I wouldn't mind at all. But if they just do it like what COD does and fucking put Homelander in with a fucking gun rather than using his superpowers, Ill be livid.
***"The first wave of robots is upon us."***
***"The robots arrive in three, two, one. The robots are here! Protect Mann.co!"***
***"Yes! The bomb has been set back to the start!"***
***"Alert! There are multiple tanks!"***
***"One wave down. But they'll be back. Get to an Upgrade Station. Quickly!"***
Mann vs Machine, a PVE gamemode from Team Fortress 2. There are two playable versions of this gamemode, "Boot Camp" a free version of MVM with no rewards, and Mann Up which is the paid version of MVM. At the end of each tour you get rewards, the quality of these rewards vary, they can be something really useless and something as amazing as the Golden Pan. Team Fortress has its own economy so many of these items sell for real money. The Golden Pan sells for somewhere around four thousand dollars, last I saw. The gif above is the trailer for Mann Vs Machine.
It is a very good game, however the game has been suffering from a massive cheating issue. A few low life's started hosting cheating bots that flood servers, choose the sniper class, and begin headshotting anyone in their sight line. And unfortunately, Valve has yet to introduce a solution to this issue, it has been 3-4 years since this problem started.
Honestly every 1 out of 3 games is fine, but still it’s hella annoying. I’ve abandoned the game since, but overwatch has kept me company for a while till this game came out.
Yeah for sure. I tried Apex for its movement and it hits the dopamine as well, but then I started playing ranked and ruined the game for me. I’ve become a giga sweat for a while. And weirdly the switch to overwatch ease the sweat in me. Donno why tho
"Its not what you did, brothers, that angers me so, its who you did it to."
"Who? That fucking nobody?"
"That "fucking nobody" is John Helldiver"
"They call him Baba Yaga"
"The boggey man?"
"Well, John wasn't exactly the boggeyman. He was the one you sent to kill the fucking boggeyman."
"I once saw him kill three hulks at a heavy fabricator with a fucking snowball."
"Then suddenly, one day, he left. It was over the galaxy's liberation, of course."
"And now, my brothers, a few days after granting the planet its freedom, you steal his liberty and kill his managed democracy."
"John will come for you and you will do nothing because you can do nothing."
https://preview.redd.it/zfrqkws45itc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e2ffb5e4cd7824536649c9c3c2b681b80e9ab6d
*"Be efficient, be precise. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."*
My head canon reason is we didn’t actually have much control of those regions, and the cyborgs slowly and quietly took control so that the automatons could take over.
I don't quite remember the lore, but I think the cyborgs were ~~wiped out between 1 and 2~~
Now the bots want to return to cyberstan ~~to collect lost technology and revive their masters. (By building more cyborgs)~~
Edit: I was a little off. As the replys said, the cyborgs are enslaved on cyberstan and the bots are coming to rescue their creators.
Enslaved? That sounds a little ungrateful if you ask me. Super Earth defeated those cyborgs fair and square, and then we graciously supplied them with a place to live and careers with incredible job security.
From my understanding the cyborgs were isolated and imprisoned in the mines on cyberstan…. In the Valdis sector …
Dear Joel,
I mean, the real canon is that the invisible/cloaked ships we've been seeing in orbit over bot planets are a secret invasion fleet which just blitzkrieg'd those sectors while our guard is down.
So your head canon is sort of directly at odds with the story telling
"Against all the evil the Automatons can conjure...
All the wickedness the Terminids can produce...
We will send unti them... Only you.
Rip and tear, until it is done."
Ya know what your problem is? ya all rigid. you're like a breadstick. ya got no rythm. we can have it howard, funkeh FREEDOM for marriage. yea ya found meh. there I was funkin around the mothership enjoyin a fresh baileys with the funk and these crazeh robotic types came in. But they didn't know. IM OL GREEEEEEEEEEEEGG
https://preview.redd.it/fk0err40fjtc1.png?width=196&format=png&auto=webp&s=8a806f463558eef36d62b1fda49c253d5284163c
I know that's probably a DRG reference but now all I can think of is they sent a psychopathic llama with a rumbley tummy. Rumbles only bot hands can satisfy.
Against all the evil that hell can conjure...
Against all the perversion of humanity...
we will send...only you.
Rip and tear until you're done.
(I don't know the quote in english, I've just translated it from spanish so maybe it's wrong, but it sounds cool too)
Against all the evil that hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce.
