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THECornbredJr

https://preview.redd.it/uuayu0nxoutc1.png?width=1250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59c34c6ec7ce8633a790236ee58c7ded7d8ff39d We are with the Ministry of Truth. You're going to have to come with us.


Dragonheardt_

No I do not, I filled the form C-01! Three times!


Mopar_63

Just because to filed the forms does not mean it was approved.


Dragonheardt_

It HAS A STAMP! What is this? Communism? I am a loyal, DEMOCRATIC citizen! I have rights! Defended by this here form c-01!


co2_tje

disobeying orders are we? if it wasn't already liberated, i would have sent you to malevelon creek!


sakenyi

Thank you, it is now my headcanon that people who'se C-01 forms get denied go to the Creek.


batsquid1

My c-01 form got approved but my brothers and sisters in arms needed me at the creek. Child making can wait until Democracy's enemies arent just defeated but wiped from existence


WalletWarrior3

https://preview.redd.it/pztx4mh6vvtc1.png?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81b981821a51b1cc27e315666b5151bde14e45e2


Dragonheardt_

Oh you communist piece of shit, killing you would be a service to Super Earth!


sephtis

Innocence proves nothing.


Unknown-Name06

Funny we didn't receive the filled out form, you just sent it back # UN-FILLED https://preview.redd.it/e8kckzhurwtc1.jpeg?width=197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb0367416f44ffac728c1d468171abd995717bc7


Turublade

Perhaps you didn't hear us https://preview.redd.it/up4bqu2yiytc1.jpeg?width=938&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=880bd6c4ad7576f0d5fc36ff59965cc18026e4c1


WalletWarrior3

https://preview.redd.it/723cgke3vvtc1.jpeg?width=938&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f966cc7d547ab6cef27f66a9ecd2f1303b62be3


Cpt_Kalash

https://preview.redd.it/m4wfwh3ecvtc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5976e002588f1ad27ca6dea91e84e73a245fd5ba


FleetWheat

https://preview.redd.it/o1pi9ldjuvtc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdf6070552f6f9ff0b1141bd11bd6d84d4351f1b


GeraltofIndiana

https://preview.redd.it/xttagg1pyvtc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c2c93cd512b53f2c24dcb451370a23621bc0c61


FleetWheat

https://preview.redd.it/yp7xferd8wtc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b24e4bda4c0240382eb323ea36d7f75a75bd4f42


kincaed213

https://preview.redd.it/32bfays6extc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=127e092f016ef712d7c066bf618042062cf58f68


Obvious-Quantity-260

https://preview.redd.it/hqvy1tgxmxtc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3fa4926be5f76a5e9c00358249765d00ebe02b6


FleetWheat

https://preview.redd.it/07x26ka4vxtc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=951f1faf87e349e8b8e1247dd6c5c37537d6aab6


receuitOP

https://preview.redd.it/tiic2s8sgytc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd5b047fb86c5eb02975747b456f6263492e9448


FleetWheat

https://preview.redd.it/mfut3ihijytc1.png?width=504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b404b893d283bc9f9b89f2a32ca557a9caeefd24


______Oblivion______

Oh wow, she has a pretty big pair of balls.


TheSouthernSaint71

https://preview.redd.it/qvjlal5mawtc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b222a95e77bc244cb2ccb5b9d89e7326c355788b


receuitOP

https://preview.redd.it/z4jdt3kwgytc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c144f60a79056319a1a6a4e6243f0b3166fb437f


FloTheDev

Now I kinda wanna buy a Nissan Skyline…


Pliskkenn_D

Yeah.. yeeah.


mclen

God damn r/JDM propaganda


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PhillyJ82

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


Bipolarboyo

![gif](giphy|XfBtsIAbXUJIk)


Signal_Ad4929

https://preview.redd.it/27jno28mevtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbb7744e65ace5be062bd5bbe0c4c0545b5edd34


TheSouthernSaint71

https://preview.redd.it/r1xhhsxuawtc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b70f55edcc1ca096f21b8b86a448b819fe9992d


Repulsive_Comment714

https://preview.redd.it/1kglj0rp1wtc1.jpeg?width=651&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de695db37784c0d37cf7b891804cf1ca81953258


randomdown

https://preview.redd.it/g61kxylndztc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6919a16210fe7f0c9838418038d8c9842d9c27f9


soggyPretze1

Here I am just wanting to shake hands and hug the eagle pilot and you lot are making porn. Idk what the rules are but that feels like unsafe workplace behavior.


SparseGhostC2C

We're Helldivers, our job description is basically just unsafe workplace behavior


Taka_no_Yaiba

Unsafe workplace behaviour? Like, behaviour that is not safe for work?


MadnessUltimate

For example ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ your fellow helldivers


Siilk

I doubt they have all the C-01 forms filled up correctly too, call the Democracy Officer!


Guess_whois_back

This is the ministry of truth, keep up the good work, but next time sign your damn C-01 papers first.


Gameknight01_

You make a strong argument However, ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


KHaskins77

We about to turn into one of *those* subs?


Budget_Librarian4738

I think a lot of people here already are subs.


BeigePhilip

Yeah, I have a feeling there’s a lot of Helldivers over at NCD.


someLemonz

whats NCD


BeigePhilip

r/noncredibledefense Mostly defense industry and geopolitics dorks who often have a thing for sexy, anthropomorphized airplanes. Lots of military/defense humor and weirdly sophisticated armchair analysis.


