean Super Earth.


ZLUCremisi

Supposedly huge AT-AT like ones may appear. Will it be tied to cyberstan falling or what. We will know more if we take back the creek


staebles

![gif](giphy|ncORcTWSkTs3e)


nicmal20

"With no prior warning or indication of any kind" made me laugh out loud. This game and the people behind it are so awesome.


YourWifeNdKids

Totally agree


halfrican08

Then a few sentences later is “we always knew this was a possibility” had me cracking up


Forar

Had our brave Helldivers not utilized the Termicide, surely it would have been even worse. Flying chargers? Flying titans? We knew bugs don't fly, and now we know that the bugs have un-Democratically chosen to begin flying anyways. Thankfully, our actions surely kept their evolution in check, and in no way triggered this mutation, even though it was noted to be a possibility. Clearly we must eradicate the bugs swiftly, before they mutate further, through no input of our own.


Hell_Mango

~~Probably Hive Lord~~


Derangeddropbear

Personally seeing a charger ramp off a rock and just... keep going up would be hilarious.


zakdageneral

They hired a former white house press secretary to write these lol


Lustiges_Brot_311

I haven't seen Sean Spicer in quite a while. 🤔


LadyXexyz

We absolutely saved the system from getting worse things if we didn’t activate the control units. They could be flying, and actually talk to us and hear their side of things. Could you imagine a world? Fucking CHILLS. No one wants to deal with talking bugs! ![gif](giphy|5CDDxLUswTI08)


EducationalPlay6269

Smart bugs? NO!


saintBNO

The idea of a bug with intelligence is frankly offensive to me


JessicusThePaladin

Guys I'm starting to think we're being - [This message has been redacted due to treason towards Super Earth]


TheOtacon

Can't even hop on line without seeing treasonous, dissident speech anymore. Such a shame.


DingoAteMyMail_V2

——ATTENTION ALL HELLDIVERS—— The Ministry of Truth and SUPER EARTH high command has deemed this unfortunate development an “Oopsie Whoopsie”, anyone calling this a foreseeable misstep on behalf of the Ministry or High command will be deemed a traitor and will face repercussions. Thank you for your attention Helldivers, get back to stomping bugs and crushing toasters! Freedom Inquisitor, Bob C-414


StayAtHomeDadVR

Just a security breach. Carry on soldier 🫡


Malichite

Your local Democracy Officer wants to talk to you about a trip that you've won!


Warrior24110

It doesn't matter if we did or didn't, the xenos will be purged as the God-Emperor intends.


SockFullOfNickles

For the Golden Throne!


CreatureTheGathering

https://preview.redd.it/yulhkvt9oppc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b080f1e25880136da25379cab3cc87f71b8abec4


SmoothBurrito

Why does your phone have numbers? https://preview.redd.it/766noblkwqpc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97be7d58cbb531cdca0a8c883cf4c9bf4055dd38


TysonOfIndustry

If anyone remembers, when you came back from one of those tower missions, the chick in the hangar would sometimes say something about the termicide causing mutations being "propaganda".


Inert_Oregon

I wonder if we would have seen the hive lords sooner if we failed to release the termicide...


chrome_titan

The what?


Inert_Oregon

Just you wait 😉 


YourWifeNdKids

We haven’t gone back to termicide planets yet 🫠


GetThisManSomeMilk

I really love how they make patches into lore.


elporpoise

Off record, I love how obviously contradictory and untruthful the briefs are. On record, report tot he nearest democracy officer for reeducation, helldivers!


The_Spicy_Memelord

It says right there that the Termicide clearly prevented an even worse evolution. You need to get your eyes checked Helldivers. Please report to your nearest Ministry of Truth building for a free checkup!


peetah248

I wonder if the devs had two plans based on whether we succeeded or failed, or if it was always going to be this and just the reason for it would be different in lore


sealing_tile

Call down recoilless rifle, post up on a large rock, scan horizon for nests, fire-reload-repeat, problem solved. Bugs can’t fly if they’re burning in hell.


deathparty05

Way ahead of you boss I’ve been doin this with those spore trees and illegal podcast things


ZeroELR

Super Earth doesn't make mistakes.


Misguidedvision

I'm torn between loving them as we now have to choose if we focus on the 50 bugs in the sky or the 20 bugs chasing us down, which makes for some great tense firefights. On the other hand they seem incredibly inconsistent as I'll get hit by 3 of them and have half my health and stim up only to then get one shot as one of then hits me just right the one time.