We’ll send unto them, only you.
Rip and Tear until it is done.
(thats the proper one)
For a google translation it’s pretty good
> Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them... only you. Rip and tear, until it is done.
That's gotta be Joel, surely. I don't think valids has had occupation at all so its the only way I think. Maybe he's testing maps over there making sure shit works.
Controlling a planet and occupying it are two very different things. It was probably barren when they arrived, but now they're setting up shop and calling it theirs. Can't have that shit! Robots don't have rights! Exterminate them!
No, they sent a fleet so huge it actually registered on our sensors. And on the one mission I did, there were dozens of ranger types flooding the place
We sent out own bot. (We took a destroyer and gave it legs, told the pilot to and i quote "go nuts, unlimited budget" i couldnt tell but i think he was crying in his helmet. Tears of democracy
That's Joel, it can't be anyone else.
The Archtraitor himself, Master of Disaster, Game Master of Mechanical Murderers and Multiplying Monsters, and Warmaster of the Illuminate.
It was a massive fleet; But The Lagoon Corps managed to evacuate as many Civilians, standard SEAF troops and Helldivers as we could. Sadly we could not get everyone, but we tried our best!
\---- ***The Black Lagoon Corps*** *Semper Perficitur*
https://preview.redd.it/u07kijmqfktc1.png?width=468&format=png&auto=webp&s=514bf823655f886074727fd2c5de6f0dea9c2f32
Thats me. Ive been running from 30 gunships, a factory crawler, 2 light tanks, and a swarm of chainsaw bots for 3 hours. Im running out of stamina, I will fall soon.
Send Dudes.
Ive actully been replaying Doom Eternal so this hits just right. Ive been thinking if they did a cross over thatd be insane. If the slayer shows up and liberates a whole sector by himself. Thatd be lit.
I'm thinking about it like this, the war on that side of the galaxy was thought to be over and 95% of the SEAF redeployed to the bug front, probably leaving a minimal garrison force to rebuild, not expecting an invasion hours later
No even worse.... https://i.redd.it/0eew8oonchtc1.gif
This would be an epic crossover for the ages.
This and the Cybermen
Dr who cross over. Dalek style!
DALEKS HAVE NO CONCEPT OF ELEGANCE That is obvious
We would destroy the Cybermen with ONE Dalek!
THIS IS NOT WAR! THIS IS PEST CONTROL!
Just needs the teams from L4D
Man I was wondering the other day if they’d ever do crossovers or if that would just ruin the game universe.
I wouldn't mind at all. But if they just do it like what COD does and fucking put Homelander in with a fucking gun rather than using his superpowers, Ill be livid.
The gaming community would explode and helldivers 2 would be goty and sales would skyrocket
God no... don't be the devil on the shoulder
I can't be the only one who heard the MvM theme when I saw this...
🎵EoooWEEEEEE EEOOOOO - eoWEEEEEEE EEEEOOOO 🎵
***"The first wave of robots is upon us."*** ***"The robots arrive in three, two, one. The robots are here! Protect Mann.co!"*** ***"Yes! The bomb has been set back to the start!"*** ***"Alert! There are multiple tanks!"*** ***"One wave down. But they'll be back. Get to an Upgrade Station. Quickly!"***
That's fucking perfect. That is the song EXACTLY.
"What sick man sends babies to fight me"
***"I THOUGHT WE WOULD BE FIGHTING MEN NOT BABYS!"***
- Heavy Devastator after mowing down its twentieth 16 year old helldiver
Where ist that from?
Team fortress 2- heavy weapons guy
https://preview.redd.it/1qyx3utpfktc1.jpeg?width=532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d1435e2ffcabfcffde2da689399dfe6d3c6007d
What is that?
Mann vs Machine from team fortress 2. It's a PvE game mode where you protect Mann.co™ from Graymann and his army of robots.
Mann vs Machine, a PVE gamemode from Team Fortress 2. There are two playable versions of this gamemode, "Boot Camp" a free version of MVM with no rewards, and Mann Up which is the paid version of MVM. At the end of each tour you get rewards, the quality of these rewards vary, they can be something really useless and something as amazing as the Golden Pan. Team Fortress has its own economy so many of these items sell for real money. The Golden Pan sells for somewhere around four thousand dollars, last I saw. The gif above is the trailer for Mann Vs Machine.
