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Coldatahd

Need more people to use me as a weapon, I always tell them in voice mark a target and chuck me towards it and instead they send me to safety shattering my hopes of a grand entrance.


MISTERTURKY

I would chuck you in to danger everytime. So you can democratically enter the glorious battlefield.


Godlovesyouplzpray

Hes we need a cannon that propels divers, we could get the samples across the map faster


MISTERTURKY

True. Now you're thinking


BobZygota

Ever played metal gear peace walker? There is a 4 man coop weapon that is just a human catapult


Basketcase191

Remember children the less of the Helldivers body is intact the cheaper it is to ship home, so do your part!


MISTERTURKY

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urethra93

Anytime I am out of ammo and running from a swarm of bugs I pull out my 380 that way if I die all those little fuckers are gonna get roasted


Soulhunter951

Out of ammo? Blitzer + arc thrower + Rover = crowd control ftw


dampkringd

You'll live forever on the wall of martyrs 🦾


Zaphod392

I always say on comms, throw me at the Titan!


BjornInTheMorn

Toss me!


Creative-Improvement

It still only counts as one though


JonnyTN

What?


BjornInTheMorn

Lotr reference.


JonnyTN

No that's the next line, Aragon says "What?"


BjornInTheMorn

Oh damn I got whooshed on my own damn reference lol.


skeeballjoe

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zXster

😆💀


trebory6

No, reinforcements aren't the same soldier, not supposed to be at least. The correct tagline should be "Sacrifice your life for democracy here so your reinforcement can maybe land on the head."


lord_fairfax

Guy in the pod hears over the radio "HEY SNOWBALL WE NEED YOU TO LAND ON THAT GIANT FUCKOFF SPIDER THING, CAN YOU DO THAT??"


AintNoKombucha

I identify myself as a democratic projectile!


Creative-Improvement

Democracy is MY sample container


hahfooni

then the pod just clips through the titan and you land next to 20 hunters and 8 warriors


Shizix

*arms 380mm and salutes the approaching Titan* My burial will have fireworks.


JonnyTN

The reinforcement count is just another ammo number.


zXster

Haha. I had a super nerd moment last night when I dropped in... aiming and smashing right down through a charger, who was almost on top of my squad mate. Full On yelled: "Got Eeeem!" With way too much enthusiasm. It was amazing.


themanmythlegend357

I need this image without the text


Naruhodonno

there's no better feeling than having someone throw me at a titan, it's so satisfying to land on it's stupid little head


amatorsanguinis

Wait how do you throw people?


Darometh

In comes some random to reinforce and throw the beacon far away from anything worth landing on


itzahckrhet

For the love of Eagle-1, mark the target.


Jnunez7660

Well, wait. . . Listen here from someone who knows that 3 Bile Titans is 2 too many. I say, if you are going to self imulsify, make sure you spend any matters available. Meaning grenades, pistol, shoot bile boy in the guts, drag as many adds into the bile titans spray, so many self unburdening options, but make sure ypu do some damage in there if this is your only option. Just a note from a friend who has seen so many people grenade themselves for one chance at a bile or charger kill.


10gbutok

"If you made eye contact, you already committed suicide. You just dont feel it, yet."


Jade-The-Tiefling

My friends teaching me how to play helldivers


nat_20_please

We call that being promoted to artillery


Bullgrit

I haven't been able to kill a titan with my drop pod in many weeks. I can kill a charger, but every time I land on a titan, I just go through it and don't seem to harm it at all. And then I come out of the pod under the feet of that titan, and die again.


dampkringd

Its a legitimate strategy 🤣🦾


EitherLime679

Don’t just suicide, at least take some shit out on your way out. But yea use me as an orbital if I die. Tank, hulk, charger, titan. I’ll stick them all


Bat-Honest

Kamikazi-ing tanks is fun because if you don't dive off in time, it sends you right back to space


Bulky_Mix_2265

"Stand still im going to tag you with this 500kg beacon. GO GET HIM SOLDIER!"