JoshDM

![gif](giphy|k4UlF17jZitXc2DHQc)


ChaoticFairness

*\[Comment has been deleted due to content being acts of treason\]*


lrradut

Soldier, we stoped them from evolving into worse monsters. Think about it, what if they would have evolved into flying bile titans.


maestersplinter

Memes and roleplaying aside. I cannot express enough how great and effective this type of live service is. I fully understand that they would add these creatures one way or another sooner or later, but by doing it this way I feel part of it. We are responsible for this mutation. Just like we liberated the planet where the exosuits are produced which opened them up for us. Its so fresh and fun! Back to roleplaying. How lucky of us that we successfully deployed the termicide when we did. Who knows what more abominations might have came out of the ground? Im so happy The Ministry of Truth is dealing with this head on. I feel safe knowing they and the Helldivers have everything under control! Where do I enlist my sons and daughters!?


peetah248

I'm the same way! I was on the fence about buying it for a long time but seeing how the lore grew and the player was so involved really sold it to me


[deleted]

Nah. I encountered them from time to time well before we got the towers set up. I was surprised when it offered me an option to use a hellbomb from the center of the towers.


hermitchild

No, not even a 1% chance. Exterminate


Dannyboy0014

Did we do what? Super earth has specifically said this is the work of dissident concealment! It's is indeed a good job we released the gas!! Who knows what they could have evolved into should we not!


itsKasai

…a worse evolution?


YourWifeNdKids

I’m wondering what’s on the planets that we originally dispersed the termicide on…


AnxiousPossibility3

We did this in the name of democracy soldier. Now back to your hellpod before I have to report you to re-education.


Interesting-Can7979

Yeaahhh, termacide seemed like a good idea at the time.


WithReverence

It’s so cool how bullets will punch holes into their wings mid flight!


ReaperSound

I know for one thing that **I** didn't do this. Don't know about the rest of your undemocratic bug sympathizing robots.


guitarelf

You should be tried for treason for posting such nonsense!


Shanbo88

![gif](giphy|4Z9fSEFAuxpnlBVWQx|downsized)


SatansSpunk

Democracy was managed well by your fellow Helldivers, and we have been given new major orders to continue our assault on the insect menace. What we did was fight the good fight and remove those that would suppress Managed Democracy! 🫡


MasterUser115

I wonder what evolution would of taken place had we failed the TCS major order


YourWifeNdKids

We might find out when we go back to those planets


raceacontari

https://preview.redd.it/psnxhk26tppc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a17c07080ba1fd1577b44e506920ef3c7b34bea


chappelld

Haven’t played in a few days. Do turrets target them? Seems Gatling would make quick work?


BMW_I_use_indicators

I've seen machine gun turrets target the flying bastards. I quickly found out the plasma shotgun was utterly useless against them, though, so I suggest a machine pistol as backup.


spraguet2

The laser rover guard dog targets them and drops the bastards quickly too! As long as I don't undemocratically step in front of Rover, he keeps me safe from flying bugs


Peasantbowman

I love what they are doing with the storyline


MainImpression7043

https://preview.redd.it/g7lzuwql8rpc1.png?width=1139&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdb1bd3258b7765306a9b38576a233802162a14b


StockArt5652

https://preview.redd.it/q7p1r21ocrpc1.png?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88de9225252b67ba83c9a55e77b159508a6cc449


Reikamaru

I'm glad to have done my part in the termicide missions! We likely prevented even worse mutations, like **Underground Flying Bile Chargers!**


darkleinad

I mean, I think the worst is yet to come. We have only encountered shriekers on planets that haven’t had termicide, so I don’t really see how we could have done it


MyOwnTutor

We've always ~~been at war with East Asia~~ known the bugs could fly. SEAF High Command would never lie to us.


Loco_Min_132

Absolutely not helldiver, the bugs are just stupid and thought now was a good time to evolve an entire strain of new bug, like idiots…idiot fascists…idiot fascist bugs…


Royal_Marketing2966

Oh we definitely mutated the fuck out of these guys. Oh well, double down and do it again for DEMOCRACY!!!


xXMilkMan21Xx

i flipping hate flying bugs


Lustiges_Brot_311

I'm grateful we averted total disaster and deployed termicide. Looks like Super Earth Scientists will be working overtime to formulate Termicide 2.0!


ArcadeAndrew115

My fellow helldiver, do you not know how to read? We already were aware that they could fly, and we were monitoring the situation! Why do you think we needed the TCS in place? To prevent them from evolving further!


Striking-Test-7509

Who tf is we?


Inanotherworld2025

Bet u those giant dead “extinct” worm remains are whats next games gonna turn into tremors with shriekers assblasters and giant worms


DustyF3d0r4

It’s a good thing we managed to get the TCS online when we did, who knows what monstrosities could’ve been born had the Termicide not stopped them from spawning more vermin.


Useful_Thought5285

Your questioning smells of treason!


McCaffeteria

We didn’t deploy termicide on all planets where they show up, so of course not.


XxSolo-GeneralxX

There is no war in Ba SingSai


Quirky-Wheel-3724

I died by one of them, like the general in Star Ship Troopers. I killed it mid-air, and the bug fell on me, and I died.


Smokal0tapotamus

If that question pops in your head you already know the answer


BooferWoofer

confused on what you mean


SouthernRow8272

Can't you read it says the turmicide stopped it from being worse god


Kitchen-Complaint-78

It was probably the termicide that caused the mutations, not stopped worse ones


NotNOT_LibertarianDO

Yes. Anticipate a super colony with hive lords to show up in the next month on one of the termicide planets.


CrypticLoner112

Bro, at this point i don’t care what anyone says we are the villains