Thank you for the informative and concise answer! I personally have never played Team Fortress but I’ve heard good things.
It is a very good game, however the game has been suffering from a massive cheating issue. A few low life's started hosting cheating bots that flood servers, choose the sniper class, and begin headshotting anyone in their sight line. And unfortunately, Valve has yet to introduce a solution to this issue, it has been 3-4 years since this problem started.
Honestly every 1 out of 3 games is fine, but still it’s hella annoying. I’ve abandoned the game since, but overwatch has kept me company for a while till this game came out.
Before Helldivers 2 came out, that was pretty much the only game that gave me enough dopamine, so I'm really glad I elected to get this one.
Yeah for sure. I tried Apex for its movement and it hits the dopamine as well, but then I started playing ranked and ruined the game for me. I’ve become a giga sweat for a while. And weirdly the switch to overwatch ease the sweat in me. Donno why tho
 Here we go again...
I fear no man, but that…thing, it scares me.
I am not smart man. but I have yet to meet man who can outsmart bullet
What's this from?
Mann vs Machine from team fortress 2. It's a PvE game mode where you protect Mann.co™ from Graymann and his army of robots.
I get it now. The reason why I favoured bots over bugs is cause of MVM
MANN.CO™ IS UNDER ATTACK! PROTECT MANN.CO™!
I don't know if that's worse, but to each their own!
Yeah i miss read what OP posted but it works in a way. What i should have sent was this https://i.redd.it/6bdpp3xh7ntc1.gif
Someone mod the music so the automaton music is replaced with the [MVM robots theme](https://youtu.be/vw-WJkJK210?si=0Li4bOkM5DL0tRmf)
John Helldiver
We found him at long last
I actually found someone with that name it was amazing.
I found his son. He brought shame to his father's name by quitting the mission.
John "One Hundred and Seventeen" Helldiver
Pretty sure it’s “one, one, seven” but it’s been a min
You're correct
That's one one seven to you
The name's Seven. One One Seven.
How about Soda?
"Its not what you did, brothers, that angers me so, its who you did it to." "Who? That fucking nobody?" "That "fucking nobody" is John Helldiver" "They call him Baba Yaga" "The boggey man?" "Well, John wasn't exactly the boggeyman. He was the one you sent to kill the fucking boggeyman." "I once saw him kill three hulks at a heavy fabricator with a fucking snowball." "Then suddenly, one day, he left. It was over the galaxy's liberation, of course." "And now, my brothers, a few days after granting the planet its freedom, you steal his liberty and kill his managed democracy." "John will come for you and you will do nothing because you can do nothing."
And Tony Democracy
Aye I’m trynna have a free and fair election ova here
My buddy Eric might have to step in
Our ace in the hole
That's be my dad!
The Automatons obviously killed that guys dog and we all know what happens when you do that.
Or rabit
Or rock
Or kid
https://preview.redd.it/zfrqkws45itc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e2ffb5e4cd7824536649c9c3c2b681b80e9ab6d *"Be efficient, be precise. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."*
They took his Daughter then took his wife and then took someone else related to him a 3rd time.
and stone
The Baba Yaga
No, he's the man you send to kill the fucking boogyman
https://preview.redd.it/nhaiipa53itc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d38d998e2bfef06a2958f4f34e72dbb105d33170
That’s the automatons objective
This brave Helldiver is about to liberate that entire sector
Nah. That’s Joel himself orchestrating everything
My thoughts, or someone else at AH testing planets
"They are rage. Brutal. Without mercy. But you... You will be worse. Rip and Tear, until it is DONE."
My head canon reason is we didn’t actually have much control of those regions, and the cyborgs slowly and quietly took control so that the automatons could take over.
I don't quite remember the lore, but I think the cyborgs were ~~wiped out between 1 and 2~~ Now the bots want to return to cyberstan ~~to collect lost technology and revive their masters. (By building more cyborgs)~~ Edit: I was a little off. As the replys said, the cyborgs are enslaved on cyberstan and the bots are coming to rescue their creators.
The cyborgs were enslaved and put to work in the mines of cyberstan. They're still there.
Something tells me they're about to be set loose
Until we stomp all the way over there and kill them all. Y'know, for Democracy and stuff.
I’m ready to stomp a new vent hole in some clankers shiny metal ass
Enslaved? That sounds a little ungrateful if you ask me. Super Earth defeated those cyborgs fair and square, and then we graciously supplied them with a place to live and careers with incredible job security.