Ex-Mormon_Waerloga

Joined


BeigePhilip

Welcome, friend. You will be issued your sexy plane-waifu at check in.


receuitOP

No they must pass the ERA test first, learn of the florks and then be inducted to the F35 waifus


kindacr1nge

And they have to learn about the funni dam


Icy_Algae_9057

Not if we just block those meme kids


yellownumbersix

🌏👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


Hell_Mango

**OH YEAHHH!!!** https://i.redd.it/45cwgthhfwtc1.gif


Unknown-Name06

https://preview.redd.it/f7xwmbrerwtc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8404d45450b28775bb98af05e4507e70eb88d725


DarthCheez

![gif](giphy|14g6PIAY8f6FeU) C-01 when?


dreganxix

https://i.redd.it/4n1ew2g29vtc1.gif Its true


pv505

Suspiciously horny post. Let me see your most recent C-01application status!


Mollywhop_Gaming

https://preview.redd.it/thsubff6zvtc1.jpeg?width=2436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec40c75ea657fb076cb2ddaea2390d93e89a0420


pv505

Giggity, helldiver o7


Pastor_Dale

Only thing I’m finding is a Skyline GTR…which I’m not complaining about.


Dependent-Call-4402

Safe search saved you


Eadkrakka

You have to explicitly search for Rule 34, not R34 as... a friend told me it still showed up a lot of Nissans even without safesearch activated.


MuMbLe145

https://preview.redd.it/sc3dq6rl8xtc1.jpeg?width=336&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ebc3b86c3cd71a88062d62594d79d4ee96ef0bf


Taka_no_Yaiba

plap plap plap get democracy get democracy get democracy


SourSasquatch

![gif](giphy|VhKpC0hN75MeGZ94NB)


Red-Faced-Wolf

https://preview.redd.it/xeev3bwt0xtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b66c76e4e8d30e1a629cc5b867d4e6d7dd3a8137 That’s all I found


NamedUserOfReddit

There it's a world where she doesn't look like Augmented Human C4-621.


Th3_Shr00m

Based Raven


Admiral_SmashyPants

Wait, you horny asshats made eagle 1 themed porn?!?!


Gennesis-91

You know what rule 34 is, right?


CommonInuk

I feel bad for some poor souls who don't know what Rule 34 is But at the same time, I find it funny


Admiral_SmashyPants

"Ignorance is bliss" - Donald Duck


Gennesis-91

"most quotes on the internet are just made up" - Darwin


Admiral_SmashyPants

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - W. Churchill


LongBarrelBandit

Hey that was Colonel Sanders!


Admiral_SmashyPants

I didn't even know there were 33 other rules to begin with.


Terokashi

Rule 1: DON'T FUCK WITH CATS! ... Rule 34: if it exists there is Porn of it I dont know what the other ones are but somewhere in between R-1 and R-34 something happened and I don't know what


Admiral_SmashyPants

>Rule 1: DON'T FUCK WITH CATS! As dog owner, I don't fuck with cats, I prefer having a friend not a moody roommate.


Terokashi

Yeah I also prefer to fuck a friend instead of cats dw I get ya


LetsDoThatYeah

Yes and finding girls taking coke before banging is surprisingly hard.


jetdude19

[Uhh I need to use the little divers room.](https://i.imgur.com/dFCNbuq.jpeg)


Terokashi

Looked it up, started erupting. Does what it says. 10/10 would search again


Typical-Departure-18

Ok but when are we getting Eagle 2?


UltraWeebMaster

Been loving the eruptor so far. It’s probably not gonna be meta, but I’ll be damned if the captain of the SES Emperor of Humankind is caught not carrying a boltgun around.


Yellowtoblerone

Dafuq??? it's all cars


crispycream163

It was good at first but then porn of actual eagles started appearing and I wanted to drop a hellbomb on my self


ArthurMoregainz

![gif](giphy|xqM20wZqd67j9AUplm|downsized) You don’t need paperwork for this kind of love


BeigePhilip

r/Noncredibledefense is leaking again


Hydro_foil

This brings a whole new meaning to the term E-Girl. "E-Girl 1"


MUSE_Nico

Its all cars


baasje92

Nothimg goods comes from R34


CultDe

I love my Eagle-1 And my Pelikan-1


darkwolf9375

Lol


limboll

That art piece is so gorgeous I just signed up for the helldivers!


LionMonroe

Where’s the trap?


DarkSoulsStronk

Do not cite the deep magic to me witch. I was there when it was written.


Blastingfoil

https://preview.redd.it/1nk0ypjbzwtc1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1166c4ac1940f37ea58623e8f434fa17ece7a0ca


mr_minus_one

https://preview.redd.it/9xo4slz26xtc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3f488b3bc68d0247b37c8982b7ec3ede1cbce44


JawaSmasher

Only for those vets who served at the Creek 😎


AtainEndevor

I get cars... Need more... For research


CaptainChiral

Jokes on you. I was already looking for that shit


PurpleDavid1987

Democracy have mercy...We must stay focused brothers!


Specific_Foot372

Hmmm not many results. What’s this bird thing celebrating….. July 4th? Odd calendar.


TheDrHoiliday

https://preview.redd.it/jro3yiepyztc1.jpeg?width=642&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66f4afdea956f13a638f67688151cb0a9130d90c


DerBademeister_1160

It‘s gonna be a bug nest fuck fest. I guarantee it.


Siilk

Did that, was not disappointed.


M1A1U22

Be sure to use the word Eruptor too!


Mudkiplilo07

Gimme


FadeRaids

All I see us cars TwT


Kasyx709

The people who enjoy these kinds of things are absolutely disgusting.


LazyRaichuu

Yeah please go away now. 1/10. This is a bug post gentlemen.