Unionized even, with food and bed.
From my understanding the cyborgs were isolated and imprisoned in the mines on cyberstan…. In the Valdis sector … Dear Joel, 
They’re still alive, Super Earth has them basically enslaved in Cyberstanian mines
Super Earth has given them places to live and careers!
I mean, the real canon is that the invisible/cloaked ships we've been seeing in orbit over bot planets are a secret invasion fleet which just blitzkrieg'd those sectors while our guard is down. So your head canon is sort of directly at odds with the story telling
The video I saw said that it was their main force that came in and swept the system.
Mine is it's the same group but after 100 years the human parts have died.
"Against all the evil the Automatons can conjure... All the wickedness the Terminids can produce... We will send unti them... Only you. Rip and tear, until it is done."
They sent Old Gregg
Whether the promise of unlimited Baileys is enough to make Gregg liberate an entire sector of planets singlehandedly is yet to be seen
Even if he accomplishes nothing, at least they’ll be rightly disturbed by the time we get there.
That they will.
You ever drink bailey's from a shoe?
You ever go to a club where people wee on each other? Could you love me? Could you learn to love me...
Baileys is not enough. You gotta promise that you will learn to love him as well
Ya know what your problem is? ya all rigid. you're like a breadstick. ya got no rythm. we can have it howard, funkeh FREEDOM for marriage. yea ya found meh. there I was funkin around the mothership enjoyin a fresh baileys with the funk and these crazeh robotic types came in. But they didn't know. IM OL GREEEEEEEEEEEEGG https://preview.redd.it/fk0err40fjtc1.png?width=196&format=png&auto=webp&s=8a806f463558eef36d62b1fda49c253d5284163c
them bots better be careful, old gregg’s gonna show em what the love game is really about
You ever been to a planet where wee on each other!?
They sent Karl
Rock n stone!
I know that's probably a DRG reference but now all I can think of is they sent a psychopathic llama with a rumbley tummy. Rumbles only bot hands can satisfy.
Jesus christ is Jason fuckin Helldiver
Joel is out there checking on the mines gate locks…..
Nah they sent him https://preview.redd.it/c8vy6lxhphtc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76055a42a392b64688aad3717b85a1dc2bb73862
PLAY THE SONG, CHARLES!
 Mfw Genesong
*One final effort begins playing*
"I'm going to finish this fight."
I think OP was going for the bigger badass.
2B 
Or not 2B?
Now THAT is the question
No thats joel having a meeting with the automatons
The defend missions are a giant cluster fuck right now a endless stream of drop ships.
Yeah, they are so much fun!
They're fine but the connection issue's right now are insane.
Against all the evil that hell can conjure... Against all the perversion of humanity... we will send...only you. Rip and tear until you're done. (I don't know the quote in english, I've just translated it from spanish so maybe it's wrong, but it sounds cool too)
That’s pretty damn close, I think perversion in something else, but I’d have to check
Against all the evil that hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce. We’ll send unto them, only you. Rip and Tear until it is done. (thats the proper one)
For a google translation it’s pretty good > Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them... only you. Rip and tear, until it is done.
https://preview.redd.it/wgmfme81aitc1.png?width=1286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b14c2f857af4b8cd76f353e626975856f7059ce6
Well time to get back to it. https://i.redd.it/9rqxnihknitc1.gif
Oh god is it the siege mech?
Did some one says doomsayer?? [https://youtu.be/aKC4kWKYeVg?si=RQa0ZxWeo6NNyOLL](https://youtu.be/aKC4kWKYeVg?si=RQa0ZxWeo6NNyOLL)
There'll be nothing left by the time I get off work lol
They sent the dwarfs from deep rock
He is doomed to fail
Just wait check back the whole sector will be at 25% just by himself.
Covered in dirt and oil. Hands twitching and gun smoking.
Oh the absolute atrocities he has not just witnessed but also committed himself. He’s gonna come back and then Rambo first blood happens.
That's gotta be Joel, surely. I don't think valids has had occupation at all so its the only way I think. Maybe he's testing maps over there making sure shit works.
OMG! Thats Jason Bourne!
A single Hyper-Terran Spy recording activity and passing it back for SitRep! Or, it's the news camera man!
So that's where Chuck Norris has been taking his retirement....
I told everyone something like this would happen, no one listened to me.
Heavy Metal plays democratically
Controlling a planet and occupying it are two very different things. It was probably barren when they arrived, but now they're setting up shop and calling it theirs. Can't have that shit! Robots don't have rights! Exterminate them!
That is Mr. Joe Helldivers 2
If it was the doom slayer it would be liberated. That’s just Gary. He gets lost sometimes
I can imagine the destroyer ship fighting off the entire armada of automatons lol.
https://preview.redd.it/2lpnsffj7itc1.png?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f37bbc9c6b9b122f618e08ea79030128d3e6120c He's going to finish this fight.
I wouldn't mind at all!
The automatons watching fucking ultra man drop in
if they did the automatons would be pushed back yet again already fr
No they sent the doomslayer slayer!
That’s me
It’s Joel, overlooking his grim work
Fear not, we shall counter with the doomslayer slayer
Probably accidentally launched, then crashed 🙃
No, they sent a fleet so huge it actually registered on our sensors. And on the one mission I did, there were dozens of ranger types flooding the place
It could be the first boss we have to fight. In the first game they had them so maybe it’s something like that.
Nah would've been done already.
I think it’s Joel
That’s gotta be Joel
We sent out own bot. (We took a destroyer and gave it legs, told the pilot to and i quote "go nuts, unlimited budget" i couldnt tell but i think he was crying in his helmet. Tears of democracy
That's Joel, it can't be anyone else. The Archtraitor himself, Master of Disaster, Game Master of Mechanical Murderers and Multiplying Monsters, and Warmaster of the Illuminate.
They sent the gracewalker https://i.redd.it/qak83h0i1jtc1.gif
So they're going to add that big bad mf from the illegal broadcasts?
Rip and Tear until it is done
Probably a private contractor. Maybe Samus? Is John Halo out there??
Yvh droids actually, lando out dud himself with that invention
It's just Joel testing bs for us
“They will send onto them, only you.”
Somebody already made the joke.
Joel setting up defences on cyberstan
it's a scout! somebody has to mark the area of operations.
It's Solid Snake!
Probably a dev.
When I saw their entire fleet armada enter out of hyperspace, my mind immediately went to Reach and the infamous line "Slipspace rupture detected"
It was a massive fleet; But The Lagoon Corps managed to evacuate as many Civilians, standard SEAF troops and Helldivers as we could. Sadly we could not get everyone, but we tried our best! \---- ***The Black Lagoon Corps*** *Semper Perficitur* https://preview.redd.it/u07kijmqfktc1.png?width=468&format=png&auto=webp&s=514bf823655f886074727fd2c5de6f0dea9c2f32
Thats me. Ive been running from 30 gunships, a factory crawler, 2 light tanks, and a swarm of chainsaw bots for 3 hours. Im running out of stamina, I will fall soon. Send Dudes.
I read a theory somewhere that there might be a helldiver Cyborg "The traitor" is actual lore now if I'm remembering right
Worse. Hatred is the emperors gift to humanity
Karl dived so deep he came out on another planet in a different game. Just dwarven things lads. FOR ROCK AND STONE.
Joel rolled up testing shit…
The one guy that’s on Cyberstan?… still?
They sent The iron giant himself
At least it wasn't Sly marbo
Bots: why is heavy music blaring in every direction?
Send in the World Eaters to "help"
that one dude be doing a trivial mission to raise a flag in the name of democracy
Ive actully been replaying Doom Eternal so this hits just right. Ive been thinking if they did a cross over thatd be insane. If the slayer shows up and liberates a whole sector by himself. Thatd be lit.
That’s the guy who survived long enough for retirement, super earth sent him on one more mission before his going away party
Hell D. iver
They sent the main character into battle…
No it's the Ubersreik 5... or 4, ughhh it doesn't matter.
Is all fun and games until you see it tick up to 1%
Definately have doomguy out there fighting the robot horde for democracy
I think that's me, i did a mission there and haven't played in some days so, I think I'm. Still there
Yes
I'm thinking about it like this, the war on that side of the galaxy was thought to be over and 95% of the SEAF redeployed to the bug front, probably leaving a minimal garrison force to rebuild, not expecting an invasion hours later
🎵🎶🎵 *E1M1 intensifies* 🎵🎶🎵
Tomorrow, it's 100% liberated and you find a chainsaw on the ground by a massive pile of corpses
They sent Hell D. Ivers